#inside the clown house

[spacedustmantis]

shoutout to the mutuals i never talk to. shoutout to the mutuals who i silently reblog stuff from and who silently reblog stuff from me. shoutout to the mutuals who i don't have the balls to reach out to. shoutout to the mutuals i was once close with but now we are merely coexisting. i see you. i appreciate you

[crowtrobotx]

The absolutely comical irony of a woman clad in a Catholic church t-shirt and wearing a cross necklace coming into my office to pearl clutch because she's 'horrified' we don't have multiple teachers to a classroom since the 'male teachers could sexually assault the students.' I have never been ruder to a customer in my life.

[doxytoy]

>I log on

>I find a cool nsft blog

>I scroll

>They shared a post celebrating the massacre of civilians/defending terrorists

>I block them

Rinse and repeat.

[delusionaltoma]

Don't touch me..there's a CLOWN CASINO??

Bro..this is fire..but I'm keeping Bombita at the clown motel

[foundaclown]

Baiting them didn’t work (I think?) but I hear something somewhere. It’s usually at doorways, or in one of the lower halls

Can’t pin it down though, probably because this house has way too many rooms

Wish me luck

[glass-clown]

its actually crazy how stupid radfems are holy shit

[bronskibeet]

moments from oingo boingo's only a lad (1981) that seem like foreshadowing for danny elfman's later career in scoring films

the instrumental break halfway through their cover of "you really got me" that sounds like it's threatening to turn into the peewee herman breakfast machine song at any moment

during the title track, the perfect barbershop quartet harmony on "it's not his fault that he can't behave..." etc.

the first thirty seconds of "nasty habits" - see above point about "you really got me". actually it's possible that everything danny elfman was doing from 1981-1985 was just practice so he could unleash his magnum opus on the world ("the breakfast machine" from the pee-wee's big adventure soundtrack).

[7outerelements]

Saw some cool art of a ghost knight with a sword in his chest and it made me think about how it would feel to kill with the instrument of your own demise - the poetic justice of manifesting your pain as a grudge with an edge and making it the last problem your enemies ever have. How the feeling of resheathing the sword in yourself must feel like reopening a wound, emotionally and otherwise, and how whether the sword is in your hand or your chest, there's never a moment when you don't carry its weight.

Then I realized that all of that applies to Jack Noir a la Homestuck, and I sighed for a long time.

[besnouted]

also can i say something that is unsettling me about discussions of zionism in america is like, how much of an afterthought evangelical support for zionism is? because i think uhhh there is kind of a visibility problem happening here

like the largest lobbying org for zionism is an evangelical one that is over 3 times as large as the largest jewish org. so i need everyone to understand that fearmongering about like the idf training our cops or whatever is weird and bizarre when israel exists as an arm of US AMERICAN INTEREST, not the other way around. and i don't know if part of this is being done purposely by the tumblr leftist funnyman atheist crowd who are absolutely aware of just how big of an influence evangelicals have on us policy but are conveniently leaving that out or how much of it is just. not common knowledge. but uh i think it's a problem either way :)

[fellhellion]

A du Mortain picking the funniest possible hill to die on by not giving a shit about all of the interesting major events they’ve lived through while being annoying about historical innaccuracies in media

[spacedustmantis]

sometimes i see people reblogging something that just makes so much sense. like yeah i bet you would enjoy the feeling of blood running down your chin, cannibalism mutual

[funonion001]

Everyone gets such cute Welcome Home dreams MEANWHILE I GET TO HAVE THE SCARY ONES!!!!! (Under the read more ✌️)

So Like. Im walking down this really dark hallway, and from around the corner Wally peers out at me. His face is complete shadow except for two eyes, regular Wally thing EXCEPT the eyes are fucking. Realistic. VERY CREEPYPASTA SAYING YES but it was really creepy having to expirence it because they actually fucking moved 😭 It didnt just look real they felt real too.

We stare down each other a little bit.

(Remember that scene in ddlc where Yuri stares you down in a closet? It felt just like that, but it was just his eyes.)

I finally turn around, BUT THEN A SECOND LATER HES RIGHT UP IN MY FACE LIKE IT WAS A JUMPSCAREEEEEEE I only managed not to wake up because I ran away. Kinda rude, but I was very surprised.

Anyway I hope next time he shows up I find myself lucid enough to apologize, but I make no promises 🤪

[you-got-it-capstar]

don’t worry guys taylor will announce 1989 TV during tonight’s episode of apple tree yard

[undead-potatoes]

It's always so fucking funny when someone makes a post about bad takes, but it's vague enough that the people with the bad takes come in like "I KNOW RIGHT?" followed by the exact take OP was referring to in the first place

[theforestknowsmydreams]

anyway so last night i remembered the time i overheard my roommate listening to circus music and i was so ready to bring it up the next day

until i rolled over and it didn’t change direction, now coming from the ceiling

it was a hallucination

i had been the clown all along

[mimicori]

genuinely love how im writing a short piece on dependencies of my house for extra credit, and while gathering information i've learned how non-compliant my house and neighborhood is asdlkfhsglskdj