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fuck em up gang
#and there's that fucking 'illegal content' claim coming to bite all of us in the ass#like i'm trying so hard not to be bitter#but come on#mastercard is using fucking tumblr discourse vocab#did we not fucking say this was coming#did we not fucking say this#either way. it's no use thinking like that#keep calling keep pushing#outsourced posts
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damn i wish u guys could read this fic i haven't written and this fic i haven't finished writing and this fic i'm putting off outlining and this fic i outlined but haven't started and this fic i'll never write and this other fic i haven't written and this fic that exists only in vague impressions in my head that fall apart every time i try to commit them to the page and th
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charlie slimecicle off his shit, channeling pure theatre kid, nerding out, wiping the competition, is exactly my type
#and at the end of the day i am but another lesbian hopelessly smitten with charlie slimecicle#and he's so gracious with it#took second place in fucking stride#slimecicle#buggy thoughts
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10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO
#i love that people have loved critters since the dawn of time#enough to just like. put em on a wall#outsourced posts
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Alright kids say it with me
My thoughts don’t make me a bad person
My feelings don’t make me a bad person
My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it
Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions
The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions
There’s no such thing as a thought crime
thank u
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thanks for the comments and asks saying i'm being mean for very mildly saying i don't like when people make social decisions based on horoscopes.
your behavior has made me realize i should be "meaner": horoscopes are fake.
the position of planets and balls of gas did not in any way impact your personality or destiny. it has nothing to do with what kind of people you are compatible with, despite what an app or magazine told you.
i think sincere belief in horoscopes shows a concerning propensity to trust pseudoscience and a susceptibility to confirmation bias.
i'm pretty tired of having to tiptoe around this kind of thing and include disclaimers. if you genuinely think you shouldn't be friends with someone because of the date they came out of a uterus, you're being a clown.
#please please please stop buying into obvious pseudoscience scams#you are destroying your scientific literacy and conditioning yourself to believe any made up categorization of people that is shown to you#and i shouldn't have to explain why that is a bad thing#outsourced posts
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spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev
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i have a croissant related grievance
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One thing you have to understand about me is I think Odysseus wanting to listen to the sirens and making it happen is so hot and real of him
#i thought it was the most attractive thing before i even knew what i was feeling was attraction#i really should have seen my type being insane nerds coming much sooner#outsourced posts
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Kian stone
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romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces
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hey guys just here to say that the new online safety act in the uk has blocked the suicide hotline

this is extremely problematic for very obvious reasons and i have no idea what the fuck this country is fucking coming to
childline has also been restricted
if you're a uk citizen and still haven't signed the petition please do so
even if you're not a uk citizen please reblog to spread the word !!!!!
this isn't safety, it's censorship
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it's so funny that charlie plays pokemon the exact same way he plays dnd and it works
#prev yes exactly!!!#this fucker loves to play risky and exploit the system any way he can#outsourced posts#better than drinking alone
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Bark mantis, Humbertiella ocularis, Gonypetidae
Photographed in Malaysia by albertkang
#oohhh what a pretty little man!!!!#he's being so cunty about being bark#really went the extra mile#and we love him for that#outsourced posts
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they look so polite! Surely you could trust them with a gun
#oughghghh sooo obsessed with them!!!#sfth#never give annabelle a gun#annabelle parker#butch sfth#outsourced posts#a thousand words#silver screen
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he played the nuzlocke exactly like this and the only reason he didn't eat shit and die is because he physically cannot roll a nat one in this game
it's so funny that charlie plays pokemon the exact same way he plays dnd and it works
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