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Improper clown housing
Enclosures like these do not provide the same comfort and safety that bouncy castles, and bouncy houses, and ball pits provide. Getting a bubble like this for your clown because “you like the aesthetic” is cruel. The see through bubble will make your clown feel improperly hidden or and safe which can lead to severe stress and panic attacks. This bubble will provide little to no enrichment for you clown. It can also be a hazard, some clown breeds have poor eyesight similar to how birds can’t see glass and have poor depth perception. This is why having brightly colored and padded walls such as in a bouncy house are crucial for the safety of your clowns. Clowns deserve a place to feel comfortable and safe. These bubble houses should not be used as a replacement for a bouncy house or ball pit. Sadly I have seen them be marketed as a two in one replacement for both. New clown owners need to be aware of this and steer clear of these.
#clowncore#clown husbandry#clownblr#clowns#clown posting#tambourine’s fantasy#clown care#know your clowns#stop clown miss information#stop clown cruelty
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Utterly confused as to why I had so many notes until I realized some YouTuber with a very gay haircut made an informative video about our community and feature one of my posts. Welcome to the new people of Clownblr! If you need any advice feel free to send me an ask!
#strange aeons#strange aeons my beloved#thank you father strange#clown breeding#clown husbandry#clown care#clown help#clownblr#clown owning#clown#clownery
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There really is nothing like the feeling of being pressed against 28 other clowns in a confined space on your way to 7/11 <•: (•: > * • *
#clown care#clown husbandry#clownblr#clown posting#clowns#clown community#clown core#clowncore#clown#clownery
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Bathing your clown
I've seen so many different posts related to clown care and such but I've seen nothing on bathing or cleaning your clown which I hope is due to a consensus on bathing because it is a highly irregular process and can vary wildly between different species.
so far I've seen three different ways of cleaning clowns that are either specific to a breed or just generally accepted across different breeds.
Dust baths Some clowns such as some Pierrot, hobo, and other thicker/denser coated breeds need dust baths as opposed to soap and water because similar to chinchillas, if there's moisture under their coats then there's a possibility they could develop mold or other fungal infections which can be incredibly harmful or even deadly to your clowns.
Just leave them alone Some clown breeds actually could be harmed by the lack of their natural pheromones. Again Hobo clowns shouldn't be washed EVER unless it is medically necessary, they should be left to their own natural smell as it is an indicator of many things to this bred (what troop they are part of, who they're mated to, mood, etc.). Hobo clowns should be left with an optional dust basin to bathe in however that is OPTIONAL and should not be forced on the clown to be bathed.
Regular bathing and trimming. Of course there are clowns that need regular bathing and trimming just as any standard pet does. So far I've found that its typically show breeds, smaller clowns, and the more common family breeds that can be bathed regularly. Although, you should still use a clown safe scentless shampoo & conditioner as again sent is important to clowns. plus it shouldn't be anything that could stain them a different color.
A clown's nails should be filed down regularly and you should brush their coat & teeth regularly regardless of breed, but that's just common clown knowledge.
Please find what bathing method is best for the health of your clown, there are also exceptions to every rule but you should find what method is safest and healthiest for your clown and what makes them happiest.
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Other Types of Clowns
Scare
Jester
Porcelain
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#clown#clowncore#clown art#clown husbandry#clown care#clown information#my art#scare clown#jester#porcelain clown#artists on tumblr#clownblr#cw unreality
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ball pit
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is it okay to give my clown dr pepper? they've been making grabby hands at the can like they want some
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Caring for Your Comedic Companion: A Guide to Proper Clown Care
Creating a Clown-Friendly Environment: The Chuckle Chamber
Clowns thrive in environments that stimulate their comedic instincts. Before adopting your clown, ensure you have a dedicated space in your home for them, commonly referred to as the "Chuckle Chamber." If you cannot afford to buy a new enclosure, an old tent painted with stripes can keep your clown happy for the first few months. Equip it with a variety of colorful props, oversized shoes, and a well-stocked assortment of rubber chickens. Ensure the Chuckle Chamber is spacious enough for your clown to express its natural exuberance.
Nutritional Needs: A Diet of Delightful Delicacies
Maintaining a well-balanced and joy-inducing diet is crucial for your clown's health. Offer a mix of cotton candy, popcorn, and custard pies to meet their nutritional needs. For hydration, a continuous supply of seltzer water is recommended. Regularly check for any allergies or sensitivities your clown may have to certain treats. Surprisingly, peanut allergies are common amongst certain breeds of clown.
Exercise and Enrichment: Laughter Workouts
Clowns are energetic beings that require regular exercise and mental stimulation. Engage your clown in laughter workouts, which can include juggling sessions, pratfall practice, and balloon animal sculpting. Introduce new comedic routines to keep their minds sharp and their spirits high.
Grooming: Maintaining the Mirthful Mane
Clown grooming is not just about appearance; it's an essential aspect of their well-being. Regularly check and clean oversized shoes to prevent slips, trim colorful wigs to maintain their vibrant allure, and ensure that the iconic red nose is kept in pristine condition. A well-groomed clown is a happy and confident one.
Veterinary Care: Honk-Checked Health Checks
Regular visits to a certified clown veterinarian are crucial to monitor your companion's health. These professionals specialize in honk-checked health checks, ensuring that your clown is in peak comedic condition. Vaccinations against gloom and routine screenings for joke deficiencies are standard procedures.
Socialization: Playdates with Fellow Funnymakers
Clowns are social beings that thrive on interaction with their own kind. Arrange playdates with fellow clowns to encourage socialization and the exchange of humorous antics. Attend clown conventions, where your companion can partake in the grandeur of collective laughter and collaborative performances.
Understanding Non-Verbal Communication: Mastering the Art of Clownish Signals
Clowns communicate primarily through non-verbal cues, such as honks, squeaks, and exaggerated gestures. Pay close attention to your clown's signals to gauge their mood and preferences. Understanding the art of clownish communication is key to fostering a strong bond with your comedic companion.
Celebrating Special Occasions: Clown Birthdays and Anniversaries
Marking special occasions in your clown's life adds a touch of festivity to their existence. Celebrate birthdays with a clown-sized cake and a chorus of joyous honks. Recognize adoption anniversaries with a memorable performance or a specially crafted routine to commemorate the time spent together.
Providing proper care to your beloved clowns is not just a responsibility but a joyful journey of shared laughter and merriment. By embracing the unique needs and whimsical nature of your clown companion, you'll cultivate a bond that transcends the ordinary, creating a lifetime of cherished comedic moments.
#clownery#clowncore#clown posting#clown art#clown#clown husbandry#Clowns#Unicycles#Parties#Pranksters#Jesters#Mimes#Clownblr#Clown care#Clownology#Clownologist
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Just discovered clown husbandry and found this stray. What breed is he? I'm guessing purebred germanic medieval bard.
How can i take care of him? He seems to be particularly into alcohol and apples. Found him playing with a lyre.
Also, how to breed him?
#clown care#clowns#clown husbandry#bard#bard care#bard husbandry#clownblr#clown biology#clown breeding#clown posting#do i tag this as venti#unreality
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Balloon doggos
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Clown Summer
Clowns love flowers, even the kind that don’t shoot water at you
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Senior clown diet
Once your clown has started getting older you’ll notice that they will have less of an interest in their normal food. Older clowns will start getting weaker jaws and some clown breeds will even have teeth fall out. Normally this happens to your average hobo and circus clowns. That’s why jello can be perfect diet for your older clowns. It is very important to change their diet to better suit their new needs. Jello is fantastic because it’s gentle on their teeth and jaws. Popcorn and rats can hurt their fragile teeth easily and jello provides all of the nutritional value necessary for your clown.
#clowncore#clown husbandry#clowns#clownblr#tambourine’s fantasy#clown posting#clown core#clown care#clown info#know your clowns#clown
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Public service announcement!
If you see a service/emotional support clown in public, DO NOT INTERACT!! I’m tired of hearing story after story from my friends about how someone was distracting their service clown. If they have a vest on they’re working, end of story! Don’t try to get them to honk, show you a magic trick, and especially don’t try to feed them. Just pretend like they’re not there. Thank you
#clown husbandry#clownblr#clowncore#clown care#clown biology#clown breeding#clown owning#clown help#clown#service clown#emotional support clown
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Just read a news article about a Scare Clown breed that was able to detect it's owners cancer when it was still curable and i didn't know clowns could do things like that ?????
Is this a thing for ALL clown breeds or just a few ??
#clown#clown care#clown husbandry#memes#clowns#clownblr#party clown#clown breed#clowncore#clown breeding#clown behavior#clown posting#husbandry
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Clown Breeds
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Fun fact for y'all- did you know that in the wild, the ancient ancestors of our modern Clowns were migratory? The original concept of a travelling circus was a very early attempt to exercise (or more correctly, manage) this strong instinct in their clown troupes.
But i've seen some handlers wonder about this before. Most wild clown species that are particularly social or form troupes will find a territory to settle in, perform their courtship rites, and generally stay in that range until they whelp their clownlings in the spring.
As autumn approaches, you may find your clown doesn't quite have the same need for extensive zoomies and may grow a little more docile and affectionate with you and any other clowns in your troupe. Naturally they still need plenty of exercise- its no excuse for slacking on walkies and acrobatics!- and of course any unusual lethargy and lack of interest in things is always worth a trip to the vet's. But try not to panic too much if your troupe are less sprightly in the run up to the equinox.
#clown husbandry#clownblr#clown care#unreality#tw unreality#cw unreality#its been so long since my last clown post but this thought just hit me like a truck#please ask me about coulrology
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