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Gooooood morning everyone! And happy clown week!
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One big happy family ♥
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I made Honk Honk a little portrait to have around home!! I'm sad i can't show pictures of this lovely little bean but i know respecting this boundary is important as clowns have a very long term memory and can remember humans and their actions for many years!! Who knows, maybe someday he'll be able to pose for a photo again and be able to stand on a stage or circus ring like all the other party clowns around!
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Louis-Aimé and his gf <3
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two words
clown larvae
discuss.
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Howdy yall!
I’m new to the clown husbandry community and I’ve been lookin into adopting a rodeo clown. I live in a kinda rural town with access to large open fields, farms and livestock and I love goin outside and getting out of the house, so I’ve got the basics covered in terms of preferred environment! We don’t have rodeos where I am unfortunately but we do have the yearly county fair and other such events so there should be plenty of entertainment for him!
Information for rodeo clown care is a little hard to find, so if anyone has any tips, tricks or resources, please send them my way!!
#clown owning#clown pet#clownblr#clown biology#clown husbandry#clown breeding#picking up my clown soon#rodeo clown#rodeo clown husbandry
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Clowns are not people.
Clowns are a social and nomadic species of monsters that roam several parts of the earth. The most ancient clowns have been found in the Fifth Dynasty of Egypt, around 2400 BC. Since then, clowns have evolved alongside humans into a variety of breeds, much like domesticated dogs. The domestic clown (the clowns that live in human society) are very secretive. No human nor monster knows that clowns are a different species, as they hide themselves very well and use the excuse of it all being a costume and makeup. Abilities: - Clowns have the ability to shapeshift into humans if they choose. They cannot change their human appearance. They have 1 human form. - Clowns feel less pain, and are basically immune to violence. This is how they can perform slapstick and death defying acrobatics. - Clowns are incredibly flexible, able to fit in tight spaces. - They can also manifest any funny object for a given situation. If a pie is needed, a pie will suddenly appear. - All clowns have the ability to create sentient puppets/toys if they create it by hand. The toys will talk and play on their own. They don't have free will and are incredibly stupid. Most they can do is tell silly jokes. Behaviour: A clown's behavior is heavily dependent on which breed they are. Identifying the base breed of a clown is the most important thing, as the breeds and sex of clowns are fluid. All clowns are born under a specific breed, under a specific category (simply just happy or sad clowns. Happy clowns tend to be happy, and sad clowns are more prone to mental illness. Any breed can be under this category, except for the Pierrot clown, which is always sad). The breed of a clown can vary due to environmental and emotional factors in the clown's life. As a clown needs to adapt to its circumstances, it morphs into a hybrid clown. You can see this in cases of breeds having mixed characteristics for example, a talking Mime or a colorful Pierrot. Here's a list of the most popular base breeds: - Party clownParty Clowns is an umbrella term for multiple clown breeds that fall under this category. They are also known as bright clowns, holiday clowns, happy clowns, or performance clowns. This is due to their breed traits, outgoing, boundless sense of energy, and artistic talent at making balloon animals. Their classic appearance is the most famous of all the clown breeds, being the typical image that comes to mind when clowns are portrayed in the media. They are brightly colored, and often have plump, round noses that are a red color.
-Pierrot (Pedrolino Bertoldo)Pierrot clowns are delicate and sensitive, preferring calmly stimulating low-risk play over slapstick comedy and general performance. They should be kept away from scare and party clowns at all costs, as sudden loud noises frighten and overwhelm them regardless of friendly intentions. Pierrot tends to have bouts of random melancholy as they fall in love very quickly but struggle to get a date because they are very shy. Pierrots tend to sing, play instruments and are very artistically inclined to express their feelings (usually of sadness or love).
-Harlequin
The Harlequin is characterized by their checkered costume. Their role is that of a light-hearted, nimble, and astute servant, often acting to thwart the plans of his master, and pursuing his own love interests, (mostly going after female clowns such as the Columbine), with wit and resourcefulness, often competing with the sterner and melancholic Pierrot. He serves the role of the romantic hero. The Harlequin is physically agile and his trickster qualities allow them to be great performers. They have mischievous personalities, enjoying playing pranks and bullying their fellow clowns. They are most likely to steal your girlfriend and cuckold you.
- Columbine
She is dressed in a very short ragged and patched dress, appropriate to a master of the arts and carries a tambourine, which she uses to fend off the amorous advances of other clowns, such Pantalones or Harlequins. She is the only functional intellect on the stage and she uses this intellect to seduce or trick others around her to do what she wants. Columbines tend to be ringleaders of whatever troupes they are in due to their desirability from the males and their cleverness.
- Scare Clown
Scare Clowns are often large, intimidating looking breed of clown, with genetic ties to the Big Top and Carnival clowns. Scare Clowns are considered an umbrella term for many breeds of clown that have frightening traits, but that are not all close genetically, for example including the Axehandlers, Greater and Lesser Scare clowns, some Space clowns, as well as the Killer Clown and some feral clown breeds (juggalos). They are very protective of their young and territorial, often serving the role of a ‘guard dog’.And many more...
Hierarchy: Clowns are a happy go lucky species, even the sad ones, so it may come to a shock to some to hear that clowns have a hierarchy. In fact, the scientist that studied wolves and claimed that they had ‘alphas’ and ‘betas’ was actually studying local wild clown populations. The study was changed to wolves so as to not ruin his career as nobody believes clowns are real… Even then, the study was wrong. The hierarchy of clowns is not strict, nor enforced with any rules. When clowns gather in large troupes, this happens to be how they structure their colonies. They live in tents and roam the world, stopping in random locations to perform their acts and engage with any humans in the area. Humans find these visits fun and love to play with the clowns. These are called carnivals or the circus. During these visits, certain clowns might enjoy the human population so much that they shapeshift into their human form and chose to live amongst them, thus domesticating themselves.
The clown hierarchy is formed by 3 main classes.
The ring leader at the top, the stars of the show (androgynous) in the middle and the males at the bottom. These classes correspond to their sexe. Clowns do not reproduce sexually, instead each sexe of clown has a special balloon with the color of their sexe (males are yellow, females are red and androgynous are orange). Also, clown sexe is tied to their breed (ie: all Pierrots are male, all Columbines are female and all Harlequins are androgynous). To reproduce, the red and yellow balloon must be tied together to create a baby. Androgynous clowns can just tie their own balloon together. Once the balloon is tied up in the shape of a baby, the clowns must protect and take care of their baby, and not pop it. Over time, the balloon creature will grow flesh and become a living being. As females are so rare, most male clowns will never be able to find a suitable mate to reproduce with, but that’s ok. Clowns are not bothered by the burdens of parenthood. Most of the clown population growth comes from androgynous clowns making their own children. However, androgynous clowns still compete to mate with females as to ensure that their offspring comes out female. Androgynous clown asexual reproduction will only produce more males or androgynous. Mating with a female will result in a female 100% of the time, and females are so rare, it's best to mate with them.
Ring leadersRing leaders are the clown that chooses where the troupe will go, where they find food and who organizes the shows. Their work is to take care of their fellow clown and ensure their safety. Ring leaders might have to break fights, or comfort sad clowns. They tend to be the smartest clowns in the colony, so sometimes the ring leader can be male or androgynous. However, most ring leaders are female, as females are extremely rare, and once you add a female clown, all the males are swooning for her and fight for the right to mate with her as clown couples last a lifetime. As their breeds are few in number. The only female clowns are Columbine, the Fool and Clownettes.Androginous clownsThese tend to be Harlequins, Auguste clowns (red clowns), Mimes, Big top clowns, Greater Scare clowns and more. The androgynous clowns are characterized by their propensity for mischief and attention seeking behaviour. They are often outgoing, and the stars of any circus they are in, right under the ring leader. They are cunning and capable of charming others for manipulation/trickery, but they aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed. Male clownsBeing the most common clown, many of the breeds are male such as Party clowns, Sweets british clowns, Pierrots, Jesters, Jokers, Fools, white clowns, etc. Diet:
The Clown diet varies among breeds but shares some commonality. Most party clowns are happy with corn dogs, doughnuts, pretzels, or most types of cake. The Sweets British breed have a light and delicate food-taste. They favor cream teas, jellied scones, mini sandwiches, and sponge cakes. Any food that is themed the same to your clown should work. Clowns are communal eaters, enjoying to play and fight with food as eating is a time for bonding and socializing. Clowns get really sad if they have to eat alone or throw pie at themselves.
Environment:
As clowns are nomadic and live in tents, they tend to stay in more dry and even tempered climates. They avoid the rain and snow as much as possible. If they live in a climate with snow, their circus either goes into hibernation, or they flee to live in human-built colonies as the building infrastructure is far superior. Domesticated/Solitary clowns:
These clowns live amongst humans, they stay in their human forms most often to conceal their clown identities. Though clowns are not sexual by nature, they have evolved to look and operate like us. Clowns are not very fertile, but there is a chance of clown and human reproduction. It doesn’t matter if a clown is half human, as long as there is the active clown gene in its DNA, the offspring will be a clown. This had resulted in a small but growing population of clowns living ‘normal’ lives among us. But secretly, they do wish for the freedom of being with their kin. These individuals sometimes run away to join the circus later on in life, but some get jobs as holiday performers instead to cope with their clownhood. Domesticated clowns struggle to understand human conventions. Sometimes, they dress weirdly, or break social norms. They often feel outcast by society. They take solas in watching movies such as “The joker” or other clown related media. Happy clowns can cope well living amongst humans, using their clown powers for good. Unfortunately for sad clowns, they have a harder time coping with loneliness. These negative emotions corrupting their breeds and turning them into scare clowns. In 2016, there was an uptick in sad clown mental illness which resulted in the increase in scare clown sightings and attacks across the United States of America. These were sad clowns lashing out at the human society holding them prisoner. Thankfully, the SCP foundation has partnered with the World Clown Association and has provided therapy and rehabilitation services to undercover clowns.
Clown Origines:
The clown species first made contact with humans during the Fifth Dynasty of Egypt, around 2400 BC. They were seen as harmless by the humans and fun to observe, so they were not attacked. Clowns didn’t really understand human culture or rules, so they made fun of it. These jokes humored the humans and caused them to self reflect. Some clowns have traditionally served a socio-religious and psychological role. Often participating in rituals and ceremonies in many native cultures. In Europe, the clown or the jester was the only one free to speak against the ruling class. No human would ever dare say such negative comments, but the clowns had no fear and spoke honestly. Clowns evolved alongside humans, learning to mimic them with their shapeshifting abilities and make them laugh. Humans would seek out clowns for entertainment, and in return, they gave the clowns money or treats for their shows. Clowns would use this money for food as humans cook really well, and the slapstick of the clowns make food preparation/hunting impossible or even deadly.
However, the clown species has been struggling. Due to advances in technologies and society as a whole, clowns are an outdated means of entertainment. Humans seek human made media, and are too busy with their jobs and families to be interested in the circus anymore. The wild clown population has gone down with the decrease of circus ticket sales, as they are unable to feed themselves. The main cause of death in wild clown populations is no longer pie suffocation, but now starvation. Ever adaptable, clowns are not an endangered species yet as there is a rise in domesticated clowns. This is not good for the mental health of clowns, as they need to be with their own kind in order to be properly socialized and live authentically, but hopefully the species will find a way to survive in these tumultuous times.
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Are there such thing as juggalo clown husbands? Are their breeds that are similar? What is the relation between clown husbands and Juggalos? Are certain breeds soothed by Insane Clown Posse music? Can certain breeds be inspired by juggalo culture? Is ICP safe for clown husbands? I NEED TO KNOW MORE
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my hobo clown, steve unemployments, has been sitting with my juggalo, mr. roach, and staring at him silently. not aggressively, and my juggalo is surprisingly not being aggressive either. they're just looking at each other. they've been doing this for a few hours. is this normal? they have plenty of enrichment and entertainment. are they bored?
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I have officially named my jester! Or... I guess he named himself. Because I asked him his name and he wrote out in macaroni that his name is Marvin!
Yes that is now on the fridge.
I suddenly feel like I have two toddlers in my care...
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I need Advice.
Okay so, this is my first time asking for this kind of advice since I generally ask my family about this, but today I need your help with my two newly adult clowns, they're a Pierrot and a Harlequin to be more exact. I've had plenty of clowns during my life and I certainly know how to take care of high maintenance clowns and low maintenance ones, I have experience attending to their needs and I can proudly say that I take good care of them, the point is. I've had trouble with my Pierrot and my Harlequin due to certain behaviors I've haven't seen before in other Pierrot's (I have two young Pierrot's and one colorful adult Pierrot) I have and neither in other harlequin's I have seen(I have one of those, but my dad has two of those).
My problem is that my Harlequin has been getting pretty aggressive with my Columbine whenever she tries to get near and say hello to my Pierrot, he has no trouble when she gets near other clowns I own, but he has trouble when she gets near this specific Pierrot. I don't understand why he's been doing this since from what I've read and seen so far is that pretty much male and androgynous clowns swoon and fight over female clowns since they're very rare, but my Harlequin for some reason got pretty possessive with this Pierrot and doesn't want my Columbine nor other female clowns I have (A Columbine that I found recently in a shelter and a Clownette my mum practically raised me with) to get near him and the Pierrot seems to encourage this (at least to some extent). I don't know what to do and I need some advice to at least ease some of the tension that has been growing in the tent thanks to this Harlequin's actions.
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Attention Clown Owners!
New season means new activities! Depending on the breed, fall can offer many different fun out and indoor activities for your clown, such as:
Leaf piles! Jumping in them, making them, looking at their colors, clowns just seem to like leafs
Pies!!! With fall comes delicious pumpkin (and any other) pies that clowns love!
Pumpkin painting (with clown-safe paint), I wouldn't trust a clown with I knife, but I would trust em with paint! Clowns are natural artists
Scare clown owners, I suggest taking your clown on a stroll to see the Halloween decor around!
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Hello! I bought this doll today at the thrift store. She has a little wind up music box that plays “My Favorite Thing”, and her head moves in circles while the music plays. I found her creepy and cute and was thinking she’d be really cool if I made her into a clown! Her little head moving would be cool as a clown I think. If anyone has any ideas or suggestions or advice that would be greatly appreciated!! Even information about the kind of doll she is would be interesting! I’ll have to think about giving Madison the clown makeover she deserves :)
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I find it very hard to study in libraries because most of them don't provide a play pen for clowns!! Honk honk needs to be distracted while i work, and i can't leave him home alone because he fills my entire room with balloons when i'm gone and then runs around in his unicycle without anyone to look after him. I need more clown safe spaces!
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Balloune is ready to spark up
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Ok I feel like it so some cute clown behaviors!
They’re generally pretty sensitive to emotions so if your sad they might preform little tricks for you!
Sometimes clowns paint the faces of their owners to “add them to their troupe”, don’t get angry because this shows that they love and trust you, and maybe consider wearing a minimized version sometimes to show you want to be part of their group!
Small scare clowns will jump out of random places and “scare” you, basically yelling boo or squeaking loudly if they’re not prone to talking. Acting scared and complementing their scaring skills makes them extremely happy!
Some clowns love stuffed animals/other props, and will carry them around like a comfort item. If they entrust you to care for their item while they do things that require being away from it PROTECT IT. This shows a lot of trust, so cherish it!
Honking! It’s typically a joyful thing and various trills, honks, squeaks, and chirps show a happy clown. Never punish them just for making noise, clowns are intelligent and can understand when it’s a inappropriate time if it’s explained to them.
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