#clown pet

[3rdmissingsock]

Baby at the car wash! First car wash ever

[clownie-sprucie]

Did I spend the last ~5hours making this by boy hand out of old clothes with absolutely 0 handsewing skills? Yes

Do I regret it? HECK NO LOOK AT HIM

[thatsclowneryluv]

Sonboy…..

[welcometotheballpit]

so I've been talking to a therapist recently and she recommended me an emotional support clown. is this a good idea? what clown breeds might be good for this? i would love a jester but i don't know how to care for them

Hmmm... It depends on the condition in which you are taking on a support clown for and your personal preferences regarding touch and noise.

For example. If you are taking on an emotional support clown for overstimulation or sensory input problems and you find that a silent squeeze helps you through it, you would probably want a rubber-armed jester. These types of course come in teacup varieties if you wish to be discreet at school or work.

However, maybe you suffer from anxiety and you would benefit from a clown that is able to distract you once they sense you may be about to go through a panic attack. English pratfalls are very emotionally in-tune with their care-givers and instinctually perform stunts and japeries to help get their humans to be more joyful.

So be sure to take into account your needs and consult with your therapist or other health professional about what kind of clown would best suit you.

[crow-core-stash]

Hello clown tumblr. I've recently introduced my father to the world of clown husbandry. He seemed genuinely interested in learning more, but asked some questions I don't know the answers too. Any help would be greatly appreciated

First off he wanted to know where Pennywise the Clown fit into clown taxonomy. I tried to explain to him that Pennywise is the disguise of the shapeshifting creature It, but he refused to listen to me. So if Pennywise were a seperate entity from It what would he be? I know he would a scare clown, but I'm not sure which breed

Second is what would be the clown apex predator so to speak. As in the feral clowns that domesticated clowns were bred from.

Third is fairly simple, how exactly does a mime fall into the category of clown. While I know the broad strokes, I don't know the details well enough to give him a satisfactory answer.

[not-het-but-not-homo]

Where y’all coming from??

[howtotakecareofyourclown]

Remember to research your clowns before adopting one! I’ve seen too many strays wandering around recently.

[yourlocalcicada]

So ummm...

The clown from my last two post actually followed me all the way home this time. I tried to shoo him off but he wouldn’t go, he just sat there and waited for his food. I spoke to my parents and they said that I can’t take him inside (my grandma had a bad experience with some horror clowns as a kid, so no pet clowns for the family). So I grabbed a broom and eventually he left off into the near by woods.

So I went to sleep and when I woke up he was sitting in our back yard! HE GOT OVER THE FENCE AND SLEPT IN OUR YARD! He right now outside of my window, not being aggressive or threatening. Just waiting for his food and packing back and forth. My parents will be home in an hour and they said I had to get rid of him before then! What do I do? Should I shoo him off again? What do I do if he attacks someone? I can’t let him inside, he’s too big and my parents would kill me! HELP!

[firsttimeclown]

hey clownblr

Hi!

I’m new to clown husbandry, I have never owned a clown in my life, and I was hoping I could get some advice. I want a good beginner level breed, something very affectionate, tolerant of all weather (I live in New England, we get everything), and accepting of other pets. I would love if this breed also had horizontal stripes. 

On top of this I was wondering where to find a good post on basic husbandry. Thanks all!

[pointepierrot]

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honk honk ;) heyyy it’s ya boy rats ~ just letting you know that i am taking requests for all clown related ocs / dolls / pets :o) ! i’ll mostly be doing shoulders up ! it’s be stellar if you could make a post of what you’d like with the tag : #ratsrequests and tag me @pierrotrats ! a picture really helps !

also , i will reblog this post any time my requests are open again !

[3rdmissingsock]

Get Kicked Lmao

NO HARM WAS DONE TO THE BABY

[clownie-sprucie]

The boys stole my cookie dough T_T

[welcometotheballpit]

Okay so I live in an area with a lot of trees and lately I'm pretty sure I've seen/heard a clown prowling around? From it's colors and movement I know it's definitely not a human, that's for sure. I have no idea what kind it is, but it seems friendly enough. I've been leaving candy out for it but idk where it came from or why it's here. Any advice?

You are right to leave candy out for it friend. Glasses of chocolate sauce or candy floss and circus peanuts may also be good offerings as well.

It sounds like this clown may be watching you, clowns are expert ambush hunters so if you saw it that means it wanted you to see it. Consider this as a sort of... introduction. You wouldn’t go over to a friend’s house without ringing the door bell after all, so consider it coming closer and allowing you to catch glimpses as a “Hello” though the introduction would probably be more clear if you were a fellow clown. 

Perhaps they do not have ample human socialization and are therefore trying to socialize the way it would with other clowns? Consider their behavior as a “Hello! I find you interesting but I recognize that this is your territory and I am not meaning to encroach! I am allowing you to see me and I mean no harm!” in clown language.

If you want to encourage this behavior, during one of the times that it is letting you catch a glimpse, try going out into the backyard and honking a bicycle horn. It may hesitantly approach and perform a joke or a japery from the tree-line. laugh loudly and clap to know that they are appreciated. It will keep visiting, getting closer and closer each time and may even attempt a co-habitation with you if it decides that it likes you. Clowns after all like cohabitating with humans so it may have narrowed you down as a potential human for them. Congratulations! You must put out some very clown-friendly vibes.

However, if you’re not interested in their overture then go out into the back garden and stomp around with a mean expression on your face. Some booing and “bah humbugs!” will get the point across and they will move on. This is basically saying in clownspeak “No! I am not interested! This is my territory and you may not come here! No!” 

This approach may seem mean but if you keep small dogs in the backyard, or if you just don’t have the time or inclination to take in a clown, then this may be the better option. Of course, you should also call your local clown rescue and they can come and cajole it away to introduce it to a human who does have the time and inclination.

Do let me know how it goes!

[caoticforesttroll]

I just acquired my first clown today. He is of the rather newly classified Long-frilled Scandinavian garden clown species. I named him Herbert, and for being a type of creepy clown, he is surprisingly relaxed and calm. He simply wants to play with my flowers all day, which I am more than happy with, as it is hard to make time for all my 15 green children, however Herbert has made this so much easier.

But I do have to ask, is it common for this type of clown to be nocturnal? I just find it wierd that a clown bred for gardening and entertaining plants would sleep during the day and be active at night? Is this perhaps a season-based thing? Or the stress of moving into a new home?

(featured below are some images of Herbert. He is a healthy, regular 60cm tall male.)

[skeptical-lesbian]

Hey guys!

My roommate @bopwop and I have been talking and we’d like to adopt a clown. The thing is, though, we both have different tastes and experience with clowns and we aren’t sure how to compromise on this? She’d really like something like a Party Clown mix or possibly a Jester, but I’m more acquainted with Scare Clowns/Kreepers and largely prefer them to other types of clowns.

What do you all suggest? Do you know if these types of clowns can coexist? If not, do you know a breed that we could possibly compromise on? We’d really like to get back to some clowning and we have the money and space, we just really need to decide on a breed so we can get our supplies.

[howtotakecareofyourclown]

Is there any issues that clownblr would want me to talk about?