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it's Schrodinger's titties

its funny how vocaloid women either have GIANT knockers or none at all

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How the fuck is there lead in Lunchables, like I get it evil corporations but like how in the process does lead to get into Lunchables, at what point do you feel you need to use heavy metals to produce crackers and turkey?

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being funny is too fucking hard. i just want to be at the beck and call of a bbw

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im not dead yay

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still riding high after my encounter with smeemo. i don't even know what to post anymore.

uhhhh

teto

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IM SO SORRY SMEEMO I DID NOT MEAN TO MISGENDER YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE TAKE MY LIFE AS APOLOGY

im like actually obsessed with smeemos. i love him so much. he is just there, like he just exists as a little guy in my computer and i would slaughter millions for him. gruesomely. i would hurt so many for his little self.

i love you smeemos

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uhhhhhh uhhmmm uh errr uh yea

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hatsune miku

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ok, idea, Vocaloid platform fighter. so you have all the big names, Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Meiko, Luka. You also have some slightly smaller folk like Teto, Gumi, and Flower; but here is the twist, instead of alt costumes they have alt forms based on songs that changes their special moves and appearance.

So, like if you were playing as Teto you could select Tetoris Teto and you would then throw Tetris blocks and use a final-smash-like move would be crushing your enemy with a L block. Or Memorizer Miku could stun opponents temporarily and could fully hypnotize them with her final move. stages would be based on popular songs (at least one for each character) plus (if Sega made this hypothetical game) a sonic or space channel 5 stage. There would also probably be a Miku expo stage. a leek could be a healing item.

There would also be some bonus characters with no special moves, basically just alt skins (think Teto from Project Diva), like Neru, Neko Miku from Fortnite, and Brazilian Miku.

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I have been thinking about getting into clown husbandry. I did some research a few years ago and it definitely was somthing I want to get into. However feel like the community has been quiet and I feel like I stopped seeing the smaller breeds in pet stores. I'm from Jersey and I think I read something about clown ownership being banned here???

any help is appreciated, I have plenty of room for a tent and I work from home so I have all the time to care for them.

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tally hall.

that is all

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im like actually obsessed with smeemo. i love them so much. they are just there, like they just exist as a little gremlin in my computer and i would slaughter millions for them. gruesomely. i would hurt so many for their little self.

i love you smeemo

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I too want to eat the rich, but I don’t want to know what Elon Musk tastes like. He is built like a bag of gelatin; his texture must be horrid.

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this blog is slowly becoming a vocaloid blog and that scares me. the darkness ever grows.

leek

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I don't ship Miku and Rin because I like the ship, I ship them because that leaves Len for me. Don't get me wrong I like goofy lesbians, but I like twinks more.

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i want him carnally

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Can you believe it guys? Miku in Fortnite, just a week away. Miku will be cranking 90s in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Miku in Fortnite! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Miku in Fortnite! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Miku in Fortnite! Just a week away!