harmenboyfriend

[harmenboyfriend]

imagine all the yandere monsters in your village obsessed with you, the only human

naturally, you are seen as the monarch of the village. the only thing every creature can agree on, is that they love and respect you. even though you're not really interested in any of them.

THE WEREWOLF is the most aggressive of the creatures within the village. he’s the one that everyone fears. he isn’t the strongest, but he’s the one that never backs down from a fight. he’s the one that would shed anyone’s blood in your name without hesitation. he’s the one that doesn’t even try to hide the disgusted look in his eyes that flashes every time you lend someone else your kindness and attention. he always fantasizes about ripping them to shreds and carrying you away to safety.

he's boastful, and loud. he constantly challenges others to fights-- especially in front of you. he thinks you'll be impressed by his strength, and the more he shows off and wins fights, he'll also win your heart. he'd rip some poor nymph to shreds and hold the heart up to you, hoping you'll be proud of him and spare at least a glance his way. maybe even say he did a good job or perhaps tell him that he's oh so strong and courageous.

if only you treated him as more than a lapdog. if only you looked at him with the same adoration that he looks at you with. he’ll glare at everyone but you. he’ll ignore and growl at everyone he sees, because they're not you.

his infatuation with you is more than a respect for your royalty. deep down, he yearns to be by your side. he doesn’t need the power that you have, just as long as he’s the one with you. as long as he’s the only one that can stay with you and protect you from harm. he’ll stand at your guard for hours if you requested him to do so. he’ll happily accept your request with a rare sway to his tail.

he needs to be your guard. he needs to make sure you’re safe at all times or else he will deem himself worthless. with his sharp teeth, long claws and piercing stare, almost anyone would be frightened by the giant, aggressive werewolf at your side.

but no matter how rough and tough he acts; he’ll always crumble the second your hand raises up to his head to scratch or pat him on the head.

THE HARPY is the one that lusts after you the most. she's raunchy, easygoing, and mischievous. plus, of all the creatures, the harpy is the bluntest. she’ll gleefully and casually mention to you all of her wicked fantasies. every morning, she flies around trying to find you, and once she does, she goes on and on about the things she’s imagined you two doing. the other creatures are far more ashamed of their urges, thinking that they’re dirtying your image as their monarch. but the harpy? she doesn’t give a flying fuck if you’re the ruler or a peasant. she’s imagined your body in thousands of ways, none of them have to do with your status.

even though you have always rejected her advances, she’s always going to keep trying. she’s convinced that you’re just shy and in denial of your feelings. she’s convinced that you’re destined to be hers. she started doing outlandish things to catch your attention and get you out of your shell. she started physically touching you more, such as kissing your cheek and laying on your lap. she thinks you're in love with her, no matter how many times you blatantly tell her that you're not interested.

she revels in the other creatures’ jealousy and hatred of her. she knows the others only think of her as a dirty harlot, ruining the valiant image of their ruler. but she couldn't care less about what others think. she barely even cares what you think. she knows what she wants, and nobody will stop her from getting it. not even you.

THE FAIRY is the most envious of them all. fairies are known for being small and weak. he knew you weren't going to like him. that's why he desperately tried to get your approval the moment he met you. he always leaves you small gifts and watches from afar as you collect them, hoping that it'll be something that you enjoy. he knows that pixies are generally the ones that leave small gifts, but he had to find some way to gain your favor. he's only 6 inches tall and could easily be stomped on by the other creatures. so that means he isn't strong, or incredibly intelligent, or immortal. he has nothing going for him compared to the others, so all he can do is be as kind as possible to you.

deep down, he's aware that he doesn't stand a chance. but he keeps trying. he knows he loves you more than any of the other creatures can say. he would be kind to you. he would follow your every command. he would do whatever you want him to do. he just wants you. it doesn't matter how you treat him or what you do to him. sure, if you hurt him, he won't be very happy about it, but he'll still be grateful that you even looked his way and gave him a chance.

he's usually very friendly and giving towards others, and especially to you, but behind closed doors, he's cruel towards those that you show love and affection to. he knows it's wrong. he knows you would probably be mad at him for his behavior. but he can't help it. everyone else is so much bigger and stronger than he is. deep down, he knows they could protect and take care of you better than he can. so, his inferiority complex shifts into anger that he takes out onto them. and if they happen to snitch on him, he'll just start fake crying. you'd comfort him and tell him everything's okay, because you trust him! he's the one that is so small, gentle, and always gifts you, so he'd never do anything wrong...

THE VAMPIRE has a strategy to winning you over. she's one of the eldest, most intelligent and calculated creatures in the village. over the course of the couple thousand years that she's been alive, she never had any romantic interest in anyone until she met you. you changed something in her. she's always been very formal, and polite, but you awoke something new in her. something... possessive and perhaps even controlling. after meeting you, she suddenly had the urge to take care of you. as she unfortunately cannot be in the sun, so she watches you from afar. follows you from a distance, making sure you are safe. she's ready to step in as soon as she needs to, in order to protect you.

she's more likely to take a friendlier, respectful approach compared to others. unlike the vulgar harpy, or the overly submissive fairy, she's more formal and respects your authority as their leader. every night, she walks around your house and if you happen to come out, she pretends she was "on her way home" and says that it "would be a lovely time to go for a walk" and you assume she was telling the truth.

the best part about having a plan such as hers, is that the other creatures have no idea that she's interested in you. they go to her for advice and try to ask for her help in courting you. they trust her, not knowing she'll ruin them once she knows their plans in wooing you. and they'll never know that it was her, because she's the beautiful older woman in the village that has never caused any problems! everyone loves her. and soon, you will too.

she's patient. everyone else is in such a rush to make you theirs immediately, but she knows you're worth waiting for. she knows that in the end, she'll come out on top, and you'll be hers. all she must do is wait.

THE ELF is one of the shyest. she's looked down upon in the village for being too timid and messy. with frizzy hair, pointy ears, and a dreadful fashion sense, she stays in her dingy little shack in the woods, crafting weapons and houseware to sell to the villagers. every month, she begrudgingly makes her visit to the village's market to display and sell her things, then go straight back home. she dreads seeing others, feeling safe only in the solitude of the quiet woods.

she always knew of a human monarch ruling over the land, but she didn't bother investigating for herself. she wanted to just make and sell her goods, then lurk in the outskirts of the village in peace. but one day, you just happened to be at her usual selling place.

she dropped all her items in a few baskets, standing by ready to give them away. that's when you approached, offering a generous sum of money to purchase items that were rumored to "be of high quality" from the other villagers. the second she saw you, her heart almost stopped. she knew the monarch was supposed to be beautiful, but she wasn't aware you were going to look that good. she quickly and awkwardly wrapped the items in leaves, handing them to you and feeling her heart skip a beat when your fingers brushed against hers. she thanked you, bowing her head so you wouldn't see how red her pale skin became. you simply walked away without saying anything else.

she replayed that moment over and over again in her head on her journey back home. should she have said something else? should she have refused your money or given you more items? should she have wrapped your items in something fancier than random leaves she picked from the forest? god, you probably think she's a loser now. you probably dislike her just as much as everyone else does. she maybe even offended you, because she didn't recognize you at first.

she spent that whole night rethinking her entire life choices. and the night after that. and the night after that. and that whole week. and the next week. then the next. until it was time to sell her things again. this time, she would be prepared for your arrival.

she spent that month lurking around the village, overhearing the things people said about you. she never knew there was so much competition to win your heart! she'd definitely have to study your interests to win you over.

every day, she peeked into your castle and carefully inspected your bedroom. she studied your clothes, hair, accessories, decorations, and more. she took note of it all, storing it in her memory to use later in order to impress you and show that she would be the best candidate for your affections.

when the day came for her to publicly return to the village, she made sure her hair was nicely put together, instead of the usual frizzy look. she made sure her clothes weren't so tattered and dirty, and she was wearing your favorite color. she made sure her goods were clean and wrapped nicely in cloth that she sewed herself, based on the designs on your castle's carpet.

she waited and waited. the usual customers came by, surprised that she seemed more put together-- but she didn't spare them a single glance. she was just looking for you. where were you? did you not like her goods? or maybe her initial thoughts were correct: her first impression was so terrible that you hate her, and you'll never see her again.

it was late at night, way past her curfew. she was packing her things ready to return home and cry herself to sleep after you didn't show up. until she finally spotted you in the distance, walking next to the vampire lady.

she felt her face go red in embarrassment. what was she even thinking? of course you're into someone else. she spent an entire month obsessing over you to the point where she mended her appearance to impress you and maybe get you to spend more time with her. but it was all for naught, wasn't it?

but maybe... she can keep trying. she put in so much effort. she tried so hard to EARN your approval, instead of trying to seduce you like that old ass vampire. she's never felt this way for anyone before. she hates everyone else. she hates talking to people, spending time with people. they've never liked her anyway. but you didn't hate her. you just purchased her goods with an incredible amount of money and never insulted her or raised a single finger on her. she'll never forget that. she'll always be grateful for that. in return, she'll make herself better for you. she'll change, and you'll be nice to her again... maybe even love her just as much as she loves you... right?

THE MERMAN is one of the cutest, yet the most codependent and manipulative of them all. he's just a defenseless merman; he can't go on land! you'll have to visit him every day and talk to him, or else he'll go mad. you can't leave him alone for a single day, because he has no other friends. that would be so rude of you.

every day, he sits and waits for you, posing prettily on the biggest rock on the beach. if anyone were to flirt or try to talk to him, he'd usually roll his eyes and swim away. he has a bit of a reputation for being the most handsome creature out of everyone else in the village. but no matter how many villagers attempt to charm him, none of them have ever caught his eye. in fact, they often leave the beach crying in despair after he rejects them with no remorse or kindness. he'll insult them and bluntly tell them he would never be interested in them.

because you're the only one he wants.

he sees your riches. your beauty. your power and intelligence. he's attracted to all of it. he fantasizes every day about being with you. he knows that you're human and you can't be with him all day, but he can't bare being away from you for so long! he's tried multiple times to crawl on land, but he just can't do it without fainting and being carried back to the sea by one of his fellow merfolk.

he begs you to spend as much time as you can with him. he is overjoyed the moment he sees you walking towards his spot at the beach. he starts squealing and splashing around, doing a few tricks to impress you. he immediately starts bombarding you with questions, asking how you are and what you're doing later, subtly wrapping his tail around your arm so you can't walk away. he talks to you nonstop, trying to make you stay. he knows you are royalty, and you have your duties, but they can't be more important than him.

every time you even hint at leaving, he starts getting emotional. what do you mean you're leaving soon? don't you know what you mean to him? you know you're his only connection to the outside world and the land. you're one of his only friends. you can't just leave him. don't you know how much he cares about you? don't you know how many people he's rejected for you? don't you know how many hours he spent combing through his hair with a fork he found lying washed up on the sand? don't you know how many hours he spent trying to polish his scales, making them shinier to catch your eye? he tried so hard to look all pretty for you, and now you're just going to leave?

wait, you'll come back tomorrow? oh, okay. well, why didn't you just say that sooner? just don't keep him waiting too long. even though you're leaving, he'll stay lying on his rock, staring at your castle with a longing look in his teary eyes, waiting for your return.

[harmenboyfriend]

me? stalking you? in THIS economy? I don't think so. it's not like I don't WANT to, but yk. just got shit to do! I could love you as alloromantically as possible, but it still wouldn't make you that entertaining anyway. spy cameras and trackers are the best I can do. what? no. I didn't just incriminate myself. you don't know if I put cameras in your place or trackers in you/your things! you gonna go check through all of your shit now?

[harmenboyfriend]

why do so many "mdni" blogs interact with me...? do you not know? or is the "mdni" only there for show?

[harmenboyfriend]

Taking somebody who is repulsed by necrophilia and grooming them into being less and less disgusted by the concept until they're willing to play as a corpse for you. Hmm.

[harmenboyfriend]

Yes sadistic murder is nice, but I also love the idea of holding and comforting someone as they slowly die. Maybe I'm killing them, maybe they are committing suicide. Regardless, just holding and rocking them and kissing them, reassuring them that everything will be okay.. and promising that you will take care of their dead body and still love them in death ahh! ♡♡♡

[harmenboyfriend]

feeding my pet lil pellets in a food bowl, but some of the pellets are whatever drugs I had laying around disguised as food. maybe you'll be lucky and only swallow a melatonin, a pain killer, or two. but what happens if you overdose on that alone? did you catch on about something not being right since I'm staring, or is that a look of "I just swallowed something disgustingly chalky in pellet form" that I should be getting excited about? not even I can tell which ones are laced. have fun trying to find out! you know I expect you not to leave your bowl so soon. don't disappoint me.

[harmenboyfriend]

putting an asexual AMAB on testosterone, erectile dysfunction pills, and maybe aphrodisiacs if I can get my hands on them...I wonder if you would feel "asexual" when I'm riding you? when you're the one lifting up to meet where I come down on you? I don't think the argument of "I'm just servicing you as an act of love/connection" works when you're moaning more than me! you're telling me if I pulled off your lap, got on my hands and knees, and put my ass up; you wouldn't be thinking with your dick first? sure. I'll tug your face down beside mine by a leash so I can hear every noise you make. tell me how much you love it. tell me about the extraordinary way that you desire me that could only be simply explained as "allosexual". tell me how this doggy cunt is what rules you!

[harmenboyfriend]

your boyfriend knows what's best for you. that's why I roofied your drink. I'll have the dash camera angled on you so I can show you what I do, but right now you just shut those delirious eyes and let me have my fun.

didn't we have such a fun date? I was such a good dog. I've been doing my best to be kind to you, so now I'm gonna have my way with you as a treat! it's so sexy when you're limp. every groan you utter is just like when I touch you in your sleep! how precious. you know your boyfriend loves you very much? hmm? can't even speak. are you even present enough to hear me?

[harmenboyfriend]

spam liking my posts? I bet you're such a shy little thing, but you just love the way I type. you just adore me...it shows.

[harmenboyfriend]

I wanna catch a stupid bunny by it's ears and growl real low so it knows it's in trouble. you came into MY domain, looking THAT innocent, and you think I'm gonna let you live? shall I assault you before or after I kill you? who am I kidding. I'm gonna have my way with you before AND after! stupid creature. I wonder if your little bunny hole will even fit around me? how much will I make you bleed before my claws even grace your fur?

[harmenboyfriend]

your food tastes funny? don't be ungrateful. don't you know how much time I put into that? how much love I put into that?

[harmenboyfriend]

The asexual post goes hard because I am literally sex repulsed and have a severe phobia of it.

I would cry, I would wail, hiss at you and thrash at the mention of doing it. You can claim to treat me delicate, but it doesn't change the fact that I don't want this. You know I hate this. I'm scared I'm scared. Get off of me. No, I'm not hard because I like this, I can't control that. No, I don't like this...

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oh come on. quit fighting it! you know I'm trying to be gentle. do I have to tie you down? I'm sure you would look delicious with some rope burn, but I'm not sure it would stop at that. I might have to put you over a campfire too. don't you think anything else I could do to you is much scarier? and you're complaining about this? while you're hard too. you should be ashamed. well- maybe you already are, but not for the reason you are. be ashamed that you let me know your weakness. you know I'm going to be groping you, assaulting you, and whatever else I want from now on...all because of you. your reactions. your fear. I smell those feelings filling the room...you're basically asking for it!

[harmenboyfriend]

Reallyyy? I actually like that idea... so is it a promise then that you'll kill me (preferably after suffering because of you for a while) and keep my head? Hehe :3

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you'll be killed when you stop serving your purpose. maybe it'll when your supply isn't enough for me anymore, when I'm bored, when you agitate me in the slightest, when your reactions to what I inflict on you aren't as fun anymore, or maybe if you just can't heal from all the damage I've done. my family has this joke that if you mildly hurt yourself; they have to take off the whole limb. something like that, but if severe injuries get too disgusting for my taste: it will be your whole life instead.

[harmenboyfriend]

don’t be so out of reach from me. how else can i keep you safe? my arms are your safe haven, so just come back home to me.

[harmenboyfriend]

Bites you bites you bites you /aff Sorry for not sending any asks today... (ó﹏ò｡) I am still very much here, though, and enjoying your posts!!

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still kicking? I'll have to kill you someday. I'll make sure to keep your rotting head on a stick like a trophy.

[harmenboyfriend]

you think you're asexual? funny. then why did you get with me of all dogs? I'll fix you. and you'll love every second of it. I won't stop until I hear you genuinely moaning for my strap. sure it won't be consensual, but it's not like I'm hurting you. this is frankly the most delicately I've ever treated someone. see how much you're gushing out for this? you know you want it. but keep crying about it. fine. it only makes this hotter...

[harmenboyfriend]

wuff...I'm so wet...I love the smell of myself when I'm like this. it's so good. someone should be worshipping my lil boycunt! someone should be nose deep in my dirty underwear, obsessed with whatever they find, and not even ashamed when I catch them! I need a perverted servant so bad...