#my shitass photography

[j-nor]

Jesse pinkman

Yo mister white I go to monster high now. Bitch.

[qaylikekay]

The Moon Smolders

[botanicalbasilly]

I want to start cataloguing my adventures on this blog, even though I don't have much time or energy to go out into the great outdoors much anymore. Still, at least I had today to enjoy myself :-)

I went to this BIG SHITASS CLIFF and so of COURSE I had to climb it. I haven't been rock climbing in ages, so it was prettyyy scary even though I only went like. 25-30 feet up. I won't lie I totally almost got stuck up there... Worth it!

(Note: don't climb stuff alone, especially without gear.)

The top of the cliff, and a close up of the VERY yummy looking moss and lichen :•9 It doesn't look very tall in this photo, but, hough... It was tall enough for me.

And now, the important stuff.

BEHOLD, MY COLLECTION OF BLURRY BEE AND WASP PHOTOS.

Apparently jewelweed is a HAVEN for hymenopterans! I wasn't able to capture them all on camera, but the species diversity was insane! They were all very polite too, or just too focused on their work to notice me.

If anyone has any advice on how to take better wildlife photography, please let me know. These critters move FAST! Also, check the ALT text for some species ID and fun facts ;•) Please don't hesitate to tell me if I've gotten anything wrong. I'm very much still a beginner!

That's all I have, back to my little home

[milyns-pics]

Scarlet

[cyberspacebear]

about me post

hi i'm bear ☆

he/him

originally i made this blog to post cool pictures i take and share other people's cool art and photography, but it ended up all being fandom bullshit

things i'm very obsessed with:

fight club (1999)

hannibal (2013-2015)

scream (1996)

neon genesis evangelion & rebuild of evangelion (1995 & 2007-2021)

the yard podcast (2021-ongoing)

quadeca, especially “i didn’t mean to haunt you” (2022)

the road by cormac mccarthy (2006)

other info about me:

i paint!

i like old web stuff

i'm a computer science student

the cat in my pfp is mine, he's my shitass little boy

more things i like:

i used to blog a lot about hivemind but tbh they fell off 😔

movies: gone girl, brokeback mountain, primal fear, the big short, and a bunch of others

podcasts: wine about it

youtubers/streamers: squeex, fd signifier, nisipisa, khadija mbowe, miniminuteman

games: deltarune, tfm, star fetchers, sudoku :)). i’m not really a gamer

i sometimes also blog about my youtube channel that i make clip compilations for every blue moon

[peridonomatopoeia]

Dravite (brown tourmaline)

 with a bonus vendor website address!

[mounteenbase]

Badboy!The8 ~ Pt. 4,5

A/N: this is a short lil’ follow up for the heart broken bishes :’) Part 5 coming some day + I absolutely love this gif thanks minghaon

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*  Part 4  ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Well your dad he explained everything to you afterwards

You did get angry for 1) not telling you about his whole secret life 2) threatening your at that time boyfriend before having even talked to you 3) being the reason you lost him

You were a nice person so you deleted every shred of info you could find of him

Which was a great idea because your dad searched your house secretly for something to get back at the Fire Horns

You did not know this, luckily

Apparently the whole Black Jet was also not aware of your existence until your dad heard of you two dating

And because you were now associated to the Black Jets you also could walk through the alley now, you didn’t have to go through Minghao’s neighbourhood again

Didn’t matter anyway because the original road to work was fixed again soon after your break up

No matter how badly you wanted to go look at the wall again and see if he really removed your face, you didn’t

You knew he did it, but you just had some hope...

But we all know going would just make the heart ache worse

Not to mention you would get beaten up probably

You also didn’t know Minghao was moping all the time because of you, because life had chosen to take away his biggest source of joy in life

He poured himself into art again

He stayed away from the wall where you two met, he knew that he wouldn’t be able not to stop by your place

He did start getting into photography, whenever he tried to paint or spray paint his art always went somewhere so that it connected to you

He thought “Well I’mma just draw an animal!” Then he drew your favourite animal and WHY

Days passed

Weeks passed

Months passed

You two were catching up with life again, getting back into your routines like before you met each other

Well until you went grocery shopping

And you saw there, Mrs. Xu 

When she saw you she did the opposite of what you would imagine your ex’s mom do

She came to you with a smile

“Oooh Y/n it’s been so long! What have you been up to?”

You were shocked for a moment, did she like you that much that she acts as if you’re her friend even though you broke up with her son?

“Oh ha, been busy with work and such, some family problems but nothing too bad... How about you?”

“Ah yeah Minghao mentioned you’re super busy. He’s really bummed out about not seeing you often... I’ve been good Y/n thanks for asking. Wait are you by chance free tonight Y/n?”

Oh shit 

Minghao the shitass didn’t even tell her you broke up

So this definitely won’t end well if you say yes... 

“No not tonight... Really gotta get some more work done! Tomorrow I have this important meeting.”

Lies lies lies you had no meeting

“Oh I see that’s okay! But you know what? Minghao’s birthday is coming up soon, how about you come over and we celebrate together? Just be there the 7th of November before 5pm, can you do that?”

You were really really thinking about this

You couldn’t possibly say no to her twice, this would become awkward otherwise

BUT he told you to stay away

BUT he also never told you two broke up

But eh that could also be because he needs an excuse for sneaking out at night

BUT he said you hadn’t seen each other often

Dilemmas... and you didn’t have a lot of time to decide

You said “Uh yeah sure! Count me in!”

*instant regret loading*

“Amazing! Oh god I can’t wait! He’ll be so happy, honestly he’s been moping for a month or two now. I really hope he’ll feel better after seeing you! And Y/n you can sleep over if you want even!”

“Oh nono that’s not necessary really!” You uttered while lightly blushing

“Come on, you know that would make his birthday really complete.”

But would it really is the question

Would he not be freaked out? Get mad at you because he told you to stay away from him? Burst out in tears because he missed you and seeing you again hurt even more knowing it would be just one evening?

“Uuuhm is it okay if I decide that the evening itself? I wouldn’t wanna intrude...”

“Sure sure you can think about it sweetie. Gosh I’m so excited for this!”

“Me too!�� 

You actually started forgetting a little about the break up

You imagined laying in Minghao’s warm embrace, waking up to his messy hair and softly kissing him again

“I’ll leave you at that Y/n! Don’t forget be there before 5 pm!”

“I won’t, actually I’ll put it in my agenda right now!”

After you said goodbye you started counting the days

4 days until you’d see him again

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*  Part 5 (End)  ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Masterlist

[bangtanboysaus]

unprofessional

EPISODE 5

Minho: Is that seat taken?

Taehyung: Actually....that’s a great question..um no it’s....it’s not.

Minho sits down.

Yoongi enters the class.

Yoongi: I guess you all got the mail about extra classes. The ones who got it, extra class happens every Wednesday and Thursday here, starts at 4. I don’t want you all missing it.

Jimin raises his hand.

Taehyung murmuring: Fuck yeah. That was about to happen.

Yoongi: Yes Mr. Park. I assumes you wanna know the reason why you’ve been signed up for extra class. Yoongi goes to jimin’s place.

Yoongi: If you’re gonna continue with the discourteous and uncooth behaviour in class, then this is what happens.

Jimin: Whatever.

Taehyung raises his hand.

Taehyung: Can we sigh up on our own?

Yoongi: Geez Taehyung. You don’t need extra class.

Boy 1: Yeah Taehyung. Keep it in your pants. Leave the guy alone you have a boyfriend.

Taehyung: Hey!

Minho whispering: So. This jungkook guy. Are you guys still a thing?

Taehyung whispering: Um. Yeah.

Minho: How long?

Taehyung: Um...t-two years now.

Minho whispering: Wow that’s long

THAT AFTERNOON

Yoongi: And so the gas will always rem..

The door opens.

Jimin: Um. Oh. Class started.

Yoongi: Someone remind me what I said in class today.

Kihyun: ‘Don’t be late’.

Yoongi: Right. Thanks kihyun.

Yoongi walks towards jimin.

Yoongi: What do you think? This is some kind of party and you’ll walk in at whatever time you want? Huh? Well, it’s not. So. Get out.

Jimin: Excuse me? What?

Yoongi: I said. Get out.

Jimin chuckles.

Jimin: You can’t seriously be doing this.

Yoongi: Well, I am. So. Leave.

Jimin: Fine. I will get out.

Yoongi: You’re not allowed to go home yet. You’ve gotta stand there.

Jimin: Whatever.

Jimin leaves the class.

1 HOUR LATER

When the class gets over, everyone leaves. Yoongi steps out of the classroom and calls jimin inside.

Jimin: Here we go again.

Yoongi shuts the door.

Yoongi: What is your problem?

Jimin: I got late cause I had a date, okay? Not because I was trying to annoy you or something.

Yoongi: I don’t care if you have a date or orgy.

Jimin chuckles.

Jimin: Excuse me?

Yoongi: You have to be in my class on time. And I don’t care that I’ve seen your dick or you’re gonna report me, okay? Stop being an asshole and fucking learn how to be punctual.

Jimin: So. The reason you signed me up for this extra class is because of my ‘discourteous’ and ‘uncooth’ behaviour or you wanna see me.

Yoongi: Excuse me? What the fuck did you say?

Jimin: Cause I wanna see you. That’s why I showed up. You think I would have come to attend this shitass class if you weren’t here.

Yoongi: Jimin. Stop.

Jimin: I want you hyung, don’t you see?

Yoongi: Jimin. Shut the fuck up.

Jimin moves closer to Yoongi.

When suddenly Yoongi’s phone starts ringing.

Yoongi moves away and picks up his phone.

Yoongi on the phone: Yeah? Yes I’m just leaving. Yeah I know I had to pick you up. I’m sorry baby. *pause* yeah. Shit happens. *pause*. I will just be there. Yeah. Just a minute.

Yoongi hangs up.

Jimin: Boyfriend problems I see.

Jimin picks up his bag.

Jimin: I’ll see you during class, hyung.

Jimin winks at Yoongi and leaves.

THAT NIGHT

The door bangs open and yoongi enters inside.

Hoseok. Hey. H..

Yoongi: Okay. I think jimin was flirting with me today and I got so weirded out by that like, why did I even choose to have sex with him like, I’m so so done with my life and my decisions, I just want him to leave me the fuck alone cause he’s such an annoying hot asshole like, seriously what the...

Hoseok: GOD. STOP.

Yoongi sits next to hoseok on the sofa.

Hoseok: You’ve gotta stop.

Yoongi: Shut up. You tell jimin to stop. He was literally like, ‘I want you hyung, don’t you see’

Hoseok: He did? He was literally bitching about you on my text messages yesterday.

Yoongi: He was bitching about me.

Hoseok: Yeah he does that all the time.

Yoongi: Give me your phone.

Hoseok: What? No.

Yoongi: Yes give it to me.

Hoseok: NO. YOONGI.

Yoongi snatches hoseok’s phone from his hands.

Yoongi: How often do you talk to him?

Hoseok: Hehe. Everyday. And you’re not telling this to jimin. That you read our texts.

Yoongi opens hoseok’s messages.

Yoongi: ‘If you think about it, he isn’t that bad. He’s a great person’

Yoongi looks at hoseok.

Yoongi: You think I am ‘not that bad’

Hoseok: You could be more fun.

Yoongi: ‘Oh. I think his dick is great too. Real good’ Okay. Why do I not know that he talks about my dick?

Hoseok: Cause he told me to shut up about it.

Yoongi: ‘Just one last question hyung. You’ve been living with ILYFMAfor like, two years, how have you not fucked him yet?’ Seriously. Is that what you guys talk about?

Hoseok: Um no.

Yoongi: What’s ILYFMA?

Hoseok: No.

Yoongi: Hoseok.

Hoseok: No.

Yoongi: Tell me.

Hoseok: No.

Yoongi: You don’t wanna sleep on the sofa.

Hoseok: Okay fine. It means, ‘I’d let you fuck me asshole’

Yoongi: OKAY IS THAT WHAT YOU GUYS CALL ME?

Hoseok: He does. He added asshole cause you’re an asshole to him now. Earlier it eas just ILYFM.

Yoongi: ‘Send me his nudes if you have some. I’ll use that against him.’

Hoseok: I didn’t really send him anything.

Yoongi: I don’t believe you.

Hoseok: Hey!

Yoongi: ‘I want you to add lots of cheese in Yoongi’s food so he gains a lot of wait and his shoulders stop looking so good. Also. I hate him.’

Hoseok: Yeah.

Yoongi: Wow. I am so done with the both of you.

Yoongi hands hoseok his phone back.

MEANWHILE

Taehyung: Jimin. You’ve gotta stop with the sexting.

Jimin looks up.

Jimin: Leave Taehyung. Seriously. If you’re uncomfortable.

Taehyung: You’re sitting right in front of me while sexting Mark. Stop.

Jimin: Yeah. So.

Taehyung: So It’s gross. Just explain me this question then do whateveryou want to.

Jimin: Yeah just a sec.

Jimin types something on his phone and he smiles.

Jimin: You wanna see his dick.

Taehyung: What? No. Jimin. Stop.

Jimin: Your choice.

Taehyung: But is it long?

Jimin looks up at taehyung and smirks.

Jimin: Here?

Jimin shows Taehyung the picture.

Taehyung: That’s an 8 out of 10. Definitely.

Jimin: I know. Photography skills are good though.

Taehyung: Yeah. So. Now. Explain me the question?

Jimin’s phone beeps.

Jimin: Shit’s about to get serious Taehyung. You might wanna leave.

Taehyung: Ugh. I hate you.

Jimin: Also. Put on earphones.

Taehyung: Whatever. Not like, I’ve never heard you before.

Jimin: Yeah whatever.

Taehyung walks outside and jimin closes the door.

NEXT DAY

Yoongi: So you all will probably have twenty m..

The door opens and there stood jimin.

Jimin whispering: Shit.

Yoongi: What time it it?

Jimin: 9.

Yoongi: What time does class start?

Jimin: 8:45.

Yoongi: Just tell me if you aren’t interested in this so I can stop caring about you.

Jimin: I’m sorry?

Yoongi: Whatever. Get in. Take a seat Mr.Park.

Jimin sighs and walks inside.

TO BE CONTINUED

[j-nor]

Jesse pinkman in a Stupid sparkly shirt. With a roaring lion on it. “California love.” Jesus Christ.

I love this guy so much I almost can’t stand him. I have to dress him up in little accessories or I will explode.

[j-nor]

Hey. Grisps you.

[j-nor]

Clown Summer

Clowns love flowers, even the kind that don’t shoot water at you

[j-nor]

Tea Time

Party clowns obviously enjoy tea parties by nature.

:o)

[j-nor]

Sweet Circus Dreams <3

A well rested clown is a happy clown, and slumber parties are the best kind of parties.

[j-nor]

Clowns need candy, feed them the candy or they take it themselves

[j-nor]

When I was like 7 and my brother was about 5, we were horsing around with my mothers label maker in the basement, and we printed out a sticker to put on the bathroom door because we thought it would be funny. Anyways, I’ve just recently gone down to the basement and actually read this sticker for the first time in years, and now I can’t stop laughing.

dangerus crimal.

[j-nor]

Listen, I think minimalist furniture has its place, but that place is definitely not inside my house. I know what I like.

Hold me close, ugly old grandma-chair 💗