#Butterbean the clown

[j-nor]

Tea Time

Party clowns obviously enjoy tea parties by nature.

:o)

[mossytea375]

hello fellow clown lovers! i have been lurking on clownblr for quite a while and thought it was about time i introduce my son. his name is Benjamin B. Butterbean, and i found him one night honking ominously behind my house. im not sure what breed he is, probably a mix of something. he likes to take my faygo without permission

[lavender--fairy]

dear, i saw your post about commanding the subconscious and I found a maximum. I've known the law a short time (I think a day or two), I'm trying to read some posts to understand better (I came from the law of attraction community, so I'm reading a lot that contradicts what I was believing so I'm a little confused at times. but now things "make sense", because I read a lot that I didn't agree with, but couldn't explain). Now I'm trying to gain confidence about the power of my subconscious and my manifestations (I have anxiety so sometimes I get intrusive thoughts to try other methods), I managed to manifesting some things that I had already achieved before with the law of attraction, but I had no idea it was me manifesting, I thought it was "a sign from the universe" LOL. Yesterday I thought of trying use the law, because I felt challenged to try. I really like iron man lmao so I also called my subconscious Jarvis and just ordered chocolate chip cookies, Danone and m&m and forgot about it.because "it was done" (I really enjoyed your post). So after a few hours (I think 5am) my mom said she was leaving, I didn't care 'cause she said she was powerless buy a lot because we are renovating the house. But when she arrived, there was Danone who came m&m in one part to mix and my damn muffins. I spent half an hour just spitting that one shit because I was scared. And I swear to you I even heard Jarvis laughing at me LOL. Now comes a silly mini question, but I'm a little confused: how ask the subconscious for something that is not a gift/food or something? (Like a compliment) I'm just trying to gain confidence in myself and my abilities, but I really believe in the law, don't get me wrong. How should I ask Jarvis for this? I tried to say something like "Jarvis praise me" but then he said I was a god and could do whatever I wanted, I think the clown got me wrong (either I made him misunderstand me, or I assumed he get it wrong?) I'm really confused. Any tips?

Really forgive me for the huge text, I didn't even realize how much I wrote 🥲

- Take care and have a great day. I'm loving your blog 🤍🤍🤍

hey butterbean!! OMG WELCOME!! i absolutely love your personality babe <3 Anyways if you want a compliment you can be like "Jarvis i wanna hear a compliment from someone" or you could tell him what kind of compliment you wanna hear !! its literally just commanding him for what you want and after that is a done deal!! also know that you never do anything wrong!! you make the rules!!

[justacomedy-archived]

@thxwxlf is calling people ‘butterbeans’ on the internet. throw clown shoes at her.

[spooky-catboy-angel]

lookin through a list of pet bird names for personal reasons and i thought i should share this

-Alcatraz

-BB

-beauty baby venom

-bee bop

-boardwalk

-butterbean

-clown

- Gaylord

-Hollywood

-jingles (not to be confused with shingles)

-katana

-Kellogg

-LaMans

[sharperthewriter]

Stoppable Family Vacation - Ch. 5

Chapter 5 - Planning It Out

(October 5, 2018, 7:11pm, four weeks after the vacation announcement)

"Kids, your father and I are ready to take you two out to ice cream." Kim called out from upstairs.

She was wearing her Club Banana dark denim overalls over a sleeveless white cropped blouse that showed off a good bit of her cleavage. The overalls were a bit baggy, had a hole in the right kneecap, and also showed off the sides of her midriff. Both straps were hooked but the right clasp was moving up and down against the button. Gold hoop earrings, a statement gold necklace, a long silver chain necklace with a star on it, a silver locket Ron gave her for their fifth anniversary, a single bracelet, CB ladies watch, and two rings on both her fingers, including the wedding band, completed the jewelry department . She wore her hair in a ponytail and had purple eyeshadow, blush, makeup, red lipstick, and red fingernails. Simple white sneakers completed the outfit.

Ron came down from the master bedroom with Rufus on his shoulder. He was wearing a long-sleeved button-down dress shirt and baggy blue jeans that was showing off his pink heart boxers with a belt to hold them up. He completed this outfit with a simple gold chain R medallion and blue shoes.

"Really, Ron? With the bling and saggy pants?" Kim sighed.

"C'mon, KS! The kids really wanna see me getting down and all crunk!" Ron whined.

"The ice cream parlor that we're going to doesn't allow pants worn like that." Kim countered. "Plus, you're gonna set a bad example for Justin if he does that at school."

"Daddy, why do you wear your pants funny like that?" Justin asked.

"See, sport? It's a very long story, it all began..." Ron said before his wife cut him off.

"Ahem?! Ron, you can keep the medallion, but lose the sag!"

"Awww...man..." Ron groaned as he headed back to the master suite to adjust his pants.

"I wanna see Daddy perform in those clown pants!" Alexa replied.

"Believe me, Alexa." Kim replied to her daugher, "He has done that before with me...and it's not pretty."

The Stoppables then took the restored 1970 9-passenger Wombat Station Wagon to Butterbean's Ice Cream Parlor, which was about a short 15-minute drive from their house. There, they intended to plan their trip to South Dakota.

At their table, the Stoppable parents laid out a map of South Dakota. Rufus folded up the corner so that it was straight.

"So we're going to schedule it for the week of Thanksgiving!" Kim said while taking a bite of her vanilla ice cream, "That's what we all agreed on, right?" The right strap of her overalls was undone and dangling behind her back.

Ron nodded his head and added after eating a bite of his strawberry ice cream. "Now the issue becomes a) which attractions we're going to and b) how are going to travel there?"

Kim pointed on the map and replied. "We'll do the attractions in order from the western part of the state to the eastern. That way, we can cover more ground. Now, everyone in this family has agreed to two attractions per member. We also agreed on two attractions that the whole family can ejoy. Plus an attraction that me and your father agreed on for both kids and two additional romantic attractions that me and Ron can spend time with each other alone."

The other Stoppable family members nodded their heads in agreement as well.

"So how many is that?" Justin asked.

"Umm...I actually do not know." Ron replied. "KS? A little help here?"

"Ron, we'll get to that in a moment. But let us not forget to visit the Lipskys on Thursday for Thanksgiving and me shopping with Sheila and Monique on Friday followed by a Oh Boyz reunion concert as well."

"Wait...the Oh Boyz are reunited?" Ron questioned in complete surprise.

"Yes!" Kim replied, "The news broke on Flitter earlier this week! The Oh Boyz are doing a concert with Britina at the Denny Sanford Premier Center on Friday evening! I already bought three tickets for me, Sheila, and Monique!"

"Wait, Monique's going to be in South Dakota too?" Ron asked.

"Yes! Didn't Sheila tell you that she's going to invite her as well?" Kim countered back with a question of her own.

"I actually didn't open the email when we got home from work." Ron admitted.

"Since we are in charge, we get to go first." Ron replied.

"Which one? Mommy or Daddy?" Alexa chirped while finishing up her lemon ice cream.

"Your mom is the head of the household." Ron said, looking at his wife with a wide smile on her face. "She makes the first move."

Kim got her tablet out and scrolled down the list of attractions for the entire state.

"Now, we all agreed that Mt. Rushmore and Badlands National Park are the two attractions that this family will visit. For me, the attractions I chose to my own liking are the Wind Cave National Monument and Falls Park." Kim replied, selecting the attractions she would like to visit.

Ron then announced the attractions in South Dakota that he desired to visit, "And for me, I'm gonna go with the Center of the United States and the Corn Palace!"

"And cue the corn puns..." Kim sighed, rolling her eyes.

He then asked, "What did one ear of corn say to the other ear of corn? Don't look now. but I think someone is stalking us."

The kids laughed at the joke.

Ron then told another corn pun to his daughter.

"Hey, Alexa! What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"

Alexa giggled with delight.

"Goody...that will be in my nightmares tonight..." Kim groaned, grabbing her head.

Taking a deep breath and regaining her composure, she then continued. "The attraction that both me and your father agreed on for you children is Storybook Island."

"And for Rufus?" Kim asked.

Rufus scurried on over to the tablet and scrolled down with his personal choice of vacation.

"He's got that covered already, KS!" Ron said with a smile.

"Cheese!" was what the naked mole rat squeaked. Rufus pointed to Cheese World in Sioux Falls.

"Good choice, Rufus!" Kim exclaimed, patting the mole rat on the head.

"Now...the interesting choices...the kids." Ron then added, focusing his attention on the two kids that they have.

He then looked at his son.

"Since Justin is the oldest of the two, I elect for him to go first."

Alexa had a grumpy look on her face. "No fair! I wanna go first!"

Justin stuck his tongue out and said, "Too bad that you're younger than me!"

Kim saw this and scolded him.

"Justin, how many times do I have to tell you not to stick your tongue out at your sister like that?"

"Sorry, Mommy..." Justin replied with sincerity.

"Now, Justin..." Kim said in a calm voice, "...which attractions would you like to visit in South Dakota?"

She scrolled the list in front of Justin. Without hesitation, he pointed to Bear Country USA and the 25th Annual Demolition Derby at the Fairgrounds in Sioux Falls.

"Oh boy...give him another appetite for destruction..." Kim sighed. She and Ron0 had seen their son destroy his toy cars with a brick.

"You know...he gets that from your side of the family." Ron quipped on the genetics.

"Sometimes, I curse the day the Tweebs were born in this world!" Kim grunted on the real reason that part of the Possible family flowed into Justin's blood.

And then turning to her daughter, Kim then asked her in a very cute voice.

"Now, Alexa, my little snugglebunny! What would Mommy like to take you on this trip?"

"The Children...muse-um!" Alexa squeaked with joy, pointing to the South Dakota Children's Museum. "And a dolly house!" She then selected the South Dakota Doll Museum in the capital city, Pierre.

"Ick..." was all Justin could muster, making a small gagging sound of disgust.

"Very good choices, Alexa!" Kim smiled, selecting the choices on her tablet. "We'll try and work them into the vacation schedule."

"What days are we going to be gone again?" Ron asked as he finished up his ice cream.

Kim said with a short sigh. "We're going to be gone from November 19th thru the 28th. That should give all of us enough time to visit South Dakota. Again, we have set aside days to visit the Badlands and Mt. Rushmore, not to mention the Lipskys Thanksgiving and Black Friday with my other girl pals!"

"Sounds like a perfect idea to me!" Ron agreed. "So are we ready to go back to the house?"

Kim gave a devilish smirk and replied, "Not just yet, Ron! Lemme go and use the little girls room first!"

"Go right ahead, KS!" Ron smiled.

Kim headed towards the women's restroom.

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[j-nor]

Sweet Circus Dreams <3

A well rested clown is a happy clown, and slumber parties are the best kind of parties.

[j-nor]

Clowns need candy, feed them the candy or they take it themselves

[j-nor]

Hello all! As you may or may not have noticed, I have been posting less photos of my clowns recently. My teacup party clown Butterbean has developed a bad case of giggle sickness, we have taken her to the vet and she’s on medication, all is going well, but I thought I should share. Make sure your clowns are tested for giggle sickness every now and then, because sometimes symptoms don’t appear untill months after a clown is infected.

Symptoms can include: unexpected laughter so extreme it affects breathing, lack of appetite, bursts of energy followed by episodes of lethargy, sneezing, aggression and trouble sleeping.

Thanks for reading, make sure to keep your clowns healthy!

[j-nor]

Spring has sprung!

She won’t come down :(

[j-nor]

Update on Butterbean

Thank you to everyone who interacted with my post explaining Butterbean’s (on the right) recent sickness. She has made a full recovery and we are back to shenanigans as usual!

[j-nor]

Not sneaky

Bad hiding spot

[j-nor]

i saw you collect clown shit I'm being a clown for Halloween can I see 👀

SCREAMING AND CRYING!!!! YES ID LOVE TO SHOW YOU!!! IM BEING A CLOWN FOR HALLOWEEN TOO!!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME ABOUT MY CLOWN STUFF <333333333

This is my clown suit, which is hand-made out of 2 colorful blankets and a pillowcase, i free handed most of it and also hand stitched about 60% of it because my sewing machine broke mid-project. (Just a heads up while we’re still at the top, this post is gonna be loooooooooooong and have a lot of pictures, also sorry for how gross the carpet looks he’s just like that)

This is my circus tent juice box

This is my costume drawer, where I cram as much stuff as I can fit, it’s pretty full so I’ll just show you my favorite stuff.

These are the highlights, my googley-eye ring, the first clown mask I made, the first party hat I made, my diy ruffled wrist cuffs and collar, and my jewelry hoard.

These are my clowns, which are both hand sewn, they’re names are Butterbean (left) and Corn (right). Butterbeans face was smudged by some water, I’ll get around to fixing it soon.

These are all the little trinkets I keep with them, things I find that I consider clownish. Most of these were picked up from dollar stores, thrift stores, stoop sales, giveaways or relatives homes. There’s a lot so I’ll just show my favorites.

These are my rubber reptiles, my tardigrade and monster finger-puppets, my wind up toys, and some bouncy balls and jingle bells.

This is my doorway decoration.

These are my other accessories that don’t fit in the costume drawer. My collection of silly sunglasses, my second favorite vest, this lovely sweater, and of course the essential clown nose and bow tie.

These are my clown shoes. These rubber boots have tragically become far too small for me, so I’m saving them untill my cousins are older. The rainbow sneakers are only for special occasions because they hurt my feet and Im trying to protect the color.

Land lastly, this is my favorite sculpture, I made it a few years ago.

All these were collected over the past 3ish years, a-lot of pieces were hand made or found in cheap stores, when I go out I keep my eyes peeled for anything clownish and that’s why I’ve managed to grow my hoard so large lol. If anyone reading wants to use the pictures for something (a mood board, a collage, whatever), tag me so I can see it!!!! Thanks for sending me this ask :o) I literally jumped out of bed as soon as I got it because I am a weapons-grade weirdo and love to talk about clowns

Have a lovely day and a happy Halloween!!!

[j-nor]

It’s bath time!

These are my clowns, Butterbean and Corn, Corn is the one with the green hat and Butterbean is the one with the white Pom-Pom. They love to play pretend!

[clowneryranch]

He looks to me like a classic american domestic clown, also known as a hobo clown mixed with a circus clown! They're known for stealing and will often pick up and eat or drink things without asking. It's part of their nature and it's perfectly normal and very cute in my opinion. I love the name Benjamin B. Butterbean by the way! Very adorable name for a very adorable clown! Happy clowning!

hello fellow clown lovers! i have been lurking on clownblr for quite a while and thought it was about time i introduce my son. his name is Benjamin B. Butterbean, and i found him one night honking ominously behind my house. im not sure what breed he is, probably a mix of something. he likes to take my faygo without permission