crypticclownlover
Ur Local Clown Cryptid
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crypticclownlover · 1 year ago
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THE BABY
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THE EGGS HAVE HATCHED!!!! Here are yout mystery clown adopts!!
@duke-daemon @hotbuffalolegs @celestory @pro-crastinate17 @crypticclownlover
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crypticclownlover · 1 year ago
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The clown lab has just produced its first clutch of eggs in a while!!
[10 notes hatch 1 egg, this is interactive and will be updated with each hatch! The person to hit each goal will be tagged and will be able to adopt said clown!]
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crypticclownlover · 1 year ago
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this blogs gotten more popular than my main LMAO
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crypticclownlover · 2 years ago
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Ah thank you are the advice!
is it okay to give my clown dr pepper? they've been making grabby hands at the can like they want some
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crypticclownlover · 2 years ago
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They're a porcelain/jester/party mix!
is it okay to give my clown dr pepper? they've been making grabby hands at the can like they want some
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crypticclownlover · 2 years ago
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My Intro!
Just so you guys know i interact from my main blog which is an agere/petre blog @vampire-bat-baby
Therian/otherkin acc: @dustydogpaws
Name: Spencer/Bat
Pronouns: my pronouns are He/it + ask for my neos! (it is very strongly encouraged to be used)
Likes: mcr, slipknot, music, minecraft (NOT DSMP), horror movies, halloween, my little pony, ruby gloom, bluey, creepypasta, FNAF + more!
About me: Hi, I'm Spencer! I’m transgender, gay and use xenogenders! I’m autistic (self dx) and i prefer not to speak (speaking is VERY uncomfortable to me for various reasons).
DNI: KINK, DDLG (+ ANY VARIANTS LIKE MDLB AND SUCH) ABDL/TBDL, 18+ ONLY BLOGS, SH/ED BLOGS, CHRISTIAN BLOGS ( i have religious trauma), HOMOPHOBES, TRANSPHOBES, GENDER CRITS, HARRY POTTER FANS, DSMP, RACISTS, ENDOGENIC “SYSTEMS”, ANTI-AGERE, ANTI-PETRE, CHIRE/ANTI-CGLRE, PEDOS/MAPS (WHATEVER THR FRICK YALL CALL URSELVES), ZOOPHILES, SEXISTS!!!!!!!!
TAGS UNDER CUT!
#re-honk = reblogs
#bat-talks = me talking
#the-parade = queued posts
#candy the clown = about my clown candy (their name is probaby going to get changed at some point)
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crypticclownlover · 2 years ago
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is it okay to give my clown dr pepper? they've been making grabby hands at the can like they want some
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crypticclownlover · 2 years ago
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Hello Clownblr
I got this clown for Christmas a few years ago and i have no clue what breed they are i need help figuring it out!
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Their name is candy due to their colors
I suspect they are some sort of jester
They are 3'11 so about the size of a small child
They also have this weird pouch in their abdomen is that an indication of sex? ive just been calling them they bc i have no clue how to gender clowns yet
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crypticclownlover · 2 years ago
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Been thinking about getting another clown or 2 Does anyone know where i can acquire more clowns? I'm new to owning clowns i have one so far and have yet to figure out what breed they are. They seem a bit lonely so i wanted to get a friend for them
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crypticclownlover · 2 years ago
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Hello Clownblr
I got this clown for Christmas a few years ago and i have no clue what breed they are i need help figuring it out!
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Their name is candy due to their colors
I suspect they are some sort of jester
They are 3'11 so about the size of a small child
They also have this weird pouch in their abdomen is that an indication of sex? ive just been calling them they bc i have no clue how to gender clowns yet
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