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#mine#digicam#digital camera#nikon coolpix#flash photography#clowncore#clown girl#girls who smoke cigarettes#clownblr#clown#grunge#nostalgia#2014 grunge#2014 tumblr#2014 aesthetic#2k14 grunge#2k14 nostalgia#weirdcore#weird girl#oddcore#dreamcore#clownology
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Wet felted clown!!! My first attempt at wet felting!! I think I can definitely make done improvements !!
#clown#clown character#clowncore#clown girl#clownsona#clown husbandry#clown adopt#clownblr#sillycore#clown art#clown community#clownology#clown artist
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Caring for Your Comedic Companion: A Guide to Proper Clown Care
Creating a Clown-Friendly Environment: The Chuckle Chamber
Clowns thrive in environments that stimulate their comedic instincts. Before adopting your clown, ensure you have a dedicated space in your home for them, commonly referred to as the "Chuckle Chamber." If you cannot afford to buy a new enclosure, an old tent painted with stripes can keep your clown happy for the first few months. Equip it with a variety of colorful props, oversized shoes, and a well-stocked assortment of rubber chickens. Ensure the Chuckle Chamber is spacious enough for your clown to express its natural exuberance.
Nutritional Needs: A Diet of Delightful Delicacies
Maintaining a well-balanced and joy-inducing diet is crucial for your clown's health. Offer a mix of cotton candy, popcorn, and custard pies to meet their nutritional needs. For hydration, a continuous supply of seltzer water is recommended. Regularly check for any allergies or sensitivities your clown may have to certain treats. Surprisingly, peanut allergies are common amongst certain breeds of clown.
Exercise and Enrichment: Laughter Workouts
Clowns are energetic beings that require regular exercise and mental stimulation. Engage your clown in laughter workouts, which can include juggling sessions, pratfall practice, and balloon animal sculpting. Introduce new comedic routines to keep their minds sharp and their spirits high.
Grooming: Maintaining the Mirthful Mane
Clown grooming is not just about appearance; it's an essential aspect of their well-being. Regularly check and clean oversized shoes to prevent slips, trim colorful wigs to maintain their vibrant allure, and ensure that the iconic red nose is kept in pristine condition. A well-groomed clown is a happy and confident one.
Veterinary Care: Honk-Checked Health Checks
Regular visits to a certified clown veterinarian are crucial to monitor your companion's health. These professionals specialize in honk-checked health checks, ensuring that your clown is in peak comedic condition. Vaccinations against gloom and routine screenings for joke deficiencies are standard procedures.
Socialization: Playdates with Fellow Funnymakers
Clowns are social beings that thrive on interaction with their own kind. Arrange playdates with fellow clowns to encourage socialization and the exchange of humorous antics. Attend clown conventions, where your companion can partake in the grandeur of collective laughter and collaborative performances.
Understanding Non-Verbal Communication: Mastering the Art of Clownish Signals
Clowns communicate primarily through non-verbal cues, such as honks, squeaks, and exaggerated gestures. Pay close attention to your clown's signals to gauge their mood and preferences. Understanding the art of clownish communication is key to fostering a strong bond with your comedic companion.
Celebrating Special Occasions: Clown Birthdays and Anniversaries
Marking special occasions in your clown's life adds a touch of festivity to their existence. Celebrate birthdays with a clown-sized cake and a chorus of joyous honks. Recognize adoption anniversaries with a memorable performance or a specially crafted routine to commemorate the time spent together.
Providing proper care to your beloved clowns is not just a responsibility but a joyful journey of shared laughter and merriment. By embracing the unique needs and whimsical nature of your clown companion, you'll cultivate a bond that transcends the ordinary, creating a lifetime of cherished comedic moments.
#clownery#clowncore#clown posting#clown art#clown#clown husbandry#Clowns#Unicycles#Parties#Pranksters#Jesters#Mimes#Clownblr#Clown care#Clownology#Clownologist
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clownsona 👾
#character design#digital artist#fanart#illustration#aesthetic#ocs#art#artwork#clown oc#doodles#clownology#clowns#clowncore#clownblr#clown doll#artist on tumblr
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Whipping my clown until he juggles right, no success for two hours. I fear rebellion begins soon
#clowncore#clownblr#clown husbandry#ringleader#uprising#juggling#clownowner#real clown owner#clownology#irl#clown abuse
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I am pleased to introduce the newest member of my troop, my lovely Porcelain-Pierrot mix! Their name is Card Deck Jackson DeVille


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#mine#digicam#digital camera#canon powershot#flash photography#night photography#clownology#clowncore#clown girl#girls who smoke cigarettes#rural#grunge#midwestern gothic#midwestern emo#midwest gothic#weird girl#2014 tumblr#2014 grunge#2014 revival#soft grunge#early 2010s#2010s nostalgia#nostalgia#2k14 grunge#grungy girls
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r/Clown parenting advice
MY CLOWN WONT STOP EATING CLAW MACHINE TOYS
Recently I’ve been letting Boink scurry around at night but I’ve been waking up to find him chewing on all of the Claw machine critters. I don’t want to have to lock him up again at night, any advice?
I could try positive reinforcement but I’m worried that his good behavior will be from wanting gummy worms and not because he actually wants to do better.
Has anyone else had this issue?? I feel so alone!
#clown#clown character#clowncore#clown girl#clownsona#clown husbandry#clown adopt#clownblr#sillycore#clown art#clownology#clown oc#clownery#clown community
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From the jesters of medieval courts to the boisterous circus performers of the 20th century, clowns have been an enduring presence in human societies. Unlike Homo sapiens, Homo Ridiculus has distinct behavioral traits centered around laughter, whimsy, and a proclivity for slapstick comedy.
The evolution of Homo Ridiculus can be traced through a series of adaptations that facilitated the survival and thriving of the clown species. Genetic studies reveal the presence of a unique "comedy genome," responsible for the development of exaggerated facial features, colorful costumes, and an innate ability to elicit laughter. These adaptations have proven advantageous for clowns in both their social interactions and performances.
Clown communities exhibit a rich tapestry of social dynamics, characterized by cooperation, camaraderie, and a shared commitment to mirth. The concept of "laughter reciprocity" is central to clown societies, where individuals engage in collaborative performances to generate joy and amusement. Hierarchies within clown communities are often based on comedic prowess, with esteemed elders passing down the art of laughter to younger generations.
In the realm of Homo Ridiculus, communication transcends traditional verbal language. Clowns employ a vast array of comic expressions, from honks and squeaks to exaggerated gestures, as a means of conveying emotions, intentions, and punchlines. The study of clown communication provides insights into the evolution of non-verbal comedic expression as a fundamental aspect of clown behavior.
Clowns engage in elaborate rituals and celebrations that serve both cultural and communal purposes. The "Spinning Top Extravaganza," an annual event in clown communities, features grand performances, contests, and the passing down of comedic traditions. These rituals reinforce the sense of identity and shared purpose among Homo Ridiculus.
While clowns are celebrated for their ability to bring joy, they also face challenges and misconceptions within human societies. The study addresses common stereotypes and explores strategies employed by Homo Ridiculus to navigate the laughter landscape, fostering understanding and harmony between clowns and humans.
As we continue to coexist with Homo Ridiculus, it becomes increasingly evident that clowns are not mere entertainers but a vibrant and integral species with a rich tapestry of behaviors, traditions, and adaptations. This research contributes to our understanding of the complex and fascinating world of Homo Ridiculus, offering a glimpse into the laughter-filled existence of this unique species.
#clownery#clowncore#clown posting#clown art#clown#clown husbandry#Clowns#Unicycles#Parties#Pranksters#Jesters#Mimes#Clownblr#Clown care#Clownology#Clownologist
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Wowie, it's been a hot minute since this post, huh? Getting the clowns settled was a bit of a struggle so professional photos were even harder to get (Twister moves too fast for cameras and Beetle had to meet the photographer a few times before deciding that he was not worth biting, actually,)
Anyway, here they are!! My babies, with some brief information about them both!
They've settled in by now and I'm very happy about it, Beetle's much more comfortable being held (sometimes) and I feel like I'm starting to get the hang of clown care!! It's been a bit of a bumpy road, but I'm so glad to have these two in my life now <3
I've adopted my first clown! Or, clowns, plural--
I knew I wanted to adopt a shelter clown instead of going straight to a breeder, since I'm not super knowledgeable about good, ethical breeders in my local area and I also want to give shelter clowns a good home.
I found a Scare/Birthday mix while I was there -- their name is Twister, and while a bit scary, they were super friendly and I fell in love RIGHT away! Turns out, though, Twister is one half of a bonded pair, the other being a Teacup/Scare mix named Beetle. Beetle was much less friendly and a little bitey, but he seemed to warm up a bit to me, at least enough to be comfortable with my presence.
The workers told me that Beetle and Twister were rescued from a hoarding situation, where they were surrounded by untrained and feral clowns (including an entire posse of juggalos?) in cramped living conditions. Twister was really sweet and I really liked both of them, so I decided to ask for them to be put on hold while I prepped my living space for two clowns instead of one.
Well, now they're both home, and they're taking time to settle in! Twister's a bit nervous, but she's friendly enough, so I've been interacting with them as much as she'll let me! Beetle doesn't seem that interested in interaction, but I'm being patient and giving him space -- hopefully he settles in well.
Pictures soon! I want them both to be comfortable and relaxed before posting their images on the Internet <3
#clownblr#clown husbandry#clownology#clown care#clown oc#clown art#clown posting#unreality cw#tw unreality#unreality tw#cw unreality#unreality#fakeposting#my art#digital art#digital drawing#oc reference#oc reference sheet#oc ref sheet#original character
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So because Seven is well 7, is she in school? 🤨
The oldest clowns in Kester's circus take time out of their days to home school the youngest clowns! A studious mindset in that of clownology is the best part of the Kester education system!
#seven zipped up#rory zipped up#zipped up#zu series#minnyrollask#indie animation#indie animated series
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The Ethics of Cross-Breeding Mokers
I want to preface this by saying that I am not an expert in clown husbandry. I'm a second year student studying the Biotechnics of Clownology. This means our focus is on trait curation in clowns opposed to daily care. As a side-note, I truly believe you cannot be an expert in clown husbandry without direct experience in the field. The degree does not mandate field experience, but I believe six months at a ranch or caring for injured, feral breeds temporarily as part of conservation is essential. With that out of the way, I'd like to talk about Mokers. It's an informal term you've probably heard floating around on tiktok, along with videos of visibly distressed clowns screaming. Mokers, shorthand for muppet joker, are meant to resemble a combination of the two. They were popularised pretty recently by a celebrity known as The Muppet Joker (the one rewriting the bible), but I'd like to keep politics out of this post so I'll save my thoughts on him for later. It is not his fault that lunatics are trying to replicate him, and it is honestly a bit creepy. I can't believe I have to say this, but muppets are not clowns! Whilst they are a member of the entertainus genus, not the corydon species which all modern clowns belong to. They can be kept as pets, but much like most exotic animals, they should not be! In the wild, muppets have been shown to respond positively to humans, occasionally even lending them advice and comfort, but in captivity, they develop severe psychological issues. The immediate comparison my mind makes is orcas. So, what does this mean for crossbreeding? In making mokers, most breeders are aiming for the green felt skin sported by Kermit the frog. It's visually striking, especially when combined with edgier aesthetics. As a reminder, jokers are not a breed of their own, as misrepresented in the batman movies. They are scare clown mutts, and I mean no disrespect in saying that. It just means that when breeding mokers, you are going to have a very difficult time keeping traits consistent. We know what to expect from circus clowns and harlequins, but mokers are not a breed recognised by F.O.O.L (Foundation of Onslaught Limitation) which focuses on controlling scare clown attacks. The ideal moker has green felt skin, naturally green hair, and vibrant yellow kermit frills combined with that of a circus clown. Yet somehow, there's also the unrealistic expectation that mokers should wear serious attire AND have the attitude of scare clowns? Factor in the fact that muppets can rarely breed with clowns, even if it is possible, and several issues pop up. Genetic deformities, the selling of failed mokers to unethical travelling circuses, and aggression. When making a moker, most breeders are looking for a loud, mean clown that is more mind games than real, physical damage (like the Muppet Joker, he is going to lose that duel). So, please, stop trying to crossbreed mokers, and stop buying them at extortionate prices. Not only are you endangering yourself, you're supporting an unethical industry. If any of you already have them, though, I'd love to hear your experiences.
#clown husbandry#clowncore#clown posting#muppet joker#the croakerverse#the croaker#strange aeons#clownhusbandry
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Made a new clown oc inspired by stuff like candyg*re, clown husbandry, meat core, and also Mutatedeye's Funland Vertigo comic on Tapas though I don't think my OC necessarily exists in that world as much as she is inspired by it and similar concepts. If you love clown stuff check out my clownology worldbuilding project @clownomics
#clowncore#clown oc#oc#myart#artistsupport#artsupport#digital art#ibispaintx#meatcore#funland vertigo#kidcore#weirdcore#candycore#candy oc#gummy#character design#speedpaint#ibispaint#ibispaintx Speedpaint#aesthetic#art
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I swear i saw a post about it i don't remember, but in the context of clown husbandry there would definitely be people who say humans dressing up as clowns for a job is cultural appropriation
I can't believe I have to say this, but DATING/FUCKING CLOWNS OF ANY KIND IS NOT OKAY. OH MY GOD. I saw a post discussing it and it made me gag fr. Like, they're an entirely different species. Would you fuck an orangutan? no, you wouldn't. Sure, some LOOK human, like the mimes and the jesters and whatnot, but my point still stands.
anyway rhats my 2 cents
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something that just hit me that I'm curious on, considering the icp influence in homestucks purple lore, will there be any of that or more in the purples route? If it's too spoilery though then you don't have to answer this.
There's some ICP references for names of things (including the route itself), elements of the music, etc. - and there's definitely expansion on the Homestuck clown lore though, so if you're interested in that then buckle up, cause it's time for MSPAR to get a crash course in clown theology... clownology? Theoclownology?
(note to self: workshop this)
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