34. She/her. Bi and queer. Scorpio. Shameless promoter of the Bisenberg agenda. AO3: plumcoloredyarn. Cover photo by @perhaps-relax
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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves
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None of this “delete my AO3 if I die.” Print a link to my profile on my tombstone.
Y’all I am SO sick. I don’t think it’s COVID (hopefully) but whatever it is has me sweating in bed with the tv at full blast bc I can’t fucking hear anything thanks to the Gunk in my head.
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Y’all I am SO sick. I don’t think it’s COVID (hopefully) but whatever it is has me sweating in bed with the tv at full blast bc I can’t fucking hear anything thanks to the Gunk in my head.
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modern gamers are so fucking toxic i was just playing fetch and she like. gestured like she was gonna throw the ball yeah? but she faked it out! she didn't actually throw the ball! what the fuck! if this is the direction the fetch meta is going i'm switching to tug o war or maybe even run in circles i am done with this community.
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You. You love mechanic!Karl Heisenberg AUs. As a woman of taste, so do I.
Relatedly, you should commission my friend @torn-by-dreams. Censored full size under the cut. 👀

He’s helping her stretch her muscles. That’s all. Poor Kris and her uh. Back problems. Yes.
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It's my Birthday, Read My Shit!!!!
Original work-in-progress, basically what if Middle Earth was in Mexico and all the elves were Catholic -> The Well is Dry (91,196/~120,000 words)
RE8 OC fic-in-progress, in which Ruth Reynolds and Karl Heisenberg will eventually get up to all sorts of shit -> Vicariance (7,035/??? words)
HeisenbergxReader one-shot, with medical kink stuff i guess -> Common Sense (11,427 words)
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badly enamoured by this image. shut up
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You. You love mechanic!Karl Heisenberg AUs. As a woman of taste, so do I.
Relatedly, you should commission my friend @torn-by-dreams. Censored full size under the cut. 👀

He’s helping her stretch her muscles. That’s all. Poor Kris and her uh. Back problems. Yes.
#it’s close enough to sinday right lol#thank u sm again torn I am deranged over this#Karl Heisenberg x oc#karl heisenberg#resident evil village
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For the record comments like this are how I know I’ve written Karl correctly. ❤️

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"Misogynists are gay because they don't like women" actually they're incredibly heterosexual for that
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Queen Cersei 🙏
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outcast of the village
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platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned
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Extinct Horse Relatives, by Mart Dillet for Zoobooks.
#the hyracotherium is just tryna go for a nice walk and his relatives are all Screaming#also the person in tags who said ‘I’m gonna keep on dancing at the dead pony club’ 💀💀💀
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OLD DRAWINGS №1
Resident Evil Village
I decided to post here my old illustrations, while I'm too busy for creating a new ones)
*This one just a sketch in my style from official render👆
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