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Your High-Handed Style
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he ate a bee
#inflate tool goes brrrrrrr#Blender#shitpost#Vaik#Dragonborn#3D#I'm halfway thru retopo#it's fun when you know what you're doing and less fun when you're stuck#my hand hurts I might have to stop for the weekend
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KEANU REEVES | DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY DREAM | FENDER
#*sounds only whales understand*#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#mancandykings#dilfgifs#dilfedit#*#i will give you 43 cents a cookie and a glass of wine if you let me play with your hair#BOYFRIEND SHAPED#it's the backwards hat for me#it so delightfully soft warm quiet lazy boyfriend coded to me for some reason#dude's got limbs like one of those wacky waving inflatable tube men#me 5'4": i will pick him up#like picking up one of those giant teddy bears#GRAY HAIRS#me @ me: stop terrorizing the elderly#i can't believe i've met this dude that seems fake#hands so big they could hold two ankles at once#omg who said that#A SMILEY BOY#*runs hand down his forearm like it's a staircase bannister*#....that was a tag i've already used?#i mean i believe it and it's totally true but im just wondering how much gin was involved
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SASHA LUNDY CLUTCHING ONTO EACH OTHER FOR DEAR LIFE HELLO
THE INHERENT ROMANTICISM THAT IS IN BURYING YOUR FACE INTO EACH OTHER AND CRADLING ONE ANOTHER'S HEADS
CAN YOU HEAR MY WAILS?????? CAN YOU HEAR THEM AT HOW LUNDY IS SQUEEZING SASHAS WAIST??? HELLO?????
#anton lundell#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2324#playoffs 24#im never getting over benny holding sasha face in his hands while lundy waits his turn#and lundy gets a good craddle and squeeze in too before ekky comes barreling in for his personal love sasha session#a team that loves each other a lot#also peep mikksy and luosty in the back#anyways whatever sasha and lundy have got going on is sooooooooooooo#its sooooooooooooo#“yeah i attended a cats game in finland and i saw kuli playing and later got drafted by the same team and we became teammates (sasha)”#and “yeah i attended a cats game in finland and i saw sasha play and later got drafted by the same team and we became teammates (lundy)”#but also add “when i first came over he housed me as well and acted like my tour guide”#and also “and now our 2 way playstyles get compared so much because we are countrymen despite how difference our focuses are in said style”#“and despite how much it should annoy me how conflated we are together im actually honoured by the comparison”#and also “i like being mean (in a loving way) to this kid because his head is too big but i will praise him when he deserves it”#“but also because of that his ego will never not be inflated”#these two are so special#idk i think theres something romantic in watching your future teammate from the stands and winning a cup with them#(the cats are filled with that narrative)#MOM HELP IM CRYING ABOUT THESE TWO AGAINNNNM
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"Where's Ingellvar?" "He locked himself in the library with Chad Wispelback again"
The most horrifying alternate version for the italian girlies 💅✨ under the cut
#sketches#rook#ellero ingellvar#ndo sta l'art tag#chad wispelback is a recurring character in my head#they appear when ellie is having A Day#they know all the ballads#camera pans to ellie waving his hands in the air à la inflatable guy outside a car dealership as chad sings when we stand together#blank expression. zero braincells. only wispelback.#and maybe a panino alla mortadella and estathé zero alla pesca
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a-ny words of ad-vice for some-one a-bout to be sent off to be-come a helms-man soon?? it was al-ways my dream.... un-til i found out what it tru-ly means - DS
ii'm not goiing two wa2te your tiime wiith condolence2 bc thii2 2hiit ii2 ju2t iineviitable for people liike u2. 2o 2ound2 liike you ju2t deciided two roll over and diie whiich mean2 you've 2ucce22fully 2kiipped over the fiir2t 2tep whiich ii2 enjoy the tiime you have left and pretend iit'2 not happeniing. bc that'2 not goiing two get you anywhere.
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Cry whIIle your lung2 can 2tIIll IInflate--
or ii gue22 you could 2ee iif a hiighblood wiill deiign two hook you up wiith a fake vii2a two the far coloniie2. never met anyone that triied two do that and liive though. once the drone2 arriive that'2 iit. my adviice ii2 two...
--a2 mournIIng the pa2t 2hall be dII2couraged movIIng forward IIn your career a2 a helm2man. DrIInk--
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...eat before you go 2o you can puke or 2ometh a2 one la2t act of rebelliion bc you're goiing two forget your own name iif the programmiing work2 riight.
--plenty of electrolyte2 2o they can fIInd your veIIn2 ea2IIer two make the proce22 a2 paIInle22 a2 po22IIble before you become part of our glorIIou2 EmpIIre
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iidk. ii'm not the be2t per2on two a2k bc ii got out. iit'2 not 2omethiing you can really prepare for.
Not 2ure why you a2ked thII2. II have been here 2o long that my corporeal lIIfe no longer hold2 relevance two me.
#homestuck#homestuck au#interrogatormentors#interrogatormentors au#askblog#sollux captor#the helmsman#the psiioniic#Helmsman Translation:#(Screaming notes ripped from the throat of mercy caterwaul to She on High who heeds not your wail nor your)#Cry whIIle your lung2 can 2tIIll inflate#(with pustulant fluid pulsing with what fury you can summon for your fury will fall upon the deaf ears of thousands#that feel your dying breath in each building block of the society of pupae left behind)#a2 mournIIng the pa2t 2hall be dII2couraged movIIng forward IIn your career a2 a helm2man. DrIInk#(deep and descend from your guiding star to take the hands of this child‚ O Sufferer.)#plenty of electrolyte2 2o they can fIInd your veIIn2 ea2IIer#two make the proce22 a2 paIInle22 a2 po22IIble before you become part of our glorIIou2 EmpIIre#(of salt and misbegotten spacetime shall fade back into fragile incandescence#as you accept this lost soul into your web of stars for me to grind into grist.)#oh my god the bad thing about psii have a similar quirk to sollux#you gotta pay REAL close attention to keep track if they do a combo move#hoo boy#i know there's an untagged bit of psii's response but it's not in binary#and mod snarky here is being a tired ass stoner so editing tags is hard#shoutout to anyone that catches the lancer reference
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Does Meta Knight know what happend to Dedede in TDX?
TDX is what the cool kids call "Triple Deluxe," right? lol
In the Roleswap, they both know the facts about the events in Dream Land... Meta Knight knows what happened to Dedede during the whole Dreamstalk incident, and Dedede knows what happened to Meta during the Haltmann invasion, for example.
But I don't think they'd get outwardly vulnerable enough to really open up to each other about how all of that made them feel.
....Not at this early point in the story, anyway. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
To be fair, they don't really share their inner thoughts and feelings with anyone. Prideful King and Stubborn Knight... They've both got their own images to uphold, even to each other! They bottle up their feelings in hopes they go away on their own! That ain't healthy!!
But they do have the ability to let down their walls a little, somewhere deep deep inside them. It would just take something very stressful to get either of them to open up....
#I mean back in chapter 1 dedede accidentally revealed some of his inner thoughts to meta hehehe#when meta was going on and on about a plan to separate and cover more ground to the find the dees#and dedede yelled at meta#he's thinking that he can't be alone again. he just can't. bad things happen when he's alone.#dedede wouldn't have revealed that he needed meta unless he was extremely desperate and stressed and even then he didn't mean to reveal tha#and he gets embarrassed and can't even look meta in the eye after he said that#idk I think both of them are emotionally constipated beyond what they show on a surface level#and hey I play fair here. meta's got his own stuff to open up about one day too!!! -waves arms around like a car wash inflatable guy-#their heads are NOT EMPTY! they are silly but they have real feelings!! I will always stand by that!!!#these two old dudes are gonna GROW TOGETHER yo!!!!!#anyway that's a peek into my funny lil mind!!! muahaha!#rubs my hands together like a little fly#roleswap bonus features#king dedede#meta knight#forgotten land roleswap
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"Freddy Marbic."
An imposing marble sculpture bears a striking resemblance to a lifelike inflatable chair.
Freddy believes he is composed of plastic, oblivious to the fact that he is, in reality, crafted from pristine Carrara marble. Even when confronted with this truth, he simply dismisses it. In an era where opinions often overshadow facts, Freddy serves as a call to maintain a critical perspective on the world around us.
"We must not unquestioningly accept everything that is presented to us."
Courtesy: Hanne Arends
#art#design#sculpture#furniture#minimal#seat#chair#forms#freddy#marbric#marble#carrara marble#inflatable chair#surreal#plastic#hand crafted#hanne arends
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G went private on IG so he could post pictures like this, I’m 100% sure
#his hand looks HUGE in the glove#that god damn beanie…#it literally looks like an inflated condom#tanger looking darling as ever#evgeni malkin#kris letang#pittsburgh penguins
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Sometimes I'll see an American talk about how they had to pay $18 for a hamburger, to which I'll think, "yeah, that's pretty pricey but unfortunately that's the cost of a nice burger nowadays". Then, I remember you guys are paying in freedom bucks and that shit is actually $32 NZD. WTF is going on over there
#and our minimum wage is higher proportionally i think#burger pricing has really gotten out of hand tho. I bought an $18 burger for breakfast and it didn't even come with fucking fries#which is on me. I knew what i was buying but good lord#you can still get a burger for $6 from a maccas or fish n chips shop but every other dedicated burger joint is ripping us off#inflation is so bad dude.... grocery shopping is insane rn#.txt
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The Matrix Resurrections: Featurettes
#mom said it's my turn on the old man#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#*#dude's got limbs like one of those wacky waving inflatable tube men#that's a long boi#pls just let me hold one (1) of those catchers mitts you call hands#me 5'4": i will pick him up#im a vegetarian but my kfc order's gonna be 2 thighs#no one: keanu: 🤘#why is he eternally boyfriend shaped#i really need to rest#i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism#EYE CRINKLES#THEY ARE A SOURCE OF LIFE#i love arm#that's a smiley boy#are you even alive if it doesn't want to make you smile back i don't think so#i will give you 43 cents and a cookie if you let me play with your hair#but im open to negotiate payment#a man's collarbone can turn me into a victorian gentleman who just got a glimpse of an ankle#keke pls
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I don’t know how many times I gotta say this. They all listen to Mitski.
Shout out what you think their favourite songs are
#this is my first actual attempt to draw Kirk#like with a reference#I noticed he has very rounded and happy cheeks like me#finding more similarities between me and William shatner is both terrifying and cool#cause on one hand it’s William Shatner but on the other hand I’m a trans neurodivergent man who could hypothetically be Kirk#anyway my ego is wayyy to inflated lol#take all my tags with a grain of salt#I’m being silly#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#tos kirk#captain james kirk#tos mccoy#tos bones#leonard bones mccoy#tos spock#s'chn t'gai spock#spock#star trek art#star trek fanart#fanart#t0asts art
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Reginsmál is the one time that loki's refusal to ever learn from her experiences ended up working in everyone's favour because can you imagine a version of loki that realised she could get away with anything if he had enough gold to throw at the problem and that his brother had an infinite money glitch just lying around
#in all fairness I think odin keeps draupnir on a high shelf out of lokis reach anyway because my girl does NOT know how inflation works#she would crash asgarðr's economy within a week if she got her grubby little hands on it#ratatag
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#the wind hyounjoon#hyounjoon#jang hyounjoon#the wind#kpop idols#jewelry#rings#hands#makeup#red hair#inflatable#kpop boys
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he is very important to me
#kakuranger#sentai#ninja yellow master of the dual wielding technique#seikai my boy my son#bear with me#bear in mind#i'm so sorry they gave you the inflation episode but i guess if it HAD to happen i'm glad it wasnt to tsuruhime#side note but why the fuck does he have a pair of handcuffs clipped to his belt like#sir what do you need those for#seikai guide to accessorising: chunky rings. bracelets. goggles around neck. hand cuffs. sometimes... beanie.#gif post tag
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first I'm forced to learn about stocks just to manipulate the market in this stupid rpg maker game (affectionate) and now I'm having stupid thoughts like "huh wonder how bitcoins are minted" and "So it's just GPUs playing lottery?" while brushing my teeth or taking a piss
#I am NOT turning into a financebro I'm just#curious#The spirit of vlad the younger get out of my fucking body#They bait you in with the cute bald elf and then sweep the rug from under you and throw you amidst the stocks area#now I have to actually win and raise the value of my property as a landowner in order to get my happy lesbian ending#And now I'm fucking curious about crypto aaaaaaa#you can sell things at a loss if you happen to be a shareholder in the company because even tho you're losing money#The company value will raise and you'll make back what you lost in record times#And if you sell the products at an even greater loss—and assuming demand meets supply—you can artificially inflate its value#Sell all and cash in before washing your hand off of the product and watch it all come crashing down#I love math but finance is evil math and it makes me sad but very intrigued#it's like dark forbidden blood magic#the worst (best tbh) part about this game is that I start recognising the same predetory tactics I abused ingame but irl by big companies#and I just a peasent.#btw game name is “final profit: a shop rpg” it's full of lesbians I adore it#the single time I've been forced to play as an elf without hating my existence#humanz4lyfe#except when it's the fae queen Mab <3 she gets an exception#But for the rest it's ON SIGHT#♧other#♧other fandoms#♧final profit
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