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[shmowder]

Your blog is making me want to replay Patho 2 again... I did play once on the intended difficulty, and then I replayed it afterwards on the easiest settings, doing everything and saving everyone and I'm ngl, that was some of the most fun I've ever had even though it wasn't quite in the spirit of the game haha

The so-called spirit of the game is this senior citizen wirh an overgrown 2000s anime boy haircut who shakes his cane at you sassily when you choose to only swallow a handful of razors as opposed to the razor muckbang the game offers.

I finished the game on the hardest difficulty

This was my first time playing the game ever. I straight up went to the intended difficulty, saved everyone, did everything, and never starved for a single day. I had 20+ Shmowders by the end. I was fully stocked on meat, I was fully stocked on homemade antibiotics and maxed the hospital shift each day.

All of that with only 3 Deaths

WHERE IS MY FUCKING CELEBRATION HUH? WHERE IS MY MEDAL? NO ONE THEW ME A PARTY, NO ONE INVITED BELLA HADID >:( MARK WASN'T IMPRESSED.

Fuck you Mark! ONE OF THOSE DEATHS WAS BULLSHIT YOU DUMB SLUT. YOU SPAWNED A GUY ON TOP OF ME WHILE I WAS PICKING UP HERBS, HOW THE FUCK DID HE ONE SHOT ME WITH FULL HEALTH HUH? YOU WHORE.

What I'm saying is. Look, we both finished the game on complete opposite extremes, yet we're both here. In a pathologic x reader blog on tumblr. We both had fun and shared a good understanding of the plot and characters. That's what matters. Everything else is just people patting themselves on the shoulder. You're the only one who will be impressed with the fact you beat the game flawlessly, and you're the only one who will be bothered by the fact you picked an easier difficulty

Because it's really not that different. To me, I have the kind of autism that makes games like pathologic smoother than water for me, I thrived on the ruthlessness of dark soul and did a no death run in darkest dungeon. But also. I absolutely suck at casual games, I can't play Stardew Valley unless I'm fully cheating, I can't for the life of me beat a single platforming game because I have a slow reaction speed.

Play Pathologic however you want! Ice-pick Joe isn't gonna pop from under your bed at 3am to beat you up with hammers. This is coming from the most tryhard difficulty elitism person there is in games.

Buttttt. I do recommend giving Pathologic classic HD a try. I promise anyone who beat Pathologic 2 on ANY difficultly will cuck tf out of the first game. There is no thirst! The vendors have unlimited money, and you can sell all of your trash to them! THE ECONOMY IS THRIVING I BOUGHT FOOD ON THE DAYS THE PRICES WERE SKYROCKETING BC I COULD AFFORD IT. I would've never financially recovered from buying food in P2 on any day that's not the first one. In P1, I rarely slept because I was deepthroating lemons and snorting coffee beans day and night since I could easily afford the health/hunger penalty.

Meanwhile, in P2, I'd save coffee beans to sell to get enough money to save up for army clothes.

The combat is so forgiving, the houses with good loot aren't the infected ones like in P2 but the burned ones! The AI in that game is so stupid you can trick plague clouds into disappearing if you stand still! You can glitch and jump over fences to take shortcuts through the town! YOU CAN SCAM THAT CUNT ANDREY STAMATIN FOR ENDLESS SHOTGUNS.

Lastly don't forget that 90% of the Pathologic fandom haven't even played any of the games at all. 70% probably never watched a single playthrough either and just video essays instead.

In the steam version of Pathologic 2, Only 10% of players who bought the game have ever reached the end.

10% !!! That's us there! Me and You! It doesn't matter how what matters is that we both did it while 90% of people gave up.

And the situation in the classic game is even more dire tbh-

Only 6% ever opened the game and made it through the first day. Only 3% ever made it to the last day.

So, really good on you for finishing the game! Good on me for finishing the game! WE DID IT! YAY! Someone really should give Bella Hadid a call.

Also, please do yourself a favour and ignore whatever the video essayist says about the difficulty of the games. They're good storytellers for building an interesting narrative to watch, but they're not good at videogames assessment. Each of their reasons is very personalised by their own experience and doesn't necessarily mean other people will struggle with the same issues. Don't listen to anyone who tells you picking an easy difficulty ruins the game either, Pathologic doesn't relay on its brutal gameplay to shine, it can more stand on its own as a narrative story walking game. If anything, it would probably shine better on easier difficulties when you have time to dig for context clues and plot without starvation breathing down your neck. I missed some flavour text quests because I was too stressed about balancing different objectives to do them or pay attention when something important was said.

[sorcerous-caress]

MY 1Y NIECE IS WEARING A PUMPKIN CUSTOM FOR HALLOWEEN MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THE ADORABLENESS SHE'S GONNA BE AN ORANGE BALL-SHAPED PUMPKIN CREATURE AAA

[kidcosky]

[ranpazz]

Chuujazz board perchance? I'm really interested in all of your ships :D

Who would've thought that the two infamous rivals of the Port Mafia would come together as respective comrades? Or perhaps there's something more beneath the surface! There's no telling, we can only watch closely!

♱ "Is there really a need for you to force me to carry a knife?" "Ya never know when I won't be there for ya, doll." "…Y'know I ain't weak, Nakahara."

♱ The Port Mafia is not the place for relationships. However, that didn't prevent these two from coming together. They've kept it under wraps for a while, but who's to say there aren't a few people who have their suspicions? Oh well, even if they do know, it's not like they can do anything to two executives.

♱ pm!jazz and Chuuya finally settled their troublesome rivalry, and some members can't help but wonder how. If only they knew the power of almost witnessing her die on a mission. Her recklessness was not ideal, but it solved their issue. Now, a new dynamic has formed, but nobody will know until it's time.

𝒢𝜚Chuujazz songs ?

MY OH MY – Camila Cabello ft. DaBaby – "A bad reputation, insatiable habits. He was onto me, one look and I couldn't breathe. I said if you kiss me, I might let it happen."

Gangsta – Kehlani – "I need a gangsta to love me better than all the others do. To always forgive me, ride or die with me, that's just what gangsters do."

Meddle About – Chase Atlantic – "But you already got me feeling some type of way. Now, if I could figure it out, I'd take you back to my house so we can meddle about."

[b3llalution]

very small valentine's day starter call because my queen needs some love!

[teojira]

omfg I’m obsessed with ur shadow posts I’ve been checking ur blog every day since the first one, pls pls pls keep writing for him ur the only one out here who totally gets it I luv ur work😭😭

I did my time as a sonic oc girly as a child!! I have art dating back to elementary school of my sonic oc X Shadow and their kids, I forever and always will get it, I wish I could tell younger Teddy that instead of drawing Shadow stuff, now we just write lmfao.

Thank you sm for the nice ask!! It genuinely motivates my ass to write 🙏 I will give the people what they want as long as I can!

[sol-consort]

I have to refund Helldivers 2 :"(

[shmowder]

:(

[mysticarts]

Silly little Nia drawing

So, I remember in the tags @mivant03 saying that Lucio and Wick would keep their relationship secret until someone finds out.

So I asked myself, who would find out first? The answer is Nia

To cut the story on how Nia found out, Carmen was working late so Nia went to Lucio's place (don't ask how she got Lucio's house keys) to stay the night only to find Lucio and Wick.

Would Nia use this as blackmail? Possibly

Would she keep it a secret: if given enough money, sweets, and a whole lot of negotiation, Nia would actively keep it secret to everyone Including Carmen

Nia would be like

"Dang, And Mom had a crush on you to..."

Feel free to ask questions!

[kittygamer2888]

...a lot happened in this story I'm making with my OCs--

[i-merely-jest]

If this has not been asked before, Shadow Milk Cookie, what's your opinions on the other ancient cookies, or possibly your fellow beast cookies?

"Good question! Where's the fun in just telling you though?"

Shadow Milk conveniently had some puppets of some of the mentioned Cookies on hand, as well as available items for a stage and some props. Interestingly, only the Ancient Cookies are present, and not his fellow Beasts.

"Let's start with the most obvious one: White Lily Cookie!" During the process of dragging over the puppet that represented White Lily, one of its arms pops off.

"Oh no, how unfortunate," Shadow Milk muttered sarcastically, before promptly dismembering the rest of the puppet anyways, tossing it to the ground in a fit of anger, and then kicking it away. "It's what that pest DESERVES." The individual parts are lifted up by strings and then vanish. Shadow Milk quickly regained his composure as if nothing happened.

"Anyways, next up is... Golden Cheese Cookie! And oh boy is she a liar! Mostly to herself, as most Cookies are. Denial gets no one anywhere, and being unable to accept the harsh truth must be an unfortunate life to live." His commentary is embellished by a scene with a puppet of Golden Cheese among ruins. "Losing everything she held dear and not being able to come to terms with that reality must have really ruined her, hm?"

"Oh, but what about Hollyberry Cookie? Running away from her problems... now what would that be categorized as? Willful ignorance? Despite knowing that the kingdom would most likely be better with their former queen present, she chooses to give into her thoughts of self doubt and retreat into the wilderness. That doesn't sound very heroic to me!" The setup of the stage becomes more like the Hollyberry Kingdom, albeit with a hastily made puppet of the Red Dragon in its midst. "You'll have to excuse the rushed nature of this particular marionette; I've yet to find more materials."

"Hmmm... and what about Dark Cacao Cookie? How does he lie? What's his vice? Hehehe... oh, he'd HATE to be called anything similar to a liar to his face, I bet! Still... despite his unwillingness to abandon his kingdom, he still managed to let them down. Why is that, hm? There's no use in keeping up strong defenses when that's the only thing you're focused on!" The stage changes again, this time with the Black Citadel. Whatever puppet Shadow Milk had of Dark Cacao wasn't shown directly, but the strings just behind the Citadel itself indicated that it was there. "He kept his subjects in the dark. No one could enter or leave his domain, nor could they even get the tiniest glimpse of him. They were allegedly safe... but at what cost?"

"And now that we've saved the best for last... I have one question... for you." Shadow Milk pushes everything else aside, but keeps the puppet of Pure Vanilla in front of him. It's only slightly worn, as if it'd been in numerous other plays before, whereas the other puppets looked basically new. Must be pretty entertaining for Shadow Milk to continually use it as a reoccurring character in his plots. In fact, he idly messes with it a bit while speaking now.

"What makes you think I'm going to divulge every little thing that I think about when it comes to Pure Vanilla? Surely that's what you were waiting for, riiiiight? Well, sorry to disappoint, but it's not that easy. What a fool you are for deciding to trust my words, anyways! Don'tcha know that those practically mean nothing?"

[poisonousquinzel]

this man is such an insecure little loser like ?? stand up!

time and time again he gets jealous over something She's achieved and hurts her for it. Harley Quinn could bring Gotham to its knees if she really, Really wanted to, he knows that. maybe not at first but I think that's why his degrading comments and such get so fucking vile by the time they're officially over.

She doesn't want to destroy Gotham she just wants to be happy with him but he wants to make it so she genuinely believes she couldn't achieve a fraction of that destruction. that she's nothing without him. that she's not capable of anything aside from being his. being whatever it is he wants or needs and that's it.

He hates the idea of her getting credit for ploys he wants the glory from. he doesn't like seeing her come up with something he wishes he'd thought of first.

I think that's why he also very quickly made sure there was a message for Harley in her cell at the end of Mad Love. She'd proved she could best Batman and he doesn't know what path she'll be taking upon release. sure there's a chance she'd just leave and be rehabilitated, but there's also a chance she stays. She stays and she steals his final grandiose action by killing Batman.

She almost did it and there's a possiblity she'll do it again. He doesn't want that.

[ranpazz]

chujazz right? who is the cook between them?

(also I hope u enjoyed my age lore)

They literally try to fight each other to cook. They're both executives and don't have much time together, but when they both get a rare day off, one wants to cook for the other.

So basically, they take turns. It's split evenly bc they WILL argue over this. Pm!jazz cooks in the morning, neither of them cook in the afternoon, Chuuya cooks at night.

The funny thing is they love each other's cooking but refuse to allow the other to do all the work.

[b3llalution]

starter caller for the one & only queen herself! i will do them most likely tomorrow or the weekend. let me know if you want her heel era or face <3

[sedgewick-gayble]

PLEASE don't get me wrong I love ppl who headcanon rocky as ND but sometimes boys are just weird. Sometimes they're just a little freaky. I think he is just strange in the brain

[meowyoi]

HAPPY BDAY NEO!!!!!

THANKYOU DUCKIE 😭😭‼️