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[shmowder]

Your blog is making me want to replay Patho 2 again... I did play once on the intended difficulty, and then I replayed it afterwards on the easiest settings, doing everything and saving everyone and I'm ngl, that was some of the most fun I've ever had even though it wasn't quite in the spirit of the game haha

The so-called spirit of the game is this senior citizen wirh an overgrown 2000s anime boy haircut who shakes his cane at you sassily when you choose to only swallow a handful of razors as opposed to the razor muckbang the game offers.

I finished the game on the hardest difficulty

This was my first time playing the game ever. I straight up went to the intended difficulty, saved everyone, did everything, and never starved for a single day. I had 20+ Shmowders by the end. I was fully stocked on meat, I was fully stocked on homemade antibiotics and maxed the hospital shift each day.

All of that with only 3 Deaths

WHERE IS MY FUCKING CELEBRATION HUH? WHERE IS MY MEDAL? NO ONE THEW ME A PARTY, NO ONE INVITED BELLA HADID >:( MARK WASN'T IMPRESSED.

Fuck you Mark! ONE OF THOSE DEATHS WAS BULLSHIT YOU DUMB SLUT. YOU SPAWNED A GUY ON TOP OF ME WHILE I WAS PICKING UP HERBS, HOW THE FUCK DID HE ONE SHOT ME WITH FULL HEALTH HUH? YOU WHORE.

What I'm saying is. Look, we both finished the game on complete opposite extremes, yet we're both here. In a pathologic x reader blog on tumblr. We both had fun and shared a good understanding of the plot and characters. That's what matters. Everything else is just people patting themselves on the shoulder. You're the only one who will be impressed with the fact you beat the game flawlessly, and you're the only one who will be bothered by the fact you picked an easier difficulty

Because it's really not that different. To me, I have the kind of autism that makes games like pathologic smoother than water for me, I thrived on the ruthlessness of dark soul and did a no death run in darkest dungeon. But also. I absolutely suck at casual games, I can't play Stardew Valley unless I'm fully cheating, I can't for the life of me beat a single platforming game because I have a slow reaction speed.

Play Pathologic however you want! Ice-pick Joe isn't gonna pop from under your bed at 3am to beat you up with hammers. This is coming from the most tryhard difficulty elitism person there is in games.

Buttttt. I do recommend giving Pathologic classic HD a try. I promise anyone who beat Pathologic 2 on ANY difficultly will cuck tf out of the first game. There is no thirst! The vendors have unlimited money, and you can sell all of your trash to them! THE ECONOMY IS THRIVING I BOUGHT FOOD ON THE DAYS THE PRICES WERE SKYROCKETING BC I COULD AFFORD IT. I would've never financially recovered from buying food in P2 on any day that's not the first one. In P1, I rarely slept because I was deepthroating lemons and snorting coffee beans day and night since I could easily afford the health/hunger penalty.

Meanwhile, in P2, I'd save coffee beans to sell to get enough money to save up for army clothes.

The combat is so forgiving, the houses with good loot aren't the infected ones like in P2 but the burned ones! The AI in that game is so stupid you can trick plague clouds into disappearing if you stand still! You can glitch and jump over fences to take shortcuts through the town! YOU CAN SCAM THAT CUNT ANDREY STAMATIN FOR ENDLESS SHOTGUNS.

Lastly don't forget that 90% of the Pathologic fandom haven't even played any of the games at all. 70% probably never watched a single playthrough either and just video essays instead.

In the steam version of Pathologic 2, Only 10% of players who bought the game have ever reached the end.

10% !!! That's us there! Me and You! It doesn't matter how what matters is that we both did it while 90% of people gave up.

And the situation in the classic game is even more dire tbh-

Only 6% ever opened the game and made it through the first day. Only 3% ever made it to the last day.

So, really good on you for finishing the game! Good on me for finishing the game! WE DID IT! YAY! Someone really should give Bella Hadid a call.

Also, please do yourself a favour and ignore whatever the video essayist says about the difficulty of the games. They're good storytellers for building an interesting narrative to watch, but they're not good at videogames assessment. Each of their reasons is very personalised by their own experience and doesn't necessarily mean other people will struggle with the same issues. Don't listen to anyone who tells you picking an easy difficulty ruins the game either, Pathologic doesn't relay on its brutal gameplay to shine, it can more stand on its own as a narrative story walking game. If anything, it would probably shine better on easier difficulties when you have time to dig for context clues and plot without starvation breathing down your neck. I missed some flavour text quests because I was too stressed about balancing different objectives to do them or pay attention when something important was said.

[sorcerous-caress]

MY 1Y NIECE IS WEARING A PUMPKIN CUSTOM FOR HALLOWEEN MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THE ADORABLENESS SHE'S GONNA BE AN ORANGE BALL-SHAPED PUMPKIN CREATURE AAA

[kittygamer2888]

I had to erase a few images because it reached the limit of images 😭😭

BUT! At least it still makes sense without the extra stuff U_U

Anyways, this is kind of a doodle fanart too--

HH[Hungryhero.exe] belongs to @sonicexelle-junkary !!

Go read it! It is sad but awesome at the same time!

[kidconsky]

[poisonousquinzel]

Harley is so cute in the Gotham Girls comic but jfc the writing around her is so questionable the large part of the time 😭😭

sorry (no I'm not) but actually that feels so damned victim blamey and I resent the nasty ass way comics talk about her mental health problems it's so offensive. Paul D. Storrie im in your closet

like now why the fuck would Ivy or Barbara react this way? Ivy knows her and Barbara is literally a superhero,,, she also knows damn well who Harleen was???? it's kinda like a part of the superhero thing is learning about the enemies you're facing???? "Sure Harley I know" yeah she does know because Harley's fucking right you don't just get hired at ARKHAM what is wrong with the writer of this comic???

AND SHE WASN'T A PHYCOLOGIST !!!!! SHE'S NEVER BEEN A DAMNED PSYCHOLOGIST !!! ITS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THING FROM BEING A PSYCHIATRIST FFS !!!!!!!!

[teojira]

omfg I’m obsessed with ur shadow posts I’ve been checking ur blog every day since the first one, pls pls pls keep writing for him ur the only one out here who totally gets it I luv ur work😭😭

I did my time as a sonic oc girly as a child!! I have art dating back to elementary school of my sonic oc X Shadow and their kids, I forever and always will get it, I wish I could tell younger Teddy that instead of drawing Shadow stuff, now we just write lmfao.

Thank you sm for the nice ask!! It genuinely motivates my ass to write 🙏 I will give the people what they want as long as I can!

[sol-consort]

I have to refund Helldivers 2 :"(

[mysticarts]

Silly little Nia drawing

So, I remember in the tags @mivant03 saying that Lucio and Wick would keep their relationship secret until someone finds out.

So I asked myself, who would find out first? The answer is Nia

To cut the story on how Nia found out, Carmen was working late so Nia went to Lucio's place (don't ask how she got Lucio's house keys) to stay the night only to find Lucio and Wick.

Would Nia use this as blackmail? Possibly

Would she keep it a secret: if given enough money, sweets, and a whole lot of negotiation, Nia would actively keep it secret to everyone Including Carmen

Nia would be like

"Dang, And Mom had a crush on you to..."

Feel free to ask questions!

[b3llalution]

starter caller for the one & only queen herself! i will do them most likely tomorrow or the weekend. let me know if you want her heel era or face <3

[shmowder]

:(

[lovinggreeniehours]

"our paths will cross again," she pulled a melancholy smile to her lips, at odds with her playful tone. "big brother."

adelaide huffed. he couldn't find it in him to say much of anything after that conversation.

"bye." he managed. he wanted to kick himself.

constance stepped closer to him, her delicate hand reaching up and under his horns to pet his head. as she used to do many times before.

"bye."

[kittygamer2888]

...a lot happened in this story I'm making with my OCs--

[meowyoi]

HAPPY BDAY NEO!!!!!

THANKYOU DUCKIE 😭😭‼️

[poisonousquinzel]

this man is such an insecure little loser like ?? stand up!

time and time again he gets jealous over something She's achieved and hurts her for it. Harley Quinn could bring Gotham to its knees if she really, Really wanted to, he knows that. maybe not at first but I think that's why his degrading comments and such get so fucking vile by the time they're officially over.

She doesn't want to destroy Gotham she just wants to be happy with him but he wants to make it so she genuinely believes she couldn't achieve a fraction of that destruction. that she's nothing without him. that she's not capable of anything aside from being his. being whatever it is he wants or needs and that's it.

He hates the idea of her getting credit for ploys he wants the glory from. he doesn't like seeing her come up with something he wishes he'd thought of first.

I think that's why he also very quickly made sure there was a message for Harley in her cell at the end of Mad Love. She'd proved she could best Batman and he doesn't know what path she'll be taking upon release. sure there's a chance she'd just leave and be rehabilitated, but there's also a chance she stays. She stays and she steals his final grandiose action by killing Batman.

She almost did it and there's a possiblity she'll do it again. He doesn't want that.

[condemned-to-eternity]

*As soon as the door is opened, Loaf slips through and starts circling around Whole's feet*

Yeah, I know... Sorry, mate...

*Whole slides to the ground, his legs barely able to hold him up. He can hardly hear the concerned clucking coming from the chicken. All he can do is offer shaky pets until Loaf calms down, which helps with his own stress more than anything*

[sedgewick-gayble]

PLEASE don't get me wrong I love ppl who headcanon rocky as ND but sometimes boys are just weird. Sometimes they're just a little freaky. I think he is just strange in the brain