#incorrect-overwatch

[trustymikh]

incorrect quotes I've saved but it's talon members

[orisadeservesbetter]

[teaaagan]

Love Letter

Y/N: i got an anonymous love letter from Sloan (Venture)

Kiriko: that’s gre-wait... what?! How is it anonymous if-

Y/N: there was a title that said “Anonymous Love Letter To Y/N” And then... they signed they name at the bottom.

Kiriko: marry them

[rm14hitman]

Talon groupchat

Reaper : Who the fuck added me to this fucking groupchat ?

Sombra : >:0 language

Sigma : Yeah watch your fucking language

Doomfist : Ok who taught de Kuiper the fuck word ?!

Widowmaker : "The fuck word"...

Moira : Are you all stupid ? You people use the f word all the time

Sombra : Dios mio, they censored it

Reaper : Say fuck, Moira

Sombra : Do it, doc, say fuck

[cassidysboots]

Cassidy: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Cassidy: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Cassidy: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Ashe: Fucking finally

[dawnthefox24]

*Lifeweaver and Hanzo both trying to go out and have fun only to realise that Baptiste and Cole will want to join them* Lifeweaver: We need to distract our boyfriends. Hanzo: Leave it to me. Hanzo:*walks over to where Baptiste and Cole are* Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Baptiste & Cole : *immediately begin arguing*

[sleeplessdreamer14]

(Name): Jamison, you’ll eat anything.

Junkrat: What? I won’t eat anythin’, I’m pretty discerning.

(Name): (holding small piece of something) Eat this.

Junkrat: (immediately takes it and eats it) Wot was that?

(Name): (holds up a sponge with a small chunk missing)

Junkrat: Don’t feed a guy a sponge, (Nickname)!

(Name): (chuckling) You-

Junkrat: Don’t feed a guy a sponge!

(Name): You put it in your mouth, Jamie!

Junkrat: Ughh!

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Overwatch Incorrect Quote

Y/N:And you are?

Blackwatch Era Genji:A cyborg ninja.

Y/N:Cyborg ninja, what the shit! That's the coolest thing ever!

Y/N:So what, you're like his sidekick?

Gabriel:No, trainee.

Genji:Can we go?

Y/N, mocking:Look I'm a handsome tortured soul, I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences!

Y/N:So what's it gonna be, huh? Long sullen silence, or mean comment? Go on.

Genji:...

Genji:You got me in a box here.

Y/N:AHA!

[bardsexlovers]

Genji : “I dare you to kiss the first person who walks in the room.”

Cassidy : “I'm not kissing any-”

Hanzo walking in : “Hello Cassidy, Genji”

Cassidy standing up : “Well, a dare's a dare”

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: You better keep up. This isn't a daycare. Robin!Dick: Kids can surprise you. Bruce: Then I better not be disappointed. Dick: Kids also disappoint you.

[whackacole3]

[tricksterlatte]

Lifeweaver: Well, Satya, how do I look?

Symmetra, trying to use gay slang she knows he would appreciate: This outfit makes you look like a cunt.

[orisadeservesbetter]

[teaaagan]

Attention

Mauga: You've been giving Y/N a lot of attention lately

Venture: They was injured in a mission! Of course I'd give they attention

Mauga: I was injured in that mission too

Venture, glaring: Then you should go to check it with Mercy

[white-honey-jar]

Genji, before he had any respect for Zenyatta when they first met: Do omnics fuck?

Zenyatta, the poker face master and an absolute smartass: Wanna find out?

[cassidysboots]

Cassidy: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. Hanzo: You always act stupid. Hanzo: Hanzo: Wait…