Lan Wangji: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Wei Wuxian, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
A-Yuan, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: Because he has little hands.
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not wei wuxian saying “it’s, uh, normal for men to do stuff like this once in a while” immediately after like ????
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Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan is stunning. If he bent me over a desk and plowed me, I would probably really enjoy myself.
Wei Wuxian: No homo though.
Jiang Cheng: How powerful does your stupid ass think "no homo" is?
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Wei Wuxian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Lan Wangji: I wake up at 5am
Wei Wuxian:
Wei Wuxian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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wei wuxian: *appears with a screeching murder of crows, creepy black tendrils sprouting out of his body, glowing red eyes and a corpse-summoning hell flute*
lan wangji: move in with me
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Wei Wuxian: [writing in his diary with a glitter pink gel pen] I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters The gods are dead. There's blood on my hands.
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we Stan a supportive husband
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Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan! Our son is giving me /such/ an attitude right now!
Lan Wangji: *comes into the tea room to see WWX and LSZ at the table* Hm? 😐
Lan Sizhui: 0.0 *big eyes and pouting because he’s literally not doing anything wrong* ??? 🥺
Lan Wangji: *turns to WWX* Hm? 🤔
Wei Wuxian: *picks up an annoyed looking rabbit from the floor* Look at this little monster, he’s thumping his legs at me because I won’t give him my food! This is human food! It’s cooked!
Lan Sizhui: *giggling* 🤭
Lan Wangji: *soft eyes of love and affectionate blinks* Mm. 🥰 Entitled.
Bunny: *angry thump at WWX as soon as he’s set down* 😡🐰
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Wei Wuxian: What's your type?
Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.
Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.
Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?
Wei Wuxian: Yes.
Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.
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