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Lan Wangji: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Wei Wuxian, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
A-Yuan, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: Because he has little hands.
#mdzs#the untamed#wangxian#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan wangji#lan zhan#lan sizhui#incorrect mdzs quotes#wen yuan
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#(:#I’m having too much fun#the untamed text posts#the untamed#wangxian#wwx#lwj#wei wuxian#lan wangji#lan zhan x wei ying#lan zhan#wei ying#nie huaisang#cql#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#mdzs shitposting#shitpost#incorrect quotes#mdzs incorrect quotes#<3#grand master of demonic cultivation
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not wei wuxian saying “it’s, uh, normal for men to do stuff like this once in a while” immediately after like ????
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#changing my patterns by posting one of these after I failed a final 😭👍#the way he immediatly clocked wwx always cracks me up sorry#mdzs#incorrect mdzs#mo dao zu shi#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#selfpost
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Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan is stunning. If he bent me over a desk and plowed me, I would probably really enjoy myself.
Wei Wuxian: No homo though.
Jiang Cheng: How powerful does your stupid ass think "no homo" is?
#mdzs#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#cql#mxtx#incorrect quotes#incorrect mdzs#incorrect cql#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#wangxian
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The Jiang siblings come to an unfortunate realization
#The Untamed#Jiang Yanli#Jiang Cheng#Wei Wuxian in spirit#Cql#incorrect cql#Incorrect quotes#Mdzs#Twi's stuff
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Good morning, Sleepyhead.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#'WWX was asleep for 4 days' is an incorrect factoid.#The average WWX sleeps for 8 hours. The PD-MDZS WWX who was asleep for 40 comics and 4 months is an outlier.#We are back to present day! I have missed drawing them!#Ah...the contrast between how the flashback ended (cold and distrustful) to how wwx wakes up (warm and watched over)...#The gap between the past and present is very important. Not just in this story but in our lives too.#The past can still hurt and it doesn't just go away with time as some say. It is the power of realizing that things have changed.#We can't get the good back. The bad memories have concluded. Those live somewhere else now.#It is hard to realize that you have to live for today and tomorrow. The past is so loud.#For WWX it is realizing that despite the mistrust in the past - He really does have faith that LWJ will be there for him.#It is the reflection of knowing that you changed and will keep changing and that change is good and kind sometimes.#But more importantly...and this I really do mean with all my heart:#It will all end up okay in the end. Even after the worst day. The most painful losses. You will get through it.#What feels like a breaking point is truthfully just another step you have to take. You'll get through it even though it feels like the end.#There are wonderful things you have yet to see. Friends you have yet to meet.#Even if it hurts so badly...one day it just aches. Someday you'll go a few weeks not remembering that it ever hurt.#Oh and because my izutsumi comic revealed many people were in need of hearing this:#You are loved. Right now. You are so loved right now. We just forget to tell each other that.#Go tell the people you love that they matter to you. I'm assigning you homework!!! You are graded on completion.
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One morning in the Wangxian household:
Wei Wuxian: And where do you think you're going?
Lan Sizhui: Out with Jingyi...
Wei Wuxian: Okay! Use protection!
Lan Sizhui *blushing*: I'm sixteen!
Wei Wuxian: Yeah, and I'm thirty-two. *Winks at an also blushing Lan Wangji*
Lan Sizhui, running out the door: I'm also adopted!!!
Wei Wuxian: I BIRTHED YOU MYSELF
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(Insp.)
#the untamed#cql#lan wangji#lan zhan#wei wuxian#wei ying#wangxian#mdzs#incorrect mdzs quotes#incorrect quotes#jiang cheng#jiang wanyin
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So relatable!! 😂🥲💔
#hanguang jun#jiang cheng#jiang wanyin#lan huan#lan jingyi#lan shizui#lan wangji#lan xichen#lan yuan#lan zhan#yiling laozu#yiling patriarch#cql wei wuxian#wei wuxian#wei ying#chen qing ling#cql#the untamed#incorrect cql#cql meme#mo dao zu shi#mxtx mdzs#incorrect mdzs#mdzs meme#mdzs
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Wei Wuxian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Lan Wangji: I wake up at 5am Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
#mdzs#the untamed#wangxian#lan wangji#wei wuxian#incorrect mdzs#incorrect quotes#mdzs incorrect quotes#cql#incorrect cql
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Lan Wangji: I cut my finger.
Wei Wuxian: Oh no! Do you want me to kiss it better?
Lan Wangji: Does that work?
Wei Wuxian: Well, Shijie do it for me and it always makes me feel better
Lan Wangji: And you will do that for any other injuries I might acquire?
Wei Wuxian: Uh, sure!
*later*
Lan Wangji: I need you to punch me in the mouth
Jiang Cheng, immediately getting up: Finally
#mdzs#the untamed#wangxian#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan wangji#lan zhan#incorrect mdzs quotes#jiang cheng
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Ep. 47
#is this not what happened#im sick w strep memes will cure all my ills right???#save me mdzs#sorry bout the quality im sick forgive me 😭#shitpost#the untamed#cql#the untamed text posts#mdzs incorrect quotes#the untamed incorrect quotes#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#su she#wei wuxian#lan zhan#lan wangji#wangxian#Wei ying#lwj#wwx#lmao#mdzs shitposting#mdzs text posts#grandmaster of demonic cultivation
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we Stan a supportive husband
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Wei Wuxian: We should get married.
Lan Wangji: We’ve been dating for less than a month.
Wei Wuxian: And I think I've shown incredible restraint waiting this long.
#source: unknown#incorrect quotes#incorrect mdzs#mdzs#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wangxian#LWJ: *already dragging him to a temple*
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Wei Wuxian: What's your type?
Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.
Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.
Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?
Wei Wuxian: Yes.
Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.
#after that he immediately recommmends mianmian to lwj#mdzs#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#cql#mxtx#incorrect quotes#incorrect mdzs#incorrect cql#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wangxian#source: tiktok
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