#incorrect triples

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Dahyun: How's the sexiest person here~?

Nakyoung: I don't know, how are y-?

Dahyun, flustered: I-

Xinyu, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Bruce: Who the fuck added me to a group chat?

Alfred: Language, Master Bruce.

Dick: Yea! Watch your fuckin language!

Jason: Ok, who taught Dick the fuck word?

Stephanie: ‘The fuck word’.

Tim: You guys say the f word all the time..

Dick: Oh, my god, he censored it.

Stephanie: Say fuck, Tim.

Jason: Do it, Replacement. Say fuck.

[gutiuniverse]

Twilight: What did Hyrule and Wild do? Warriors: Well, I told them that they weren't allowed to see Legend because he was still recovering from the last fight, and the only way they could stay in the infirmary was if they were injured. Twilight: And? Warriors: So they punched each other in the face and told me they were injured. Twilight: … Warriors: … Time: … Time: Well, I must admire their dedication.

[fungal-rot]

saw that tweet awhile back and immediately thought of these two dumbasses (affectionate)

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Rose: Saw lesbian +30 hp

June: Saw lesbian +30 hp

Dove: saw Trans girl +30 hp

Feferi: Saw aroace flag +30 hp

Jake: Saw drag show +100 hp 

Dirk: deeply misunderstood this

Kanaya: Also Deeply Misunderstood This

[galaxyofjedi]

Re reading republic commando I love this man so much he knows his brothers so well 😭😭😭

[aquafire2008]

Ravio: Your smile looks forced. Legend: That’s because it is.

Legend: Kill him. Wild: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.

*The Chain is having dinner together* Wild: Hyrule, can you pass the salt? Hyrule: *Throws Legend across the table*

Wild: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Legend: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Hyrule isn’t.

Thought I'd return the favor to you!

Ok, but the pass the salt is accurate. Thank you so much!

[theprodigypenguin]

Modern AU

Dragon: It's a bit of a drive, do you think you three can behave?

Luffy: Only if we can stop at McDonald's.

Dragon: Fine. Ace?

Ace: I don't care.

Dragon: Fine. Sabo?

Sabo: Can I have the AUX?

Dragon: I don't know what that is.

Sabo: No worries. I found this awesome song the other night, I'm gonna put it on repeat the whole drive!

Sabo: *puts on caramelldansen*

Dragon:

[breannasfluff]

So, um.... I was just watching Friends.... LU Modern AU

Time: Hello people who do not live here. Legend, Hyrule, and Wild, not looking up: Hey. Time: I gave you a key for emergencies. Hyrule, finally looking up: We were out of Doritos.

- Moon Anon

Triple threat coded 😂

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Someone: How many kids do you have?

Seoyeon: Biologically, legally, or emotionally?

[obliviousariies2007]

Incorrect quotes 😐 (ft. Triple come cup trio)

[incorrectplanet]

zhang hao: *sneezes*

sung hanbin: bless you

hao: i’m already blessed every minute i spend with you

hanbin: hao

hao: hanbin

hoetaek: hoetaek

[jubileesstuff]

I'm currently reading Wrath of the triple goddess, and since when is Grover a nightclub guy? However Grover in Berlin makes sense to me.

[ultimate-guardian]

Trip, on her phone: Oh, it's my brother!

Amy: *Gasp* Did he get me the stuff?

Trip: Yeah, he got you the clown costume, power drill, & 12 gallons of blood.

Amy: Wow, where did he find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Trip: You wanted fake blood?

Amy:

Trip: I'll go call my brother.....

[incorrectwwfquotes]

hunter: shawn this is serious

shawn: babadubedaedub

hunter: SHAWN PLEASE

shawn: dabedubibaedob

[incorrect-star-allies]

Dark Meta Knight: You know what I learned from my friendship with Daroach and Adeleine and Ribbon?

Magolor: There’s no such thing as too mean?

Taranza: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?

Susie: Always hold a grudge?