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[someonehugratchet]

Optimus: I’m so happy for you and Wheeljack, you’ll be having the first sparklings of the new world. Not since the war have we had new cybertronian born-

Ratchet, knowing full well he’s about to rebirth the Dinobots: so, just theoretically here, if my sparklings are, oh let’s say, another species how would you react?

Optimus: …

Optimus: how…?

Optimus, looking at Wheeljack: what did you do?!

[rcaotic]

Some Transformers prime memes I made with a friend @forreal-forreal42 enjoy

(Spoilers...kinda)

[unicornblossom13]

Ratchet [pointing at photos of Megatron and Starscream]: These are homicidal maniacs.

[Optimus and Jetfire raise their hands]

Ratchet: No, you may not date them.

[They lower their hands]

[aceofhearts25]

Guys, I found a silly incorrect quote prompt. 😭 Originally made by @apples4wce btw

Y/N: *Lying on a bed, sick with a cold*

Optimus, bringing cold medicine: You took one pill this morning, right? Well, you can take one more now that it's the evening, Little One.

Y/N: I can take as many as I want!?

Optimus: No, that is not what i said-

Y/N: HAND THOSE OVER-

Optimus: No-

Y/N: I WANNA FEEL THE FIFTH DIMENSION. I WANNA SEE SOUND. I WANNA HEAR COLOR.

Optimus: nO-

Every other autobot: *Shocked Pikachu face*

[transfrmrs]

Ratchet: Megatron's optics are blue, right? Orion Pax: They're red, with hints of yellow when the light hits just right. Ratchet: And when was the last time he smiled? Orion Pax: Last night at 2:03 AM. Ratchet: Right. And when is my creation day? Orion Pax: Ratchet: When is my creation day, Orion?

[cyber-streak-2]

Starscream: Damn, I screwed up again.

Knockout, narrating: He said, with surprise in his voice, for some reason.

[raileurta]

Aaaaah yes my favorite dynamic in transformers, the giant gentle-ish bot and their vicious little human who would kill for their family.

[sweetpeaches666]

(Starscream, Knock Out, and Breakdown finds out that Megatron dated Optimus.)

Knock Out: Was it before or after he became a Prime?

Starscream: You dated Optimus?!

Megatron: Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?

Breakdown: Hello, it's Optimus Prime.

Knock Out: It's you.

Starscream: I just... Is he blind? Suffering some form of brain damage?

Megatron: Okay, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don pry into your stupid, personal lives.

Starscram, Knock Out, and Breakdown: You do that all the time!!

[tweeapis]

I’ve got problems

[i-am-confused-always]

B127 : *runs into Optimus room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!

Optimus: *wakes up* Dude!

B127: *cackles*

D16: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Optimus* What the fuck, Bee?

B127: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-q

[someonehugratchet]

Ratchet: I do not like the humans!

Acree: oh no, one of the kids got hurt!

Ratchet: IS RAF OKAY?!

[nevis-the-skeleton]

Nothing is OK in this team XD

[bellamby]

"Angel and Devil on your shoulder" concept, but it's just different continuities of Optimus Prime

Me: "Aww, this guy cut in front of me at McDonalds"

TFP Op: "Sometimes, we must rise above ourselves for the great-"

Bayverse Op: "Have you considered ✨️murder✨️?"

[unicornblossom13]

Starscream: You’re mad at me.

Jetfire: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

Starscream: Oh, come on! Everyone knows that’s worse!

[aceofhearts25]

D-16, being dragged by the arm by Orion at the Cybertronian equivalent of 4 AM: Where are we running to, again???

Cybertronian Y/N, following tiredly behind: Orion, I’m with D-16, I’m tired as frag-

Orion, pushing aside various plants: Trust me guys, it’ll be worth it… and look! *Dramatically leads them in a clearing… with a breathtaking view of Iacon*

D-16 and Cybertronian Y/N, optics wide, intake dropping open: Worth it.

Orion: *Happy boi*

Wanted to do something wholesome because I love them... 💖

Love this movie so much. Watched so many times, the theater workers remember me- 💀

[magpiecrust]

Shockwave, upgrading Megatron: Now, most sparks couldn’t withstand this voltage, but i’m fairly certain your spark… Shockwave: *performs counter-shock, Megatron’s spark explodes* Megatron: What was that noise? Shockwave, hiding exploded spark: The sound of progress, my liege.