#incorrect tfp

[transfrmrs]

Orion Pax: So are you okay with Megatronus and I dating? Ratchet, calmly: Before I answer, I want you to know I'm saying this as a concerned friend. Ratchet: NO, ORION, WHAT THE FUCK?? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR PRIMUS-DAMNED MIND?? Orion Pax: That went better than expected

[raileurta]

Soundwave: I'm proud to identify as a gremlinsexual. I'm attracted to little shits and little shits exclusively.

Soundwave: Starscream told me he wanted to overthrow megatron and now I recharge thinking of kissing him under the moonlight.

[someonehugratchet]

Optimus: I’m so happy for you and Wheeljack, you’ll be having the first sparklings of the new world. Not since the war have we had new cybertronian born-

Ratchet, knowing full well he’s about to rebirth the Dinobots: so, just theoretically here, if my sparklings are, oh let’s say, another species how would you react?

Optimus: …

Optimus: how…?

Optimus, looking at Wheeljack: what did you do?!

[rcaotic]

Some Transformers prime memes I made with a friend @forreal-forreal42 enjoy

(Spoilers...kinda)

[unicornblossom13]

Ratchet [pointing at photos of Megatron and Starscream]: These are homicidal maniacs.

[Optimus and Jetfire raise their hands]

Ratchet: No, you may not date them.

[They lower their hands]

[bellamby]

"Angel and Devil on your shoulder" concept, but it's just different continuities of Optimus Prime

Me: "Aww, this guy cut in front of me at McDonalds"

TFP Op: "Sometimes, we must rise above ourselves for the great-"

Bayverse Op: "Have you considered ✨️murder✨️?"

[name-is-tired]

That one meme video but Starscream multiverse

Therapist(Rung I guess): "Fine, your all without (loving) fathers alright."

SG Starscream: "I'm not. I fucking love my dad (Megatron)."

Qué montage of Megatron being careful and caring to Starscream and making sure he's alright and overall having fun.

SG Starscream: "My dad's fucking awesome 😎."

Other Starscream's: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"

[ultimatecharbeefan]

How the Orion Pax arc would’ve went if Elita One was in TFP

Knockout: not to offend you or anything, my lord but why didn’t you take Prime when you had the chance? He had no memories except of which when you two were friends. It would’ve been a smart move.

Megatron: because if Elita learned I kidnapped her conjunx she would’ve burned down this entire ship and have our helms on spikes.

[transfrmrs]

Ratchet: Megatron's optics are blue, right? Orion Pax: They're red, with hints of yellow when the light hits just right. Ratchet: And when was the last time he smiled? Orion Pax: Last night at 2:03 AM. Ratchet: Right. And when is my creation day? Orion Pax: Ratchet: When is my creation day, Orion?

[raileurta]

Aaaaah yes my favorite dynamic in transformers, the giant gentle-ish bot and their vicious little human who would kill for their family.

[someonehugratchet]

Ratchet: I do not like the humans!

Acree: oh no, one of the kids got hurt!

Ratchet: IS RAF OKAY?!

[cyber-streak-2]

Starscream: Damn, I screwed up again.

Knockout, narrating: He said, with surprise in his voice, for some reason.

[sweetpeaches666]

(Starscream, Knock Out, and Breakdown finds out that Megatron dated Optimus.)

Knock Out: Was it before or after he became a Prime?

Starscream: You dated Optimus?!

Megatron: Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?

Breakdown: Hello, it's Optimus Prime.

Knock Out: It's you.

Starscream: I just... Is he blind? Suffering some form of brain damage?

Megatron: Okay, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don pry into your stupid, personal lives.

Starscram, Knock Out, and Breakdown: You do that all the time!!

[tweeapis]

I’ve got problems

[unicornblossom13]

Optimus: Do you want to cuddle?

Megatron: I am a millennium old gladiator, turned Decepticon warlord, who has killed thousands.

Optimus: So yes?

Megatron: Yes, please.

[i-am-confused-always]

Bumblebee: Apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling is actually “severe psychological distress”