#ratchet x wheeljack

[energon-depo]

Know the work rules! specifically ratchet's rules

[tweeapis]

Lab accidents

[chronossss]

[someonehugratchet]

Things I would say to TFP characters that would probably confuse them:

Optimus:

• big dumb blue bitch

• how were you a librarian yet you can’t get people to be quiet

• pulling all the hoes with that autism rizz, hey big guy?

• single dad

• Have you ever been fragged from both ends at once?

• pookie smookie bear

• magnificent blue bitch

• you’re shaped like a friend

• Is your spark secretly a cat?

Ratchet:

• Nurse Ratched

• Cuckoo

• Can you step on me but like not kill me?

• actually you can kill me

• I’m going to bite you on the face

• handsome

• Transformers can get pregnant right? Would you like me to try get you-

• Big Boy

• Pretty Boy

• I want to show you Hacksaw Ridge but I think you’ll cry and I Optimus would get mad at me

• toots

• heya sugar tits

• what would you do if I swallowed a coin

• what would you do if I throw up blood a week ago and didn’t tell anyone

Arcee:

• Sis

• Shadowheart wannabe

• “Hello Darkness My Old Friend~”

• Sonic The Hedgehog

• baddy with an addy

• I wanna chew on your legs is that weird

• girly pops

• girl you should get your nails did

Bulkhead:

• You have a squishy kind of vibe about you

• bubba

• bulky boy

• you are a sweet potato and I will not elaborate

• mean green mother from out of space!

• just a little guy

• a sweet baby

• I’m adopting you as my brother sorry about it

Wheeljack:

• slut

• sorry

• pleasure bot

• ARE YOU ITALIAN OR SPANISH I DONT KNOW?

• is being in a jet like being inside another bot to you or…?

• did you bite as a sparkling?

• have you heard of One Direction?

• they totally did break up

• …

• like the wreckers-

• pookie

• Lone Ranger behaviour

Bee:

• MY SON

• a wittle baby

• with knives

• Scout’s Honour!

• your puppy dog eyes could save the war I’m so serious right now

• bumble baby

• honey bee

• honey pie

• cutie pie

• I would commit so many war crimes for you

• starch that I will like right now don’t even test me

Smoke Screen:

• swiper no swiping

• twin~ where have you been~?

• have you considered war crimes?

• sparkly boy

• stoner screen

• vape screen

• Vapor screen

• shiny baby

• I have… another child?

• problem child

[dividingcosmos]

Reaching out if anyone has any fic recs for the following ships !! (Completed, preferably!)

Jazzprowl

Dratchet / Dratchrod is okay too !

Jazzwave

Megop

Other things I can also ask for would be KOBD, Ratchet x Wheeljack, and Optiratch

Askbox / Replies / Quote reblogs are appreciated 💥💥‼️

[cryerrscar1et]

bye bye

[yorkieporkie]

question for your cute wheelratch fic, how would ratchet look after his idiot husband who overworked himself into a coma at his desk

He was definitely thoroughly fragged but survived. Instead of working until he is in a coma. He gets fragged by his crazy husband until he’s in a coma.

[viinee]

I haven't drawn robots kissing in a while

[tftessa]

It was just a dream... or was it? 😎

[fpovyyy]

based off of this WheelRatch fanfic I reread

this fanfic was so amazing. I loved every second of it, and I still do.

[flilisskywalker]

Wheeljack: I had an idea. Ratchet: Those are the words I fear the most.

[yayasvalveplay]

you know what would be funny with the whole multiverse fuck your partner thingy we had going on?

imagine in different universes they had different partners. It makes sense, as different places don't have the same circumstances. (besides for megop and mayhaps jazzprowl)

like, tfp/rb bee has blades! they are very much in love. TFA bee obviously has his insane wife. while IDW bee is low-key with starscream (don't ask, they don't know either) basically all bumblebee's kind of have a thing for flyers

or idw Prowl coming in with the constructicons (also with his jazz they all fuck 🤷)

also the other Bulkhead's, who have never thought about fucking Soundwave before.

ofc the ratchets still all have their drifts/deadlocks

so how would that work???

You know what that would make it even funnier. I can see for G1 Ratchet his parner would be Wheeljack, and so seeing this religious/ feral mech, but also maybe a silly goose(IDW Rodimus) with all the other Ratchets. And he's just a bot that likes to exsplode things. IDW Prowl coming in with Jazz and the the constructicons like a girlboss. Everyone is intimidated by by them. There is still the rule everyone has to fuck everyone, even when not everyone has the same lover/ multiple lovers/ no lovers.

[tweeapis]

Move over Wheeljack it’s my turn

[welcometomybraincomics]

I would like to present the convoluted family tree of my ship favorites which I laugh over every time I remember it bc this was specifically made to imagine them all interacting with eachother

So please, imagine with me a world in which all of these ships exist simultaniously (somehow) and they have to organize family holiday gatherings - Prowl x Mesothulas/Tarantulas - Prowl × Constructicons - Prowl x Jazz - Jazz x Soundwave - Soundwave x Shockwave - Shockwave x Blurr - Soundwave x Hot Rod/Rodimus - Rodimus x Deadlock/Drift - Deadlock/Drift x Ratchet - Ratchet x Wheeljack [Sound-Mega amica connection, Ratchet-Op amica connection] - Megatron x Optimus [Op Mentor to Bee] - Bumblebee × Starscream - Starscream × Sky Fire - Bumblebee × Blitzwing [jgkskkf he absolutely cannot cohabitate with Screamer]

They're ship-in-laws!

[someonehugratchet]

Optimus: I’m so happy for you and Wheeljack, you’ll be having the first sparklings of the new world. Not since the war have we had new cybertronian born-

Ratchet, knowing full well he’s about to rebirth the Dinobots: so, just theoretically here, if my sparklings are, oh let’s say, another species how would you react?

Optimus: …

Optimus: how…?

Optimus, looking at Wheeljack: what did you do?!

[dizzeeworld]

(Open the image for better quality)

Old stuff that I did when I first joined the transformers fandom. So first of all Longarm prime is hot second of all Longarm prime is ho-

Anyways

I present you some of my human designs. I picture Wheeljack more as a cowboy than a samurai at least the tfp version.

My oc that I haven't touched since the day of their birth :D #amazing parent

Everything looks different bc of the time difference and bc i improved. Rachet and Wheeljack were first and Bumblebee and Blurr were the last so I hope you actually can see me improving over time .

Anyways,much love !