#ratchet x wheeljack

[tweeapis]

He’s a professional

[someonehugratchet]

Optimus: I’m so happy for you and Wheeljack, you’ll be having the first sparklings of the new world. Not since the war have we had new cybertronian born-

Ratchet, knowing full well he’s about to rebirth the Dinobots: so, just theoretically here, if my sparklings are, oh let’s say, another species how would you react?

Optimus: …

Optimus: how…?

Optimus, looking at Wheeljack: what did you do?!

[dividingcosmos]

Reaching out if anyone has any fic recs for the following ships !! (Completed, preferably!)

Jazzprowl

Dratchet / Dratchrod is okay too !

Jazzwave

Megop

Other things I can also ask for would be KOBD, Ratchet x Wheeljack, and Optiratch

Askbox / Replies / Quote reblogs are appreciated 💥💥‼️

[chronossss]

[tftessa]

It was just a dream... or was it? 😎

[fpovyyy]

based off of this WheelRatch fanfic I reread

this fanfic was so amazing. I loved every second of it, and I still do.

[flilisskywalker]

Wheeljack: I had an idea. Ratchet: Those are the words I fear the most.

[welcometomybraincomics]

I would like to present the convoluted family tree of my ship favorites which I laugh over every time I remember it bc this was specifically made to imagine them all interacting with eachother

So please, imagine with me a world in which all of these ships exist simultaniously (somehow) and they have to organize family holiday gatherings - Prowl x Mesothulas/Tarantulas - Prowl × Constructicons - Prowl x Jazz - Jazz x Soundwave - Soundwave x Shockwave - Shockwave x Blurr - Soundwave x Hot Rod/Rodimus - Rodimus x Deadlock/Drift - Deadlock/Drift x Ratchet - Ratchet x Wheeljack [Sound-Mega amica connection, Ratchet-Op amica connection] - Megatron x Optimus [Op Mentor to Bee] - Bumblebee × Starscream - Starscream × Sky Fire - Bumblebee × Blitzwing [jgkskkf he absolutely cannot cohabitate with Screamer]

They're ship-in-laws!

[dizzeeworld]

(Open the image for better quality)

Old stuff that I did when I first joined the transformers fandom. So first of all Longarm prime is hot second of all Longarm prime is ho-

Anyways

I present you some of my human designs. I picture Wheeljack more as a cowboy than a samurai at least the tfp version.

My oc that I haven't touched since the day of their birth :D #amazing parent

Everything looks different bc of the time difference and bc i improved. Rachet and Wheeljack were first and Bumblebee and Blurr were the last so I hope you actually can see me improving over time .

Anyways,much love !

[riceseasoning]

最近の推しカプです

[anonymousbeeblurr]

I remember those lines... I'll never get them out of my head... ratchet sunshine... hahaha

I love that episode where Ratchet gets worried about our dear Daredevil >:]

My ratchet is better than before

[tweeapis]

Lab accidents

[someonehugratchet]

Things I would say to TFP characters that would probably confuse them:

Optimus:

• big dumb blue bitch

• how were you a librarian yet you can’t get people to be quiet

• pulling all the hoes with that autism rizz, hey big guy?

• single dad

• Have you ever been fragged from both ends at once?

• pookie smookie bear

• magnificent blue bitch

• you’re shaped like a friend

• Is your spark secretly a cat?

Ratchet:

• Nurse Ratched

• Cuckoo

• Can you step on me but like not kill me?

• actually you can kill me

• I’m going to bite you on the face

• handsome

• Transformers can get pregnant right? Would you like me to try get you-

• Big Boy

• Pretty Boy

• I want to show you Hacksaw Ridge but I think you’ll cry and I Optimus would get mad at me

• toots

• heya sugar tits

• what would you do if I swallowed a coin

• what would you do if I throw up blood a week ago and didn’t tell anyone

Arcee:

• Sis

• Shadowheart wannabe

• “Hello Darkness My Old Friend~”

• Sonic The Hedgehog

• baddy with an addy

• I wanna chew on your legs is that weird

• girly pops

• girl you should get your nails did

Bulkhead:

• You have a squishy kind of vibe about you

• bubba

• bulky boy

• you are a sweet potato and I will not elaborate

• mean green mother from out of space!

• just a little guy

• a sweet baby

• I’m adopting you as my brother sorry about it

Wheeljack:

• slut

• sorry

• pleasure bot

• ARE YOU ITALIAN OR SPANISH I DONT KNOW?

• is being in a jet like being inside another bot to you or…?

• did you bite as a sparkling?

• have you heard of One Direction?

• they totally did break up

• …

• like the wreckers-

• pookie

• Lone Ranger behaviour

Bee:

• MY SON

• a wittle baby

• with knives

• Scout’s Honour!

• your puppy dog eyes could save the war I’m so serious right now

• bumble baby

• honey bee

• honey pie

• cutie pie

• I would commit so many war crimes for you

• starch that I will like right now don’t even test me

Smoke Screen:

• swiper no swiping

• twin~ where have you been~?

• have you considered war crimes?

• sparkly boy

• stoner screen

• vape screen

• Vapor screen

• shiny baby

• I have… another child?

• problem child

[karinadele]

I come back from Chinese transformers hell.

Little blurb on their Chinese ship name

千斤顶 is Wheeljack's name; Qiān Jīn Dǐng Literal translation: Hosting jack/Jack

救护车 is Ratchet's name; Jiù Hù Chē Literal translation: ambulance (lmao)

Ship name is: 千救, just the first two characters. What the dual meaning of it is, when translated, it means "Thousand Save" (Saved/saving whatever, its a verb)

There is also a phrase in Chinese 千旧万旧 literal tl; Thousand old friend/friendship (noun) past/old (adjective) Ten thousand old friendship.

More accurately would be; (Even though the past events/items/relationship/whatever, have long gone, it will still be extremely precious. Hence tens of thousands of old memories to cling onto)

It's pronounced: Qiān Jiù Wàn Jiù, the first two characters having the same pronunciation as the ship name. Just written in different characters.

Random thoughts but huuuee the old fucking bots im hshdhwhdhahshshxhabhhhnn

The thousand saved idiots with everlasting memories im--

[healix17]

I need y'all to request some Transformers fanfictions to me in the ask me anything button, because I think I'm ready for requests.

Don't mean to be picky, but here's the rules or what ever the slag y'all call them.

1. Ships allowed:

MegOp (specifically Bayverse, that doesn't mean I won't do stuff like Tfp, Tfa and others)

BlitzBee (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠).

Cliffcee (Arcee x Cliffjumper)

Cygate (Cyclonus x Tailgate)

Ratchet x WheelJack /Drift

SoundWave x Soundwave/Megatron

Starscream x Windblade

*Sighs* Arachnid x Hardshell

KOBD [Knockout x BreakDown (If y'all want, you all can add Wildbreak)]

Tarn x Nickel

If y'all want then suggest some other ships in the comments.

And I only allow like seduction and mild mature scrap. Because if I right smut it'll be like "They kiss and fucked and fell asleep."

And I just realised human x transformers ship exist 😭. Nooooo!!!!!

And I think that's pretty much everything.

[ang3lv0mit333]

My transformers if they where just middle aged normal people, au

Optimus: Age: 45 Optimus is an ex military veteran where he met Megaton. Both of them had a friendly rivalry till Megaton and him admitted to a romantic relationship both of them married really quickly. Optimus left the military after witnessing war and it weighed heavily on him. He is now a firefighter who works a lot. He and Megatron got a divorce soon after he left due Megatrons lack of empathy and his mental abuse towards people came out more. He remarried to elita. (Bisexual). He took in Bee after Bee went through the foster care system for a while. He leads a fire brigade he nicknames the autobots. He is a very tired often and Elita encourages him to take a step back.

Elita: Age: 44 she’s a mechanic for emt services (basically fixes their cars and emergency vehicles). She makes most of the money for the house hold. She prides herself on trying to be patient with Bee cause she grew up in a one child household and is new to this whole mom thing. Bee calls her Elita still cause she is technically his step mom but he is close to and has called her mom by accident.

Bumblebee: Age: 16 Late 2000s skater teenage boy who drinks monster and plays COD. He is Optimus’s foster kid but he calls Optimus his dad cause he’s been with him for a long time and is currently working with Optimus to be fully adopted. He has selective mutism and adhd. He wants to be a firefighter like Optimus.

Ratchet: Age:52 Emt who works closely with Optimus cause they went through training together. One of Optimus’s closest friends and Bee calls him his grumpy uncle. He lives with Wheeljack but they are just “roommates”.

WheelJack: Age: 48 Wheeljack was in the military with Optimus where he also worked for his medical and sciences degree. He graduated and was honorably discharged. He works with Jetfire part time in pharmaceutical sciences but typically works as a doctor in a local hospital. Where he met ratchet. He is typically happy and tries to lift Jetfire’s spirits due to his home life situation.

Bulkhead: Age: 17 Bulkhead is a quarter back at the local high school. He is best friends with Bee and helped Bee come out of his shell. Both of them like skating. He considers Optimus his second dad. He wants to go into sciences.

Arcee: Age: 24Arcee is a new trainee for the shop Elita works at. She’s a bit hot tempered so Elita took a liking to her. Both of them often go out and hang out. She lives with Hot rod and go drag racing together.

Hot Rod: Age: 23 He is trainee under Optimus who is considering him to take over a lot of his responsibilities. Hot rod is still a thrill junkie and loves drag racing. He has trouble being responsible. But he is an enthusiastic firefighter excited for the job.

Jetfire/Skyfire: Age: 37 Jetfire (I’m just going to call him Jetfire) is an ex veteran who is now working in Pharmaceutical sciences. He got his degree while in the Air Force where he struggled with tasks given to him and the training. He was honorably discharged after he got frostbite during a deployment (he lost skin on his chest and a finger). He still struggles with chronic pain in his hand and chest. He lives by himself but wants to get married to Starscream who is still in the military.

Megatron: Age: 46 Megatron is a general in the Air Force overseeing air brigades and scientific teams in the force. He is very strict to a point of tyrannical control. He and Starscream often fight where he belittles Starscream. Most of his anger towards Starscream is due to the fact he has the life Megatron wanted. A partner and a nice rank in the force. He is very bitter towards Optimus due to the divorce and not understanding why the divorce happened in the first place. Due to divorce Megatron pushed himself to be better and work harder. He sees a bit of himself in Star causing most of his anger to put onto Star.

Starscream: Age: 38 Starscream is a lieutenant in an air brigade. He commands his brothers who are in the brigade with him. He is under Megatron who he is jealous of and despises due to Megatron securing the position he wanted. He is often working harder and harder to points of near physical exhaustion. Jetfire often calls out how mentally exhausted and abused Star is but he doesn’t listen which has caused tension between them. Jetfire wants to get married and for him to retire but Star lets his work take priority.

Skywarp: Age: 38 Sky is the twin brother to Star. Sky is just as eager as Star to rank up in the Air Force. He doesn’t feel the brunt of Megatrons full anger so he is cocky that he will rank up before his brother. Sky and Star don’t have a good relationship and often fight. Thundercracker is often the middle man between them.

Thundercracker: Age: 36 Thundercracker is the younger brother of Star and Sky. Growing up with two older brothers who had always been intensely competitive Thunder didn’t really have much of a voice. He questions his role in the brigade his brothers kinda pushed him into. Thunder is a naturally gifted flyer but he wants to retire very badly. He is tired from being a middle man and trying to convince Star to leave as well.

Soundwave: Age:48 Soundwave is a scientist under the Air Force part of secret program only known to Megatron and higher ups. He and Shockwave are trying to find new tactics to shock other flyers with sound. He is a single father to two sons. Due to experimenting on himself he has a strained and robotic voice.

Shockwave: Age: 49 Shockwave was severally burned by chemicals in an accident in the military. Not wanting to be discharged he proved his intelligence to a committee and was put on the secret program with Soundwave. Both of them work well together as both have very logical minds. He tends to push ethical boundaries more than Soundwave.

These are just the characters I know best so if you wanna know any other characters I’ll be happy to tell you!