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Starscream undergoing his redemption arc

Windblade: Okay Starscream what have we learnt today

Starscream: Being a narcissist is wrong

Bumblebee: FINALLY WE D-

Starscream: Cause only I'm allowed to be one

Bumblebee & Windblade: Ffrrrraaaaaaggg

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I have this little headcanon that sometimes some of Starscream's limbs just randomly fall of cause there's only so much one can endure without their body completely failing. And due to the extensive damage he can't feel it so he doesn't realise.

Like he's trying to act cool posing and all and then clank he's arm is on the floor.

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My dad's beef with Starscream

Me: Why do you hate Starscream

Dad: I don't hate him

Dad: I LOVE EATING CHICKENS

Me: Bro what

Context my dad refers to him as a chicken 20 times a day (if I'm lucky)

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Being a transformer fan is terrible and embarrassing in biology cause the words mean SMT completely different in the fandom

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Teacher: This is the heart and inside it has these things called valves here's a close up to them

Me who's seen all the things said about what people want to do to the characters: THE WHAT!?

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I headcanon that Armada Starscream can't read properly and even then the only words he can read are apart of battle strategies.

And then in Cybertron Starscream learns literally every language (speaking, writing, reading being absolutely perfect) that exists cause he remembers how he barely knew one and it's super humiliating.

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It's alright I say with a suspisiously Skybound Starscream animatic WIP shape in my bag.

Also snatches song.

Seriously this is so cool even though it's a wip.

WIP animatic ill never finish 😔

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Pidgeonscream, the ultimate lifeform

Birdformers but it's just a normal bird with the cybertronian head.

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The little murder that I love

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Don't remember doing this but it's cute, he's cute so it's alright.

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Skyfire freshly out of the ice trying to learn about Starscream's life during the war and asks a stupid question

Skyfire: So what's your body count?

Starscream: Like millions if you count all those organics

Skyfire: HOLY PRIMUS YOU'RE A WHORE!!!

Starscream: THE PIT YOU MEAN WHOR- oh you meant how many people I fragged I thought how many I killed.

Skyfire: Thank primus, I was worried for you right t-

Skyfire: WAIT

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I can't help but see Skybound Starscream as someone who'd jump on bodies and masses of energon as if they were puddles like a toddler.

And now I can't help but think of the pepa pig song but about Starscream and murder.

Like those videos with the persons face just photoshopped on top and out of pocket narrative.

This is such an out of pocket crossover.

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crack that turned into a headcannon

Imagine Starscream learning about human behaviour and mostly the internet.

And not on the 'aww he secretly still has a heart of gold' (honestly hate that). I mean in a way he only did it cause he was bored and only had human internet available.

And also for new insults he can use on Megatron without being understood so he can get away with it (he still gets abused cause Meg knew what he said was an insult) and cause when he says Cybertronian insults to humans they don't understand. He's just stepping up his roast battle game.

And soon others join in because they can't let Starscream have all the fun. And then Autobots (I know they hang out with humans but I think that they didn't dig into the 'mean' stuff) join in cause the battlefield was starting to be dominated by the decepticons due to the enormous metal damage.

And that's how all Cybertronians started to use human insults. Yeah I headcanon this now

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Skywarp: Bet you're mom abandoned you

Starscream: Oh my mom died long ago.

Skywarp: Yeah well I'd also die to get away from you

Starscream: I killed her to relieve her from her misery and the loss of a functional mind. And to save myself.

Skywarp: HOLY FRAGGING PRIMUS I WAS JOKING

Skywarp: Dude I'm concerned am I next?

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What Strength Really Means 💪

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Starscream is the type of person to say womp womp at a funeral of someone he doesn't like (or even know they just crashed the place).

/Skyfire - Bumblebee - Windblade - Metalhawk/ is the type of person to apologise for his behaviour saying 'we're so sorry'.

But Starscream is the type of person to react to that by saying 'nah I said what I said. This one's sorry but I'm not.'

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Quetzalcoatlus is my favourite flying lizard so it fits so well.

They were alive in the same time as t rex and are proven to have fought against eachother and Quetzalcoatlus was one of the few that would stand against an adult T Rex so having Megatron as one fits.

I'm so sorry I just love dinosaurs so much

If Starscream was a pterosaur, he’d be a quetzalcoatlus

Long, spindly, giant freak of nature

now you're making me imagine megatron as a t rex with this giant pterosaur as his eyes in the sky. i wonder if that would make optimus a triceratops?