#incorrect taz quotes

[sombraluna]

Been relistening to TAZ: Balance

(text post courtesy of @2iimone )

[lithiumseven]

Taako: How many ways do you know to kill a man?

Killian: How many do I need?

Taako: I like you

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

[emiko-matsui]

Barry, looking at their fridge: aw i love angus' drawing of this funny looking dog

Kravitz: angus doesn't draw

Taako, clenching his teeth: it's a giraffe

[mammonswhore]

MC: *Screaming against a pillow* HE'S SO HOT! I WANT TO BITE HIM ALL THE WAY TO HIS BONES AND EAT HIS FLESH!

Lucifer: What the fuck is the problem with you?

[annmaximoff18]

Nami: Where are you two going?

Y/N: we will make a cake

Sanji:Technically I'll make the cake, she'll just chat while she steals the ingredients to eat.

Y/N: hey I'm going to wash the dishes

Sanji: Oh, of course, she will wash the dishes.

Y/N: Sanji and I are a good team Nami.

Nami: good luck then

[taz-overwatch-dnd]

Lucretia: if you were arrested what would the charges be?

Barry : Theft

Davenport: disturbing the peace

Magnus: aggravated assault

Lup: arson

Merle: murder

Taako: all of the above in that order.

[derpylittlenico]

Stiles: Sorry I had feelings. I'll replace them with jokes right away.

[strivia]

The thunder men: *making iced tea*

Fitzroy: *grabs whipped cream*

Argo: Oooo fancy

Fitzroy: *sprays it onto his finger and sticks his finger directly into his mouth*

Argo: Hmmm, less fancy.

[omgtheywereawooomates]

Scott: *backflips out of bushes*

Scott: Can I pet your dog?

[lithiumseven]

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Up: So, Taz is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why, you ask? Because I've caught her five times now trying to train the raccoons to fight.

Taz: You'll be thanking me one day when the third raccoon battalion saves your life

[phantom-mizero]

Hero: Okay, that tracks. Listen, I have an update from Hero Central. Uh, I’ve updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to no one and nothing! Not a joke, I don’t trust you, half-pint *points to Espurr*, I don’t trust Beheeyem from Today’s Special, I don’t trust Leafdad whatever his name - nobody, I trust nobody, nothing. And I’m - I have, you’ve convinced me to add Lapras and the shopkeeper's to that list, but it does not extend - it is no one. There is nothing and no one. Beheeyem: Is it at least a sliding scale, Hero? Do you trust us like, a little less or a little more than Nuzleaf, where are we at as far as placement on the- Hero: It’s a big ol’ void! All orbiting planet [Teamname], of non-trust!

[who-fucking-knows-at-this-point]

Random Yakuza: *in English* Did it work? Did we kill them?

Vigilante Izuku:*also in English surrounded by knocked out yakuza grunts* Yeah?

Vigilante Dabi: *whispering* what the fuck are you saying?!

Random Yakuza: *in English* Nice! Is it safe to come back in now?

Vigilante Izuku: *in English* Uhh no? I got a little horny with all the killing and well...

Random Yakuza: *in English* fuck. Again!?

Vigilante Dabi: *whispering* seriously what are you saying you know I suck at English

[annmaximoff18]

Person: fuck you damn blonde *referring to Sanji*

Y/N:Hey, don't disrespect him, idiot.

Person: Wow you are such a coward that your girlfriend defends you

Sanji: I can defend myself but you already made her angry

Person: oww the little girl is already angry, and what are you going to do to me princess?

Luffy: You shouldn't have told him that

Usopp: Another island that they would prohibit us from entering

Sanji: It's worth watching her fight for my honor.

[cobalt-knave]

Incorrect TAZ Steeplechase #3

Montrose: My lucky day.

Beef: Your version of a lucky day is being shot and lit on fire?

Montrose: Not shot. Just grazed.