#incorrect taz quotes
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sombraluna · 10 months ago
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Been relistening to TAZ: Balance
(text post courtesy of @2iimone )
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lithiumseven · 2 years ago
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Taako: How many ways do you know to kill a man?
Killian: How many do I need?
Taako: I like you
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reineydraws · 1 year ago
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this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!
src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell
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bardsexlovers · 2 years ago
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Aubrey: I wish that you could block people in real life. 
Duck: Restraining order. 
Ned: Murder.
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emiko-matsui · 5 months ago
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Barry, looking at their fridge: aw i love angus' drawing of this funny looking dog
Kravitz: angus doesn't draw
Taako, clenching his teeth: it's a giraffe
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annmaximoff18 · 3 months ago
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Person: fuck you damn blonde *referring to Sanji*
Y/N:Hey, don't disrespect him, idiot.
Person: Wow you are such a coward that your girlfriend defends you
Sanji: I can defend myself but you already made her angry
Person: oww the little girl is already angry, and what are you going to do to me princess?
Luffy: You shouldn't have told him that
Usopp: Another island that they would prohibit us from entering
Sanji: It's worth watching her fight for my honor.
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taz-overwatch-dnd · 1 year ago
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Lucretia: if you were arrested what would the charges be?
Barry : Theft
Davenport: disturbing the peace
Magnus: aggravated assault
Lup: arson
Merle: murder
Taako: all of the above in that order.
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derpylittlenico · 5 months ago
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Stiles: Sorry I had feelings. I'll replace them with jokes right away.
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strivia · 3 months ago
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The thunder men: *making iced tea*
Fitzroy: *grabs whipped cream*
Argo: Oooo fancy
Fitzroy: *sprays it onto his finger and sticks his finger directly into his mouth*
Argo: Hmmm, less fancy.
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lithiumseven · 11 months ago
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omgtheywereawooomates · 5 months ago
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Scott: *backflips out of bushes*
Scott: Can I pet your dog?
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incorrect-sk-universe · 1 year ago
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Up: So, Taz is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why, you ask? Because I've caught her five times now trying to train the raccoons to fight.
Taz: You'll be thanking me one day when the third raccoon battalion saves your life
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phantom-mizero · 14 days ago
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Hero: Okay, that tracks. Listen, I have an update from Hero Central. Uh, I’ve updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to no one and nothing! Not a joke, I don’t trust you, half-pint *points to Espurr*, I don’t trust Beheeyem from Today’s Special, I don’t trust Leafdad whatever his name - nobody, I trust nobody, nothing. And I’m - I have, you’ve convinced me to add Lapras and the shopkeeper's to that list, but it does not extend - it is no one. There is nothing and no one. Beheeyem: Is it at least a sliding scale, Hero? Do you trust us like, a little less or a little more than Nuzleaf, where are we at as far as placement on the- Hero: It’s a big ol’ void! All orbiting planet [Teamname], of non-trust!
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Random Yakuza: *in English* Did it work? Did we kill them?
Vigilante Izuku:*also in English surrounded by knocked out yakuza grunts* Yeah?
Vigilante Dabi: *whispering* what the fuck are you saying?!
Random Yakuza: *in English* Nice! Is it safe to come back in now?
Vigilante Izuku: *in English* Uhh no? I got a little horny with all the killing and well...
Random Yakuza: *in English* fuck. Again!?
Vigilante Dabi: *whispering* seriously what are you saying you know I suck at English
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annmaximoff18 · 2 months ago
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Sanji: my beautiful queen, my ivory doll, my sweet and precious woman, you are the owner of my heart and my body.
Zoro: give yourself some respect shitty cook
Sanji: Shut up, moss head, you're envious because I adore my beautiful diamond.
Zoro: you're embarrassing
Sanji: I'm going to give you your damn...
Y/N: Enough, both of us, let's focus on saving Luffy.
Zoro: as you say
Sanji: Of course, my little piece of sugar, whatever you ask of me I will obey you.
Zoro: Do you really like this?
Y/N: shut up Zoro
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cobalt-knave · 5 months ago
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Incorrect TAZ Steeplechase #3
Montrose: My lucky day.
Beef: Your version of a lucky day is being shot and lit on fire?
Montrose: Not shot. Just grazed.
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