#incorrect taz quotes

[sombraluna]

Been relistening to TAZ: Balance

(text post courtesy of @2iimone )

[lithiumseven]

Taako: How many ways do you know to kill a man?

Killian: How many do I need?

Taako: I like you

[bardsexlovers]

Aubrey : he kissed you and you said thank you?

 Duck, humiliated: yes!

Jake: well that was very polite!

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

[emiko-matsui]

Barry, looking at their fridge: aw i love angus' drawing of this funny looking dog

Kravitz: angus doesn't draw

Taako, clenching his teeth: it's a giraffe

[annmaximoff18]

Person: fuck you damn blonde *referring to Sanji*

Y/N:Hey, don't disrespect him, idiot.

Person: Wow you are such a coward that your girlfriend defends you

Sanji: I can defend myself but you already made her angry

Person: oww the little girl is already angry, and what are you going to do to me princess?

Luffy: You shouldn't have told him that

Usopp: Another island that they would prohibit us from entering

Sanji: It's worth watching her fight for my honor.

[taz-overwatch-dnd]

Lucretia: if you were arrested what would the charges be?

Barry : Theft

Davenport: disturbing the peace

Magnus: aggravated assault

Lup: arson

Merle: murder

Taako: all of the above in that order.

[derpylittlenico]

Stiles: Sorry I had feelings. I'll replace them with jokes right away.

[strivia]

The thunder men: *making iced tea*

Fitzroy: *grabs whipped cream*

Argo: Oooo fancy

Fitzroy: *sprays it onto his finger and sticks his finger directly into his mouth*

Argo: Hmmm, less fancy.

[lithiumseven]

[bardsexlovers]

Aubrey: I wish that you could block people in real life. 

Duck: Restraining order. 

Ned: Murder.

[omgtheywereawooomates]

Scott: *backflips out of bushes*

Scott: Can I pet your dog?

[who-fucking-knows-at-this-point]

Random Yakuza: *in English* Did it work? Did we kill them?

Vigilante Izuku:*also in English surrounded by knocked out yakuza grunts* Yeah?

Vigilante Dabi: *whispering* what the fuck are you saying?!

Random Yakuza: *in English* Nice! Is it safe to come back in now?

Vigilante Izuku: *in English* Uhh no? I got a little horny with all the killing and well...

Random Yakuza: *in English* fuck. Again!?

Vigilante Dabi: *whispering* seriously what are you saying you know I suck at English

[annmaximoff18]

Sanji: my beautiful queen, my ivory doll, my sweet and precious woman, you are the owner of my heart and my body.

Zoro: give yourself some respect shitty cook

Sanji: Shut up, moss head, you're envious because I adore my beautiful diamond.

Zoro: you're embarrassing

Sanji: I'm going to give you your damn...

Y/N: Enough, both of us, let's focus on saving Luffy.

Zoro: as you say

Sanji: Of course, my little piece of sugar, whatever you ask of me I will obey you.

Zoro: Do you really like this?

Y/N: shut up Zoro

[cobalt-knave]

Incorrect TAZ Steeplechase #3

Montrose: My lucky day.

Beef: Your version of a lucky day is being shot and lit on fire?

Montrose: Not shot. Just grazed.

[taz-overwatch-dnd]

Angus: hey Magnus, I may have a problem.

Magnus: what happened kiddo?

Angus: well some kids were picking on me today, and not thinking about it I told Taako…

Magnus: Ooookkkaaayyy….

Angus: well, he grabbed Merle and they left telling me not to worry about it. I’m really worried there gonna curse them or something!

Magnus: they wouldn’t curse a child.

Angus: They won’t?

Magnus: not a chance!

Agnus: ….

Magnus: …

Magnus *sprints out the door*