#joe walker

[starleska]

like honestly guys. do i even need to watch Batman v Superman when this exists? 😂💖

[abitofboth]

spies are forever… but make it vintage 🔫🍌

[waterflowrr]

cant stop thinking about this letterboxd review of npmd

[ender-of-the-sender]

STARKID! EPIC: THE MUSICAL FANCAST

(You guys be nice okay? Both of these things mean alot to me and i will not tolerate mean things being said about either)

Joey Ritcher: Odysseus

Curt Mega: Zeus, Elpenor, Telemachus

Corey Dorris: Eurylochus, Hephaestus

Kim Whalen: Siren, Penelope, Aphrodite, Crew

Meredith Stepien: Athena (she’s literally perfect you cant tell me shes not)

(More under cut, just didnt want it to be a super long post-)

Joe Walker (tell me why he has no good recent headshots please-):Perimedes, Antinous, Polyphemus

Jon Matteson: Polites, Tiresias (its the eyes), Apollo

Jaime Lyn Beatty: Aeolus (all you gotta do is…), Anticlea (Odys mom), Crew

James Tolbert: Poseidon, Ares, Crew

Bryce Charles: Calypso, Scylla (I know thats not “official” Scylla art but its my favourite ever), Crew

Jeff Blim: Hermes (do i even need to explain myself?), Crew

Lauren Lopez: Circe (Jorge+Taliya and Joey+Lauren 4 life) , Hera, Crew

Charybdis could be a big puppet? Like the Queen from Starship

When the crew gets turned into pigs, they could either be cutouts (starship) or pig like accessories (think the Ox from TTO)

Polyphemus/ other Cyclops could be a Lupin (AVPSY) style puppet.

Winions/ lotus eaters could be little hand puppets (think Cluebert or maybe even Roach) played by crew

PLEASE DROP ME AN ASK IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS WITH ME BECAUSE ITS LITERALLY MY EVERY WAKING THOUGHT :3

[spyruce]

The Spy Another Day cast reacted to Torture Tango and the Staircase Scene so I cut it down to the best parts (mostly Tessa calling out how horny they are) and zoomed in on people

This is my Tinlightenment propaganda please sacrifice your soul to their higher power 👍👍

[factual-entropy]

SAF AU where everything is the same, but instead of Joe Walker playing the Deadliest Man Alive, it's Joey wearing a cardboard cutout of Joe's face on a string

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

Spy Another Day is so soon!!!!!

[hipsternumbertwo]

A StarKid Community has been started!

All communities are still in beta mode so there's a learning curve and a lot of bugs to deal with.

If you are interested in joining, please let me know by liking, reblogging, messaging, or snail mail because as of right now it's invite only until Tumblr says otherwise.

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Note: The invite is in the form of a message from the tumblrbot (it's not a scam lol)

[hermi1kenobi]

Right it's a random Saturday evening which means it's time to rant. I'm tired of people overlooking the Starkid musical 'Me and My Dick'. Is the title off-putting and slightly juvenile? Maybe. Is the idea of anthropomorphic genitalia weird? Absolutely. But is it a good show ? Absolutely. For starters if you ignore the weird aspects of the genitalia it's actually a really cute romcom love story about two dorky teenagers finding each other. Also and possibly more importantly the songs are incredible and I fully believe that barring Starship this is some of Starkid's best work. 'Ready to Go' and 'Even though' are absolute bangers. The jazzy vibes from everything are just fantastic and I'm tired of newer starkid fans not watching it because it's one of their older musicals and a bit of a weird concept. Anyways you should watch it. (Also Joe Walker's costume in this is iconic in every single way)

[greeneyed-thestral]

[kairithemang0]

Just realized Joe Walker plays a dick twice

[cursedcrazy-starkid]

not on my 2024 bingo card but okay

[abitofboth]

you’ll change your name or change your mind, and leave this fucked up place behind, but I’ll know, I’ll know…

[mondodisco]

There is nothing gayer than men torturing other men while talking to them I will die on this hill

[watchoutpaul-hemightkickyourhead]

midway through watching saf (spies are forever). Here are my notes:

Fucking badass curt

Oh they're (curt and owen) gay aren't they. Gonna be so mad if they aren't fruits

Joey's British accent, shockingly, not the worse one I've heard. Sounds very suffolk-essex border (similar to my accent). Not perfect but not bad. Like 7/10

It's time to save the woooorld again

ITS TIME TO GET THE GIRLL AGAINNNNN

ONCE A SPY ALWAYS A SPY FOREVERRRRRRR

"old boy". Thats it. Thats the note

Oh my fucking god curt that's why we don't litter

CURT WTF DONT LEAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND BEHIND

selfish git

Oh. Oh no. No curt.

Oh curt baby.

Oh he an alchaholic baby

HIM AND HIS (romantic) PARTNERRRR OWEEEEEEEEN

Oh cynthia i havent even met you and you're already a badass bitch

Slightly worse british accents but its chill

wowza he's (DMA) scary

Oh the bombseller is a vibe. Great song

Oh she pretty. Pretty Russian woman. SWEAR TO GOD IF SHES THE "BOND GIRL"-

Sorry hes late guys got a lot on his plate guys🎶

Sit down! Fuck you! You're fucking dead!

The smiley face was very important

So how, in the FLIPPETY FLAPPETY FUCK

Oh well aren't you the 𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒻𝓊𝓁𝓁 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝒹ℴ𝒹ℊℯ𝓇

oh wowza he's (DMA) CREEPY

YESSSS the fucking 𝘽𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙍𝘿𝘿𝘿

YOU YOU GOTTA!

love that type of mother son dynamic

Tessa netting my BELOVED

Pay attention has gotta be my favourite song so far it scratches my brain just right

"Acctually holding LIQUOOOR" "im off it" YES POP OFF CURT BEAT THAT ALCHAHOLISM

barb hes gay give up

barb

barb hes a fruitcake stop

barb you dont need him ill kiss you instead

Candlestick? Apple? Fucking paperclip? Looks like a GUN TO ME

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL BE SHAVING YOU-HOOO

yeahhhh get that beard off

The beard looked uncomfortable to wear

OH CUUUURRT YOUR SO DREAAAAAMMMMYYY

Barb larvenour I LOVE YOU

Watching the rest soon!

[ender-of-the-sender]

I think about these two images ALOT