#joe walker

[tincanhoes]

And if I said Deadliest Man Alive was Joe Walker’s best role then what??

[abitofboth]

spies are forever… but make it vintage 🔫🍌

[waterflowrr]

cant stop thinking about this letterboxd review of npmd

[spyruce]

The Spy Another Day cast reacted to Torture Tango and the Staircase Scene so I cut it down to the best parts (mostly Tessa calling out how horny they are) and zoomed in on people

This is my Tinlightenment propaganda please sacrifice your soul to their higher power 👍👍

[t-613]

the objectively correct batman ranking:

#1 - joe walker in team starkid’s holy musical b@man!

#2- lego batman

#3- that is all. no other versions matter or even exist as far as i’m concerned.

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

Spy Another Day is so soon!!!!!

[hipsternumbertwo]

A StarKid Community has been started!

All communities are still in beta mode so there's a learning curve and a lot of bugs to deal with.

If you are interested in joining, please let me know by liking, reblogging, messaging, or snail mail because as of right now it's invite only until Tumblr says otherwise.

PS: It can only invite main blogs, so if you're a sideblog - reply with your main.

Note: The invite is in the form of a message from the tumblrbot (it's not a scam lol)

[mondodisco]

There is nothing gayer than men torturing other men while talking to them I will die on this hill

[cursedcrazy-starkid]

not on my 2024 bingo card but okay

[kairithemang0]

Just realized Joe Walker plays a dick twice

[watchoutpaul-hemightkickyourhead]

midway through watching saf (spies are forever). Here are my notes:

Fucking badass curt

Oh they're (curt and owen) gay aren't they. Gonna be so mad if they aren't fruits

Joey's British accent, shockingly, not the worse one I've heard. Sounds very suffolk-essex border (similar to my accent). Not perfect but not bad. Like 7/10

It's time to save the woooorld again

ITS TIME TO GET THE GIRLL AGAINNNNN

ONCE A SPY ALWAYS A SPY FOREVERRRRRRR

"old boy". Thats it. Thats the note

Oh my fucking god curt that's why we don't litter

CURT WTF DONT LEAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND BEHIND

selfish git

Oh. Oh no. No curt.

Oh curt baby.

Oh he an alchaholic baby

HIM AND HIS (romantic) PARTNERRRR OWEEEEEEEEN

Oh cynthia i havent even met you and you're already a badass bitch

Slightly worse british accents but its chill

wowza he's (DMA) scary

Oh the bombseller is a vibe. Great song

Oh she pretty. Pretty Russian woman. SWEAR TO GOD IF SHES THE "BOND GIRL"-

Sorry hes late guys got a lot on his plate guys🎶

Sit down! Fuck you! You're fucking dead!

The smiley face was very important

So how, in the FLIPPETY FLAPPETY FUCK

Oh well aren't you the 𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒻𝓊𝓁𝓁 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝒹ℴ𝒹ℊℯ𝓇

oh wowza he's (DMA) CREEPY

YESSSS the fucking 𝘽𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙍𝘿𝘿𝘿

YOU YOU GOTTA!

love that type of mother son dynamic

Tessa netting my BELOVED

Pay attention has gotta be my favourite song so far it scratches my brain just right

"Acctually holding LIQUOOOR" "im off it" YES POP OFF CURT BEAT THAT ALCHAHOLISM

barb hes gay give up

barb

barb hes a fruitcake stop

barb you dont need him ill kiss you instead

Candlestick? Apple? Fucking paperclip? Looks like a GUN TO ME

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL BE SHAVING YOU-HOOO

yeahhhh get that beard off

The beard looked uncomfortable to wear

OH CUUUURRT YOUR SO DREAAAAAMMMMYYY

Barb larvenour I LOVE YOU

Watching the rest soon!

[greeneyed-thestral]

[abitofboth]

you’ll change your name or change your mind, and leave this fucked up place behind, but I’ll know, I’ll know…

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

Anyways I can’t believe that the-man-the-myth-the-legend JOE FREAKIN’ WALKER is coming back for Tinlightenment. I don’t care if they watch TCB stuff or not, Starkid fans should be going feral and hitting the streets for that reason alone.

Update: If you haven’t given to the kickstarter but this excites you, please consider donating (IT NEEDS HELP) because otherwise it simply Will Not Happen!!

[random-jot]

Starkid moments where you can never quite recapture the sheer visceral feeling of seeing them happen for the first time:

• Quirrell walking onstage for the first time in AVPM

• Paul starting to sing ‘Inevitable ’at the end of TGWDLM

Feel free to add on

[nierthesheepdestroyer]

I think the Princess is probably okay on that front. But certain other Starkids keep falling for Dicks In Sheep’s Clothing.