derpylittlenico
Derpy Li'l Nico
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he/they. bi of the disaster variety. chaos gremlin. WIP enabler. fanfic enthusiast and sometimes writer. fandom old
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derpylittlenico · 9 hours ago
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Ive noticed recently that my generation has... no concept of what the various economic classes actually are anymore. I talk to my friends and they genuinely say things like "at least i can afford a middle class lifestyle with this job because i dont need a roommate for my one bedroom apartment" and its like... oughh
You guys, middle class doesnt mean "a stable enough rented roof over your head," it means "a house you bought, a nice car or two, the ability to support a family, and take days off and vacations every year with income to spare for retirement savings and rainy days." If all you have is a rented apartment without a roommate and a used car, you're lower class. That's lower class.
And i cant help but wonder if this is why you get kids on tumblr lumping in doctors and actors into their "eat the rich" rhetoric: economic amnesia has blinded you to what the class divides actually are. The real middle class lifestyle has become so unattainable within a system that relies upon its existence that theyve convinced you that those who can still reach it are the elites while your extreme couponing to afford your groceries is the new normal.
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derpylittlenico · 17 hours ago
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derpylittlenico · 20 hours ago
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derpylittlenico · 21 hours ago
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The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this
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derpylittlenico · 24 hours ago
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the menswear guy added mr beast to his kill count
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derpylittlenico · 1 day ago
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The UK Government have launched a consultation on whether AI should be allowed to scrape content online with complete disregard for copyright.
The consultation is stuffed to the brim with technobabble buzzwords and jargon that frames AI as wonderful and that this is a foregone conclusion.
You can submit a response via the link above and tell them what you really think.
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derpylittlenico · 1 day ago
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do you think you could take a vampire?
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derpylittlenico · 1 day ago
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derpylittlenico · 1 day ago
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derpylittlenico · 1 day ago
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derpylittlenico · 1 day ago
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In a truck stop bathroom washing my hands today and 2 boys, looked about 5 and 9, came in with their little sister who looked maybe 2. The following whispered conversation made my entire day
"We have to wait, there's a lady in here!"
"That's not a lady, he has a mustache! We can be in here!"
"Some ladies have mustaches! And she has boobs!"
"Well some guys have boobs! Like Uncle Jake!"
"Uncle Jake is fat!"
At this point I could not contain a chuckle and both whirled around with identical looks of panic on their faces. I smiled and said "it's alright for you guys to be in here so your sister has help, don't worry. And I'm both! That's why I have boobs and a mustache. Some folks are just built that way"
(In unison) "Ooooooh!"
(older boy) "So do you use Sir or Ma'am or both?"
"Both, but I prefer Sir"
"Cool! Well thanks Sir! We have to help our sister now!"
This was in a small town country truck stop and both boys had "Murica" type stuff on and neither of them had any issue at all with these concepts. Their mom approached me while I was in line about 10 minutes later and apologized for them bothering me in the bathroom (they had told her about the interaction) and she and I had a lovely little chat too. I got to introduce her to the term "intersex" and her reply was "I think I've heard of that before! I didn't know that was the word for it. Amazing how many different ways God can make people!"
Sometimes the world is good. More often than you might think, if you give it a chance. It's not all bad loves <3
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derpylittlenico · 1 day ago
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Way, way too real (source)
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derpylittlenico · 2 days ago
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clown wars
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derpylittlenico · 2 days ago
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"don't ship—" i will just be doing whatever the fuck i want actually
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derpylittlenico · 2 days ago
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derpylittlenico · 2 days ago
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making a handmade chinese guqin古琴 (folk instrument over 3,000 years old)by chinese artist 山白shanbai
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