#beef punchly

[mooselybased]

My second tourism poster for TAZ Steeplechase! It was a little challenging finding the middle ground between the bright cheery childhood nostalgia vibe that Ustaben canonically has, and the blacklight cosmic bowling vibe I’ve permanently headcanon’d it as. But I’m happy with how this one turned out!

[catboycooter]

whether or not you enjoy steeplechase you cant deny that the intro theme FUCKS SEVERELY

[cobalt-knave]

not enough appreciation for beef punchly. let's hear it for beef. this man was built to be the tank, the hitting people guy, and he does, but he is the only one in the group with any social skills. he's usually the only one who thinks of the Consequences at any given time and has a sense of self preservation. a big element in his arc happened before the start of the show (a shift away from recklessness after ruining his career), which is really interesting and adds something to the character, who is in a sort of different point in his life than someone like aubrey from amnesty (who goes on that sort of arc within the show). he makes puns with his stage name constantly. he's the biggest man alive. his first impulse upon seeing a man as big as him was to kiss him. he was approached to be involved in crime and he was worried he was being asked out. he's been described as the only sentient member of the group. he became friends with james debarge. he let a justin stab him one time for the bit and didn't even feel it. he cares about his friends very much. he's soft and vicious. he stole an airplane. he wants to call the group noodles and beef.

please add.

[quiddling]

🥩

[jacketgeist]

Steeplechase Crew

[imgonnagetkilledbynutstink]

Absolutely imagining the gang dressed as tres horny boys for this one

Update: WAIT NEVERMIND UHOH

[ultrasequel]

[WIP] Local nanofather-possessed robo-dragon gets his ass beaten by the Hawkblade of the Emerald Coven and good calves, local handymen confused

[sacharavenda]

am almost caught up with The Adveture Zone Steeplechase. I finally drew the 3 main characters, to go with my Ethersea fanart.

https://ko-fi.com/sacharavenda66232/commissions

[kronoose]

Random HC

Beef wants kids but is reasonably like mayhaps no until I stop doing crime

Then he falls for two serial adopters and is like not how I expected to get kids but alright

Bonus he definitely crys when one of the adoptees calls him dad

[princeandreis]

taz steeplechase is like if car-go jones, southern gentleman fitzroy, and a very subdued argonaut keene were bad people who started a crime ring in fantasy disneyland

[parker-matsu]

i really soul searched about how to draw beef punchly without just making him magnus.. my answer is hes just david harbour

[dj-maverick]

With one of the twists of Steeplechase being the whole “Denton has AI so advanced they’ve copied people” as a plot point, all I can think of is the inevitable Bowser Vs. Dark Bowser-esque fight between Beef Punchly and “in his prime” Beef Punchly

[justsometoast23]

All my problems would be solved if I could spend the day in Gutter City

[cobalt-knave]

Incorrect TAZ Steeplechase #3

Montrose: My lucky day.

Beef: Your version of a lucky day is being shot and lit on fire?

Montrose: Not shot. Just grazed.

[missingphi]

HEY BEEF??? MAYBE DONT GO AROUND ADMITTING WHO YOU ARE WHEN YOU ARE DEFINITELY SUPPOSED TO BE FROM ANOTHER FLOOR??? BEEF???? ARE YOU TRYING TO GET IN TROUBLE????

[judes-dump]

Very good intro post for the steeplechase characters even me with extreme steeplechase brain rot forgot some of this backstory

Lindon Julius A.K.A Beef Punchly - Cutter

Works as a representative in an arcade for his own fighting game

Emeric Dreadway - Whisper

Works as a creationeer making hard light constructs.

Montros Pretty - Slide

Used to be a mascot who ran with a crew now at the arcade