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lae'zel is still getting used to the whole "being vulnerable" thing

based on this (x)

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This is why I love him

at the start of the game karlach and astarion are absolutely fucking reeling from being suddenly freed and are in a state of manic joy that would probably seem alien to them like a week ago, while gale has been locked in his depression tower for so long he's almost completely forgotten how to talk to people. shadowheart has not a single fucking clue whats going on because shar keeps slurping up her memories and lae'zel is literally in the midst of her ultimate nightmare scenario and trapped on an alien planet with a bunch of jackasses who have no idea whats happening. so almost everyone has experienced a situational personality shift and isn't quite the person they were a year before you met them. EXCEPT Wyll. Who is just like "this isnt even the weirdest thing thats happened to me this month." my man got scooped up, tadpoled, and slammed back and said "oh well, not gonna ruin my day" and went about his business teaching self defense to children and slaying evil beasts. He didn't even seem confused he literally did not give a shit. no urgency. He's like "I'll put that in my day planner but is gonna have to wait until after i hunt down this demon." When you recruit him there is no sense of "oh man we really gotta help each other because we have the same problem" he just would have said yes because you asked and he's wyll. Or because you told him he could kill mindflayers. He'd be like "sick" and done, no questions asked. Just another Tuesday for the blade.

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Why is everyone sleeping on Karlach and Lae’zel as a pairing?

Like every time Lae’zel comes up in camp conversation my girl Karlach is just so SOFT and complimentary of her. I even unlocked a dialogue line of Karlach calling Lae’zel “my Githyanki” when she was in danger. 🥺🥺🥺

I just love her enthusiasm for Lae’zel so much 😭

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Tav: If everyone could stop trying to fuck me for like 5 minutes, that’d be great.

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Angus: hey Magnus, I may have a problem.

Magnus: what happened kiddo?

Angus: well some kids were picking on me today, and not thinking about it I told Taako…

Magnus: Ooookkkaaayyy….

Angus: well, he grabbed Merle and they left telling me not to worry about it. I’m really worried there gonna curse them or something!

Magnus: they wouldn’t curse a child.

Angus: They won’t?

Magnus: not a chance!

Agnus: ….

Magnus: …

Magnus *sprints out the door*

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Lucretia: if you were arrested what would the charges be?

Barry : Theft

Davenport: disturbing the peace

Magnus: aggravated assault

Lup: arson

Merle: murder

Taako: all of the above in that order.

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I can not stand the building aspect of TOTK. Every time I try and do the building shrines or side games I get sick, literally.

I get motion sick so bad I end up puking or triggering migraines. It was the same issue I had with Minecraft.

I like the game besides this but I really wish the developers hadn’t made so much of the game contingent on Diaya ting the screen trying to connect something that you may or may not be able to see.

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Hey Universe? I was wondering…

CAN YOU MAYBE LET ONE THING GO RIGHT THIS YEAR?

JUST ONE THING!!! ONE BLESSED THING?!

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I’m gonna play one of the ds Fire Emblem games.

Should I start with awakening or Conquest/Birthright?

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Everybody wants to kill Count Varley, but in my opinion, death is too good for him. Instead, I propose that, after the war, Byleth leverages her new ruling powers to get Count Varley put in jail somewhere. How is that worse than death, you might be asking?

Because Yuri writes him letters. 

So many letters. 

All of which are about Bernadetta, their unconventional marriage, and how she has grown up to be everything Count Varley tried to beat out of her when she was young. 

Some examples:

Most Disgraced Count Gregoirre von Varley, 

It is my deepest pleasure, as the Former Gardening Assistant of Varley Estate and Lord of the Underground, to cordially withhold from you an invitation to celebrate my union with Countess Bernadetta von Varley in the bonds of holy matrimony, this coming Tuesday. There is no need to respond to this letter, as I am already aware that you are unable to attend. I look forward to not sharing this most blessed occasion with you. 

-With coldest regards, Yuri Leclerc

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To my Despised Father-in-Law, Former Count Varley,

Lovely weather today. Deposed some corrupt nobles and donated their estates to the orphanage Bernadetta founded. She is now working to implement laws and policies that will better protect the children of Varley territory. You really ought to see her in the council room–she’s practically a lioness. I could happily listen to her debate politics all day. 

-Your Most Gorgeous Son-in-Law, Yuri

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Greetings to the Worm of Varley,

I am overjoyed to inform you that Bernadetta is with child! My child! Can you believe it? Personally, I’m hoping for a girl–one every bit as lovely and rambunctious as her mother. 

-Wishing you all the worst, Yuri

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To the Disgusting and Reprehensible Former Count Varley,

I write to you now no longer as just Bernadetta’s doting husband, but also a doting father. It is a healthy girl, praise the goddess. She is very red and wrinkly, and screams like a banshee when she is hungry. She is the most beautiful creature in the world (next to her mother, of course). I can hardly wait to teach her the delicate art of pickpocketing. And of course, when she comes of age, she will marry whomever she pleases, social status notwithstanding. Perhaps she will choose her spouse from among my Mockingbirds, eh? They say the apple never falls far from the tree, after all! 

Hatefully yours, Yuri

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Kravitz: I have a lot of standards. Yet somehow this idiot-

*gestures to Taako who somehow managed to glue the krebstar to his hand and is struggling to get it off*

Kravitz: managed to drop kick them out a window and take their place

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*The entire room on fire*

Magnus: this is fine.

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Taako: it’s at times like these I really wish I’d listened to what Lucretia had told me.

Magnus: What did she tell you?

Taako: I don’t know, I didn’t listen.

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Kravitz: why did you leave wrestle mania on for the cats?

Taako: They need to learn to protect us.

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Has no one else noticed that brilliant diamond and shining pearl reskinned Harvest Moon magical melody?

Seriously?! Can you tell the difference?

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I don’t want to do golden deer! I wanna be with my lions!!!

But I want answers too… so I must complete the other routes 😭

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Merle: you kill people for money?!

Taako: I can explain-

Merle: and this whole time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!