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Tony: So, what’s the worst thing that could happen if I touch this?
Strange: *deadpan* Reality could unravel.
Tony: *smirking* Cool. So… should I touch it or not?
Strange: DON'T.
#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect quotes#tony stark#incorrect tony stark#ironstrange#dr strange#stephen strange#incorrect strange#tony gets banned for a week#but it only lasts 2 days#strange misses him too much
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James: there’s 206 bones in the human body
James: 207 if I’m watching the new Slytherin seeker
Sirius: what the fuck…
#harry potter#marauders#sirius black#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#incorrect jegulus quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#deadpool#strange crossover but here we are
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[Before Cass has a dance recital]
Dick: Cass, break a leg.
Damian: That’s an awful thing to say.
Tim: It means good luck.
Damian: Oh, then Cass, I sincerely hope you are hit by a bus.
#damian wayne#cassandra cain#dick grayson#tim drake#red robin#nightwing#Robin#black bat#incorrect batfamily quotes#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#source: Strange Hill High
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#STEVE WOULD KNOW HOW TO ACT OKAY#HE IS SHY#AND NO ONE HAS REALLY COMPLIMENTED HIM BEFORE SO ITS STRANGE TO HIM#okay#Spoke my facts#LMAO#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#stranger things#steve x eddie#incorrect quotes#my edits#edit#steddie post
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Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #75
Guess who's rewatching TOS for the gazillionth time ?????
#TO BE FAIR it's been 3 years since my last rewatch#actually my longest time without a tos watch lmao#and I was going to play episodes I watched less times but I gave in to the weakness and started with Journey to Babel#star trek#star trek fanart#tos#strange new dumb comics#star trek incorrect quotes#jim kirk#spock#mccoy#spirk#captain kirk#leonard mccoy#bones#star trek the original series
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#he is so strange to me#hsr#hsr sunday#honkai star rail#sunday#hsr memes#hsr gallagher#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr 2.1
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Peter: I collect parental figures like they're pokemon cards
Stephen: How's that working out for you
Peter: ...I also collect parental issues
Stephen *facepalms*: You're an embarrassment
Peter: Hey! Don't make me look up to you and value your care
Stephen: ...
Stephen: Did you just threaten me with your love?
Peter: Yep. It's as deadly as a serial killer
Stephen:
Peter: It's actually caused a lot of attachment issues for me
#dr strange#peter parker#marvel mcu#stephen strange#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect peter parker#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect spider man quotes#spider man#spider man no way home#avengers infinity war#irondad and spiderson#doctor strange#mcu#marvel
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What seat are you taking?
I’m picking three. I need to shoot my shot with that damn triangle
#gravity falls#the book of bill#gravity falls incorrect quotes#gravity falls memes#shmebulock#sheriff blubs#deputy durland#gideon gleeful#tad strange#pacifica northwest#bill cipher#soos ramirez#wendy corduroy#robbie valentino#toby determined#stanford pines#dipper pines#stanley pines#mabel pines#lazy susan#manly Dan#8 hour flight meme#gravity falls x reader#gravity falls x you
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if i keep seeing so many people refer to ayden as an indication of an unknown softness in pelor i will start setting things on fire. just because YOU cannot handle nuance does not mean the story of exandria has not contained it and done so consistently. in fact the first in depth interaction that any party had with pelor (vex becoming his champion) was a portrayal of him that was explicit in his complexity. taken straight from the transcript for 1x104 elysium, “[vex you] spin and look, whereas there once was a burning star-- and to the rest of [vox machina], you see the painful, endless light that averts your gaze-- it doesn't hurt your eyes as much, and you can see the faint features, the soft cheeks, the hairless head, and the bright warm eyes of he who brings the dawn. And you can see the smile there, behind the light. “there is hope.”” sunlight can warm you and burn you in equal measure.
that burning image of the sun has much in common with a teenage boy who steps into a dark room, and reminds the dm that it’s not dark. the same way that a teenage boy who stands by as a woman who will not give up her worship of pelor is punished because he has more important responsibilities he must honour has much in common with a seemingly benevolent lord of the dawn might respond harshly to a cleric who asks if he is worth saving while he is trying to find a way to survive so he might keep helping to provide light. the gods aren’t simple and they never have been. i am as psyched about the particular angle that downfall is taking as anybody but it is already frustrating watching people act like the gods are suddenly more nuanced because they’re in literally mortal bodies when the entire Point of the gods in exandria in the various stories we’ve seen so far is that the only difference they have with mortals is the bounds of their power. they carry all the same flaws and the same profundity. just because so much of the fandom has reduced that to black and white flatness or faulty mapping onto real world religions (or the various traumas those might have caused individuals) doesn’t mean that complexity has been missing at all from the story.
#this reads like a vague post ik but i was just tryin to vibe and enjoy the liveblogs n tweets n stuff and the good good energy#and then i saw 4 separate posts in succession bein like ‘woah new dawn father just dropped’ get a grip. why don’t you watch vex’s arc in c1#and ponder the god who accepted her as champion and saw her as a source of hope . for a Moment#like yes pelor is a cold and ruthless bitch .#so is vex. so is percy. but wouldn’t ya know. that’s not it. strange#like yes i Do think we are absolutely seeing where some of the harshness of pelor grew more impenetrable#but acting like the only thing we’ve seen of the dawnfather is cruelty. foolish and textually incorrect#cr3#cr downfall#cr spoilers#critical role#pelor#the dawnfather
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Merlin, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There is blood on my hands.
#madebypointlesswords making incorrect quotes again???#in this economy?#what a strange and mystical occurence#anywho#merlin memes#merlin bbc#merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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Derek, checking on his boyfriend after a fight with the most recent monster of the week: Stiles, how's your head?
Stiles, grinning dopily: You haven't had any complaints 😉
#teen wolf#derek hale#stiles stilinski#sterek#incorrect quotes#incorrect teen wolf quotes#meme#scott facepalms in the background#strangely this response reassures derek that he doesn't have a concussion#probabaly at least
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Rachel, texting: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AND MAX???
Chloe: WE'RE FUCKING
Chloe: GETTING [not delivered]
Chloe: DRINKS [not delivered]
Rachel, to herself: Oh, well, finally.
#rachel amber#chloe price#max caulfield#pricefield#amberpricefield#life is memes#life is strange#life is strange before the storm#incorrect quotes
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Incorrect COD Quote:
Ghost texting price: Price! Help I’m being kidnapped!
Price: Where are you?
Ghost: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Price: I’ll call soap.
Soap answering his cell: ‘Ello?
Price: Where Ghost? He reacted me he’s being kidnapped.
Soap: …I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Soap: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISNT THAT BAD!
Ghost: WHO ARE YOU!?
#who is this strange man?!#cod scenarios#incorect quote#incorrect cod quotes#call of duty#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghostsoap#cod mw2#call of duty modern warfare#cod modern warfare#ghoap
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Tony: Pete, what do you do when life gives you lemons?
Peter: You make apple juice because lemons are sour and just a hint that life is never sweet enough to give you what you truly want, so you always gotta go on your own path and end up doing everything yourself. Hence the making of sweet and trustworthy apple juice.
Tony:
Tony: What the actual fuck, Pete?
#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel#tony stark#peter parker#the avengers#iron dad#iron man#spiderman#life is strange#mcu#marvel mcu
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Lester: Sorry I can’t hang out tonight, I forgot how to mimic human-like behavior.
Frank: I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kind of creature that’s cool, we don’t want you getting left out!
Lester (sobbing): Thank you, Frank.
#s: twitter#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#Frank zhang#get yourself besties that don’t care when you’re a lil bit eldritch and strange <3
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Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #77
Re stumbled on this classic and immediately knew what do to with it
#star trek#ds9#solok#gul dukat#michael eddington#deep space nine#star trek fanart#strange new dumb comics#star trek incorrect quote#benjamin sisko#yeah and I rewatched Waltz recently so I'm still in my disko shit lmao
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