#incorrect strange

[i-a-q]

Tony: So, what’s the worst thing that could happen if I touch this?

Strange: *deadpan* Reality could unravel.

Tony: *smirking* Cool. So… should I touch it or not?

Strange: DON'T.

[anyknotrants]

-in tha Batcave, the whole fam is there, training, working on a case or doing other shit-

*Bab's phone starts ringing*

Babs: *picks it up* oh hey Wally..... yeah he's here.... did he now?...... give me a minute

Babs, shouting: hey Dick|! Didn't you have plans for tonight?

Dick, hanging from a trapeze: ... not that I... know of?

Babs: oh really? *smirks and waves her phone* so I can just go and tell your boyfriend you're canceling your date?

Batfam: *stops what their doing* ??!??

Dick: *eyes widen* shit!

Dick: *jumps down and takes of to the door upstairs* I'll be right there! Keep him on the phone till then!

Babs: *cuckles and brings the phone back to her ear* do you beliave it?.... yeah, yeah....

Babs: *starts rolling towars the elevator* well, he put he in charge of keeping you company, so tell me....

*and she's off as well*

Batfam: .....

Tim: I didn't just halucinated that, right? She did say Dick has a boyfriend

Jason: you heard that too? Thanks fuck, I thought I was going crazy

Setph: you already are

Bruce.exe stopped working

[mourningliliesmorningglories]

James: there’s 206 bones in the human body

James: 207 if I’m watching the new Slytherin seeker

Sirius: what the fuck…

[nightthief200]

[Before Cass has a dance recital]

Dick: Cass, break a leg.

Damian: That’s an awful thing to say.

Tim: It means good luck.

Damian: Oh, then Cass, I sincerely hope you are hit by a bus.

[hurtspideyparker]

Peter: I collect parental figures like they're pokemon cards

Stephen: How's that working out for you

Peter: ...I also collect parental issues

Stephen *facepalms*: You're an embarrassment

Peter: Hey! Don't make me look up to you and value your care

Stephen: ...

Stephen: Did you just threaten me with your love?

Peter: Yep. It's as deadly as a serial killer

Stephen:

Peter: It's actually caused a lot of attachment issues for me

[plistommy]

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #75

Guess who's rewatching TOS for the gazillionth time ?????

[ratioaven]

[h4unted-d4rling]

What seat are you taking?

I’m picking three. I need to shoot my shot with that damn triangle

[shorthaltsjester]

if i keep seeing so many people refer to ayden as an indication of an unknown softness in pelor i will start setting things on fire. just because YOU cannot handle nuance does not mean the story of exandria has not contained it and done so consistently. in fact the first in depth interaction that any party had with pelor (vex becoming his champion) was a portrayal of him that was explicit in his complexity. taken straight from the transcript for 1x104 elysium, “[vex you] spin and look, whereas there once was a burning star-- and to the rest of [vox machina], you see the painful, endless light that averts your gaze-- it doesn't hurt your eyes as much, and you can see the faint features, the soft cheeks, the hairless head, and the bright warm eyes of he who brings the dawn. And you can see the smile there, behind the light. “there is hope.”” sunlight can warm you and burn you in equal measure.

that burning image of the sun has much in common with a teenage boy who steps into a dark room, and reminds the dm that it’s not dark. the same way that a teenage boy who stands by as a woman who will not give up her worship of pelor is punished because he has more important responsibilities he must honour has much in common with a seemingly benevolent lord of the dawn might respond harshly to a cleric who asks if he is worth saving while he is trying to find a way to survive so he might keep helping to provide light. the gods aren’t simple and they never have been. i am as psyched about the particular angle that downfall is taking as anybody but it is already frustrating watching people act like the gods are suddenly more nuanced because they’re in literally mortal bodies when the entire Point of the gods in exandria in the various stories we’ve seen so far is that the only difference they have with mortals is the bounds of their power. they carry all the same flaws and the same profundity. just because so much of the fandom has reduced that to black and white flatness or faulty mapping onto real world religions (or the various traumas those might have caused individuals) doesn’t mean that complexity has been missing at all from the story.

[madebypointlesswords]

Merlin, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There is blood on my hands.

[pkrosche]

Derek, checking on his boyfriend after a fight with the most recent monster of the week: Stiles, how's your head?

Stiles, grinning dopily: You haven't had any complaints 😉

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Rachel, texting: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AND MAX???

Chloe: WE'RE FUCKING

Chloe: GETTING [not delivered]

Chloe: DRINKS [not delivered]

Rachel, to herself: Oh, well, finally.

[middle-o-nowhere]

Incorrect COD Quote:

Ghost texting price: Price! Help I’m being kidnapped!

Price: Where are you?

Ghost: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Price: I’ll call soap.

Soap answering his cell: ‘Ello?

Price: Where Ghost? He reacted me he’s being kidnapped.

Soap: …I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Soap: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISNT THAT BAD!

Ghost: WHO ARE YOU!?

[taemoniquee]

Tony: Pete, what do you do when life gives you lemons?

Peter: You make apple juice because lemons are sour and just a hint that life is never sweet enough to give you what you truly want, so you always gotta go on your own path and end up doing everything yourself. Hence the making of sweet and trustworthy apple juice.

Tony:

Tony: What the actual fuck, Pete?

[headcanonthings]

[Danny's attempt #58 trying to get the pack to admit they're werewolves] Danny: You wanna tell me something, cutie? Isaac: What? Danny: The fact that you've got fucking glow-in-the-dark stickers for eyes? Isaac, panicking and blurting out: I accidentally drank the glow stick liquid when I was a kid. Danny: ?????