#canon ironstrange

[ineffablesheets]

strange: I’ve got some ancient spells to learn today

tony: do any of them involve kissing me?

Strange: No

tony: sounds like a waste of time, honestly.

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

[funkylittlebidiot]

Harley: please! You HAVE to remember Peter! He’s really annoying and talks too much and his friends are always in our business for some reason- but he’s your son and my brother!

Stephen: it’s okay, Harley, we believe you.

Tony: You really love him, huh?

Harley: yeah! And you guys love him too!

Peter: Most of the time more than him!

[fanartka]

Imagine if they survive the battle with Thanos. Oh wait... isn't this actually canon?

[inklver]

ironstrange week day 7 - purple (@ironstrangehaven)

something about violets being gifted to newlyweds and symbolizing faithfulness/everlasting love

[pocketsizedcat]

heres the thing i dont give a shit about "canon" theyre not fucking real who gives a shit, im gonna make them kiss in my silly little posts and my silly little fanfics and im gonna talk about it as if its real and yall can suck my dick

[kyuyua]

I was using some random otp prompt generator and this was perfect

[thesetwoidiots]

Steve: So, I'm bringing beans, Clint's bringing Mac and cheese, Scott's bringing pasta salad, Bruce is bringing chili...

Natasha: I've got drinks.

Wanda: Vision and I will handle utensils and napkins.

Bucky: I'll make sure no one gets hurt. Again.

Tony: I'm hosting, so I'm providing the venue. What about you, Stephanie? What's the plan for you and the kid?

What If! and Tony's!Stephen, with their country asses: *With More Aggression Than necessary* RUNZA!

[kiki-shortsnout]

Chapters: 1/13 Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange Characters: Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Pepper Potts, Christine Palmer, Loki (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Thanos (Marvel), Ebony Maw, Wong (Marvel), Karl Mordo Additional Tags: Established Relationship, True Love, Torture, Imprisonment, Loki & Tony Stark Friendship, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, BAMF Tony Stark, Protective Stephen Strange, Established Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Grieving, Anal Sex, Eventual Smut, Psychological Torture, Recovery, Partial Mind Control, Superior Iron Man Reference, Top Stephen Strange, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt Tony Stark, Mentions of Drunk Driving Summary:

The Law of Entanglement: When two particles, such as a pair of photons or electrons, become entangled, they remain connected even when separated by vast distances.

What if Stephen and Tony were in an established relationship before the Battle of New York, and when Tony took the nuke into the wormhole, he never came back?

Four years have passed, and after grieving for his fiancé, Stephen has now become a Master of the Mystic Arts. As he’s about to leave on a mission, he opens a portal and Tony falls out. Stephen knows the man he loved has been imprisoned and tortured, but he doesn’t understand why Tony keeps having visions of an alien named Thanos.

[superiorsuicide]

there is something so alluring about yaoi where one guy asks the other to sacrifice himself for a cause

[hithertoundreamtof23]

Whumptober 2023, day 1

Prompt- "how many fingers am I holding up?"

Canon divergence of Infinity War.

~~ Excerpt::

Stephen turned his head just in time to vomit on the ground.

“Are you kidding me right now?”

Stephen groaned again. Why was the room spinning?

That was a stupid question, Doctor Strange, renowned neurosurgeon.

Whumptober 2023 Masterlist

[ineffablesheets]

tony: so... does your magic mean you can always teleport to me?

strange: yes.

tony: even in the shower?

strange: especially in the shower

[clockwayswrites]

Escargot (snippet)

“I’m never going to be able to eat escargot again,” Clint said. He was bent over, hands braced on his legs, as he tried to catch his breath.

“You never ate escargot to began with,” Coulson deadpanned as he came onto the scene and looked at the carnage around the heroes. Carefully, he stepped around a puddle of green, viscous slime.

“Why would I? It’s snails. Who actually wants to eat snails?”

“Escargot is just an excuse to eat a lot of garlic and butter,” Iron Man said. He hovered above the battlefield, staying well out of the mess that was the scattered remains of the inter dimensional, giant, snail like creatures. The shells alone were the size of small cars. It was sort of impressive. “These would need… so much butter.”

“Please stop talking about eating them,” Steve begged. He was still trying to shake the slime off of his gloves. Punching the things had come at a steep cost to the red white and blue.  

Iron Man tilted his head and gave a shrug. The move was exaggerate enough to telegraph through the armor. “It’s better than talking about the tongues.”

“Yeah, nope, let’s not talk about those either!” Clint agreed, waving an arm in front of him. “I never needed to know that snails had tongues.”

“Actually, they’re called radulas. The Cone Snail’s radular harpoons are one of the fastest attacks of any animal,” Bruce said. His words were a little muffled as he finished pulling a S.H.E.I.L.D branded t-shirt over his head. He paused in his effort of trying to fix his hair, distracted by adding the horrifying fact. “Oh, and they deliver a neuroexcitatory peptide. It’s actually really fasci—”

“Bruce, I’m sure it really, really is, but if you don’t stop talking, I think Hawkeye might hurl,” Iron man said.

“I’m surprised that he hasn’t already,” Natasha commented. She was somehow almost impeccably clean. Probably because, unlike the rest of the ground team, she had stayed well away from the Hulk and his utter joy at battling the ‘squishy slime things’.

[waytoobitofunction]

No fr for some reason if a ship is canon it loses it's power ykwim

"but they are not canon"

Do I look like I give a fuck

[fanartka]

Not on my watch!

Imagine that Tony tried to sacrifice himself in the battle with Thanos and almost died, but one Doctor-Neurosurgeon-Sorcerer saves him

[fieldsofview]

The concept of pre-canon IronStrange then being exes in Infinity War is so funny to me. Like:

For Stephen, you have this fling from Med School that you didn't really put enough care into to make work (Med School is busy and difficult, okay?) who you've now seen on TV become one of the world's most powerful people and a superhero. But you ignore it and focus on your own life, only to end up with magic and *knowing* that you're inevitably going to run into each other again. But you procrastinate because there are more important things to worry about, like reality itself.

And then for Tony, you have this person who was the hot, smart, young thing at the time for you (because they have like a canon age difference of a decade-ish) who you really didn't treat how you probably should have because you were in your playboy douche-canoe phase. But also like it worked for a while because you both stayed too busy for any real commitment. And then it fizzles out with some harsh words and you move on to the next hot, young thing, eventually getting kidnapped and becoming a superhero. You've got a string of exes you can't pay any mind too as the years go on, yada yada, it is what it is. And then he just *shows up* with magic and more attitude than you remember, flinging insults and getting attacked/taken by aliens.

It's just so funny to me. IronStrange is not one of my top ships but like, I get it. It makes me want to write something to explore their "I'm better/smarter than you" dynamic, as toxic as it is