#incorrect state quotes

[incorrect-states-quotes]

I'm just saying... New York would have never.

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce died(?) again

Jason: Well, it's my turn.

Dick: What are you talking about?

Jason: Everytime Bruce is gone, one of you starts to act just like him, pushing everyone away, acting as only you can be right, and fighting anyone that gets in your way. Dick did it, Tim did it, even Cass kind of did it. So, this time, I will do it.

Tim: Isn't that how you act all the time?

Jason: Whoa, fuck you. You are so banned from historical drama movie nights.

[batcavescolony]

Zeus: POSEIDON CONTROL YOUR CHILD!

Poseidon: I can do one of two things. I can be the God of the Sea or I can control Perseus Jackson. I cannot possibly do both.

[amandamadeathing]

Social network post for Echo

[draco-glacialis]

Sharon: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!

Billy: Six? I only got three!

Lilia: You guys got sleep?

Agatha, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??

[whizzing-fizzbee]

Sebastian, watching MC study: I’d kill to see you naked.

MC: Sorry, what was that?

Sebastian: …I still need to eat cake soon.

Ominis: He said he’d kill to see you naked.

[caslutz]

Ted Lasso Text posts: Part #3 (royjamie’s verison)

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[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: Wylan just asked me if I was mad at him for having the flu? Like hon, you were so delirious last night you thought we were late for a council meeting, dragged me into the bathroom and began presenting an idea to your own reflection

Jesper: Im not mad, Im entertained

[feelingthedisaster]

non-fox: you bet on your coach's sex life?

matt: we bet on everyone's sex life

[incorrect-states-quotes]

Alabama: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

Georgia: ...What the fuck?

Oklahoma: They mean they're having an idea.

[alien-slushie]

Alastor: Ugh, I heard a disgusting little rumor that all of Hell thinks Lucifer and I are "friends".

Angel Dust: Don't worry smiles, I'll take care of it.

Alastor: That's oddly kind of you Angel.

Angel: Hey! I am a very kind and loving person. Just leave it to me.

Alastor: Hmmm

*later*

Lucifer, barging into the hotel: Why does all of Hell think Me and Alastor are in a steamy love affair?!

Alastor: ....you had one job.

Angel: Qué Será Será.

[incorrect-mtg]

Kaya: One hour alone in a rage room could fix me.

Lavinia: I could fix a rage room alone in one hour.

Kaya:

Kaya: That's not... The goal of rage rooms?

Lavinia: I know. But I could do it. Easily

[xielianlover2]

Lang Qianqiu: What is your favorite mythical story, Guoshi?

Xie Lian: The Story Of My Will To Live

Lang Qianqiu: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2594

Unless they're demons, of course. Then they're just Horny Boys. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

"Daddy": 34:06 - The Death Row Poltergeists of Missouri State Penitentiary

"Head potential": 43:23 - The Trapped Spirits of a Haunted Escape Room

[mari-thesapphic-lady]

Agatha, having started living with Rio and their twins, few months ago

Agatha: I can't believe I missed the chance to see Death pregnant! With a baby bump! With twins!

Rio: Yeah, you missed, mi amor. I've never looked better.

Agatha: Can we have another baby?

Rio: No, Ags, no.

Agatha: But I want to see you pregnant.

Rio: So check out the photo album. I'm not going through another pregnancy, Ags.

Agatha: It can't have been that bad.

Rio: It wasn't, and I wouldn't mind having more children. I love my babies with all my black heart.

Agatha: But?

Rio: But I won't give you that so easily. Blame yourself, Aggie.

[poison-marshmellow]

Florida: Yeah, I was created in like 15-

Gov: 15?!?

Florida:

Gov: Your birth year starts with 15?!