#whizzing fizzbee incorrect quotes
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whizzing-fizzbee · 8 days ago
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Sebastian, trying to flirt with MC: Are you on the naughty or nice list this year?
MC: I’m always on the nice list.
Sebastian: I’m on the naughty list.
Ominis: Most murderers are.
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whizzing-fizzbee · 11 days ago
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Sebastian: What would you like for Christmas? MC: I don’t know, I haven’t thought about it. Sebastian: I was thinking about giving you my last name. MC: What? Sebastian: Nothing. Ominis: I think you two should both hibernate for the winter.
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whizzing-fizzbee · 22 days ago
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Sebastian: You sure use Revelio a lot.
MC: You sure used Avada Kedavra once.
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whizzing-fizzbee · 26 days ago
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Sebastian and MC just completed a friendly duel-
Sebastian: That was brilliant. You really wore me out.
MC: That trick you did with your wand was so impressive.
Sebastian: But the way you finished me off was incredible.
Ominis: Are we still talking about dueling???
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whizzing-fizzbee · 17 days ago
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Sebastian: Do you think MC would go out with me if I win at Crossed Wands?
Ominis: I think MC would go out with you if you simply asked.
Sebastian: And they say I’m the one with all the crazy ideas.
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whizzing-fizzbee · 2 months ago
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Sebastian, watching MC study: I’d kill to see you naked.
MC: Sorry, what was that?
Sebastian: …I still need to eat cake soon.
Ominis: He said he’d kill to see you naked.
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whizzing-fizzbee · 21 days ago
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MC: Sebastian! Ominis! I just dueled a poltergeist and a giant monster made of furniture! He kidnapped me and stalked me with mannequins!
Sebastian and Ominis start laughing hysterically-
Sebastian: Did you get into the firewhiskey?
Ominis: Perhaps you should get your head checked at the hospital wing.
MC: …How would you two like to own a shop in Hogsmeade?
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whizzing-fizzbee · 1 month ago
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Anne: So now that you and Garreth broke up, have you gone out with anyone else?
MC: Actually, I have.
Anne: Who?
MC: …
Anne: ???
MC: It’s your brother.
Anne: This curse can’t kill me fast enough.
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whizzing-fizzbee · 30 days ago
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MC: Sebastian, did you eat my apple?
Sebastian: An apple a day keeps the Healer away.
MC: I hope to become a Healer someday.
Sebastian: I hate apples.
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whizzing-fizzbee · 2 months ago
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MC and Sebastian are dueling during a Crossed Wands tournament-
Lucan: Do you think Sebastian will ever accept the fact he’ll never beat MC?
Leander: No. I assume the make-up sex is worth the ass whooping.
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whizzing-fizzbee · 2 months ago
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MC, trying to study: Sebastian, if you don’t shut up, I’m going to tie you up.
Sebastian: Don’t threaten me with a good time.
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whizzing-fizzbee · 14 days ago
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Ominis and MC are playing Wizard Clue in the Undercroft-
Sebastian: Hey, what are you two pl-
MC: Was it Sebastian with Avada Kedavra in the catacomb?
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whizzing-fizzbee · 1 month ago
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Sebastian: I love you so much.
MC: I love you, too.
Sebastian: I love you more.
MC: No, I love you more.
Ominis: Good grief, it’s bad enough being blind, now I wish I was deaf.
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whizzing-fizzbee · 1 month ago
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Ominis: Everyone can see you’re in love with MC.
Sebastian: But Ominis, you can’t s-
Ominis: Shut up or I’ll tell her.
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whizzing-fizzbee · 1 month ago
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Sebastian: Did you hear, Prewett's going to ask MC to Hogsmeade? Ominis: I heard. Sebastian: That git really thinks he deserves a chance? He's repugnant for even trying. I should- Ominis: Careful, or you're going to catch another murder charge.
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whizzing-fizzbee · 1 month ago
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Sebastian: I swear there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you.
MC: Will you stop picking on Leander?
Sebastian: Absolutely not.
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