#agatha harkness x lady death

[mari-thesapphic-lady]

Rio: *sigh*

Rio: I miss my wife, sis.

Infinity: *stare at her*

Eternity: *starts laughing*

Rio: I miss her a lot.

[lucidmagic]

Sneak peek of my AgathaRio AU.

Attempts at humor abound. Rio is a loser lesbian (based off me lol) and Wanda is persistent.

I will provide more details when I have more written, but for now, I am keeping the premise close to my chest.

Trying to get this chapter out before New Year's but who knows.

Hope you enjoyed!

[itberice]

[evgar]

because i could not stop for Death

she kindly stopped for me

[zaffiri-saffici]

Nicky was always meant to be stillborn. He was never supposed to live after birth, but Rio gave Agatha more time with him, and in turn he got more time with Agatha.

Whether it was implied or not, he was always the son of Death. He was always supposed to go home to his other mother. When Death finally beckoned him home that night, Rio wouldn’t allow him to join her until he kissed Agatha’s cheek. And he knew, instantaneously, to kiss Agatha not once, but twice.

Once from him, and once from Rio.

Though he was always meant to join Death at her side, Rio gave Agatha the chance to be his mother, too, and now I am a mess about it and will be thinking about this for a long time.

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11/4 edit: Wow, y'all have completely overwhelmed me with your love for this little meta, so as thanks, I turned it into a bit of fic we can all cry together about.

Read "Once (Twice) from Nicky" on AO3.

11/19 edit: So I have Agathario brain rot now (ty Jac Schaeffer) and couldn’t help starting a longer form fic because this family just makes me a mess. So, in light of this, I am selfishly adding the link to this fic below so we can all be messes together.

Read “Five Stages (in Grief’s Embrace)” on AO3.

[multifandominfj]

[lanalover666]

can we just talk about the fact that the LAST thing Agatha said to Rio was “Why don’t you plant a few azaleas on your way out?” and then when she died, Rio planted every flower she could think of for her. I FEAR NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ANYONE AS MUCH AS RIO LOVES AGATHA !!

[caseynovaksecretgf]

Mommy issues

[rickyriddle]

[holyblanchett]

They were holding hands y'all... this is my last straw wtf. I am never getting over this. We lost on so many levels it needs to be studied.

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Rio: I am a cosmic force, I am the natural order of all things and I won’t be treated like this!

Agatha: Are you done?

Rio: I’m the natural order of things

Agatha: Finished?

Rio: But���but I’m…I’m death

Agatha: You’re a brat

Rio:…I’m a cosmic entity…

Agatha: You still have to wash the dishes and tidy the kitchen

Rio: But- but

Agatha: No buts! You made the mess you clean it! Without magic!

Rio revealing her skeletal face and green magic: No

Agatha: Oooohh you’re so big and scary

Rio trying to smile: Yes I am

Agatha: And such a good girl, a very good girl, you’d do anything I ask wouldn’t you?

Rio:….yes?

Agatha: Then do the damn dishes *walks off*

Rio:…Wait? You tricked me!

Agatha: Come find me when you’ve finished and maybe I’ll reward you!

Rio grumbling: I’m death….I’m the one keeping the world spinning and ferrying souls to the afterlife *starts cleaning the kitchen*

[mari-thesapphic-lady]

Agatha, having started living with Rio and their twins, few months ago

Agatha: I can't believe I missed the chance to see Death pregnant! With a baby bump! With twins!

Rio: Yeah, you missed, mi amor. I've never looked better.

Agatha: Can we have another baby?

Rio: No, Ags, no.

Agatha: But I want to see you pregnant.

Rio: So check out the photo album. I'm not going through another pregnancy, Ags.

Agatha: It can't have been that bad.

Rio: It wasn't, and I wouldn't mind having more children. I love my babies with all my black heart.

Agatha: But?

Rio: But I won't give you that so easily. Blame yourself, Aggie.

[uhhhh-em-draws-stuff]

Wdym only 3 of them survived and they don’t still talk??? ☹️☹️☹️☹️

Anyways coven sleepover!

[itberice]

Agatha All Along I Follow Me My Friend, To Glory at the End

[evgar]

kiss of death

graphite and watercolors on paper

[shutupineedtothink]

Wait wait wait I'm sorry did I hear right, did Aubrey say that Kathryn called her about the part, not Jac? What was that conversation like?? Was she like hey so I'm getting my own Marvel show, do you wanna be my centuries long estranged lesbian lover also we're witches also you're the embodiment of Death and you get to carry around a sick knife and be unhinged oh and we have a son together and the most tragic timeline possible and I hate you but you're never getting over me ever? Also we're definitely gonna kiss. Would you be into that? And Aubrey was like girl where do I sign. Is that how this happened??

Like these are the conversations I need to be a fly on the wall for.