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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 1 year ago

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Alec Lightwood: You know, sometimes I really think I can be too straight.

Magnus Bane: (covered in bi merch and sipping an iced coffee) How unfortunate for you.

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alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane · 2 years ago

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Jace: Any idiot would know that.

Simon: I knew that!

Jace: See?

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labryslabyrinth · 2 years ago

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Alec: How on Earth did he get hurt?

Clary: Well… I kinda distracted Jace

Alec: What. Did. You. Do

Clary: There was a knife flying towards him so I yelled DUCK

Alec:

Clary: He freaked out and tumbled down the stairs

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dayque · 2 months ago

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Magnus is like "Shadowhunters are annoying creatures" and then proceeds to save every generation's ass, marry a angel son and raise his own mini shadowhunter

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onceandfuturelesbian · 9 months ago

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merlin, frantically trying to save arthur: is he gonna be alright?!

kilgharrah: i don’t know, does he normally just lay like that without moving?

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feanoryen · 3 months ago

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Ty & Dru: *wearing slightly lighter shades of black*

Helen: I see you're breaking out the spring colors.

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carelessflower · 4 months ago

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Max: dad-dad!!! does bapak read dinosaurs to me lots cause he was there with them

Alec: yes, he created the asteroid that wiped them out

Magnus: okay I'm old but not that old

Rafael: bet he was the one to eat the apple and framed Eva bc he's a coward😔😔😔

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overheardinidris · 11 months ago

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Magnus: I want to wake up next to you every day for the rest of our lives.

Alec: I wake up at 4:30 am.

Magnus: …

Magnus: I want to see you every day for the rest of our lives.

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stormwvr · 5 months ago

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james and lucie herondale whenever will speaks of jem

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starrieshq · 5 months ago

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Tessa: Crap. The printer broke while printing Kit's birthday invitations.

Jem: What was it supposed to say?

Tessa: "Kit's Birthday"

Jem: What does it say now?

Tessa: "Kit's Bi"

Jem:

Jem: Works out either way.

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culiehua · 6 months ago

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Magnus: Sir, you are honorbound to protect these kids. Can you handle that?

Chairman: meow

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 1 year ago

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Jace Herondale: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.

Jace Herondale: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Jace Herondale: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

Clary Fairchild: …….

Simon Lewis: (Done with Jace’s bs) This is Monopoly.

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alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane · 2 years ago

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Simon: Alec is amazing at concentrating. Once he starts reading, the only way he’ll notice you is if you take his book away. Not even if you hit him or shove him!

Izzy: That was him ignoring you.

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kaitcreates · 11 months ago

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Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.