#incorrect shadowhunters quotes

[dayque]

Magnus' POV of his closet

Alec's POV of Magnus' closet

Max and Rafa POV of Magnus' closet

[overheardinidris]

Magnus: I want to wake up next to you every day for the rest of our lives.

Alec: I wake up at 4:30 am.

Magnus: …

Magnus: I want to see you every day for the rest of our lives.

[kaitcreates]

Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.

[culiehua]

Magnus: Sir, you are honorbound to protect these kids. Can you handle that?

Chairman: meow

[the-mortal-incorrects]

Isabelle: You just said ‘I love you’. Simon, panicking: I say that all the time! Hey bro, I love you! Jace: Love you too, Simon. Simon: See, it means nothing! Jace: HEY!!

[marrr444]

Belial: My grandchildren accused me of favoritism.

James:

Lucie:

Everyone:

Belial: It is quite true, the girl version of my grandson is utterly useless to me.

[balladofbells]

Tessa: bro your relationship with your parabatai is borderline homosexual and I think that’s beautiful

Will and Jem:

[whosralf]

*Ragnor and Magnus arguing*

Alec :why are they arguing??

Catarina :Ragnor just brought back Imasu's story

Ragnor,screaming :YOUR MUSIC WAS SHIT!

Magnus,doing the same thing :I WASN'T THAT BAD,COME ON!

[justarandomgirly]

Magnus: You can stay.

Alec: Cool.

Magnus: But your clothes must go.

[matthewfairchildssilverflask]

Imagine Will Heronadale being told he needs to scan the QR code to order at a restaurant-

[emilyskinners]

[dayque]

The Simon Lewis subplot in every TIM book

City of bones

City of ashes

City of Glass

City of Fallen angels

City of lost souls

City of Heavenly Fire

[overheardinidris]

Maryse: you’re not good enough for my son.

Magnus: you’re not good enough for your son.

Maryse: excuse me?

Magnus: you heard me.

[cityofdownwardspirals]

*after Malec break-up*

Jace: Hey, I am going to the store, do you want anything?

Alec, in tears: Magnus...

Jace, turning his pockets inside out: Dude, I have like... 5 dollars.

[culiehua]

raziel: Your insolence goes too far.

simon: Wrong. It can go a lot further.

[the-mortal-incorrects]

Alec: So, what’s your type? Magnus: Dark-haired, blue eyes, goth outfits, dense and shorter than me. Alec: That sounds like me, but too bad I am not a girl ^-^ Magnus: Did I mention dense? Alec: Yes. Magnus: Just checking.