overheardinidris

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Alec, slightly delusional from blood loss: You have… beautiful eyes..

Magnus, flustered: He's lost his mind!

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Alec: This can’t get any worse. Can it?

Clary: Sure it can - just give me a minute.

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Alec: Where’s Max?

Izzy: Around.

Alec: Around?

Alec: You don’t have any idea, do you?

Max, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

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Maia: Do you cook?

Izzy: I made a cake once.

Alec: Yeah, it was good.

Izzy: Really?

Alec: Don’t make me lie twice, Izzy.

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Magnus: Are you alright? You look like you didn’t sleep last night.

Alec: I got a solid eight minutes.

Alec: Not consecutively but still it’s fine. You’re not even that blurry.

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Alec: *answering his phone* Hello?

Clary: It’s Clary.

Alec: What did she do this time?

Clary: No, I mean, it’s me, Clary. It’s actually me.

Alec: What did you do this time?

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Catarina: Magnus, do you want to talk about what happened during your childhood? That had to be pretty traumatising.

Magnus: Nope. I’ll just keep all my feelings right here *points to his chest*

Catarina: And then?

Magnus: And then, one day, I’ll die.

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Clary: I need advice.

Clary: Never mind. I already did the stupid thing.

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Izzy: Come on, Alec, we never ask you for anything!

Alec: You guys ask me for everything.

Jace: So what’s one more thing?

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Maryse: you’re not good enough for my son.

Magnus: you’re not good enough for your son.

Maryse: excuse me?

Magnus: you heard me.

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Isabelle: The term girlfriend implies the existence of a girlfoe. This is a service I am willing to provide.

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Clary: Simon isn’t talking to me.

Alec: Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Magnus, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

Alec, confused: I mean, this is my institute, so yeah.

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Alec: I'm sorry, but in what world was that plan going to work out?

Clary: Well I was hoping in this one.

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Alec, grumbling: Great, we're surrounded.

Jace, calm: Excellent. We can attack in any direction.

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Magnus: Sometimes you just gotta start a cult to cope with your mental health issues, and that’s okay

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Aline: So, Alec, there's a rumour going around that you're dating Magnus Bane.

Alec: Rumour?

Alec: Are you telling me some people doubt it?

Aline: Where are you going?

Alec: I need to fix this. There shouldn't be any doubt.