#incorrect power ranger quotes

[regaliasonata]

Javi: Sometimes I wish I was on a team with my sister and four spousal candidates.

Izzy: You were saying?

Zayto, Amelia, Ollie and Aiyon:

Izzy: You'd be the male wife in all of those situations.

Javi:

[hunterkhean]

Let me introduce you to my Favorite Power ranger

Another Silly incorrect Quotes, i just like the thought of him being a sarcastic Bitch-

Other incorrect Quotes

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 6, Part 7

[fandomnerd9602]

Anna marie with an SPD shadow ranger boyfriend

And it's her first time seeing him "morph," and she thinks it's the coolest thing ever, and for shits and giggles, let's say the ranger suit let's her touch him without It too

Even better if he saves her from like 20 sentinels by himself and carries her to safety

Reader: turns and looks at anna Let's go home, sweetheart

Anna: absolutely star struck

Y/N lands as the Sentinel explodes…

Y/N: baby are you alright?!

Rogue:

Y/N: baby?

Rogue: sugah you look…(purrs)

Y/N picks her up bridal style…

Y/N: let’s go home

Rogue holds tight to her ranger…

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo & April: Wait, who are fighting? Raph: Anyone who's not a primary color. Donnie, Mikey & Casey: >:(

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

11: Did I die?

Amy: Yes.

River: No.

Rory: Little bit.

[pepperangers]

in a quick panic for an excuse one day, a red ranger insists on the existence of a Red Ranger Council that every red is a part of. they use it to communicate and plan, according to the ranger

news travels fast between teams, and the reds - who don’t need any context but will always back up a fellow leader’s schemes - agree without hesitation when asked

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taylor: no way this is true

cole, had no idea about this but always ready to lie out of his ass without breaking a sweat: i have the minutes from our last meeting

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casey: i got my invitation when i was visited in a prophetic dream

rj: by WHO

casey, dead serious: recruitment’s been easier since the mystic force team

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kendall: this all just seems a little far-fetched

tyler: i have a life outside of this cave

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lucas: but this wasn’t on record anywhere in history

wes: why would it be? we all know about it

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it’s in their dna, even the newest reds accept this as fact. reds will never ever lie to their rangers, but like HELL are they going down for this single moment of weakness. it’s beyond their control now, out of their hands. they might as well just create a council at this point. they’re in too deep to come clean.

[cupcakes-are-ours]

he would. is the thing

[comingupforblair]

Yoko: Do anything fun last night?

Wednesday: At Enid’s request, we watched Power Rangers (2017).

Yoko: The film with the short, grumpy Mexican and the sentient ray of pink sunshine who is in love with her?

Wednesday: Yes. I don’t know why Enid thought it appropriate for movie night but I found it enjoyable. But I found it hard to believe that Trini could fail to see Kim’s blatant crush on her or that anyone could be so blind to such attraction.

Yoko: Uh huh. So how did you watch it?

Wednesday: On Enid’s bed, cuddling and lying with the stuffed animals I won her.

Wednesday: Like I said, I don’t know how anyone could be do oblivious to someone having a crush on them.

Yoko: Me neither.

[regaliasonata]

Minh: Hola, soy Minh! Can you help me find Rita, where is she?

Kids: Behind you!

Minh: Good! Now what do we do now?

Kids: Kill the robot bitch!

Minh: Good job! *holds power drill*

Rita: Wait what!

Minh sounds like Dora the Explorer I swear to god I can never unhear that

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

You know, Zordon never contacts us to say, ‘Hey let’s have fun!’ It’s always ‘Hey, how would you all like to go and get yourselves killed?’

Zack Taylor, Power Rangers (2017)

[kenobivirgin69]

Antonio: *to other rangers* if i run and jump at Jayden, he'll drop anything he has in his hands to catch me.

Jayden: *walking in with take-out bags*

Antonio: *runs towards Jayden*

Jayden: Toni no, I have- *drops everything to catch Antonio*

Jayden: *wrapping arms around his boyfriend* you're lucky i love you

Mike: *staring at dropped food, trying not to cry* THAT WAS MY FOOD

[regaliasonata]

Chase: Whatcha doing there baby raptor?

Riley: Training. *does sword swings*

Chase: Hmm, you know I'm pretty good with swords too.

Riley: Really?

Chase: Yeah, got a good grip on them *smirks*

Riley: Shut up!

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

A teenager with a big mouth. Not much has changed in 3000 years.

Exar Kun, about Kyp Durron

[miss-morgans-lover]

Some PRDC Textposts I've Made (Part 1):

@spookyblazecoffee @themundanemudperson @the-gays-ever @grimfoxy-and-friends @rawrloooool @gayferret420

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[After The Power Inside Her] Donnie: Did... I die? Leo: Yes. Raph: No. Mikey: A little bit.

[augment-techs]

Tommy (post-breakup with Kim): Anybody know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment?

Bulk and Skull (at the same time): Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell.