#incorrect op quotes

[laughtalelogs]

one piece smau - you have a devil fruit power, but didn’t tell the strawhats. (fem!reader)

my first attempt at one of these. I think I might make more lmao, also franky and Jinbei decided it would be best not to comment bc they’re definitely laughing their asses off LMAO.

here’s another smau I made - (x)

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[chillin-at-partys-bar]

Young Luffy: So what does coffee taste like? Shanks: Not as good as it smells. Young Luffy: So like shampoo? Shanks: Exactly. Benn, overhearing the conversation: wha-

[tiger-grace]

Flash: what the hell happened with no metas in gotham?

Batman: Signal is a special case, I trust him solely as one of gotham’s vigilantes-

Flash: What? No. I’m talking about the blue one. I saw him lift like, 1000 pounds the other day.

Batman: … it was that or therapy

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

[tremordusk]

Lilia: oh fuck

Rio, slinging an arm over her shoulder: Lilia and I go way back~

Jen, surprised: What’s your guys history?

*The history in question*

Lilia, fighting Dracula in the woods: *slaps him in the face*

Rio, watching from afar behind a tree: You are sick-

Lilia stabs him with a stake

Rio: I’m in love with you, I’m in love with you, I love you

Lilia, gets bitten but tosses him off her

Rio: You feel nothing you’re just dead inside

Lilia, going in with the RKO move

Rio: I love you, I love you, I just love you

Lilia, standing triumphantly over Dracula’s dead body

Rio, breathily: Take me, I love you…take me, birth me inside of you and pull me out—

[norakbubbles]

Sanji: I am 100% straight

Nami: Zoro, freshly showered, in nothing but a towel

Sanji: I am 90% straight

Robin: Law in his scrubs and no hat

Sanji: I am 80% straight

Usopp: Ace with fingerless gloves

Sanji: I am not straight

[firefistacesfreckles]

it's them i fear

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 6

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5]

[hearteyespierce]

[littlecub9666]

Y/N: *standing in the doorway of bedroom* Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Jason: *sitting on the bed, looking up from the book* I have a gun inside the nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

[laughtalelogs]

straw hats + reader see Soul King in concert 🎸⭐️

this one was sm fun !! I made u a seamstress so I wouldn’t have to use y/n. sorry no jinbei, I need to rewatch some more to get a better feel for him! if it’s too hard to read I’ll edit it, I want all my vision impaired besties to enjoy too!

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[chillin-at-partys-bar]

[young shanks and buggy getting into trouble] marine: what’re your names ? shanks: don’t tell him buggy marine: ✍️ buggy shanks: shit- buggy: nice one shanks marine: ✍️ and shanks buggy: goddamnit

[luxthestrange]

OP Incorrect quotes#61 Bear-er

Y/n: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake~ Zoro: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear Y/n: ... Y/n: You mean ring bear-ER, right? Zoro: ... Y/n: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Zoro & Bear earlier that day

[reineydraws]

mihawk's judging buggy pretty hard for a guy who said yes to shanks's begging lol.

if the late pirate king's rizz technique aint broke, dont fix it!

[adozowa]

Incorrect quotes #12

Reader: "It's hot on the bottom."

*giving a pot with food to zoro*

Zoro: *Reaches out for the bottom*

Reader: "it's hot on the bottom..."

Zoro: *still reaching for the bottom*

Reader: "IT'S HOTT ON THE BOTTTOOOOMMMM!!!?!?!?"

*Sanji laughing his ass off behind zoro*

[iclarye]

Nami: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Zoro without him noticing?

Sanji: Hey, mosshead, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Zoro: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Nami: ...