#incorrect minecraft sos quotes

[alien-slushie]

Jimmy: So you're saying I can't kill the dragon because I died already, is that it?!

Fwip: No, I'm saying you can't kill the dragon because you're in a maid outfit. If it makes you feel any better I don't think Sausage could kill the dragon in that dress either.

Sausage: Maybe not but I'd make one radiant maid!

[hollowgl0w]

Life series/hermitcraft incorrect quotes

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

HOTCH: I won’t be joining you for game night tonight. Garcia said you’re playing ‘Mein Kraft’, and I’d rather not.

EMILY: *laughing* Playing what?

HOTCH: Mein Kraft.

SPENCER: Do you mean ‘Minecraft’?

HOTCH: That’s what I said.

EMILY: No, you said ‘Mein Kraft.’ It’s ‘Minecraft,’ not ‘Mein Kraft,’ it wasn’t made by Hitler.

(Inspired by: ‘Motherland’)

[thecatghost111]

The CG + Purple as things I’ve said out of context

Red: “Sorry guys, I almost died on the way here but WHERE ARE THE CATS!? I NEED TO SEE THE CATS! THE CATS!”

TSC/ Orange: “I just walked all the way across this entire building to get a fork, just to find out there’s already a fork in my bag. SHUT UP, I GOT LIKE AN HOUR OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING. MY SIBLINGS WOKE ME UP BECAUSE OF A FUCKING AIRHORN.”

Yellow: “Sure, I’ll help you with your math homework, I just need to find my phone first-”

Insert rummaging

“Wait- I’m literally calling you on my phone. Let me just find my pencil real fast-“

“Wait- it was in my hand the entire time. You said something about trigonometry?”

Blue: “No, I promise you that this isn’t candy, it’s just glucose tablets for my blood sugar. And no, you can’t have them. My sister thought they were drugs.”

Green: “This personality test says I’m really loyal and a perfectionist, and that I break down into tears whenever anything doesn’t go my way.”

…

“Well, it isn’t wrong, but I can’t believe it had to EXPOSE ME like that!”

Purple: “Did I just trauma-dump my life story in a completely sarcastic way? Yeah. I just did. What was I supposed to do- present it as a dramatic monologue? Do I get extra credit for that if I do?”

[campbellsoup1986]

Oli : Please, Shubble, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

Oli : I’m sorry Shubble.

Oli : I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Shubble: It has to be done.

Oli :

Shubble:

Oli :

Shubble: *Places +4* Uno.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Aradia: Eridan is banned from the group minecraft server despite not technically breaking any rules. He built a contraption he called "the oinkbeast suffering machine" and made everyone uncomfortable by watching it for hours at a time.

[tadbitsketch]

(early in their friendship)

Jesse: How do you not know about this?? Do you live under a rock or something?

Petra: I do actually, wanna see?

[accio-sriracha]

Marauders as conversations I've had with my three brothers.

~~~♤~~~

*playing mario party*

Sirius: What even is birdo?

Remus: Are you kidding me?

Sirius: No... What it's like a- it's like a duck, right?

James: *laughing and spitting out soda* A duck?

~~~♤~~~

Peter: Can somebody please give me some sugar, I'm going to like pass out.

James: *walking towards him with stretched arms* Okay, c'mere bro, I'll give you some sugar.

Peter: *running away screaming*

Sirius: *watching the chaos* Who even says 'give me some sugar' anymore?

Remus: Fuck if I know man, I just live here.

~~~♤~~~

James: We have a lot of weird conversations in the car

Sirius: I guess, idk they seem normal to me.

James: Pads, you literally just told me you would torture zombies into submission in an apocalypse...

Sirius: ... okay maybe you're right.

James: We should have more serious conversations like... like our taxes or something.

Sirius: If I ever talk to you about my taxes just fucking shoot me.

~~~♤~~~

James: I just built an entire working community complete with a hospital and a grocery store in minecraft.

Sirius: Oh yeah? I just put on knee high socks without rolling them up first.

James: *sighing* fuck you got me there, man.

Remus: *staring at them both in disappointment* I cannot believe I live with you two.

~~~♤~~~

*in the car blasting 'I Want It That Way' by the Backstreet Boys*

James: *singing horribly* YOU ARE... MY FIRE

Sirius: *literally just screeches* THE ONE... DESIREEEE

Peter: *absolute war-cry* BELIEVE... WHEN I SAY-

All three of them: *whales are terrified across the globe* I WANT IT THAAAT WAYYYY

Remus: *curled up in the backseat trying to read* What is my life?

~~~♤~~~

*playing minecraft*

James: YOU FUCKING BLEW UP MY HOUSE YOU DICKBAG!

Sirius: I'M LITERALLY TELLING YOU IT WASN'T ME!!

Peter: *shaking in creeper magnet* What if we all just have some chips guys??

~~~♤~~~

*texting*

Sirius: Can u plz get me diet soda while ur @ the store

Remus: No.

Sirius: Plz, im dying, i rlly need drinks

Remus: Text me properly and maybe I'll consider it.

Sirius: ughhhhh nvm ill ask james

~~~♤~~~

Sirius: That basketball game was so much fun, dude, we got some free stuff!!

Remus: How'd you get those?

Peter: *sighing* He stole them off of a table and ran away.

Sirius: *nodding* We also got taco bell :)

Remus: You know what, remind me not to ask next time.

~~~♤~~~

*Peter and Remus prepping a meal*

Sirius: You ever wonder if fruit can feel things?

James: *not looking up from his phone* They can.

Peter: *Horrified*

Remus: Well, there goes my help for the fruit salad.

~~~♤~~~

Remus: I really just want to go home and drink tea and read my book, not gonna lie.

James: You are such a nerd.

Peter: Says the guy with like 400 Pokémon cards.

James: *gasping* Those are collectors items, leave them out of this.

~~~♤~~~

James: These are my brothers, Peter and Remus.

Sirius: *offended*

James: *quietly* I try not to introduce you if I can help it, it scares people off.

~~~♤~~~

James: *walking through the door* Hey guys, I'm back!

Sirius: *screaming at Peter to turn off the smoke detector*

Peter: *literally trying to put out a fire*

Fire: *is from a microwaved ramen with no water in it*

The entire house: *smoking and smells like radioactive styrofoam*

Remus: *lying face down on the couch low-key sobbing while listening to spotify*

James: *turning back around* You know, one of these days I'll come home to a normal household.

James: Maybe you'll all be dead, but it'll be normal.

~~~♤~~~

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

Kiki: I will send my army to attack!

Kiki: *releases dumpster of raccoons*

[natashamissesherobrine]

hero’s bane in a nutshell

herobrine: im gonna kill u

steve: no :(

herobrine: oh… okay… sorry

herobrine: i want to kill you again

steve: i don’t consent

herobrine: oh… okay… sorry

herobrine: i want to kill you again

steve: don’t do that :(

herobrine: oh… okay… sorry

herobrine: i want to k

notch: DAMN GIRL SHUT UP

steve: 😨

herobrine: 😨

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Rozzi:It’s been a good while since we last met. Did your favorite food change? What’s your favorite food?

Isol:There isn’t any in the island.

Rozzi:What is it?

Isol:Tapioca.

Rozzi:Hmmmmm. If there isn’t any here, then I’ll figure something out. There isn’t any manioc in the island. But I will figure something out.

(. . .)

Rozzi:EVERYONE clear out! I am going to make tapioca for Isol!

Luke:I- pfffgbf, okay. Hey, do you-

Rozzi:Shh! Do not bother me right now!

Luke:Hey, wait, I need that camera back!

Rozzi:I need it right now. Leave!

Luke:Okay, okay!

Rozzi:Wait, can you get me some water?

Luke:Tapioca has WATER in it?

Rozzi:Mine does. I’ll give you it back in a moment.

(tapioca making noises ensue)

Rozzi:(opens the kitchen door triumphantly) Isol!

(Isol relunctantly walks towards her.)

Rozzi:I have made you your favorite food.  Tapioca, with some meat and cheese. Enjoy.

(She hands him a plate of ‘tapioca’. He eats it.)

Rozzi:Mission complete. Here’s your camera, Luke.

Luke:Hey, I want tapioca too!

Rozzi:Should’ve told me first.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

A list of incorrect quotes brought to you by my friends in a discord call playing video games last night.

Eclipse: I will smack you, you bitchadilla.

Blood Moon: Why am I the only one who ever gets last place!? Solar: Because you always hit the wrong keys, Blood Moon.

Lunar: You fake ass bitch, get out of my fucking Minecraft house!

Moon: Look, I don't even know where I am. I think this is a swamp? Can someone drop coords? Solar: Yeah, I'm lost too. I'm apparently in Antarctica. Sun: Fuck both of you, get back to the desert, you promised you'd help me get clay!

Earth: I'm just going to sleep here. Lunar: Earth, you can't sleep without a bed. Earth: I'm going to lay on the ground and cry. Lunar: Earth...

Ruin: Could I trouble someone for some assistance with a skeleton and some food? Solar: Yeah, sure buddy. Where you at? Ruin: Dead.

Eclipse: Guys, I got exploded again! Moon: Good, maybe it'll learn ya some to stop punching creepers for once.

Kill Code Moon: I asked someone in the desert biome an hour ago for some clay. Moon: Dude, an hour ago, you didn't even have your mic on.

Harvest Moon: Suck it up, buttercup, I'm murdering chickens.

Eclipse: This villager is so not slay.

Eclipse: Where is Solar Flare? He's been missing all game. Solar Flare: Bestie, I am struggling. Please check back when I'm not being followed by zombies.

[octopiys]

Hi again friend! I’m glad you’re liking my quotes. I have two this time!

“Depression is kicking my ass more than my mother ever could”

“You don’t know true terror till you almost send your parent gay porn”

If you ever get bored of my quotes don’t hesitate to say so, I don’t want to bother you. Have a good time zone friend!

🪶

No worries at all anon I love the quotes :D hope you're having an awesome timezone!

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Incorrect CoD as Quotes(OR things my friends have said)

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Soap, tearing into the room: GAZ-

Gaz: wh? Hello? What happened to knocking?

Soap: doesn't matter, hide me!

Gaz: oh fuck no, I'm not doing that again, you know how terrifying Ghost was when he-

Soap: you don't know true terror until you almost send your captain gay porn, hide me!

Gaz:

Gaz: you almost WHAT

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Los Vaqueros and TF-141 after celebrating a successful mission :

Alejandro: you know, Ghost....

Ghost:

Alejandro: the first time I met you, I thought you were gay

Rodolfo: was.... was that an unspoken thing?

Gaz: we haven't talked about that?

Soap: YOU ARE????

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Nikolai: don't freak out, it's okay, he already saw my boobs on the bus!

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Price: ohhh Simon I forgot how good of a bitch you could be-

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Roach: don't worry guys, the guy of all time has arrived!!

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Price, playing minecraft, speaking to villagers: can you have babies so I can kidnap them?

Laswell: John what the f-

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Alejandro, watching the 141 "train": what are they... even doing?

Rodolfo: they're like prehistoric planet.

Alejandro:

Rodolfo: we don't know much about them.

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Soap: so my senior prank was filling up a staircase with balloons.

Soap: and one girl opened the doors and let all of them out by walking through it.

Soap: so next year I think we should do it again

Soap: but with lasers.

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König: I made a bet with God at aquatica!

Roach: ???

König: he said no.

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Graves: in God we trust. Hoo rah.

Alejandro: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE-

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Alex: I made a dick joke and Ghost just stared at me.

Alex: I'm... not actually sure what to do now.

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Soap: well you know what they say, when life gets rough-

Ghost: depression is kicking my ass more than my father ever could.

Soap:

Soap: okay, I feel like ye should really see someone for that

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Gaz: is he white? Cus if he is, then we don't have that in common.

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Rodolfo: I'm pretty sure that kid just called you a bitch in four different languages.

Valeria:

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Price: nothing says team bonding like getting secondhand high!

Laswell: JOHN

Price: IT WASNT MY FAULT-

[project-isles]

More incorrect aga quotes

freddy: What’s it like being tall?

chica: Is it nice?

goldie: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

bonnie: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

bonnie: sees someone doing something stupid

bonnie: What an idiot.

bonnie: realizes it's goldie

bonnie: Wait, that's MY idiot!

goldie: Guys, I have a question.

freddy: kys ❤️

goldie: I love you too.

chica: Ah, yes. Siblings.

bonnie: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on goldie without them noticing?

freddy: Hey, goldie, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

goldie: takes and swallows tracker Pay up, loser.

bonnie: …

bonnie: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

goldie: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

bonnie: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

chica, on a walkie talkie: This is chica, those idiots are f***ing around in the East wing again.

goldie, sweating: bonnie, there’s something I need to ask you-

bonnie: Finally! You’re proposing!

goldie: How’d you know?

bonnie: goldie, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

bonnie: I even picked it up once.

freddy: What do you have?

goldie: A KNIFE!

freddy: NO!

foxy: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?

TB: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

freddy: Oh, they left the bowl out?

freddy: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.”

goldie: Nobody around though…

goldie grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it

freddy: NO—

goldie: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!

mangle: Six? I only got three!

mari: You guys got sleep?

freddy, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??

freddy: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

goldie: Which one? I can't do both.

goldie: Reading a letter

mari: Well, what does it say?

goldie: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Finn killed my pet rock.

foxy: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!

Freddy: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.

chica: When's the last time you slept?

freddy: Uh… a few days ago, I think.

chica: A few- how many?!

freddy: Uh… starts counting on fingers I need more fingers…

chica: What you need is sleep!

freddy: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

freddy: What is wrong with you?

goldie: Many, many things…

goldie: And most of them are your f***ing fault.

mari: Heyyy freddy, how’s your… drink??

freddy: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee.

mari: You sure?? Looks to coffee maker

freddy: Looks to coffee maker

Cement sitting beside the coffee maker

freddy:…I’m on my third f***ing drink right now, I should be dead.

mari: Hey, goldie, where are you going?

goldie: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.

goldie: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s.

mangle: Comparing goldie and freddy is like comparing apples and oranges.

goldie: We’re both unique in our own ways?

mangle: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.

freddy: Which one of us is the orange?

goldie: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

finn:

goldie:

finn: …Please, go back to bed.

goldie: closes a cabinet

a crash is heard behind the cabinet door

mari: What was that?

goldie: The sound of someone else's problem.

goldie: You f****** don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

freddy: Spear.

goldie: BLOCKED.

mangle: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?

freddy: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain.

goldie: foxy bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but they’re WRONG.

bonnie and freddy playing minecraft

bonnie: Oh no, oh no, oh no-

freddy: What’s wrong?

bonnie: I did a thing.

freddy: You regret the thing you dID-

bonnie: screams

freddy: What the f*** did you do- sees mass of aggravated Piglin Damn it-

bonnie: screams again

goldie: I prevented a murder today.

bonnie: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?

goldie: Self-control.

freddy: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB F***!

goldie: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

[cod-dump]

Here's some more COD incorrect quotes as things from my friends' Discord!

(Also, I hope you realize, the one with Nik being quoted was supposed to be Price. Idk how it got fucked up but it did)

Ghost: The greatest desire of all beings is to sin

*Soap and Gaz are high together* Soap: *mumbling* fuckin' shugyu Gaz: What the fuck is shugyu? Soap: A fuckin' uh-- a hug that makes ya shit yerself Gaz, giggling: Me when I see an attractive person

Gaz, having lost to Soap in a blend-in to the environment competition: Actually, unironically, bush diff.

Soap, sleep-talking and cuddling closer to Ghost: I want your skin. Ghost: Please just let me fucking sleep

Price, after passing out from sleep deprivation: I took that drink and woke up in the infirmary

Ghost: Best way to win an argument? Shit yourself.

Soap: Wanna see a cool talent I have? Gaz, hesitant: Sure? Soap: *proceeds to chug an entire soda and burp like a Minecraft zombie moan* Gaz: The fuck?

*Team is playing a game* Price: You go to hell for that? Soap: Yup. See? Gaz is in first and is farting flowers.

Price: I don't think you can get strippers at the hardware store. Gaz: Well, Soap works there part time, so I'm sure with enough money we could.

Gaz, whacking sleep-deprived Ghost or Price: Go to bed, it's night, you motherfucker!

Ghost: Wanna see proof I have bones?

Gaz: Son of a really cool person!

Also Gaz: Ah shit, my cookie. My cookie!

*Sounds of various crows* Ghost: Are the crows broken or something? They sound like how I feel: suffering.

Soap, trying to threaten someone: I will salt your lands and violate your sheep!

Soap, staring at Ghost: He sits so dangerously.

Ghost: Kidnapping is so messy. I don't think I would do it.

Soap, watching Ghost interrogate someone: Now that would make me a whore! Gaz: You know you don't have to say everything that comes to mind, right?

LMAO beautiful

[fictionalmenxyn]

Incorrect Quotes

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Y/n: somebody in hear is possessed by an owl!

König: what??

Soap: bet you it’s Price

Price: who?

Y/n&Soap: AH HA!

Y/n: nailed it

———

Y/n: Gaz! I swear to actual god!

Gaz: *sarcastically* what?

Y/n: GAZ GOD DAMN IT!

*Ghost and Price watching everything take place*

Price: wonder what game their playing?

*Soap joining them at the table*

Soap: they are playing Minecraft and Gaz just burnt Y/n’s house down with lava

———

*Y/n sat on a chair with a singular desk, Gaz leaning against the wall*

*Gaz pushes Y/n and watched as they grab the table and flops over to their side still holding onto desk and sat on chair*

Gaz: *muttered* bro defined physics

*Soap managed to get it all on video*

(Hope someone knows that vine or knows which one I’m on about) (this one)

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Y/n: *looks up* god give me patience

Ghost: don’t you mean strength?

Y/n: if he did only god and I know what I’d be capable of and trust me… you wouldn’t wanna know

Ghost: right…

(Saw this on Pinterest so I changed the phrases around a little)

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Price: Y/n I mean it, you can’t be pulling things like that on Graves, he could tell Shepard and have you fired…

Y/n: ok? And? I mean he deserved it

Price: pull something like that again and I’ll throw you out that window *points behind you*

*Y/n starts opening the window*

Price: what are you doing?

Y/n: seeing if the drop will do any damage and to see if it’s worth prancing Graves again…

———

Y/n: have you ever seen a dead body?

Ghost: we are in the military… it’s practically come with the job…

Y/n: ok just asking… gosh… didn’t need the attitude mister

Ghost: sorry?

———

*all together on a zoom meeting*

Price: Y/n? Where are you?

Y/n: what do you mean?

Laswell: you look as if your on a beach?

Y/n: cause I am? Duh

Gaz: your literally sat five meters from me

Y/n: *shoved his chair with foot* can you not?

Gaz: *laughs*

Y/n: he’s lying, I’m on the beach

Laswell: right… ok anyways *starts talking formal with her PowerPoint on screen*

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