#incorrect minecraft quotes

[natashamissesherobrine]

steve: goodnight alex

steve: goodnight wolf

steve: goodnight stars

steve: goodnight strange man who looks exactly like me but has white eyes and haunts me and probably wants to kill me

herobrine: goodnight steve 😊

[hollowgl0w]

Life series/hermitcraft incorrect quotes

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

THE BAU PLAYING MINECRAFT:

JJ: Is busy filling in the map—no one has seen her for days but she has pillaged 3 villages and has an inventory full of saddles and gold bars. Has not spoken for 30 minutes and has left Cheeto dust prints all over Penelope’s white controller.

EMILY: Will never finish building that mob spawner because she is too busy trolling everyone on the server, especially Morgan—he keeps falling into her TNT traps.

ELLE: Is the one supplying Emily with the TNT, and switches between doing that and helping Spencer make a farm in the corner. Keeps disappearing to the nether and won’t tell anyone why.

SPENCER: Making a detailed inventory system in the base storage room and leaves everyone instructions on little wooden signs.

PENELOPE: Spends all her time dying sheep pink and collecting flowers, is ‘decorating’ their base, and has tamed 6 animals.

MORGAN: Running from Emily by day, by night, is down in the mines ‘providing’ for the group and killing mobs. His death count (thanks to Emily) stands at 9.

HOTCH: Thinks it’s called ‘Mein Kraft’ and leaves game night after 10 minutes to take work calls.

ROSSI: “When were you guys gonna tell me my controller wasn’t connected?!”

Check out my Masterlist for more BAU scenarios!

[percabethconvos]

After TLT quest

Percy: So have you ever played any fighting games?

Annabeth: Every time I step outside

[fruitcakebro]

Shadowknights have glow-in-the-dark eyes like deer. Garroth found this out while theywere travelling by night quite a bit while trying to catch up with Aph during the Malachi arc.

But after they caught up, they stopped travelling by night because Malachi needed to sleep. So Dante didn't find out.

Until months later, in the guard tower.

Laurance left something downstairs by accident, and went down to get it in the middle of the night. Dante was just about to leave on night patrol when he sees Laurance out of the corner of his eye and just fucking screams at top volume.

Garroth then tumbles out of bed and SPRINTS downstairs, because he's thinking like, 'oh shit, we're being attacked'. But then he gets there and just sees Dante with his back up against the door, and Laurance just standing there holding a bag or something.

Garroth then looks around and asks if everything's okay. To which Dante responds "How long have his eyes been doing that? How can he do that?" and then Garroth's like "How the fuck should I know? How does Laurance do anything?" and just leaves.

Laurance is of course, standing there giggling the entire time.

[campbellsoup1986]

Pearl: Are you ready to commit?

Gem: Like, a crime or a relationship?

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

goofies

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TG: looking at minecraft po rn

TT: Oh?

TT: Something you're not telling us, dear brother?

TG: NO

TG: NO

TG: MINECRAFT PO

[kyuumon]

All natural, babyyyyyy

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[jaydendoesartstuff]

Incorrect quotes #1

[natashamissesherobrine]

steve: hey guys welcome back for my channel! today we’re going to be playing spot the difference! here’s image one and image two!

steve: guys you’re scaring me what do you mean there’s a man in the trees the difference was that my shirt and trousers swapped colours

[hollowgl0w]

Life series incorrect quotes pt 2

[noturlondonboy]

Clint: are Kate and Yelena okay? They’ve been laying on the floor for the past hour

Natasha: yeah, Yelena is just having a hard time right now, so Kate is taking care of her

Clint: aw, poor kid :(

(Kate and Yelena, curled up on the floor)

Yelena, sniffling: my doggies, Kate Bishop

Kate, cooing and petting her hair: I know, baby, it’s okay

Yelena: they were so little, only babies

Kate: I know honey

Kate: we’ll find some more puppies, baby, it’s okay- as we can dye their collars all sorts of pretty colors and give them silly names

Yelena: I didn’t see the lava, I didn’t know they would fall in!

Kate: *hugs her close and kisses her head* Minecraft can be cruel, darling- it’s not your fault

[achromatophoric]

One particularly strange night at Nevermore Academy, a furious Wednesday grips Yoko by the throat.

Wednesday: Repeat your words carefully, leech. What has happened to Enid?

Yoko: Hkkt! B-Bloodmoon —hrrrkt— curse. *gurgles* M-Minecraft.

Wednesday: What is this Minecraft nonsense—

Wolf Enid: *howls in the distance*

Wednesday: Mi lobita. *drops Yoko*

Yoko: Hrrkt— oh thank fuck.

Wednesday storms to her balcony and looks out, scanning until…

Wednesday: 😐

Wednesday: 😑

Wednesday: 😐

Yoko hesitantly joins Wednesday on the balcony.

Yoko: *gawks* Holy crap. Uh. Want me to get the Nightshades together?

Wednesday: No.

Yoko: Okay, just give me a— wh-what?!

Wednesday: I refuse to participate in the farcical scenario. I’m going back to bed. Do NOT wake me until this is over.

Yoko: 😧

Wolf Enid:

[caitlynskitten]

Enid: Aww isn’t she so cute? I’m going to name her Clair!

What Wednesday sees:

Wednesday: OH NO

OH GOD. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[cosmic-chemist]

Superrrr quick doodles LMFOAOOO sorry they r messy

Based on some incorrect quotes stuff…