#incorrect last hours memes

[incorrectlasthours]

Lucie Herondale getting ready for Chain of Thorns like

Lucie Herondale getting ready for Chain of Iron like

[heronchildlove]

A weekly occurrence

inspo

[secretly-a-catamount]

(For @lescahiersdesable)

Malcolm: If you want my advice— Catarina: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill Annabel. Multiple times. Malcolm: First off, that was when we were broken up. Secondly, she’s also tried to kill me. Magnus: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

[jemsbitch]

Monty from the gentleman’s guide to vice and virtue is so Matthew Fairchild core

[cataclysmic-catastrophe]

Do you guys think Thomas ever calls Alastair “Stair Stair”

Bc alastair carstairs

[zeherili-ankhein]

Ok guy I was feeling really bad that I didn't write out something to you guys in that moots giving chain so here's my separate moot appreciation post

Firstly

@foreignink yeah I don't know when you will come online again OR if you'll come online again but honestly speaking, you are one of my most beloved person both online and irl. You were the first one ever who listened to my endless ramblings and stupid stories I made up no matter how questionable or out of pocket they were. I loved sitting next to you and chatting away the entire break. I miss you I miss you since the day we last saw eachother after crying like idiots infront of the school. You will always be my baby mwah I love you <3 ✨💚🧡 everything orange always reminds me of you.

@randomx123 you are so cool :D You were one of the first even people I actually talked to on Tumblr and the one of the first ever Bangali too. I loved listening to your story that's really really a great story. You are like that one cousin dada I never had. I like all the random (pun included) conversations we have and basically everything else. You are one of the few people whom I send random (pun) asks with basically anything and everything. Then I loved your moodboards during Pujo and you swearing always makes me roll with laughter XD You are in my favourite person catagory

@krishna-priyatama you are literally my favourite person I met on Tumblr. Thank god to the day we started chatting, you are a literal blessing to my life if I'm being honest. The only person who ever understood my crazyness and the intensity of my love for Chhota Bheem and other cartoons and matched my weirdass freak. Chatting with you is the highlight of my day which no matter how bad the day goes it always brings a smile to my face. I have no proper words to say tbh just love ya tons tons 🫂💖

@igotadigbickandureadthatwrong yeah I remember finding your main blog on a random day in boshonto (yes pun) and that introduced me to the Vasant cult and every other funny mytho shits. We hadn't interacted at all before untill I dropped those Cult rituals into your ask box, and from then on I literally had a blast sending and receiving asks filled with theories headcanons memes metas and basically everything else. I still wait for when you'll drop your next crazy ask and it will make me take a round around my house. And then cursedblr made it more unhinged lmao :3 ✨💚 if I am being honest I wanna violently throw paint balls at you

@jeahreading NOW you, I remember our first fight over baked roshogolla and you being my roshogolla anon for some hours. I was so fun... One of the best things ever because I got to discuss sweets with someone online so frankly for the first time. You are one of my favourite person on Tumblr literally and maybe one of the very few whom I have given a nickname. I loved loved loved sharing and received pujo details with you and the love for food we share is so dear to me. I hope we can meet irl one day 🥲 I wanna squish you in a hug so bad you have no idea. We'd me unstoppable. Love you a tons 💚✨💖 the Batasha to my Chini <3

@mi-stress-of-chaos mummyyyyy I don't remember when we started interacting or when we became such crazy buddies but it was definitely related to the cursedblr which is a blessing curse in my life. Then you became chaos mummy one of my favourite internet parents. I loved every single of our cursed and normal interactions and all the other shits we did and your blog is one of the best blogs on Tumblr. You are too cool and chaotic to even be friends with a lame loner like me but I am thankful we are because you are lovely 💜💖✨

@shinchansbitch if I remember correctly ig our first interaction was when you rebligged one of my shinchan incorrect quotes... Honestly speaking I didn't knew what to say at firat and it took a lot of time for us to become proper interacting moots but I'm glad we did because you are one of the coolest moat amazing person I met here and ilysm for that. You are one of the best ever internet parent I ever had. Your shitposting is one of the best things ever, I love love love reblogging from you they are the best. 🩷💝✨

@tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora favourite person ever to overexaggerated and complicate things with. Best didi ever. The coolest person to ever walk on this planet, you are one of the funniest people on this entire universe. We also started interacting because of Vasant and it was the best thing ever. I love your art you are one of the best artist I ever know. You inspired me so much to make my own art and you were one of the first people who encouraged me to post my paper flowers. If I could I would make a tons of paper flowers, you are too good to me. Ilysm you are amazing. 💜💚💖✨

@schrodinger-ka-billa you are the best ever otter god ever and one of the best oersons with whom I interacted. And the only one whom I gave the tag of didi openly (but I'm your didi too lol) I love chatting with you here you the too funny and sweet. Even if our views on the marauders are somewhat different I love that I have found another marauders fan, that's one of the best thing ever in mankind's history. Also I loved hiw caring you are and your asks with buggies were one if the best things ever that happened to me. Ily a tins you are one of my favourite 💚🦦✨

@wulfricnavy we also started interacting during the daddymon thing I think, but anyways you are one of my favourites. I love your fanfic and I'm always waiting for when you will drop your next chapter (do it quick man). You are the best ever dadaji on the internet, a literal legend. I don't know what to say except I like the way you are interested in so many series and you are really really cool :D you are like a neighborhood bhaiya who got backpain ✨💚

@no-idea-where-i-am-lost you are a cutie :D the bestest thakuma everrrrr. Honestly I'm so glad Wulfric introduced you to us you are so sweet and one of the best people here. And one of the Bangalis with whom I enjoyed sharing Pujo moments. You should interact more it would be nice to talk and do more shenanigans together. Also cursedblr awaits you (even tho you've joined) and I really really really really like you so much you are a pookie person 🧡✨💖

@desigurlie you are so so so cool I can't even explain :D you're blog is one of my most favourite blogs, I love your metas and fic and moodboards and the way you do dhobi pachhad to shit anons and other people. You are one of the raddest most amazing didi person I even know. Our first interaction was also because of Vasant if I remember and then it was because of Mahabharat. You are one of my favourite persons online and if I could I'd give you a big fluffy hug and those paper tulips I made for you ilysm 🫂✨💖💚

@intellectual6666 cool cool person I love your fics and your vibe and in general you are kne of the coolest persons here. I don't remember how exactly we became moots and started interacting but your blog is one of the best things on this app and you yourself are one of the sweetest here. You are also like that parar bondhu jar sathe khub bhalo vibe kora jaye. I honestly want to share narkel er naru with you as we both sit quietly and enjoy the peace or gossip who knows. You are a big cutie and I would make you flower crowns if I knew you irl 💐✨💖

@hellincarnation FINALLY the bestest war criminal ever you are so cool and honestly one of the best fucking people I recently talked to. You don't even know how much your shenanigans makes me laugh or how much I enjoy talking to you. We should seriously take over the planet and then have a party. You match my crazy so much its iconic. We really are a duo for chaos. I would do cool and cringe poses with you in public if I knew you irl lol ✨💖🩵 and never hesitate to ask me any question related to thing you wanna know. And ofcourse you are one of the very few who got a nickname. Aro the car guy Satan.

@im-on-crack-send-help YOU ARE SUCH A CUTIE and you're so sweet and caring and nice and cute and basically everything nice and shiny reminds me of you. Ilysm you are one of my favourites and its sad we don't gwt to interact much we should do that honestly but anyways I'd make you all the flower bouquets with paper flowers If I can and I want to sit and eat cookies with you as we watch movies and cry ✨🧡♥️💖

@sumiyxx another cutie! You are one of the best people here and one of the pooliest too. Even if we interact less you are one of my favourite peoples here and I hope we can vibe more and do crazy. Lysm you silly darling you deserve the world and beyond and I'd give you as much as I can once I take over this planet ✨💖💚♥️

@lyrebirb you are one of my favourites easily. Your shitposting era was my favourite and you are so amazing and cool and awesome. You are my favourite birby (I say as a bird hater) and ilysm and I'm so hlad you are back. I loved the time we had a discourse over mermaid meat and eggs it was so funny and K enjoyed it so much you are so cool ✨💐💖🫂

@stxrrynxghts you are such a amazing person and I love love love taking to you :D your fics are amazing and I'm always looking forward to read them (but don't overwork yourself please) you are one of the few people with whom I shared soucha nd you are so amazing and cool and admiration amd everything all together I don't even deserve to be your friend. You are one of my favourite people here and talking to you is so great I love it 🫂💖💙

There are so many more people I'm forgetting to tag but I live y'all so much you precious pookies you all are like those fruits and nuts in my chocolate.

[eightmakesonebraincell]

[fic rec mlist] social media au | fake texts

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🩶 favourites

the coffee house diaries | @escapewriter 🩶

pairing: ot8 x reader (separate stories for each member)

genre: smau series, college au, coffee shop au, slice of life, fluff, humour, angst

length: 6/8 members [ongoing]

a world in which the students of kq university frequently visit a well known coffee shop; the coffee house diaries. you would think it‘s for the coffee, which it is but in reality, it’s to be able to find love and be put on the love of fame.

my bffs as cakes: a thread | @bluehwale 🩶

genre: fake twitter thread, humour, crack, fluff

you compare your best friends to cursed cakes in a twitter thread

rating my bffs on how'd they do as a valentine date: a thread | @bluehwale 🩶

genre: fake twitter thread, crack, fluff

the perilla leaf debate | @bluehwale 🩶

genre: fake twitter thread, crack

you accidentally cause chaos in your timeline by starting a discourse on perilla leaves and significant others and even marriage that your eight best friends are (questionably) so passionate about.

ateez as your situationship | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack

ateez as unhinged texts - part i, part ii | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack

ateez as random texts | @lvrsmg 🩶

genre: fake texts, crack

length: 6/? parts

ateez + incorrect quotes 3 | @fanbynature

genre: incorrect quotes, crack

dumb things ateez would probably say | @barsformars

genre: incorrect quotes, crack

ateez reaction to ateez memes | @feltednettles 🩶

genre: fake texts, crack

tiktok prank texts | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack

pranking boyfriend ateez with “thank you for the flowers” texts

texting bf!ateez: leaving them on read | @trash-hours

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

telling your ateez boyfriend you lost the necklace he bought you | @ronnierites

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

ateez in their part time deliver driver era bc i'm bored | @milsatz

genre: fake texts, crack

bestfriend!ateez saving reader from a bad date | @imagine-a-life-like-this

genre: fake texts, fluff

bestfriend!reader asking ateez for a divorce | @imagine-a-life-like-this

genre: fake texts, crack

boyfriend!ateez react to getting a cat | @starrysvn

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

ateez's reaction to finding out your bias is their group member | @tyunphoria

genre: fake texts, crack

ateez reaction to having a witch s/o | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack, suggestive

ateez reaction to 'if i was a worm' question | @hongism

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

they find out your boyfriend broke up with you: hyung line | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts, fluff, angst

they find out your boyfriend broke up with you: maknae line | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts, fluff, angst

phone tour - if seonghwa was your boyfriend | @snwusberry

genre: fake lockscreen, fake gallery, fake texts

phone tour - if yunho was your boyfriend | @snwusberry

genre: fake lockscreen, fake gallery, fake texts

random texts with bestie!mingi | @mangiverse

genre: fluff

upstairs neighbor wooyo | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts smau, neighbour!wooyoung, fluff

length: 3/3 parts [completed]

the barista keeps writing jongho's name wrong | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts smau, barista!reader, fluff

last updated: 11 july 2023

[adhdnojutsu]

I am begging people to stop spreading this incorrect claim. The claim is based on KAKASHI'S TSUKUYOMI, not Sasuke's, and adds 0 value to any narrative, not even Itachi hate.

Itachi explicitly told Kakashi that he will be stabbing him for 72 hours. The 72 hours are Kakashi's perception, while in reality, Kakashi's time spent under genjutsu seemed to have lasted 1 second, or at least, a unique stabbing sequence lasted 1 second. Whether it's a real second or an experienced one, we get the above number of seconds in 72 hours.

The first person who made this meme baselessly applied Kakashi's Tsukuyomi experience to Sasuke's, although Itachi explicitly made his shorter. Itachi grabbed Sasuke and said "For 24 hours from now on, wander that day". So first of all, he never said Sasuke would be reliving the exact moment the sword came down on their parents for each second of 24 hours, let alone 72. And would 1 second really be enough to see both of them die? If that was what Itachi meant, we'd already have to divide above number by 3. Which would be awful enough, but makes no sense.

Because Itachi wanted to refresh Sasuke's hatred. Would showing him the same second's event on loop for 24 hours, be it the imaginary time passed or real time, really do that? Because I'd think if you made someone re-watch the same SECOND of horror for 24 hours on loop, let alone 72, they'd more likely grow dull to it. Exposure therapy, if you will.

So it would make much more sense if, both for traumatic effect and based on what was actually said, Sasuke relived the entire day including his final hours of happiness, the eerie build-up of the bloodbath in the compound, and importantly, what contributed a lot to messing him up: Itachi's stone-cold speech. And here, it wouldn't matter whether Itachi's definition of a "day" is 12 or 24 hours. Itachi explicitly said "wander that day", not "relive that moment". So if Sasuke wanders the entire day for 24 hours, he'd see his parents die twice at most, unless he "wanders" in such a wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey trajectory, that he keeps stumbling into that moment. Which would be a huge reach. For traumatic effect, resetting Sasuke's memory to before he discovered the massacre, letting Sasuke relive the whole day would be far more effective because Sasuke's mind would start fresh and unprepared.

Itachi never said "Tsukuyomi lasts 72 hours". Someone just claimed that based on Kakashi's crucifixion, and people ran with it. But Itachi said he controls time in Tsukuyomi, so there is no such thing as a "72 hour rule".

Itachi explicitly described what happens to Kakashi and for how long, and people believed it so uncritically that they applied it to all Tsukuyomi. So why not also believe Itachi when he explicitly describes what's going to happen to Sasuke? I'd think Itachi abused that poor boy enough without making up baseless numbers that add absolutely nothing, because whether Sasuke relives that one second 2 or 518,400 times, surely, he'll never forget the first time.

[angmarenthusiast]

Tales of Arcadia incorrect quotes

the obligatory thing I do when I get a new interest

Claire, to Jim: If Toby doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check. Toby, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

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Steve: *angrily presses Eli against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Eli: ... Eli: Are we about to kiss-

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Douxie: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”? Krel: Krel: …Should I not have?

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Steve: Last night, I had a dream about sandwich pizza. Douxie: What? Steve: It was pizza with bread on the top and the bottom. Douxie: So a calzone? Steve: You can’t just name things I dream up.

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Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. Toby: I choose to waive that right! Toby: *screaming*

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Jim: Strickler! I thought you were dead! Strickler: No, just in deep cover. Jim: ...But it was an open casket. Strickler: It was very deep.

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Aja: Live, laugh, love! Varvatos: Die, cry, hate.

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Krel, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because... Krel, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.

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Toby: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it. Blinky: ...what happened? Toby: I made a VERY bad mistake.

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Eli: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us. Jim: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: Jim: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

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Eli: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes? Steve: Making four accounts. Eli, tearing up: Really...?

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Blinky: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange? Aaarrrgghh: Which came first, the orange or the orange? Claire: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago. Jim: What was the color called before then? Toby: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Douxie as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures! Douxie now: I can’t wait to go to bed.

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Claire: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase? Steve: I accidentally fell down. Zoe: ARCHIE PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent! Krel: Steve bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money. Douxie: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Krel.

[salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea]

Maya and the Three (New Journey au) Incorrect quotes

(For @8rbwruns8kejkik and everyone else involved in helping creat this AU together) ●◦●◦●◦●◦●◦●◦●◦●◦●

Hiccup: “How did none of you hear what I just said?!”

Maya: “I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours,”

Po: “I got distracted halfway through,”

Astrid: “Ignoring you was a conscious decision,”

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Viper: “I am convinced Ruffnut and Tuffnut share a brain cell,”

Tigress: “And it’s not in use very often, it seems,”

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Jack Frost: “Why are Maya and Zatz sitting with their backs to each other?”

Rico: “They had a fight,”

Bunnymund: “Then why are they holding hands?”

Chimi: “They get sad when they fight,”

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Hiccup: “Is stabbing someone immoral?”

Monkey King: “Not if they consent to it,”

Maya: “Depends on who your stabbing,”

Po: “YES??!!?”

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Rico: “A SPIDEEER!!!!!”

Snotlout: “KILL IT! SMASH IT!”

Toby Domzalski: “BURN IT!!”

Boun: “STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE PAN!”

Mantis smoothing back his antennas: “Hey there~”

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Maya: “I’m cold,”

Zatz: “Here, take my cape,”

*Meanwhile*

Jim Lake: “I’m cold,”

Clair Nuñez: “I can’t control the weather, Jim,”

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Chimi: “Oh my Lady Micte,”

Hiccup: “Don’t you mean ‘oh my Odin’?”

Chimi: “You worship your god, I’ll worship mine,”

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Saint Nick: “Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?”

Astrid: “*sighing* Snotlout,”

Snotlout: “Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die,”

Crane: “*wiping away a tear* So inspirational,”

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Monkey and Monkey King: *spider-man memeing*

[universewolfpup]

Artist ask meme: 8

<Incorrect-fnaf-quotes

8. what is your favorite piece that you've done ?

HOO BOY DO I HAVE SOME ANSWERS :D !!!

this is gonna be a long one gang !!

these are my most favorite pieces, going from (supposedly) oldest to newest !!

the first one is supposed to be an angsty moment between Elvie and Memphis, two characters from analog horror cartoon !!

I never colored this one cause I ended up losing interest after spending 10 hours on just the lineart alone, but I still love it !!

this next one is of my sona Glappy !! i really liked how I did the lineart, and the piece itself was a bit of an experiment with my rendering style, as well as how I wanted to do his fur pattern and markings !! (I need to update him again smfh)

wegheghegeheg >:3c this next one is of two of my ocs, Anthony (the tiger) and Alban (the rabbit) !!

they are ✨ gay ✨

I was experimenting with drawing kisses while sketching this one, and I had so much fun with the rendering !!

their designs now are a bit different, especially Papi's markings (Glabbles lore: they are my ✨ dads ✨ they're my dads !! boogie woogie woogie !!) cause your boy did NOT know how to draw tiger stripes at the time of making this dhdjdh

(don't ask me how I did the background, I don't know either)

this next one was based on Countryhumans au i made for a discord server I'm in called Bonesdale (a fictional country created by one of my dear beloved friends) !! I made 3 characters, but I liked this one the most, especially with the way I rendered it ✨✨

oooh !! this next one was a gift for my best friend !!

our, ahem, favorite animals are borzois and wolves, and I decided to draw us as such, them being the borzoi and i the wolf !! I had fun rendering the fur on this one, but I was still trying to find my rendering style hrng

this next one was a bit of an experiment, more of a painterly/sketchy type style that I rendered on my laptop !!

I drew meself as a wolf-humanoid type thing !! yay :3c

OH OH OH !!! THIS NEXT ONE !!! YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!

this next one was one I did on my laptop that I never ended finishing (cowabummer 😔😔) but I still loved how it looked, aside from it not being finished !!

this one was more of a painterly type of experiment, and I still love it so much, especially how I ended up coloring Axel (that's his name :3c) !!

I loved the way I did the lighting in this one !! ugh I love it sm

this next one is a Memphis wip I'm still working on !! I love how it's turning out !! I've been working on it since October hrngh

i love the way I did the fur and the teeth and the shinies and yeah :]

this last one is another Memphis piece !! I absolutely adored how I did the rendering on this one, especially on the eyes !! I had so much fun figuring out how to render this one, and I love it so much eugh

SURPRISE:

✨ BONUS SKETCH ✨

i drew this sketch of dad last night (rabbit father from the 3rd drawing :3c) and I REALLY LOVE HOW IT TURNED OUT !!!

every time I look at it and stare in disbelief at the fact that I drew that !!

I swear I do one Nacho Libre study for sillies and then I finally figure out how to draw anatomy 🙄🙄

anywaybs that is all the art for the time being :3c

if you scrolled down this far: what's your favorite candy ? :D

[heronchildlove]

[secretly-a-catamount]

(for @lescahiersdesable)

Jem: If you water water, it grows.

Will: …What.

Alec: He’s got a point.

Annabel: Kind of like the opposite of when you murder a murderer, the number of murders stays the same.

Will: . . . What?

Alec: She’s got a point, too. Although, now that I think about it, if you murder a murderer the number of over-all murders increases while the number of living murders decreases.

Will: . . . What?

Alec: Will, you keep saying that, are you having trouble hearing or something?

Annabel: Of course he is, what else do you think all that empty space inside his head is good for? It makes the sounds smaller.

Will: Yea— Hey! That not even how sound sleep work!

Annabel: “Sound sleep”, William?

Will: Yes, Annabel, “sound sleep”—

Jem: What my husband means is that didn’t get much sleep last night because Tess started teaching the kids how to safety summon demons, and it — well, got out of hand.

Annabel: Moving onward, about what you were saying earlier, Alec, I didn’t think about that.

Jem: Well then, adding on to that, too, what is something that gives you less of it if you give it itself?

Alec: Time?

Will: Footsteps? I’m not sure.

Annabel: Chickens.

Alec: . . . Why?

Annabel: Cannibalism.

Will: Chickens eat each other?

Annabel: Oh, yeah, absolutely, all the time.

Jem: How do you know that?

Annabel: Malcom and I have started raising chickens; they’re supposed to be relaxing, help us with our trauma.

Alec: And does that work?

Annabel: Who knows.

Will: If the chickens eat each other, what else do they eat?

Annabel: Literally anything. Even human corpses.

Jem: And why do you know that specifically?

Annabel: I’m not you, Jem, I don’t like everyone.

Jem: I don’t like everyone.

Alec: Name one person you dislike.

Jem: Miss Dearborn.

Will: Fair. I don’t like her either.

Alec: I hate her.

Annabel: An example of someone who has gone to the chickens.

Alce: And just for the record, guys, I set the bar too low for Jem.

Will: You really did.

[jemsbitch]

Compilation of Thomas judging his inner monologue (he’s so cute I’ll die for him) (from chain of thorns)

[needlenxggin]

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Incorrect quotes meme. / @paleobird

Vash: I'm tired. Ava: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?! Vash: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

Ava: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. Vash: All I drank was Redbull! Ava: How many? Vash: Eighteen.

Ava: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Vash: Please, just say fuck.

[northwestofinsanity]

Band Incorrect Quote/Scenario -“Frencho-Fryo Time” 1

This is set in the same cursed, crackfic vet hospital AU setting as the Daylight Savings Time special that was “It’s Too Early For This”. Placing under a “keep reading” for that reason in addition to length, but I’ve decided I’ve got no shame when there’s equally wild and cursed memes in different forms floating around here. This time, featuring members of both Styx and Squeeze, as the main bands I’ve done this AU with (though a few one-off members of other bands have been in it in all my documents).

*“Frencho-Fryo Time”, or alternatively, “Going Frencho-Fryo” is slang for the point of overtiredness where everyone starts getting silly and giggly over everything. (Synonymous with being “loopy”, “punchy”, “crackhead hours”, or “going cuckoo for cocoa puffs”, etc). Shenanigans ensue!

-It’s about 4:30 in the afternoon, and there is a gap in the schedule due to a traffic accident on one of the main roads, leading several appointments to be late or cancelled. This has created a lag in-between mid-afternoon appointments, so everyone is getting chores done in the downtime, and the stark difference and loss of momentum after a very hectic morning has everyone feeling a bit silly-

Glenn Tilbrook: *In the surgery prep corner, cutting paper drape material off a boxed roll, lined up to guide tapes on the counter marking the proper size, and then accordion-folding the drapes so that they're ready to wrap inside packs with the surgical tools*

Tommy Shaw: *At one of the treatment tables/“tub-sinks” with the big clean laundry bin, working on folding a bunch of it*

Jools Holland: *Comes strutting through the swinging door from reception into the back treatment room and leans against the counter with a smirk, side-eyeing Tommy and Glenn mischievously, as if just trying to see how long he can get away with being there staring them down before someone says something*

Glenn Tilbrook: *Looks up from very meticulously folding a drape to make it perfectly lined up, as he would be alright with doing nothing less, and looks over to Jools* “Finish the drug inventory in the front closet, or did you just get bored with it? Because if you’ve found yourself bored with it and in need of something else to do, I believe Tommy could probably use some help with folding the laundry!”

Tommy Shaw: *Blushes and hides a silent giggle behind a king-sized bedsheet he is hardcore struggling to fold neatly, due to only being able to hold it up but so high off the ground, and doing it alone rather than with anyone to hold the other end while he lines it up. He groans when while trying to drape it over the tub sink to help line it up, he accidentally knocks a muzzle down into the tub through the gap in the removable grate top*

Jools Holland: “Oh, there’s lots of excitement to be had in the supply closet! My favorite is when someone hasn’t screwed the lid back on a bottle properly, and you go to pick it up to check the expiration date and spill the pills everywhere! It’s a fantastic frenzy, I must say. Though it’s not a very good time to pick it all up.”

Glenn Tilbrook: *Looks like he’s trying not to giggle, then gets a rare, devilish grin on his face* “Are you telling me you were the one to spill the pills all over the floor in there and cause the big shout we heard yesterday, Julian?”

Tommy Shaw: *Does a double-take* “Jools, I didn’t think you liked being called by your full name, or if anyone was allowed to!”

Jools Holland: "I'll tell you that you wouldn't be entirely wrong. It depends on the situation. I do find most of the time, I actually prefer it from my mates who knew me before my nickname was a thing”

Glenn Tilbrook: [Pulls the last bit of drape paper off the roll in the box, gets this silly grin and light in his eyes, pulls the cardboard tube out, holds it up, and shouts into it with a projection like he's announcing things] "JULIAN..."

Jools Holland: "Ai-yi-yi..." *Shakes his head and walks back through the door to up front giggling*

Larry Gowan: [Walks in past Jools with an Australian Cattle Dog mix on a leash, and carrying a bag of supplies, as the dog has just arrived for boarding, and grins, gesturing grandly toward the dog as he stops beside the treatment counter and sets the bag down]. "This is Ted!"

Glenn Tilbrook: [Walking across the room with the tube, and tips up like a megaphone again, booming into it as deeply as he can make his voice go] "TED!"

Tommy Shaw: *Folding laundry on a tub sink, and catches a fit of the giggles over this, between Glenn with the tube, and the fact that he thinks Ted is a funny name for a dog*

Glenn Tilbrook: *Also starts laughing, and puts the tube into the recycle bin beside the break room door*

Tommy Shaw: “No, don’t throw that away yet -let me see that!” *Finishes folding a sheet, puts it down, and goes over and grabs the tube out of the recycle bin, then tries to bonk it hard against the break room door frame with an anticlimactic thud* “OHHH, that was SO disappointing -it should have bonked LOUDER than that!” *Raises the tube up to shout in it* “Booooo!” *Shoves it back down in the trash*

Glenn Tilbrook: *Nearly trips on his way back to the surgery counter when Tommy does this and goes into one of his wild, gut-cackles*

Larry Gowan: *Standing there, laughing while waiting for a technician to come free and do the check-in exam on ‘Ted’ the dog* “The tube is too narrow, and the walls are too thick! We need to call the manufacturer and tell them to change the design of it! We deserve some fun after cutting and folding all the drapes that come out of that if you ask me!”

Glenn Tilbrook: “Why, you tell them that, alright! Somebody needs to!” *Pulls the new box of drape material that was staged in the cabinet of surgery supplies, decides that he’s had enough of making drapes for now, and goes over to help Tommy fold the laundry*