#incorrect last hours memes

[incorrectlasthours]

Lucie Herondale getting ready for Chain of Thorns like

Lucie Herondale getting ready for Chain of Iron like

[heronchildlove]

A weekly occurrence

inspo

[secretly-a-catamount]

(For @lescahiersdesable)

Malcolm: If you want my advice— Catarina: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill Annabel. Multiple times. Malcolm: First off, that was when we were broken up. Secondly, she’s also tried to kill me. Magnus: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

[lesbocrocker]

[jemsbitch]

Monty from the gentleman’s guide to vice and virtue is so Matthew Fairchild core

[ellies-enrichment]

sorry memes have been lacking the last like two days i was trying to get plat in part 1 before i reached 200 hours 💀

[cataclysmic-catastrophe]

Do you guys think Thomas ever calls Alastair “Stair Stair”

Bc alastair carstairs

[that-sarcastic-optimist]

James: The human body is 70% water. So we're all basically cucumbers with anxiety

Matthew: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I'm more like a pickled cucumber

[eightmakesonebraincell]

[fic rec mlist] social media au | fake texts

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the coffee house diaries | @escapewriter 🩶

pairing: ot8 x reader (separate stories for each member)

genre: smau series, college au, coffee shop au, slice of life, fluff, humour, angst

length: 6/8 members [ongoing]

a world in which the students of kq university frequently visit a well known coffee shop; the coffee house diaries. you would think it‘s for the coffee, which it is but in reality, it’s to be able to find love and be put on the love of fame.

my bffs as cakes: a thread | @bluehwale 🩶

genre: fake twitter thread, humour, crack, fluff

you compare your best friends to cursed cakes in a twitter thread

rating my bffs on how'd they do as a valentine date: a thread | @bluehwale 🩶

genre: fake twitter thread, crack, fluff

the perilla leaf debate | @bluehwale 🩶

genre: fake twitter thread, crack

you accidentally cause chaos in your timeline by starting a discourse on perilla leaves and significant others and even marriage that your eight best friends are (questionably) so passionate about.

ateez as your situationship | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack

ateez as unhinged texts - part i, part ii | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack

ateez as random texts | @lvrsmg 🩶

genre: fake texts, crack

length: 6/? parts

ateez + incorrect quotes 3 | @fanbynature

genre: incorrect quotes, crack

dumb things ateez would probably say | @barsformars

genre: incorrect quotes, crack

ateez reaction to ateez memes | @feltednettles 🩶

genre: fake texts, crack

tiktok prank texts | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack

pranking boyfriend ateez with “thank you for the flowers” texts

texting bf!ateez: leaving them on read | @trash-hours

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

telling your ateez boyfriend you lost the necklace he bought you | @ronnierites

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

ateez in their part time deliver driver era bc i'm bored | @milsatz

genre: fake texts, crack

bestfriend!ateez saving reader from a bad date | @imagine-a-life-like-this

genre: fake texts, fluff

bestfriend!reader asking ateez for a divorce | @imagine-a-life-like-this

genre: fake texts, crack

boyfriend!ateez react to getting a cat | @starrysvn

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

ateez's reaction to finding out your bias is their group member | @tyunphoria

genre: fake texts, crack

ateez reaction to having a witch s/o | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack, suggestive

ateez reaction to 'if i was a worm' question | @hongism

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

they find out your boyfriend broke up with you: hyung line | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts, fluff, angst

they find out your boyfriend broke up with you: maknae line | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts, fluff, angst

phone tour - if seonghwa was your boyfriend | @snwusberry

genre: fake lockscreen, fake gallery, fake texts

phone tour - if yunho was your boyfriend | @snwusberry

genre: fake lockscreen, fake gallery, fake texts

random texts with bestie!mingi | @mangiverse

genre: fluff

upstairs neighbor wooyo | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts smau, neighbour!wooyoung, fluff

length: 3/3 parts [completed]

the barista keeps writing jongho's name wrong | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts smau, barista!reader, fluff

last updated: 11 july 2023

[adhdnojutsu]

I am begging people to stop spreading this incorrect claim. The claim is based on KAKASHI'S TSUKUYOMI, not Sasuke's, and adds 0 value to any narrative, not even Itachi hate.

Itachi explicitly told Kakashi that he will be stabbing him for 72 hours. The 72 hours are Kakashi's perception, while in reality, Kakashi's time spent under genjutsu seemed to have lasted 1 second, or at least, a unique stabbing sequence lasted 1 second. Whether it's a real second or an experienced one, we get the above number of seconds in 72 hours.

The first person who made this meme baselessly applied Kakashi's Tsukuyomi experience to Sasuke's, although Itachi explicitly made his shorter. Itachi grabbed Sasuke and said "For 24 hours from now on, wander that day". So first of all, he never said Sasuke would be reliving the exact moment the sword came down on their parents for each second of 24 hours, let alone 72. And would 1 second really be enough to see both of them die? If that was what Itachi meant, we'd already have to divide above number by 3. Which would be awful enough, but makes no sense.

Because Itachi wanted to refresh Sasuke's hatred. Would showing him the same second's event on loop for 24 hours, be it the imaginary time passed or real time, really do that? Because I'd think if you made someone re-watch the same SECOND of horror for 24 hours on loop, let alone 72, they'd more likely grow dull to it. Exposure therapy, if you will.

So it would make much more sense if, both for traumatic effect and based on what was actually said, Sasuke relived the entire day including his final hours of happiness, the eerie build-up of the bloodbath in the compound, and importantly, what contributed a lot to messing him up: Itachi's stone-cold speech. And here, it wouldn't matter whether Itachi's definition of a "day" is 12 or 24 hours. Itachi explicitly said "wander that day", not "relive that moment". So if Sasuke wanders the entire day for 24 hours, he'd see his parents die twice at most, unless he "wanders" in such a wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey trajectory, that he keeps stumbling into that moment. Which would be a huge reach. For traumatic effect, resetting Sasuke's memory to before he discovered the massacre, letting Sasuke relive the whole day would be far more effective because Sasuke's mind would start fresh and unprepared.

Itachi never said "Tsukuyomi lasts 72 hours". Someone just claimed that based on Kakashi's crucifixion, and people ran with it. But Itachi said he controls time in Tsukuyomi, so there is no such thing as a "72 hour rule".

Itachi explicitly described what happens to Kakashi and for how long, and people believed it so uncritically that they applied it to all Tsukuyomi. So why not also believe Itachi when he explicitly describes what's going to happen to Sasuke? I'd think Itachi abused that poor boy enough without making up baseless numbers that add absolutely nothing, because whether Sasuke relives that one second 2 or 518,400 times, surely, he'll never forget the first time.

[salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea]

Maya and the Three (New Journey au) Incorrect quotes

(For @8rbwruns8kejkik and everyone else involved in helping creat this AU together) ●◦●◦●◦●◦●◦●◦●◦●◦●

Hiccup: “How did none of you hear what I just said?!”

Maya: “I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours,”

Po: “I got distracted halfway through,”

Astrid: “Ignoring you was a conscious decision,”

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Viper: “I am convinced Ruffnut and Tuffnut share a brain cell,”

Tigress: “And it’s not in use very often, it seems,”

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Jack Frost: “Why are Maya and Zatz sitting with their backs to each other?”

Rico: “They had a fight,”

Bunnymund: “Then why are they holding hands?”

Chimi: “They get sad when they fight,”

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Hiccup: “Is stabbing someone immoral?”

Monkey King: “Not if they consent to it,”

Maya: “Depends on who your stabbing,”

Po: “YES??!!?”

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Rico: “A SPIDEEER!!!!!”

Snotlout: “KILL IT! SMASH IT!”

Toby Domzalski: “BURN IT!!”

Boun: “STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE PAN!”

Mantis smoothing back his antennas: “Hey there~”

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Maya: “I’m cold,”

Zatz: “Here, take my cape,”

*Meanwhile*

Jim Lake: “I’m cold,”

Clair Nuñez: “I can’t control the weather, Jim,”

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Chimi: “Oh my Lady Micte,”

Hiccup: “Don’t you mean ‘oh my Odin’?”

Chimi: “You worship your god, I’ll worship mine,”

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Saint Nick: “Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?”

Astrid: “*sighing* Snotlout,”

Snotlout: “Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die,”

Crane: “*wiping away a tear* So inspirational,”

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Monkey and Monkey King: *spider-man memeing*

[heronchildlove]

[secretly-a-catamount]

(for @lescahiersdesable)

Jem: If you water water, it grows.

Will: …What.

Alec: He’s got a point.

Annabel: Kind of like the opposite of when you murder a murderer, the number of murders stays the same.

Will: . . . What?

Alec: She’s got a point, too. Although, now that I think about it, if you murder a murderer the number of over-all murders increases while the number of living murders decreases.

Will: . . . What?

Alec: Will, you keep saying that, are you having trouble hearing or something?

Annabel: Of course he is, what else do you think all that empty space inside his head is good for? It makes the sounds smaller.

Will: Yea— Hey! That not even how sound sleep work!

Annabel: ��Sound sleep”, William?

Will: Yes, Annabel, “sound sleep”—

Jem: What my husband means is that didn’t get much sleep last night because Tess started teaching the kids how to safety summon demons, and it — well, got out of hand.

Annabel: Moving onward, about what you were saying earlier, Alec, I didn’t think about that.

Jem: Well then, adding on to that, too, what is something that gives you less of it if you give it itself?

Alec: Time?

Will: Footsteps? I’m not sure.

Annabel: Chickens.

Alec: . . . Why?

Annabel: Cannibalism.

Will: Chickens eat each other?

Annabel: Oh, yeah, absolutely, all the time.

Jem: How do you know that?

Annabel: Malcom and I have started raising chickens; they’re supposed to be relaxing, help us with our trauma.

Alec: And does that work?

Annabel: Who knows.

Will: If the chickens eat each other, what else do they eat?

Annabel: Literally anything. Even human corpses.

Jem: And why do you know that specifically?

Annabel: I’m not you, Jem, I don’t like everyone.

Jem: I don’t like everyone.

Alec: Name one person you dislike.

Jem: Miss Dearborn.

Will: Fair. I don’t like her either.

Alec: I hate her.

Annabel: An example of someone who has gone to the chickens.

Alce: And just for the record, guys, I set the bar too low for Jem.

Will: You really did.

[lesbocrocker]

[jemsbitch]

Compilation of Thomas judging his inner monologue (he’s so cute I’ll die for him) (from chain of thorns)

[ellies-enrichment]

i guess maybe that’s why i’m lyyyyying to my therapist girlfriend i keep saying things like i never definitely saw him and we never kissed