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My OC: Vee

@morgane0311 OC: Morgane

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Maya and the Three (High School AU)

Design and thoughts:

Both Skull and Bone were born with out arms and legs do to malnourishment and complications in the womb. Ignore how badly drawn they are.

The school they go to is led by Lord Mictlan or Principal Mictlan and Vice-principal Micte who is his wife but they are on rocky grounds. The school has uniforms and the colors are purple and red. Which is why Skull has a purple shirt and Bone has a red shirt. One because it matches Lord Mictlan colors and two it also matches the pants they wear in the actual show. The jackets they wear also represent the over shirts they wear. The pins are the badges they have on their sashes.

They both have a tendency to steal from teachers and other students. Cheats a lot by using twin telepathy. Hangs out in Acat’s crowd and helps her. Don't really have anything against Maya and her squad they just hate everyone and are doing what Acat tells them.

WIP that I was too lazy to finish

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Maya and the Three (New Journey au) Incorrect quotes

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Hiccup: “How did none of you hear what I just said?!”

Maya: “I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours,”

Po: “I got distracted halfway through,”

Astrid: “Ignoring you was a conscious decision,”

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Viper: “I am convinced Ruffnut and Tuffnut share a brain cell,”

Tigress: “And it’s not in use very often, it seems,”

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Jack Frost: “Why are Maya and Zatz sitting with their backs to each other?”

Rico: “They had a fight,”

Bunnymund: “Then why are they holding hands?”

Chimi: “They get sad when they fight,”

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Hiccup: “Is stabbing someone immoral?”

Monkey King: “Not if they consent to it,”

Maya: “Depends on who your stabbing,”

Po: “YES??!!?”

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Rico: “A SPIDEEER!!!!!”

Snotlout: “KILL IT! SMASH IT!”

Toby Domzalski: “BURN IT!!”

Boun: “STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE PAN!”

Mantis smoothing back his antennas: “Hey there~”

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Maya: “I’m cold,”

Zatz: “Here, take my cape,”

*Meanwhile*

Jim Lake: “I’m cold,”

Clair Nuñez: “I can’t control the weather, Jim,”

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Chimi: “Oh my Lady Micte,”

Hiccup: “Don’t you mean ‘oh my Odin’?”

Chimi: “You worship your god, I’ll worship mine,”

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Saint Nick: “Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?”

Astrid: “*sighing* Snotlout,”

Snotlout: “Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die,”

Crane: “*wiping away a tear* So inspirational,”

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Monkey and Monkey King: *spider-man memeing*

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Oh no the punch bowl :(

(Here’s a little something for the MATT artist who are also having art block or just want to do this for fun)

Draw your OC or favorite character helping to clean the punch bowl or also panicking.

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No don’t drop the punch bowl!!!

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Itotia: Her father is Acan God of Celebration and her mother is Teotihuacan Goddess of Spiders. She’s closer with her father helping him throw parties and eventually going on and hosting her own. Met her brothers cause of her mother who left them in her care. Became a mother to her brothers and her other demi-siblings, only there is so much she can do to protect them from other gods and goddesses. Has so many siblings they now have a small town full of them, which leads to other gods and goddess leaving their demi-children in her care at the village where they can visit their kids. Wears purple to show her status as the leader of the village, but still wears brackets and jewelry that villagers make.

Kukulkan Chan: Named after the serpent god Kukulkan with the last name Chan means “small”. He was named by his mother Teotihuacan Goddess of Spiders and his father Kukulkan the Serpent God. Knows he can't live up to his father so he made a casino to steal the mortals money and make his own fortune his way. Casinos weren’t really a thing back then so as time passes he does become more powerful, but still stays the weakest of the three. Uses his sister's party knowledge and his younger brother’s drugs to lure people in. Has a human disguise to go and gamble in the human world. When treated he will puff his hood up and use the face on the back to try and scare them off. Most of the time he needs Itotia to get involved. He’s their mother's favorite because she knows he doesn't have the power to over run her.

Xōchipilli: The Mayan god of sex, drugs, and music. He’s the more carefree one always somewhere getting high. The mushroom pours all over his body releasing a gas that can get anyone within the vicinity as high as a kite. He does find some fine music and forces his siblings to join him in a mini band that plays at his brother’s casino and some of his sister’s party. Loves his mother Teotihuacan Goddess of Spider, but not even Itotia knows who his father is. Once the drugs wear off he’s left in a drowsy hungover state that makes him look dead. (In my Au he also embodies withdrawal). He owns a sex club and has beautiful humans and creatures of all kinds, though his siblings do avoid the area as much as they can. Has colored flower and marijuana tattoos all along his arms with flowers and mushrooms growing out of his hair. Once he’s in his second state though the flowers and mushrooms fall off.

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💖HAPPY VALENTINES DAY💛

I just love this holiday and wanted to say thank you to all of the people who have like and reposted my art and one-shots. It can be kind of hard being a person in a smaller fandom, but thank you to all!

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Maya and the Three (Being Lady Micte’s right hand/ best friend)

💀 To be as close as you are with Micte you most likely knew her before she married Lord Mictlan. Probably when she was a young goddess.

🌻 In the beginning she’ll be nice maybe using you to climb up the power ranks, but after seeing you’ll be there she starts to see you as a real friend. Will even start to treat you like a real friend. May hurt you a couple of times, but does try to make it up.

💀 One of her bridesmaids at the wedding. She'll need you to help calm her down from pre-wedding gitters. After the wedding, she makes you her right hand. Even gives you your own little throne so you can sit by her side and entertain her.

🌻 Part of being her right hand is having her confine her secrets to you such as her fear of the marriage and how she's not happy in it. You're the first person she told about the affair. You also have to be able to protect her, that's going to be the only reason Mictlan keeps you around.

💀 After she gives Maya to the Tecas she locks herself in her chambers and cries quietly to you about her feelings while you rub her back and offer her whatever comfort she requires. If Lord Mictlan asks about his wife you just answer with “She's not feeling well seems she's gotten sick from the baby,” Sends you as a messenger to check up on Maya when she can not.

🌻 Once Maya starts the quest Lady Micte sends you out to report back and update her and her husband playing it off as nothing but that. Sends you to actually fight Maya and the gang one of the times, but to not injure the girl, to check up on how much she has learned. If you end up getting hurt in the fight Micte will help patch you up while you share the events.

💀 Enough of the main story for now. You'll be the one to help her with her face paint even if you are not the best she still will be glad to have you do it. Has you helped with the flowers in her hair if you really can't do face paint. She trusts you to make her look presentable and powerful. Let's you try in her headpiece as a joke.

🌻 The friendship is a fair amount of give more than get, but she'll still do things for you. If you want something ( food, clothes, jewelry) it's yours. If you like someone god or mortal you can tell her and she'll keep it a secret. Might even try to get the two of you together. Plus, just being her right hand gives you immunity from Lord Mictlan’s wrath.

💀 Really does try her best to be a good friend, but she's just not the best with relationships and tends to accidentally hurt those close to her. That means you too. However if you know she doesn't mean to then you'll be fine and she’ll just appreciate you even more.

🌻 Like to match clothes. Cliche I know, but I can just imagine her pick-out outfits so that you match as a way to show she's your friend. May even have outfits tailored just for your two to match.

💀 Expects you to fight against Lord Mictlan with her. 1) You do and end up having to watch and hold her as she dies. She'll later apologize for everything she's done to ever hurt you when she comes back for a bit. Please visit her in the land of the dead. 2) You stay on Lord Mictlan’s side and fight against her. If you go to comfort her when she's dying she’ll forgive you saying it was only fair for how she treated you. Might not want you to visit her as much as if you fought with her.

🌻 Please bring her sunflowers when ever you visit the human realm. They don't grow in the underworld and all she really gets are marigolds. One of the best birthday gifts you could get her, so simple yet they mean so much.

💀 One of the few gods/goddesses who see her true side. The funny and caring one who's not just a disguise for her husband. You are also one of the few who can get her to laugh. Truly laugh.

🌻 Imagine staying up late on your balcony overlooking the underworld. With you both drinking a bottle of whatever you could find while laughing, joking about your childhoods, and what it's like these days. Then all of a sudden you get philosophical and share both of your problems and worries. Not judging one another.

💀 Going on owl rides as a way to get out of the throne room and underworld. If you can fly that's fine, but if you can't or just want to ride on her soft feathers she’ll 100% let you unless she's badly injured. Help her to get feathers out of her hair once she's back in her goddess form. Let's you keep them.

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wtf😭 at least he die with a beautiful (well drawn) sunset :)

a couple of minutes before the explosion?

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Maya and the three (Skull & Bone x Reader) Incorrect quotes

Bone: (Reader) you love me, right?

(Reader): Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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(Reader): You have to apologize to them Skull.

Skull: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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(Reader): Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Bone: AS ENEMIES?!

(Reader):

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(Reader): Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Skull: Marry me.

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Bone: Fight me!

(Reader): *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

(Reader): Fight me for the rest of our lives.

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(Reader): *Holds a sign that says “Prom?” outside Skull’s window*

Bone: Oh my god, Yes!

(Reader): *Yelling up* No, tell Skull!

Bone: Skull! I’m going to prom with your lover!

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Bone: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

(Reader): I don’t know. When are you going to ask me to?

Skull: And you just ran away?!

Bone: I didn’t expect them to flirt back!

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Skull: We have a problem.

(Reader): No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Xtabay: Truth or dare?

(Reader): Truth!

Xtabay: Do you-

Skull: I dare you to kiss me.

(Reader): *kisses Skull*

Xtabay, to Bone: They said “truth”, right?

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Acat: Ooh, somebody has a crush.

Bone: Pfft, I don’t have a crush in (Reader) I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

Bone, very much awake: Uh oh.

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Skull, holding a rock: (Reader) just gave this rock to me and said “I feel like you deserve the moon, but all I can give you is a rock”.

Bone: If you don’t marry them, I will.

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(Reader): Where are you going?

Bone: To get OURSELVES a gift!

Skull: Cause somebody didn’t get us one!

Camazotz, knowing full well that (Reader) got Skull and Bone engagement rings: *eating popcorn*

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Hura: *finds a note* Hmm, what's this?

(Reader): Hey, that's mine! *trys to grab it*

Can *grunting*: Aww, it's a love note for Skull and Bone.

(Reader): No-

Can: *opens it*

Can:

Hura:

(Reader):

Hura: We can't read this.

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Bone: Well, remember when (Reader) made a romantic dinner for me?

Skull: Bone, they microwaved you a pizza.

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(Reader): Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.

Skull: It's my turn to cuddle (Reader).

Bone: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

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Bone: Did (Reader) just tell us they loved us for the first time?

Cipactli: Yeah, they did.

Skull: And did we just do finger guns back?

Cipactli: Yeah, you did.

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Chivo: So, how long have you and (Reader) been together?

Skull and Bone: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. (Reader) and us are not together. No. No.

Chivo: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?

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Lord Mictlan: Did you take out (Reader) as I requested?

Skull: (Reader) has been taken out, yes.

Lord Mictlan: You have my grat-

Bone: It was a great restaurant.

Skull: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Bone: (Reader) proposed afterward- we’re filing the wedding papers.

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Maya and the three (Chimi x Painter Reader)

(Plotanic or Romantic)

Looking down at your map you let out another groan. “Where is it?” you whisper to yourself. Rolling the map back up you place it in your bag before setting it on the ground. Sliding down the side of a tree you close your eyes to rest under it’s shade.

Snap

The sound of a twig snapping and awoke you up in time as it hits your head. Looking up you catch a glimpse of a human leg. “Oh, hey!” you call out standing up to try and find the human. “Can you help me?” you ask grabbing your map. “I'm looking for the Jungle Lands,” you explain. After a while of standing there looking like an idiot you turn getting ready to head on your way.

Turning around you were meet face to face with a girl who had pale skin and red eyes. Taking a step back she takes one forward and sniffs you. “Hello,” you say sticking your hand out. Sniffing your hand the girl leaves and crawls towards your bag seeing all of the sealed pots and what little food you had left.

“Hey that's my stuff!” you exclaim rushing over and gabbing your bag careful to not break anything in it. “Why do you have so many pots?” the girl asks reaching towards one. “It's paint,” you answer short to the point. “What's with so much paint?” “What's with all the questions?” you retort. Now holding eye contact neither of you back down. “I'm (Reader) by the way,” you introduce yourself.

Looking you up and down the girl stands to her full height. “ I’m (insert animal noise),” she answers, but after seeing your confused look she quickly says her name is Chimi blushing a bit. “What a nice name,” you say. “And such beautiful skin,” you comment walking around her.

“What?” she asked irritated. “Sorry it's not like I'm going to steal your skin or anything!” you explain waving your hands before going to your back and grabbing a pot. “It's just such a pretty pale color, and I've worked on a lot of skin before with different colors and textures. All beautiful in their own way, but yours is unique,” you ramble. “May I paint on it?” you ask now turned towards her.

You could see a faint blush on her cheeks as she looked at you with wide eyes. “Oh I'm sorry I was rambling I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable!” you quickly explain placing the pot back down. “You like my skin?” Chimi ask. “Yes, who wouldn't,” “My village they think of a monster, El Monster Blanco, to be exact,” she explained. “Where are you from?” you asked worried of the answer.

“The Jungle Lands,” Chimi replies. A silence falls over you two as you both stand under the tree. “My offer still stands,” you say. Looking at you carefully Chimi moves to sit on a nearby stone. “Okay,” she answers. “Really?” you ask as you grab different pots from your bag and set them next to you. “Yes,” she answers watching you as you move around grabbing brushes.

“Yeah is there anything you want in particular?” you ask holding a brush. “Lady Micte,” Chimi say closing her eyes waiting for you to start. “It might be a bit cold,” you warn dabbing your brush in black paint. Chills were sent up Chimi spine as your brush touches her face. “I warned you,” you laugh a bit trying to keep a steady hand causing her to laugh quietly too.

“If you don't mind. May I ask why you want to look like Lady Micte?” you ask. “When I was born my mother died and I wish to see her again, the only way for that is through Lady Micte,” Chimi explains. “Wow, but who do you live with now,” you say dipping your figures in different colors before poking Chimi in the face causing her to bat at your hand. “The forest animals,” she says. Looking around you take notice of different animals hiding in the bushes watching you. After a while of just being in a comfortable silence you pull back looking at your work.

“Done!” you explain proud of your work. Rushing you your bag while almost tripping on a pot of teal paint you grab a mini mirror you have. “How do you like it?” you ask holding the mirror out for Chimi to take and see her new face paint. “Wow,” she whispers imprisoned by how the flower petals look so real and the gold detail. “It's amazing,” she answers look I at the bones in her arms and legs.

“Wonderful I'm sure the Jungle Land Queen with be proud of my work then,” you say putting the pots and brushes back in your bag. “Do you just travel and paint faces?” Chimi ask. “Pretty much I started out small, but after my sibling pushed me to show off my work I've started traveling and painting, not just faces but portraits, for people. In return they give me food and sometimes a place to sleep,” you explain throwing your bag back on your shoulders.

“Now I must be on my way, but it was nice knowing you Chimi and truly I do find your complexion to be one of the prettiest I've ever seen,” you say bowing down. “I-i can take you to the jungle lands,” Chimi says. “Really?” you ask standing back up. “Just wait here,” she orders jumping into the tree grabbing a bow and some arrows.

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The two of you now stand on the outskirts of the village hidden in the shadows. “Thank you Chimi,” you say turning towards the girl. “No problem,” she answers turning to leave. “Wait!” you call out rushing to her sides. “Here,” you say handing her a pot of purple and another gold. “As a thank you gift. It's not much, but to a painter, these are some of the hardest colors to get,” you say.

“Don't you need them?” Chimi asks looking down at the pots. “Nah I have spare and the recipe on how to make more,” you explain waving your hand dismissively. “Thank you,” She says holding the paints closer. “Of course, and hey I promise to visit when I get the chance,” you say turning to leave. “See yay!” you call out as you leave heading into the village. “Bye,” Chimi quietly says waving her hand as Monkey slides down next to her. “Maybe not all humans are bad,” Chimi says turning to leave before anyone sees her.

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Maya and the Three + (Reader) Incorrect quotes (Part 2)

Chimi: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Rico: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Chimi: But you’re always acting stupid?

Rico: …

Rico: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Chivo: Pick a card, any card.

Bone: Fine.

Chivo: Wait, that’s my credit card!

Skull: You said any card.

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Xtabay: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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Chimi: Everyone knows that Santa is an international designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.

(Reader): The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

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Rico: Why is Picchu crying?

Chimi: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Picchu: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Rico: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Picchu: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Rico: NO, NOT THAT!

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Camazotz: Wow you and Cabrakan are home early from the movies. What happened?

Cipactli: We got kicked out because Cabrakan wouldn’t stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the titanic.

Cabrakan: That last guy had a solid 8, I’m telling you!

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Maya: I regret nothing!!!

Zatz: I regret everything!!!

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Zatz: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

(Reader): You and me!

Zatz: *tearing up* Ok.

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Queen Teca: So, what’s for dinner?

King Teca, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

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Vucub: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Chivo: Unless you’re home alone.

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Chimi: This date is boring!

(Reader) This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.

Chimi: Then why did you invite me?

(Reader): I didn’t, I specifically said “don’t come with me,” then you said, “fuck you (Reader) I’ll do whatever I want!”

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Rico: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

Chimi: I went to the park today.

Rico: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Chimi: *opening their coat* This duck.

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Acat: Zatz is playing hard to get.

Acat: Little do they know, I’m a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Lord Mictlan: What are you doing tomorrow?

Any god/goddess: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

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Lady Micte: If I ever had a child, I image they would be a lot like you.

Lord Mictlan: Aww, thanks—

Lady Micte: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

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(Reader): Did you get the eggs like I asked?

Maya: Even better!

(Reader): What the fuck did you—

Maya: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Lord Mictlan: What have I done wrong?!

(Reader): Everything. For your entire life.

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(Reader): Chivo… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Chivo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

(Reader):

(Reader): I wrote sanitize Chivo.

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Rico: (Reader) that's disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.

Chimi: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

(Reader): Oh yeah? *gets really close to Chimi* How about a muffin on the house baby?

Chimi, giggling: I’m pretty.

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Acat: Please! Pretend I’m useful!

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Camazotz: Oh Zatz, we have a visitor!

Zatz: Don’t tell me it’s (Reader).

Camazotz: It’s (Reader).

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Zatz: There’s no way they like me back.

(Reader): Maya would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.

Zatz: Maya would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun.

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(Reader): I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime… which should I do?

Barbarian Princess: Please don’t get arrested.

(Reader): No promises! <3

Barbarian King: Why not both? Get creative!

(Reader): Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

Barbarian Princess: Please don’t encourage them, Papa.

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Lord Mictlan: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Camazotz: You are literally making a Valentine’s Day card for Lady Micte.

Lord Mictlan, pointing their hot glue gun towards Camazotz: You’re on thin fucking ice.

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King Teca: Don’t mansplain this to me!

Queen Teca: Wh- I’m a woman! I can’t mansplain anything to you!

King Teca: … Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!

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Skull, at (Reader): Would you like to stay for dinner?

Bone, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!

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*Acat is telling a story*

Hura: Wow, Acat, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!

Can: *grunting* Romance?

Hura: I have a crush on them.

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Xtabay: How do I make a date really romantic?

Vucub: Be mysterious.

Xtabay: Okay.

*Later, while on a date with (Reader)

(Reader): So where are we going?

Xtabay: None of your fucking business.

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Maya and the Three + (Reader) Incorrect quotes

Gran Brujo: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.

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Chimi: Any idiot would know that

Rico: I knew it!

Chimi: See?

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Rico: I’ve got a weapon, and I’m… admittedly VERY afraid to use it!

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(Reader): Are you mad?

Acat: No.

(Reader): So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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Zatz: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Maya: Did (Reader) say ‘I love you’ and you said ‘Thanks’?

Zatz: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL—

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(Reader): Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.

Chimi: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

(Reader): …

(Reader): You mean ring bearER, right?

Chimi: …

(Reader): Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Rico: Hey, Zatz? Can I get some dating advice?

Zatz: Just because I’m with (Reader) doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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(Reader) sweating: Bone, Skull, there’s something I need to ask you-

Skull: Finally! You’re proposing!

(Reader): How’d you know?

Bone: (Reader), you’ve dropped the rings five times during dinner.

Skull: I even picked it up once.

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(Reader): That was so hot, Acat.

Acat: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

(Reader): I’m so in love with you.

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Cipactli: Hey, Maya, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Maya: Yeah,

Cipactli: And you, (Reader)?

(Reader): Umm… yes?

Cipactli: Great! Because I’m not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

(Reader): Did she just-

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Chimi: Is this your plan B?

Maya: Technically, this is plan P.

Rico: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Maya: Yes, but I marry Zatz in plan M.

Zatz: I like plan M.

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(Reader): It’s called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Hura and Can: We know what we saw.

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Chivo: When I said bring me something back from the beach, I meant like a conch shell!

Vucub: *holding a seagull* Please say that next time!

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Maya: Things will get better!

The Others:

Maya: Okay, maybe they won’t

Maya: But they will be terrible in a new and interesting ways!

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(Reader): I love you.

Xtabay: I love me too.

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Lady Micte: How did you break your leg?

Maya: Do you see those porch stairs?

Lady Micte: Yes.

Maya: I didn’t

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(Reader): Do you know the ABCs of first aid?

Picchu: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

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Vucub: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?

Chivo, cooking the fish: What? I couldn’t hear you, speak up.

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Zatz: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints.

Camazotz: What hints have you given them?

Zatz: We’ll, I think about them a lot.

Zatz: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

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Lady Micte to Lord Mictlan: You smell of sweat and loss.

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Rico: I wasn't that drunk,

Chimi: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Rico: BEACAUSE YOU ARE!

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(Reader): You really believe in Lord Mictlan?

Lady Micte: Luckily, he believes in himself enough for the both of us.

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Xtabay: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you it’d ruin the mystery.

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King Teca: You can answer almost anything with “Not since the accident”

Queen Teca: Actually, you can’t.

King Teca: Not since the accident.

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Zatz, to Maya: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

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Maya and the Three (Bringing Bone & Skull to Target)

(Could be platonic or romantic, but these head canons are based off of a post @cadaver-moss )

☠️ After stumbling upon the goddesses in an alley they forced you to let them live with you for the exchange of your life. They quickly made themself comfortable in your spare bedroom and stole some of your furniture to decorate there room. Slowly the goddesses did warm up to you happy to have a loyal servant friend that helps them in these modern times.

💰You made a comment about needing to get a friend a gift and that you would be heading out to Target, which caught the two goddesses' interest. Throwing on two hoodies, hats, masks, and sunglasses they wait for you to grab you wallet.

☠️ Once there the two jump out of the car and rush towards the building with you trailing behind. Once inside you lose sight of the two which does worry you, but in all honesty, you didn't want people thinking you had a connection to them.

💰 Anything that they could fit in their hoodie pockets and hats was stolen. They would pull of the labels and use their magic to take off those plastic tags they have on more expensive items.

☠️ Sometimes they will run up to you and ask about something before running off again. If there's something they want but can't steal they throw it in your cart/basket saying “We’ll pay you back later stop complaining,”

💰 They eat any food that's out in the open like fruits. Can't steal alcohol as easily so they’ll just drink from the bottle and put it back or place it in someone else cart/basket. Will steal candy.

☠️ Clothes are fun. The both just grab a bunch to try on and force you to wait for them to show off to you. Of course you'll have to go into the changing room so no one sees their skeletons. Will also have you try on clothing and if they think it looks nice on you they'll steal it. “We don't want you looking like a rato(a),”

💰 Jewelry is the easiest thing to steal since it's so small. Tend to take more rings, bracelets, and necklaces instead of earrings since they prefer bigger one.

☠️ They don't wear that much make-up besides I guess a little bit of blush and maybe some nail polish or face paints. They do have hair though so they're stealing shampoo and hair ties, also grabbing you a bottle too. That way you smell the same as them.

💰 Now yes they do abit of stealing, but they also like to mess around with people and get them blamed for crimes. So there sneaking products and putting them in other people's pockets, so when they leave the alarm goes off. Or they steal from people's carts/baskets and put the products back on the shelf or in another cart/basket that way fights happen.

☠️ While your at check out paying for the gift and card you see the two quickly walk out of the building surprised that the alarm doesn't go off. Only then for the alarm go off as you walk through to reveal a container of nail polish.

💰 Once done dealing with the workers who blamed you for stealing even if you claimed you didn't, you were free to leave with a warning. In the parking lot, you can see the two leaning on your car snickering. Back at the house, they compare what they stole with each other and try to steal from each other which leads to them fighting.

☠️ They give you clothes, jewelry, and your favorite candy as a truce, but they're not really sorry :)

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