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2003 vs 2024

My OCs Yuuki & Naoko. Interestingly, I was a lot more confident back then and regularly wondered why I lost art competitions 😂🤌🏽

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Came upon Lady Gaga's Alejandro clip on Twattaire and was like... wait a sec...

Uncensored on Bluesky and Twatter

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He wrote his name in the sand

The wave washed it away

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No TW because I don't think anyone needs to make my stuff about them.

I used to beg my mother, sometimes in tears, to stop letting my cat Chetzi into her apartment where he has access to the road because he'd wind up dead one of these days. And she'd tell me I'm being ridiculous, he has "no reason" to cross the road, and it doesn't "feel nice" to kick him out whenever he slipped in because she "enjoys his company". After we got so many front row seats to what happens when you let your cat roam, but only I seem to have learned from that.

On November 9, 2021, the inevitable happened, and as I was sitting in the road with his guts spilling through my fingers, my mother rambled some weird gibberish about "I couldn't have known this would happen". To this day, I am SO confused?? She knew FOR A FACT that it would happen, because I told her so. It's my cat. My cat, my rules, or so you'd think. Guess who found a 450 Euro charge on her Visa because my boy deserved a custom urn for his 450 Euro ashes...

He was my boy for 11 years. Got him from a vet in Haifa who stores found kittens and hands them to people. I heard this one kitten screaming in the next room, he went in there, came out with the screaming kitten, a tiny little tangerine of 3 weeks, plunked him down in my hands, and he calmed down. I tried to hand him back, so he started crying again, so I stuffed the little thing in my purse and took him home. Whenever he saw I was sad, he'd run up mewing all worried, sit on me, refuse to budge, and lick the tears off my face.

But hey, as long as she got to "enjoy his company", amirite?

Also, someone somewhere else said I should blur the image because "some people have a hard time with pet loss". No shit? Why does it sound like they think I don't? "It's a sensitive topic" you don't fucking say LMAO really WHAT a thing to SAY to someone who just drew a whole picture about how sensitive that topic is...

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Merry Christmas from Santa Hiruzen and 2 somewhat distrustful Uchiha babies! Thanks for all the support this year!

Looking for a belated gift? Ko-Fi!

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Just a little boy who was put in too big shoes and told they’ll fit if he walks in them for long enough.

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And then there's Kishimoto who isn't aware women are threedimensional human beings: "In order to create Sarada, I had to buy books on female traits, but I gave them to Chocho because Sarada has a dark side which isn't a feminine thing to have."

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Also, I opened a Substar!

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Boruto & Sarada catching up, full on Twatter.

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Can't believe I never posted this. Inspired by "Endless Rain" by X Japan.

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Just posting this again because it cracks me up. Yes I laugh at my own jokes.

Itachi Shinden in a nutshell, Gen Z version. Wherein Itachi gave uncle Yashiro a DIY redneck John Deere Sharingan.

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Shisui. On Twitter: https://x.com/bunspunabitch/status/1868396313672564958

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Opening 3 YCH commission slots!

Also check out my Ko-Fi shop! https://ko-fi.com/puddingpretzel

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ShiIta meets Gustav Klimt...

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Forgive me, Sasuke.

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Hit dog hollers, Itachi. Hit dog hollers.

Joys of being a babysitter. X