#incorrect lab rats

[chase-smartestmanalive-davenport]

Chase: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance! :D

[angelwiththeblue-box]

oliver: so i saw you spending a lot of time with chase lately

kaz: no, oliver, it’s not what it looks like i swear!

oliver: oh really? so no reason for me to be jealous?

kaz: no reason! me and chase are just dating, okay, he’s my boyfriend.

oliver: so there are no best friend feelings at all?

kaz: you are still my one and only best friend, he’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

oliver: but i’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

kaz: of course!

chase: what the-

[incorrectdisneyy]

Adam: wearing cowboy hat and fake mustache for the school play

Leo: Hey, nice mustache!

Adam: Thanks, I made it myself.

Chase: Very bushy. What did you use for the hair?

Adam: takes off cowboy hat to reveal bald spots

my favorite one ☝️

[mushed-kid]

[featheredstorms]

Marcus and Chase coded in a way:

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: Dick looks like the type of guy to wiggle his fingers and say "don't mind if I do" when he sees a box of donuts.

Dick: No actually, this is a Jason thing. He does that.

Dick: He, uh, he would have not wanted me to tell you that.

Steph: Please? Dad?

Bruce: I'm not your dad!

Steph: Well you're everybody else's dad, I thought it might work!

[waterfire1848]

Lucifer: You're going down! Alastor: I'm going to have to. It's the only way I can see you eye to eye.

[thelittleangryitalian]

Leo: Is anyone in this house straight?

The Elite force: Oliver

Oliver: I’ll have you know I kissed Kaz once

Chase to Kaz: You kissed Oliver?

Kaz: We were twelve!

[recreationalfanfics]

Lab Rats x Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes (these are all from the Lab Rats show)

Adam Davenport! Reader:

Crowley, after the overblots started happening: The reason I built Night Raven College was to teach you to control your magic. And I couldn't even do that...I feel like I failed you.

Adam! Y/n: Well, I'm glad someone said it.

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Azul, after Adam! Y/n came back from the underwater museum without the potion: How did you survive so long without oxygen?

Adam! Y/n: By breathing underwater!😃

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Ace, when Malleus and Sebek walk by: Look out guys. The weather just got partly creepy with a 100% chance of annoying.

Adam! Y/n: Am I gunna need my umbrella for that?!

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Overblot Character: and how would you like your lives TO END?!

Adam! Y/n: Livin' on Mars. Then I accidentally take off my helmet.

Chase Davenport! Reader:

Chase! Y/n, dealing with their first overblot: Everyone just stay calm. We can't afford to panic.

Deuce: We are calm.

Chase! Y/n: WELL YOU SHOULDN'T BE, WE'RE IN CRISIS!

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Chase!Y/n: We should just tell Professor Crewel.

Ace: Yeah, we tell Crewel and get it over with!

Chase! Y/n: ARE YOU CRAZY, WE CAN'T TELL CREWEL.

Deuce: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!

Chase! Y/n: WHAT, SO NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME!?

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Chase! Y/n: What if Epel isn't able to make it!? What if he gets caught in a traffic jam!?

Jack: On a broomstick?

Chase! Y/n: There could be birds!

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Chase! Y/n, after going into Commando Mode and beating up Floyd: Commando App disengaged!? Guys, why was I in Commando mode!?

Ace: Where you in Commando mode?

Deuce: I didn't see a commando mode!

Grim: OOH, that's good! Everyone, keep lying!

Bree Davenport! Reader:

Bree! Y/n, after they catch a basketball: What do I do with this!?

Ace: Throw it!

Bree! Y/n: *throws it at Jamil who didn't notice and knocks him out*

Ace: TO SOMEONE WHOSE LOOKING.

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Crowley: And what do you have to say for yourself, Davenport?

Bree! Y/n: That boys are easily manipulated when their masculinity is threatened.

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Bree! Y/n, after Ace tries to get them to prank Riddle: Sorry, its not in my nature to be stupid and immature.

Ace: Good thing it's mine!

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Trey: I'm baking these tarts for Riddle's mom. If we do everything right, we might just be able to get on her good side!

Bree! Y/n: The woman has many sides. None of them are good.

[lab-trash]

Bree: Why are you two being weird? Kaz: Chase and I kissed. Skylar: WHAT?! Chase: To keep our cover from being blown. We didn’t have a choice. Skylar: TELL ME EVERYTHING! Kaz: Skylar, it was just a kiss, okay? It was for a mission. It was nothing. Perry: Yeah, who cares about a kiss? Call me when you grab each other’s asses. Oliver: You should not be saying things like that to people three decades younger than you.

[chase-smartestmanalive-davenport]

Oliver: How the hell are you still alive?

Chase: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

[angelwiththeblue-box]

the elite force getting back from a mission kaz: *collapses* chase: CALL 911 ILL DO MOUTH TO MOUTH chase: AS A FRIEND

[incorrectdisneyy]

Adam: Does that have something to do with the bones in your stomach?

Chase: There are no bones in your stomach.

Adam: There’s at least one. I swallowed it yesterday.

accurate af

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Sebek: Do you guys want to try study abroad for a bit?

Ace: Why would I go to another country to do something that I don't do here?

[featheredstorms]

i’ma pretend that this is my pocket, and i’m putting chase inside of it.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 44

Jason: I can't go back to prison.

Jason: There was a farewell party, I gave a speech, and it'd just be awkward.

Barbara: I need a four letter word for disappointment.

Jason: Dick.

Barbara: ... *gasps* It fits.

Dick: ...