#incorrect lab rats

[angelwiththeblue-box]

oliver: so i saw you spending a lot of time with chase lately

kaz: no, oliver, it’s not what it looks like i swear!

oliver: oh really? so no reason for me to be jealous?

kaz: no reason! me and chase are just dating, okay, he’s my boyfriend.

oliver: so there are no best friend feelings at all?

kaz: you are still my one and only best friend, he’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

oliver: but i’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

kaz: of course!

chase: what the-

[featheredstorms]

Marcus and Chase coded in a way:

[chase-smartestmanalive-davenport]

Bree: Spike gets offended by everything.

Spike: What did you say about me?!?

Bree:

Bree: Case in point.

[rock-n-writing-archaeologist]

Skylar: Let's do a post-mortem on our failed mission to see what we did wrong

Chase: We allowed idiots to make decisions

Skylar: You say that every time

Chase: I haven't been wrong yet

[demialien]

Douglas: Oh, so now I’m “bad” just because I’ve done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?

[lesbian-bree-davenport]

oliver: you have a beautiful smile

skylar: thank you! you're not that handsome, but you look okay

oliver: wow, thanks

[chase-smartestmanalive-davenport]

Oliver: How the hell are you still alive?

Chase: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

[chase-smartestmanalive-davenport]

Leo: That was a joke. Say ha.

Chase: Ha.

Leo: Now do it again.

Chase: Ha.

Leo: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

[chase-smartestmanalive-davenport]

Kaz: Chase has no idea I’m high.

Chase: You’re high?

Kaz: Oh, I’m sorry.

Kaz, leaning over to Oliver: Chase has no idea I’m high.

[chase-smartestmanalive-davenport]

Oliver: I’m proud to say I’ve over come my fear of ghosts!

Kaz: Eyy, that’s the spirit!

Oliver, gasps: WheRE???!!!??

[chase-smartestmanalive-davenport]

Chase, gently nudging Kaz aside with his foot: Kaz, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.

Kaz, his eyes enormous: You kick Kaz? You kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Chase! Jail for Chase for one thousand years!

[chase-smartestmanalive-davenport]

Chase: Where is Bree?

Oliver: I’ll do you one better, who is Bree?

Adam: I’ll do you one better, why is Bree?

[chase-smartestmanalive-davenport]

Oliver: Chase, when’s your birthday?

Chase: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Oliver: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

[chase-smartestmanalive-davenport]

Kaz: You call yourself my best friend, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Olive: Making four accounts.

Kaz, tearing up: Really…?

[chase-smartestmanalive-davenport]

Kaz: This is getting embarrassing.

Chase: Getting? We’re already there!

[featheredstorms]

i’ma pretend that this is my pocket, and i’m putting chase inside of it.