#incorrect greek titans

[godsofhumanity]

Kronos: Dads will see their kids and be like "is anyone going to emotionally damage that" and not wait for an answer. Brontes: Dads see their kids?

[percabethownsmybutt]

annabeth: you really put aside everything and came all this way to save me? how did you even get here?

percy: several traffic violations

thalia: three counts of resisting arrest

grover: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

percy: also, that's not our car

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Kronos's favorite song.

[chimera-tail]

*Titan War Era*

A random tree nymph: So, what are your powers?

Zeus: I can control lightning and thunder!

Poseidon: I can manipulate water and cause earthquakes!

Hades: I can control the dead and make some very shiny rocks with a lot of economic value!

Demeter: I can sustain life through the growth and harvesting of plants!

Tree nymph: Hmm...

Demeter: *raises eyebrow* I created you.

Tree nymph: 0.0

Tree nymph: O-Okay then--

Hestia: I make home-cooked meals!

Hera: I... uh... I'm family glue!!!

Tree nymph:

Tree nymph: Those are not really--

Zeus: No, trust us. With the way we all are, these two are our most important members.

[appolinyou]

Ares and Pierce

"Rage Of The Titans",Game Romance Club

The underrated Ares and Iapetus plotline(Pierce) that was only mentioned

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

Kidnappers: We have your son.

Zeus: I have lots of sons. You have to be more specific.

Kidnappers: He's been singing Toxic on a loop for 4 hours.

Zeus: Oh my gods you have Apollo.

Zeus:

Zeus: Keep him.

Kidnappers: No, please, TAKE HIM BACK! HE'S DRIVING US CRAZY.

Zeus: HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL

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Kidnappers: We have your son.

Leto: Oh my gosh you have Apollo.

Kidnappers: W-wait, how did you know that-

Leto: I have 1 son and that is definitely Apollo singing Toxic in the background.

Kidnappers: Please take him back he's been singing it on loop for 4 hours he's driving us crazy!

Leto: Can I speak to him on the phone real quick? To check on him? He's my only son you know.

Kidnappers: Uh, sure?

Apollo, really high and happy: HI MOM! :DD :DDDD

Leto: Hi sweetheart!

Apollo: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SMNF

Leto: awww, love you to sweetie <3

Leto:

Leto: I want you to drive those nasties crazy, okay?

Apollo: OKAY MOM :D :DDD

*incoherent screaming is heard as Apollo's singing increases in volume*

Leto: that's my baby

Leto, throwing shades on: and no one messes with my baby.

[hemogoblin-art]

Gaia: Alright, I need you to swear-

Nyx: Fuck.

Gaia:

Gaia: Swear as in 'promise'...

[coffeeinthebackpack]

Percy: We have fun, don’t we, Wise Girl?

Annabeth: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[pelideswhore]

Rhea: You are what you eat.

Kronos: No, you’re messing with me.

Kronos: I can’t be my own child!

[thingsphoenix21]

Hestia: No. If you think for one second that father will treat us right you guys are lying to yourself. Because we know who he is. And what he does! This is what he does! *points at Zeus crying* Hestia: And we must fight for ourselves. I have a message for you father. You can eat us, and try to manipulate us and try to harm the ones we love. But do you see that. *points at where there's fire* Hestia: Fire is catching. And If we burn you burn with us!

[just-stalking-posts-for-the-lols]

Percy Jackson canonically likes shadow travel. Might I redirect you to Chapter 6 My Cookies Get Scorched, lines 1-6, page 90, of The Last Olympian

"I don't recommend shadow travel if you're scared of:

A) The dark

B) Cold shivers up your spine

C) Strange noises

D) Going so fast you feel like your face is peeling off

In other words, I thought it was awesome."

Percy LIKES to shadow travel. Seriously, there is so much Percico fodder in this book. TLO is just full of Percico hints. Even in The Titans Curse in the last chapter, I Get A New Enemy For Christmas, Percy has a lot of protective feelings for Nico that, if Annabeth wasn't the main love intrest, would absolutely be seen as an unknown growing crush. Or at the very least Platonic Brotherly love that Percy has for Nico. Percico is what got me into the fandom in the first place so I'm biased but I'm no longer sure if I like Lovers Percico or Brothers Percico more. Like when Annabeth told Percy that the Prophecy might be about Nico instead and Percy told her no? That he won't let Nico deal with it? Brother or Lover?

On Page 311, Line one, "Annabeth shivered. "If Like gets hold of him-" "Luke won't." I said "I'll make he's got other things to worry about. Namely me.""

Percy outright said that nothing is touching Nico if he can stop it. I can't tell if I ship them romantically or platonically anymore but I need more Percico of either or both types please!

[godsofhumanity]

[after the Titanomachy] Zeus, locking Kronos in Tartarus: Prepare for a fate worse than death, Kronos. Zeus: Oh, and don't try to escape or you'll suffer even worse. Kronos: Kronos: A fate worse than a fate worse than death? That's pretty bad.

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Demeter,*in her winter form*: I love you!

Hecate,*flustered*: Obviously... you don't know me.

Demeter: Oh, I love you so much~

Hecate,*very much also in love*: Thank you, and I will take that as a feeling of comfortability... You have with me...

Demeter,*deadpan*: It's more than comfortability, heh heh. I fucking love you~

Hecate,*overwhelmed with love for this woman*: .... Ok.

[incorrect-au-master]

What does Hades and Persephone think about how they're portrayed in Hades, Hadestown, God Of War, Underworld Love Story, Punderworld, Clash Of The Titans, Percy Jackson books, Marvel, DC and so on since I have always loved that kind of meta

Hades:

On one half: offended. On the other half: flattered.

Seriously, i don't know why would anyone think of me as an enemy for Olympus OR my brother. Sure, he's not exactly easy to deal with, but in the end trying not to involve with him too much is always the better option...

It's not that i don't ACTUALLY like being portrayed as a villain of some short, that's a role i'm used to be seen as and kinda enjoy for a laught. But as much as death is seen as an unpleasant thing, does it really need to be portrayed as evil?

I enjoy the depictions of me as a loving husband tho. I'm glad i can still get credit for that.

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Persephone:

Most of the time i'm only seen just as either Hades' wife or Demether's daughter, which... it's a part of who i am yes... but i kinda like it more when they explore a bit more of my personality aswell...

I mean, I like to think i have plenty of sides, and when they get to show them it's when i can actually enjoy how i'm getting depicted.

Specially when they make me look villainous. Most people forget about that and i WANT them to know ;)

[chimera-tail]

Rhea: *giving lessons* If a monster invades Mount Ida, what do we do?

Hera: Kill it.

Hades: Kill it.

Poseidon: Kill it.

Demeter: Kill it.

Zeus: Kill it.

Hestia: --with kindness.

Demeter: I'll speak to you at your funeral.

Rhea:

[appolinyou]

AU Aesthetics, Romance Club. Ares, the embodiment of war and revenge... or Kaz Brekker

They're too similar,Ares,God of War, and Ares, the brilliant criminal. In addition to their appearance, they are united by their rage, cruelty, and, in fact, real protection of their loved ones. Their bad, They have a very bad reputation in society as cruel people whose actions are regarded as almost demonic and absolutely bloodthirsty.

Kaz is definitely not Athena, as the root cause of his actions is feeling, not coldness. External coldness is the cooling peak of his internal burning heart (thirst for revenge, pain, fear, Love)

Don't steal, this is the original aesthetic of the group

If you scroll far down this group, you will find au aesthetics representing some of the Six of Crows and Shadow and Bone in the personalities of the Greek gods)