#i hc that hera was 100 times better during the titan war than after she became queen
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*Titan War Era*
A random tree nymph: So, what are your powers?
Zeus: I can control lightning and thunder!
Poseidon: I can manipulate water and cause earthquakes!
Hades: I can control the dead and make some very shiny rocks with a lot of economic value!
Demeter: I can sustain life through the growth and harvesting of plants!
Tree nymph: Hmm...
Demeter: *raises eyebrow* I created you.
Tree nymph: 0.0
Tree nymph: O-Okay then--
Hestia: I make home-cooked meals!
Hera: I... uh... I'm family glue!!!
Tree nymph:
Tree nymph: Those are not really--
Zeus: No, trust us. With the way we all are, these two are our most important members.
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