#incorrect gidle

[encorrectenha]

[Jay and Sunghoon working as part-timers with Shuhua]

Shuhua: Where’s Sunghoon?

Jay: Around.

Shuhua: Around?

Shuhua: You don’t have any idea, do you?

Sunghoon, at customer service: hi, I can't find my colleagues

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Sana: I met this girl last night that seemed to really hate you

Miyeon: That could be anyone. What did she look like?

Sana: Average height, beautiful face, dark hair, chinese accent-

Miyeon: Ah, that’d be Shuhua. I love her dearly

[incorrect-lesserafim]

Yuqi: Time for plan G

Soyeon: Don’t you mean plan B?

Yuqi: No, we tried plan B. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties

Soojin: What about plan D?

Yuqi: Plan D was that attempt half an hour ago

Minnie: What about plan E?

Yuqi: Miyeon dies in plan E

Shuhua: I like plan E

Miyeon: Do I want to know what plan F would've been?

Yuqi: You're funny, no

[random-incorrect-things]

Manager, to Yuqi and Shuhua: Are you two out of your mind?! You should know better! Your leader is going to be extremely disappointed when I-

Soyeon, running in carrying a street sign and multiple bags of liquor on her arms: THE POLICE SAW ME, GOTTA HIDE, TAKE THIS!

[ivy-diaries]

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[hongjoongsgoat]

(G)-idle as textposts, Tomboy edition!

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[shiba-chuu]

Shuhua: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Shuhua: Except for Soojin unnie of course

[kpopinocorrect]

Shuhua: *casually* hey ladies is it gay to-

Soyeon: yes, if you're doing it yes

Shuhua: I didn't even-

Minnie: yep, that's gay too

[myeonz]

shuhua: miyeon shut the fuck up soyeon: but she's sleeping??? shuhua, throwing fake punches at miyeon: i know, i just wanted to say that

[dulisa]

[encorrectenha]

*Jay and Sunghoon flirting with each other yet again*

Shuhua: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Jay: 100% noona.

Sunghoon: Of course not! Why would you think that?

Shuhua: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Sunghoon. I fucking wonder.

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Minnie: When you were a kid, did your parents tell you that you could grow up to be anything?

Yuqi: Yeah

Minnie: Is that why you became a problem?

[incorrect-lesserafim]

Soyeon: You know I care about you a lot

Yuqi: Gay

Soyeon: We're married

[random-incorrect-things]

Yuqi: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

[pepemyfantasy]

Masterlist

In the future I plan to write: Imagines, drabbles, Stories/fanfictions, incorrect quotes, headcanons, MTL, reactions, etc

RULES

ABOUT ME

Requests open!

TV Shows

The Penthouse

Yellowjackets

Fallout

The Boys

Game of Thrones

Marvel

Kpop

Masterlists for all the groups/soloists I write for (+ my bias(s) and bias wrecker(s)

Group | Bias(s) | Bias wrecker(s)

BTS | Jungkook | Taehyung

SEVENTEEN | Woozi, Jeonghan, Vernon | Minghao

DREAMCATCHER | Siyeon | Handong

SNSD | Hyoyeon | Sunny

AESPA | Winter | Ningning

RED VELVET | Irene | Seulgi

TXT | Beomgyu | Huening Kai

TWICE | Jihyo, Jeongyeon | Nayeon, Momo

ITZY | Yuna | Lia

ATEEZ | Hongjoong | Seonghwa

GIDLE | Miyeon | Soojin, Yuqi

NCT (Mainly Dream) | Taeyong | Jaemin, Haechan

IVE | Yujin | Gaeul

WJSN | Bona, Dayoung, Yeonjung | Exy

YOUNG POSSE | Jiana | Doeun

[cyb3rjinni]

Some (g)i-dle incorrect quotes (from a generator)

Soyeon: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? 

Yuqi: *crouches down* 

Shuhua: *kneels down* 

Miyeon: *sits on the floor* 

Soyeon: 

Soyeon: I hate all of you. 

Soyeon: Soojin! I thought you were dead! Soojin: No, just in deep cover. Soyeon: …But it was an open casket. Soojin: It was very deep.

Soojin: So… what would you do if you were in bed with me? Minnie: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Soojin: Yes. Shuhua: I'd sleep.

Soyeon: You spent all our money on THIS?? Yuqi, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

(More coming tomorrow)