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Pre-debut Han: I have a good idea

Pre-debut Hyunjin: well hurry up before it dies of loneliness

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Chaeyoung: *staring intently at her painting* how am I supposed to finish this in one night!!?? I'm not Leonardo DiCaprio!

Jihyo: *with immense levels of sarcasm* oh yes, not to be confused with famous actor Leonardo Divincii

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Hyunjin: I accidentally ate Seungmin's sandwich, how long do you think I have to live?

Minho: Ten

Hyunjin: Ten what?

Minho: nine

*aggressive footsteps approaching*

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Felix: *drunkenly* (to Chan) you're my buffalo chicken wing

Chan: elaborate?

Felix: because you're hot

Chan: ...

Felix: *finger guns*

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Jisoo: does lightning McQueen have life insurance or car insurance

Jennie: can you just shut up and enjoy the silence for one?

Jisoo: KACHOW

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Eric Nam: *while interviewing Kard* since you don't have a leader, who's usually in charge?

Jiwoo: usually whoever screams the loudest

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Felix: not only am I party rocking, but I'm also in the house tonight

Han: but are you shuffling?

Felix: everyday

Han: *nodding in approval*

Chan: what language are you speaking

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Seungkwan or Mark or Johnny or Jisoo or Ryujin or Felix or Bambam:

I was out on this earth to do one thing, luckily I forgot what it was, so I can do whatever I want.

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Chan: I want my future boyfriend to be strong, independent, and smart

Felix: *trips over his own feet and then apologizes to himself*

Chan: nevermind, I want that one

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Kevin: my life is a never ending game of illegal or just frowned upon

Jacob: Kevin, I love you but what the fuck

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Felix: merry crisis

Felix: *Christmas*

Chan:

Felix: no, actually crisis. The dorm is on fire

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Shuhua: *casually* hey ladies is it gay to-

Soyeon: yes, if you're doing it yes

Shuhua: I didn't even-

Minnie: yep, that's gay too

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Jooheon: what's for dinner?

Shownu: chicken fried rice

Jooheon: *staring in disbelief*

Jooheon: you're telling me a chicken made that!!!!

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Jennie: As my good friend Jisoo once said…

Jennie: Get fucked.

Jisoo: I have never once said that

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I Present To You: Kpop songs that radiate pop song energy

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Sorting Seventeen into hogwarts houses! This is for a certain someone I'm trying to get into Seventeen (you know who you are). So let's get started:

S.Coups: (Gryffindor) S.Coups is really brave (in most situations). He is also very impulsive, to the point that he can fight his company on a daily basis (though that is for a good reason). He is also very selfless, as he has literally said that nothing matters to him more than his members. He has all the main Gryffindor traits: brave, strong willed, and impulsive.

Jeonghan: (Slytherin) This man is so CUNNING. He is known for always cheating while playing games but the fact that even when he's lost, he manages to find a way to win just proves how smart and cunning he is. He is also very determined and values self-preservation (or maybe like self+his members preservation). He is totally a Slytherin.

Joshua: (Hufflepuff) Joshua is definitely a Hufflepuff. He values loyalty, is very hard working (though they all are) and is also very fair. He is also calm and patient (yes i know those are stereotypes but still). He just gives off gentleman vibes, which is why I decided to go with Hufflepuff.

Jun: (Hufflepuff/Slytherin) Okay this might be controversial, but I think Jun is both Slytherin and Hufflepuff. He is very cunning, ambitious but at the same time, very loyal, hardworking and fair. He might be naive and innocent one second, to being very cunning the next. It really depends on how he's feeling, but he can be both Slytherin and Hufflepuff.

Hoshi: (Slytherin) Another unpopular opinion but I think that Hoshi is definitely a Slytherin. Like, he is SO AMBITIOUS. He is an introvert but he always goes on different social things just to promote his group so that he can get popularity (not in a shallow way though). He is also cunning and knows when to speak and when to stay silent, making him get his way in most situations. He is also really ambitious about tigers as he likes to believe he's one and has like 2 songs about how he's a tiger.

Wonwoo: (Ravenclaw) Wonwoo values knowledge a lot. He is the resident book worm of the group. He is also very creative, and overall values learning a lot. He is also very intelligent as he can put his knowledge to good use (something Ravenclaw excels at).

Woozi: (Ravenclaw) This guy is one of my biases so I'm happy he shares my house. Woozi is very passionate about creating. He is the main producer and composer of Seventeen's music and you can tell how passionate he is about his job. He is also very intelligent and street smart (you cannot argue with this guy, he will shut you up with like 3 words). He values perfection and is also very creative (people have literally called him a producing genius/prodigy).

DK: (Hufflepuff) DK is the most Hufflepuff-y person you'll ever see. He always puts others before himself, is very fair and hardworking, and loyal. He's just a pure soul (He decided to meet a fan because she said she really wanted to see him, bought her a gift with a hand written note, ate lunch with her, and just made her feel so special).

Mingyu: (Gryffindor) Mingyu is very brave (except when it comes to heights). He's willing to go to extreme lengths to help his friends. He is also very chivalrous and impulsive. He doesn’t hesitate much and just goes for things (his impulsiveness coming to play) and overall is just a Gryffindor.

The8: (Ravenclaw) The8 is like one of those people who are so wise for their age. Despite still being young, he is very wise and knowledgeable. He's always willing to learn and expand his knowledge and is also very creative (he is an artist). He is also very calm but if you try to mess with him, you better be ready to get majorly ROASTED.

Part 2 will be uploaded shortly

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Youngji's music is such a vibe