#itzy incorrect quotes

[jwymybelovedhusband-reblogs]

*K-pop leaders having a meeting*

Yeji : Sup! Loser

Bangchan : WHERE DID YOU SPAWN FROM? And stop calling me loser, I've had enough of it with ryujin, already.

Hongjoong, from the corner, not a bit fazed by them : Since when did we start having meetings at such big restaurants?

Seungcheol : Oh! I am paying

Woozi, beside him : He digs up money from his backyard

[kpopinocorrect]

Seungkwan or Mark or Johnny or Jisoo or Ryujin or Felix or Bambam:

I was out on this earth to do one thing, luckily I forgot what it was, so I can do whatever I want.

[shiba-chuu]

Ryujin: of course I became a crime lord. My entire existence is illegal

Yeji: …Explain

Ryujin: Well, if I’m legally dead, then I’m illegally alive, therefore: crime lord

Yeji: …That’s not- That-

Lia: No, the logic is sound

[zb1bies]

yeji: Very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause. Thank you all for your continued support unfortunately it was all for nothing.

[felixify]

Yeji , walking in : I hate men

Hyunjin , not looking up from his laptop : Good , more for me

[straykidsdefender]

Yeji: Do you guys feel good when your brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Ryujin: Can't relate.

Yuna: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

[miaroseindreamland]

Ryujin: I’m gonna take off my sunglasses to watch the eclipse.

Yeji: Do that and I’ll destroy you myself before your eyes burn.

[hwangyeddeongie]

yeji: *hugs ryujin*

ryujin: what is this

yeji: love and affection

ryujin: disgusting

ryujin:

ryujin: do it again

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

*To Ryujin*

Yuna: Your girl doesn't have the mental strength to caramelise unions

Chaeryeong: Your girl thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelise an onion

Yeji: Who caramelises onions when you have apples

Yuna: Lmao

Lia: Do you think caramelising an onion and caramelising an apple are the same thing?

Chaeryeong: Your girl thinks caramelising an onion is pouring caramel onto it

Ryujin: I...it's...

Ryujin: Baby, come here

[moonlightbae7775]

Kpop idol yn:I’ve heard your complaints and I’m still releasing my album because yall are just whiny bitches

(The crowd erupts with hateful words and threats)

Yn:yall can dox me all yall want I know my fucking address

[incorrect-lesserafim]

Yuna: As your best friend-

Ryujin: Chaeryeong is my best friend

Yuna: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND...

[pepemyfantasy]

Masterlist

In the future I plan to write: Imagines, drabbles, Stories/fanfictions, incorrect quotes, headcanons, MTL, reactions, etc

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Masterlists for all the groups/soloists I write for (+ my bias(s) and bias wrecker(s)

Group | Bias(s) | Bias wrecker(s)

BTS | Jungkook | Taehyung

SEVENTEEN | Woozi, Jeonghan, Vernon | Minghao

DREAMCATCHER | Siyeon | Handong

SNSD | Hyoyeon | Sunny

AESPA | Winter | Ningning

RED VELVET | Irene | Seulgi

TXT | Huening Kai | Beomgyu

TWICE | Jihyo, Jeongyeon | Nayeon, Momo

ITZY | Yuna | Lia

ATEEZ | Hongjoong | Seonghwa

GIDLE | Miyeon | Soojin, Yuqi

NCT (Mainly Dream) | Taeyong | Jaemin, Haechan

IVE | Yujin | Gaeul

WJSN | Bona, Dayoung, Yeonjung | Exy

YOUNG POSSE | Jiana | Doeun

[zinnichong]

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𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 👋 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢.

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 🥳

𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐨𝟑 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞.

𝐈 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫/𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐜𝐮𝐳 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 ...

𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 ♡ 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞����𝐧 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.

𝐃𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲/𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞, 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞

[𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬]

𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞 ✌

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[shiba-chuu]

Ryujin: Chaeryeong, my best friend

Chaeryeong: I think you tried to kill me at some point

Ryujin: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

[zb1bies]

Yeji: hey lia, what was your street name in america?

Lia: lil'lia

Yeji:

Yeji: you lived on a street called lil'lia??

Lia: oh

Lia:

Lia: you meant my address.

[felixify]

Ryujin, explaining: and that's why hot girls don't gatekeep

Felix: uh-huh. And hot guys? Does this apply to them too, or they're allowed to gatekeep?

Ryujin: no, hot guys gaslight