#itzy incorrect quotes

[jwymybelovedhusband-reblogs]

*K-pop leaders having a meeting*

Yeji : Sup! Loser

Bangchan : WHERE DID YOU SPAWN FROM? And stop calling me loser, I've had enough of it with ryujin, already.

Hongjoong, from the corner, not a bit fazed by them : Since when did we start having meetings at such big restaurants?

Seungcheol : Oh! I am paying

Woozi, beside him : He digs up money from his backyard

[kpopinocorrect]

Seungkwan or Mark or Johnny or Jisoo or Ryujin or Felix or Bambam:

I was out on this earth to do one thing, luckily I forgot what it was, so I can do whatever I want.

[shiba-chuu]

Ryujin: of course I became a crime lord. My entire existence is illegal

Yeji: …Explain

Ryujin: Well, if I’m legally dead, then I’m illegally alive, therefore: crime lord

Yeji: …That’s not- That-

Lia: No, the logic is sound

[zb1bies]

yeji: Very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause. Thank you all for your continued support unfortunately it was all for nothing.

[felixify]

Yeji , walking in : I hate men

Hyunjin , not looking up from his laptop : Good , more for me

[straykidsdefender]

Yeji: Do you guys feel good when your brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Ryujin: Can't relate.

Yuna: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

[miaroseindreamland]

Ryujin: I’m gonna take off my sunglasses to watch the eclipse.

Yeji: Do that and I’ll destroy you myself before your eyes burn.

[hwangyeddeongie]

yeji: *hugs ryujin*

ryujin: what is this

yeji: love and affection

ryujin: disgusting

ryujin:

ryujin: do it again

[clue-can-writes]

Incorrect Quotes

Jina: Look up the definition of idiot in the dictionary, you know what you find?

Ryujin: A picture of me?

Jina: No, the definition of the word Idiot, which is what you are!

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Ryujin: Do you remember that horrible roommate you had back when you just debuted?

Yeji: You mean YOU?

[moonlightbae7775]

Kpop idol yn:I’ve heard your complaints and I’m still releasing my album because yall are just whiny bitches

(The crowd erupts with hateful words and threats)

Yn:yall can dox me all yall want I know my fucking address

[incorrect-lesserafim]

Yuna: As your best friend-

Ryujin: Chaeryeong is my best friend

Yuna: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND...

[kpopinocorrect]

Yuna: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Lia: 'Prettiest Smile'

Yeji: 'Nicest Personality'

Ryujin: 'most likely to start a bar fight'

Chaeryeong: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

[shiba-chuu]

Ryujin: Chaeryeong, my best friend

Chaeryeong: I think you tried to kill me at some point

Ryujin: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

[zb1bies]

Yeji: hey lia, what was your street name in america?

Lia: lil'lia

Yeji:

Yeji: you lived on a street called lil'lia??

Lia: oh

Lia:

Lia: you meant my address.

[felixify]

Ryujin, explaining: and that's why hot girls don't gatekeep

Felix: uh-huh. And hot guys? Does this apply to them too, or they're allowed to gatekeep?

Ryujin: no, hot guys gaslight