#incorrect (g)i dle

[incorrect-lesserafim]

Yuqi: Time for plan G

Soyeon: Don’t you mean plan B?

Yuqi: No, we tried plan B. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties

Soojin: What about plan D?

Yuqi: Plan D was that attempt half an hour ago

Minnie: What about plan E?

Yuqi: Miyeon dies in plan E

Shuhua: I like plan E

Miyeon: Do I want to know what plan F would've been?

Yuqi: You're funny, no

[chaesvoguerice]

Yuqi: this is a horrible idea 

Soyeon: good, so you aren't going to go through with it then? 

Yuqi: oh of course i'm going through with it, i was only making an observation

[etakrp]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⸻ we got a little lost on the way ✧゜・

-: ✧ :- [(G)I-DLE] ⋆⁺₊ Cho Miyeon — Sour candy ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ incorrect application password

please resubmit with the right password so we can process your application! we'll wait for your eta. ♡

[soojinscherries]

Soyeon: I fell—

Yuqi: From heaven?

Soyeon: No, I literally fell—

Yuqi: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Soyeon: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Yuqi: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

[kpopinocorrect]

multi

Sunmi: If a guy calls you 'princess' in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

Blackpink, twice, itzy, mamamoo, red velvet, loona, (g)idle, Everglow: *taking notes*

[incorrectgirlgroupcentral]

Soojin: What do you want for your birthday?

Yuqi: *opens mouth*

Soojin: Don’t say a samurai sword

[sevlgi]

foreigner

requested: no

group: (g)i-dle

pairing: soojin x fem!reader

genre: fluff

contents: foreigner!soojin, airport meet-cute. [29/33]

warnings: none

synopsis: The last person you expect to meet at the airport is a cute foreigner girl.

a/n: uhh i rewrote this like 8 times idk why i still hate it.. for this piece, italicized dialogue is in english! anything else is in korean. ALSO this is not meant to mock foreigners in any way!! i just saw this on a drama and thought it’d be cute :)

word count: 1k

Soojin sort of resented her friends for leaving her hanging. 

Only sort of, though; she knew that Yuqi and Minnie had their own lives and things to attend to in those lives. It was just a bit annoying that she had to visit America without either of her English-speaking friends, only armed with a mediocre translating app and any remaining foreign language skills left behind from school.

The airport in Korea was a breeze, but Soojin was worried out of her mind for the entire flight. It wasn’t as simple as just getting to the airport and convincing a taxi driver to take her to her hotel, either- there were 2 different train stations and several taxi rides to get through before she could even arrive in the right city.

To sum it all up; the scariest thing of her life.

Still, she didn’t expect her first crisis to come just after getting off the plane. Panting and clutching her printed-out destinations in hand, Soojin raced through the lobby, suitcase shaking over the bumpy floor. 

The doors slid open for her, and she sped up to reach the shuttles in time, but she wasn’t quick enough to stop running before she crashed into someone else. “Oh-”

“I’m so sorry!” Her mind barely registered that she was being spoken to in English, Soojin’s eyes widening at the sight of a hand being extended to her. “Are you okay?”

"I... I am okay.” She accepted your hand to stand up, cheeks flushing when she was nearly face-to-face with you and your gorgeous smile. “So sorry for... for hitting you.”

You shrugged, picking her suitcase up for her. “No, it’s fine! It’s really my fault. Where are you headed?”

Soojin’s frown seemed to be enough to cue to you that she didn’t understand you at the speed you were speaking, realization dawning on your face. “I’m going a little fast, right? Where are you going?”

She extended the paper in her hand lamely, hoping that the half-legible notes amidst the Korean on it were enough for you to decipher as she couldn’t pronounce the name of the town. “Ah! Are you Korean?” you suddenly asked, turning to her.

“Yes,” she tested out, smiling when you seemed to understand. “Do you speak it?”

“Not much,” you laughed in response, handing the paper back and starting to walk out towards where the buses were parked. “But I can usually understand it, if you speak slowly. Let’s go together, we’re on the same bus.”

“Ah, really? That’s great,” Soojin grinned, following you to the shuttle. “I’m Soojin, by the way.”

Turning back as your ticket was scanned, you replied, “Y/N. Are you on a trip alone in America?”

The brunette shrugged as her own ticket was scanned, scanning the interior of the bus for seats. “Yeah. I was supposed to come with my friends who speak English, but they were delayed at the last minute. Are you headed to the same train station too?”

“I’m actually going the same route as you to the same town,” you answered, raising an eyebrow with a matching quirk of your lip. Your Korean was a little bit haltering and spoken in fragments, but it was easily understandable to the other girl. “Coincidence or fate?”

Soojin even surprised herself by reaching out to swat your arm lightly. Your knee brushed up against hers as you sat opposite of her. “Aish, Y/N. So greasy, I can see that you’re American.”

“Not all Americans are as pretty as me, though,” you pouted, reaching up to cup your face. The brunette couldn’t help the shy smile on her face, turning to the window as the bus started up and the driver shouted something. “So, Soojin, tell me about yourself. It’s going to be a long ride, and we might as well enjoy ourselves.”

Conversation flowed surprisingly easily considering the language gap; both of you sometimes had to repeat yourselves for the other to understand, but Soojin found herself constantly smiling at the little jokes you made. Sometimes, you tried your best to speak in Korean, though it seemed to be enough just to understand each other.

With conversation, time flowed past, and the two of you got through all 2 train station transfers without incident. You were perfectly sweet, carrying her luggage and opening doors, walking ahead of her when you descended the stairs.

It was stupid how much Soojin enjoyed being with you.

When it came time for you to part ways on different taxis, she kept one leg outside the taxi to say her goodbyes. “So, Y/N, will we be seeing each other again?”

“Depends,” you smiled, rocking back and forth on the balls of your feet. “Are you free tomorrow?”

“Yuqi and Minnie arrive tomorrow,” the brunette explained, hitching her bag up higher on her shoulder. “But I can squeeze some time in before then, if you want.”

The grin that split across your face beamed like sunlight in the mostly cloudy day as you backed away from the taxi. “Great! I know where you live, so I’ll see you tomorrow?”

“Don’t say it like that, it’s creepy,” Soojin laughed, hand lingering on the door. “See you, Y/N.”

You stayed on the curb even as the car pulled away, fading into a tiny waving figure. Once she couldn’t see you anymore, Soojin pulled out her phone to respond to the messages her friends had sent.  

yuqi [4:51]   unnie how was your flight?

minnie [4:57]   R u alive??

soojin [5:08]   I’m alive, stop it

minnie [5:09]   ok good!

minnie [5:09]   did u make it through the trains okay?

yuqi [5:10]   sorry we couldn’t be with you!  

soojin [5:11]   I was fine, I found someone to help me :)

As her phone started vibrating faster with messages, Soojin smiled again, finding a new text from you too. 

Y/N [5:08]   see you tomorrow, foreigner girl 

Tomorrow, indeed. 

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Soojin: Hold on, I’m gonna have to call you back. There’s someone standing abnormally close to me right now

Miyeon: Okay, say hi to Shuhua for me.

[incorrectgidle]

Therapist: now, what do we say when our actions upset someone?

Shuhua: hoes mad

Therapist: no

[itlogarts]

*(G)I-DLE cooking together*

Yuqi: Soojin-ah, do you want to see a butterfly?

Soojin: ? Yeah sure

Yuqi: *chucks stick of butter at Soyeon's head*

Soyeon: *gets hit by the butter* ...

The rest of (G)I-DLE:

[twice-incorrect]

Shuhua: i won’t get jealous

*anyone getting close to Soojin*

Shuhua: who...... that..... :+)..... .....

[incorrect-lesserafim]

*Miyeon and Minnie looking at Shuhua disrespecting just about anything that breaths*

Miyeon: This is not how we'd agreed we'd raise our kid!

Minnie: "Our" kid? Dude, we're not married.

Miyeon: We're a little married.

Minnie: I know.

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Jan:Why do people make deodorant slogans say things like, “the ladies love it”, or “to be a true man”?

Jan:Rexona Men, to make your armpits smell nice.

[incorrect00liners]

google maps: 10 minute walk

shuhua, gay and caffeinated: 5 minute walk

[soojinscherries]

Soojin: Your heart's in the right place, Minnie, but I don't know where the hell your brain is.

[correct-neo]

Lucas: Can I reinstall 2020? It has a virus

Kun: I- THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS