#incorrect g idle quotes

[hongjoongsgoat]

(G)-idle as textposts, Tomboy edition!

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[incorrect-lesserafim]

Yuqi: Time for plan G

Soyeon: Don’t you mean plan B?

Yuqi: No, we tried plan B. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties

Soojin: What about plan D?

Yuqi: Plan D was that attempt half an hour ago

Minnie: What about plan E?

Yuqi: Miyeon dies in plan E

Shuhua: I like plan E

Miyeon: Do I want to know what plan F would've been?

Yuqi: You're funny, no

[clue-can-writes]

Incorrect Quotes

Iris, telling Shuhua a story: Did you know they actually make prisons for children now? 

Shuhua: (Gasps) That’s Horrible!

Soyeon: FOR THE LAST TIME IRIS, SCHOOL IS NOT A PRISON!

Iris: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE? YOU WERE HOMESCHOOLED?

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Soojin: Hold on, I’m gonna have to call you back. There’s someone standing abnormally close to me right now

Miyeon: Okay, say hi to Shuhua for me.

[twice-incorrect]

Shuhua: i won’t get jealous

*anyone getting close to Soojin*

Shuhua: who...... that..... :+)..... .....

[incorrectgidle]

Soojin: what were you doing out this late?

Minnie: We-

Soojin: Five words or less.

Yuqi, counting on her fingers: We. Had. A. Fight.

Soojin:

Yuqi: Bitch.

[pretty-sure-mx-said-that]

Maknae Privilege

Jungkook: being the maknae is great! I get away with so much! this morning for example, I switched the water jug out with vinegar and no one said a thing!

Changkyun: haha nice! I once sold all our utensils to buy a tent

Gahyeon: I filled the bathtub with goldfish crackers. twice.

Jongho: oh yeah? I dropped a watermelon on the car because I wanted to recreate that scene from The Office

Shuhua: I committed arson

Everyone, taking a step back: you win.

[justanotherkpopmultistan]

Miyeon: What state do you live in?

Soyeon: Anxiety.

Soojin: Denial.

Yuqi: Sadness.

Minnie: Perfection.

Shuhua: China.

Miyeon: China’s a fucking country.

[incorrectidlequotes]

Shuhua: lets play 20 questions, you go first.

Soojin: ok, what’s your favorite color?

Shuhua: triangle. You like girls?

[soojinscherries]

Soyeon: I fell—

Yuqi: From heaven?

Soyeon: No, I literally fell—

Yuqi: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Soyeon: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Yuqi: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

[wintvs]

shuhua: soojin, i’m gonna give you a kiss

shuhua: *kisses her twice*

shuhua: SIKE! i gave you two!! april fools!

soojin: .......it's february

[incorrect-lesserafim]

*Miyeon and Minnie looking at Shuhua disrespecting just about anything that breaths*

Miyeon: This is not how we'd agreed we'd raise our kid!

Minnie: "Our" kid? Dude, we're not married.

Miyeon: We're a little married.

Minnie: I know.

[clue-can-writes]

Incorrect Quotes

Soyeon, whispering to Iris: We need to distract everyone, so we can go talk to our managers without everyone coming and messing it up!

Iris, whispering back: Don’t worry, I got this!

Iris, shouting: CENTAURS HAVE 6 LEGS, THEREFORE THEY ARE INSECTS! DISCUSS

Shuhua: WHO SAID THAT?

Iris: MIYEON DID!

Shuhua: COME HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU COWARD!

Yuqi: CENTAURS ARE INSECTS! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

Minnie: CENTAURS ARE NOT INSECTS! THERE IS MORE THAN 1 CLASSIFICATION TO BE AN INSECT!

Soojin: BE QUIET! IM TRYING TO SLEEP!

Iris: Alright, we should be good for a few hours

Soyeon:

Iris:

Soyeon:

Iris: (:

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Soyeon: Aren’t you supposed to be baysitting Shuhua?

Miyeon: Doesn’t need my help. She’s over there dazzling some psychologists.

Shuhua: All people are at least 30% attracted to me.

Shuhua: My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she’d never be better than me.

[twice-incorrect]

Yuqi: so how was the honeymoon?

Soojin: Shuhua got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire

Soojin: she said: ‘good luck trying to return me without the receipt’

[incorrectgidle]

Miyeon: what are the hardest things to say?

Soojin: “I was wrong”

Soyeon: “I need help”

Shuhua: “Worcestershire sauce”