#incorrect euphoria quotes

[incorrectfexi]

lexi: before i do anything, i ask myself “would rue do that?” and if the answer is yes, i do not do that thing

[teaaagan]

Claustrophobic

Maddy: Can you not stand so close? Youre making me claustrophobic.

Cassie: What does "Claustrophobic" mean?

Y/N: It means She is afraid of santa claus!

Maddy: No, it doesn't

Cassie: Ho! Ho! Ho!

Y/N: Stop it, Cass, your scaring her!

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Tequila makes me aggressive

Ben: Ugh tequila makes me want to dance

Richie: I uh, I one time took like, 10 Vicodin and drank an entire thing of tequila and then blacked out for 3 days. But while blacked out I still did things, went to school and did homework and stuff. Was really weird

The losers: …

Bev: Well, baby, let's not do that tonight

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: Tequila makes me aggressive.

Kate: Tequila makes me wanna dance.

Wade: I once took, like, ten Vicodin, and drank an entire thing of tequila, and then, I, like, blacked out for three days. But while I was blacked out, I, like, still killed people and shit. It was really weird.

Sam: …Well, let’s not do that tonight.

[luciosfanpage]

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: I have faith in you, Ruby.

Ruby: Why?

Weiss: I don't know, I just do.

[shepherds-of-haven]

Please, I beg. The option to say this during the ascendancy festival🙏

[terry-perry]

okay so yeah after reading your last one shot I can see why alastor fell for carmine!reader 😆

loving the series so far please keep it up! 🙏❤️

For this, I’d like to paraphrase a quote from Euphoria:

“Part of the reason Alastor loved Y/N as much as he did is because she was loyal, but it’s also what scared the living shit out of him. If anyone crossed her, she’d bury them.”

He’s seen her do hits for her family’s business and she’s even let him be involved with a few of them, as we saw. She's not as serious as her mother but has moments where she's just as cold, calculative, and protective. Because he'd seen this firsthand, part of Alastor feared what she'd do if she found out he was using her. (Un)Luckily for him, she was too heartbroken to seek revenge.

[thingsphoenix21]

Hephaestus: Open the fucking door Ares! What kind of brother are you... What the fuck. *Ares stays in the other side crying* Hephaestus: This isn't about Dite now, this is about you and me and our friendship, and if you wanna throw it away then fine, because I don't wanna be friends with you anymore.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Nancy: How many people have you slept with since we broke up?

Robin: He doesn’t wanna answer that question ‘cause he’s kind of a whore.

Steve: A whore?!

Robin: Sorry. Slut. He’s a slut.

[meanautisticenbian]

Jake, talking about Tom: when I first met him I was like, immediately in love Aiden: in love? Jake: yeah when you say it out loud it kinda sounds small Aiden: what’s a bigger feeling than love? Jake: loss

[incorrectfexi]

rue: what if i lied this whole time and i’m actually 18

fez: rue, stop trynna get drugs

rue: stop suppressing my interests

[teaaagan]

Bed

Jules: When you said you’re magic in bed this isn’t exactly what I was expect- 

Y/N holding up a card: Is this your card?

Jules softly: Holy shit

[nocakesformissedith]

[puppypackquotes]

*Liam’s grandma meeting Theo*

Liam’s Granmda: So you’re the one planting those sinful seeds in my grandsons’ brain.

Mason: Oh I’m sure he’s planting seeds but maybe not in the head.

Liam: Mason?

[forumjutsu]

Sakura: This bastards need to be put down! *Starts running*

Naruto: Sakura, you're gonna get hurt!

Sasuke: Sakura, beat their asses!