#incorrect eternals

[cabispace]

Tasty

Ikaris : You know what would be cool ?

Makkari : More books

Gilgamesh : Food

Phastos : More time in the day

Kingo : To have a goddam network

Druig : You to shut up

Y/N *whispers* : Hooking up with your mom

'Everyone else hear it and turn to you'

Ajak : I would love to dear

'Ikaris pass out as well as you turned bright red'

Phastos : That's an interesting developement

[jade-bright]

Stiles having dinner one night at the Hale's

Stiles: If Derek doesn't cry on our wedding day, I'll hit him with wolfsbane until I see tears

Derek, and all the other Hale's: *choking on food/water*

Stiles: Oh, calm down, I'd heal yo-

Derek, softly: Wedding day?

Stiles:

Derek:

Stiles, going red: Yeah, what about it Hale?

[blaksstr]

Random Guy (flirting with Stiles): “Hey, gorgeous—”

Derek (growling): “He’s taken.”

Stiles: “Derek, relax—”

Eli: “No, Dad, keep going. I wanna see how fast you can scare this guy away.”

[falling-star-cygnus]

y'all ik i haven't been here long, but this came to me and i have to share it -> i have no idea if someone else has already done this :{

Derek: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist? Stiles: ....yes Derek: I was hula-hooping. Derek: Peter and I attend a class for fitness and for fun. Stiles: oh my god- Derek, pulling out his phone: And I mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the... oopsie-doodle. Stiles: Why are you telling me this? Derek: 🙂 Derek: Because no one... will ever believe you. [He deletes the album] Stiles: No- no nono no-! Stiles: .....youu sick son of a bitch..

[teruel-a-witch]

5x17 'Are they cops or are they married?' - 'Yes.'

[stereksimp]

Peter: Dear nephew, why is there a severed head in my refrigerator?

Derek: Why would I know?

Peter: I wasn't talking to you? Stiles?

Stiles: Well, I couldn't keep it in my fridge. Dad would freak out.

Peter: Fair enough. If this is going to become a regular thing, maybe we should get a separate one for dismembered body parts.

[mari-thesapphic-lady]

Eternity: RIO IS PREGNANT.

Rio: I'M NOT PREGNANT.

Infinity: Why the hell do you think Rio is pregnant?

Eternity: She's feeling basic human needs. I caught her eating this noon!

Infinity: WERE YOU EATING?

Rio: I can't sleep or eat anymore?!

Eternity: Yes, you can, but not because it's a necessity.

Infinity: Rio, my dear, you're Death, you don't need these things. Like, why would you sleep if you don't feel tired?

Rio: ...

Eternity: You don't feel tired... do you?

Rio: so-

Infinity: That's it, I'm going to kill that witch.

[fanby-fckry]

Alastor: *looking at his hellphone* Why hasn’t he responded? The only reason I have this ridiculous thing is to ‘text’ him.

Lucifer: *texting Lilith* Lili how do you spell gorgous? 😭

[voidstilesplease]

Stiles: I'm your partner, Derek, you have to trust me. Let's not forget who pulled out the wolfsbane-laced dart from your ass last week.

Derek: Yeah, let's not forget who shot me with wolfsbane-laced dart in the ass last week, either.

[justrantingaboutrandomtopics]

Everyone loves Talia except Dick.

Everyone around Dick adores her and refuses to say anything bad about her and he can’t stand it.

Damian obviously loves her because she is his mother and while growing up in the LOA wasn’t a very good experience Talia was still a good mother that Damian absolutely looked up to and will defend her every chance he gets.

Jason also kinda grew to see Talia as a mother figure after getting resurrected because she actually treated him the best in the LOA and helped him get better after his swim in the pit. And he has more than once claimed to like her more as a parent than Bruce because Bruce deserves that.

Tim has a somewhat mutual respect relationship going on with her where he considers her a formidable fighter and opponent who he actually enjoys fighting against. He puts her at the same rank as Ra’s and they do sometimes enjoy to bitch about him together during when he was with the LOA briefly in Bruce quest.

Cass met her growing up occasionally and although she isn’t that close with her but she still likes her because of the few pleasant meeting she had when she was a child.

Steph apparently thinks she’s cool and badass due to the stories she heard about her form everybody else and has also been slowly recruiting Duke into this.

don’t even bother with Bruce because he for one he still harbors feeling for her even if he will never fully admit it and two respects her a lot and three has known her the longest so they’re bond runs deep and he knows what she is like best but also is infatuated with her.

*Insert that one panel where Dick asks Bruce to choose between him and Talia or Talia leaving and Bruce basically tells him to the door is that way*

Alfred even likes her because he has had to deal with Bruce’s revolving door of problems and love life and at this point couldn’t give a shit about much. She was one of the good ones in his eyes because she actually had class cause she grew up as basically royalty and learned how to behave like a upper class kind of lady with all the manners early on. Never mind all the LOA shit and criminal fighting it’s still better than Bruce nightly vigilantism shit.

He still tries. Because god help him if he’s going to let this continue without making it very clear he opposes this.

Him making passive aggressive comments everytime someone brings her up. But him also not being able to make one snarky comment without suddenly being verbally attacked by his entire family coming to her defense. It drives him insane because ohmygodthereisnothingspecialaboutherwhydoeseveryonelikeherso damnmuch but his protests fall on deaf ears.

[teencopandthesourwolf]

Stiles: So you're just like——out here raw dogging life, huh Der-bear?

Derek: Dog jokes? Really, Stiles?

Stiles: Oh my God, I didn't even mean to——hang on, you mean I don't actually need to take quadruple doses of ADHD meds to be funny? BECAUSE I ONLY HAD A DOUBLE DOSE TODAY AND OMG I'M HILARIOUS! Hashtag winning! Hashtag I was just born this way! Hashtag The Stilinski Life! Hashtag How many times can a puny human pump their fist into the air without passing out?!

Stiles: *wobbles on the spot*

Derek: *steadies Stiles with a hand on the puny human's shoulder*

Stiles: Uh... Hashtag what were we talking about??

Boyd: You want me to threaten the pharmacist again, Derek?

Derek: *Le sigh* Please.

[jade-bright]

I think this is my first Stilinski-Hale Family incorrects quote?

Derek: Stiles, what are you writing Stiles: Hm? Oh, the FBI wants to know what kind of weapons I keep at home. So, I'm letting them know it's private information. Eli, looking over Stiles's shoulder: …Tata. This just says 'Fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

[blaksstr]

Stiles is packing lunch bags for the pack before a mission.

Stiles: handing one to Derek "Yours has extra protein bars because you’ll get grumpy."

Derek: grumbling "I don’t get grumpy."

Stiles: ignoring him, handing a bag to Scott "Yours has fruit. You’ve been eating too much pizza."

Scott: amused "What are you, my mom?"

Stiles: "Yes, and I expect a thank you when you’re not starving halfway through the mission."

[escespace]

Leon: Ok. What's going on?

Merlin: What do you mean?

Leon: What's the matter? What's wrong with you?

Merlin: Listen, I know myself so you have to be a little more specific if you want a short answer.

[teruel-a-witch]

just mcdanno things: tenderly stroking his knuckles

[avery-the-asexual]

Stiles, bangs the door open: IT'S MISSING!

Derek: what's missing?

Stiles: t-t-the thing. U know, the thing.

Derek,turns around, holding their child: what thing sti?

Stiles: oh nvm. You have it.

Derek: what-

Derek: yOU MEAN OUR CHILD?!?