#incorrect eternals

[cabispace]

Tasty

Ikaris : You know what would be cool ?

Makkari : More books

Gilgamesh : Food

Phastos : More time in the day

Kingo : To have a goddam network

Druig : You to shut up

Y/N *whispers* : Hooking up with your mom

'Everyone else hear it and turn to you'

Ajak : I would love to dear

'Ikaris pass out as well as you turned bright red'

Phastos : That's an interesting developement

[jade-bright]

Before Stiles and Derek find out the other is part of the supernatural.

Stiles: Who are you talking to?

Derek: No one.

Stiles: You're talking to the air, Derek, and at a volume like you're talking to someone

Peter, from a distance, grinning: He's smart, good choice nephew

[stereksimp]

Stiles: Lydia, my strawberry haired goddess, how are you this fine morning?

Scott: *to Derek* ummm... you cool, dude.

Derek: Yeah why.

Scott: Cause Stiles is flirting with Lydia, and you're dating him.

Derek: I have nothing to worry about. Plus he's not really flirting. Watch.

Derek: Stiles, baby, come here.

Stiles: *stops talking mid scentance with Lydia* Yeah, Der, what's up? *slips arms around his waist under the leather jacket*

Derek: *just kisses him on the forhead*

[fanby-fckry]

Alastor: *looking at his hellphone* Why hasn’t he responded? The only reason I have this ridiculous thing is to ‘text’ him.

Lucifer: *texting Lilith* Lili how do you spell gorgous? 😭

[blaksstr]

Derek: You're a goddamn menace.

Stiles: A charming, irresistible menace.

Derek: More like an infuriating pain in my ass.

Stiles: Your favorite pain in the ass.

Derek: You're impossible.

Stiles: Impossible to resist.

Derek: *lets out a low growl* I swear, I'm gonna -

Stiles: You gonna what?

*Derek's eyes narrow and he moves closer, his face barely an inch away from Stiles*

Derek: *low growl* Don't tempt me, Stilinski.

*Stiles can feel his heart pounding in his chest, and he swallows hard as he tries to keep his composure*

Stiles: *taunting* What, afraid you can't handle me?

*Derek lets out a guttural growl and grabs Stiles by the collar, pulling him closer*

Derek: *voice thick with anger and lust* I can handle you just fine, you brat.

*Stiles lets out a small gasp as Derek grabs him, but continues to smirk defiantly*

Stiles: *taunts* Prove it.

*Derek's eyes flash with a mix of lust and irritation. He can feel his control slipping as the urge to shut Stiles up grows stronger*

Derek: *growls* You really don't know when to quit, do you?

Stiles:Nope

[voidstilesplease]

Stiles: I'm your partner, Derek, you have to trust me. Let's not forget who pulled out the wolfsbane-laced dart from your ass last week.

Derek: Yeah, let's not forget who shot me with wolfsbane-laced dart in the ass last week, either.

[teruel-a-witch]

just mcdanno things: tenderly stroking his knuckles

[teencopandthesourwolf]

Stiles: So you're just like——out here raw dogging life, huh Der-bear?

Derek: Dog jokes? Really, Stiles?

Stiles: Oh my God, I didn't even mean to——hang on, you mean I don't actually need to take quadruple doses of ADHD meds to be funny? BECAUSE I ONLY HAD A DOUBLE DOSE TODAY AND OMG I'M HILARIOUS! Hashtag winning! Hashtag I was just born this way! Hashtag The Stilinski Life! Hashtag How many times can a puny human pump their fist into the air without passing out?!

Stiles: *wobbles on the spot*

Derek: *steadies Stiles with a hand on the puny human's shoulder*

Stiles: Uh... Hashtag what were we talking about??

Boyd: You want me to threaten the pharmacist again, Derek?

Derek: *Le sigh* Please.

[mianqingxuan]

Xie lian, to hua cheng: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Mu qing, to Feng xin: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.

[escespace]

Leon: Ok. What's going on?

Merlin: What do you mean?

Leon: What's the matter? What's wrong with you?

Merlin: Listen, I know myself so you have to be a little more specific if you want a short answer.

[glorfindel-of-imladris]

Erestor: *banging a scroll impatiently on the table*

Glorfindel, also exhausted: Erestor, stop. How would you feel if I banged you on the table?

Erestor:

Erestor: I-

Elrond, still sitting there: Please spare me.

[cabispace]

Bother Ikaris

Druig : Want some Doritos ?

Kingo : Where did that even came from you don't have any pockets on this skinny jean and lether  jacket !

Druig : I'll take that as a no at least I offered

Kingo : No wai-

Ikaris : Let him go, hearing him chewing all the time is so boring and noisy when I try to relax and think

Kingo : Relax ? You do Yoga or something ?

Ikaris : It's call Pilates and -

'Druig come sit right behind Ikaris without him hearing it until loud chew are heard'

Ikaris *slitghty irritated* : Can you stop being that noisy, every time i tried to express myself or just casually try to think

Druig : First, how thinking is casual for you prove just how boring you are. Second It's always hard to think for the first time.

Ikaris : Okay I'm done talking to you, that just waste my time and lose my mind

Druig : You can't lose something you never had...

'Ikaris eyes start to shine'

Kingo : Ikaris NO

[jade-bright]

Derek: I only said I love you to three people. My mom, my grandma, and Stiles when he was dying from the bite back before the fire. I only regret one of those

Scott: which one?

Derek: Stiles. He healed 2 days later, so I just looked like an idiot

Stiles: we're mates

Derek: still

[stereksimp]

Peter: Dear nephew, why is there a severed head in my refrigerator?

Derek: Why would I know?

Peter: I wasn't talking to you? Stiles?

Stiles: Well, I couldn't keep it in my fridge. Dad would freak out.

Peter: Fair enough. If this is going to become a regular thing, maybe we should get a separate one for dismembered body parts.

[thinking-destiel-thoughts]

[blaksstr]

Stiles: *looks up at Derek, their faces inches apart* You're the hottest person I've ever laid eyes on.

Derek: *growls and moves closer* And you're the most infuriating person I've ever met.

Stiles: *grins and leans in* You love it.

*Derek leans in as well, his lips hovering mere centimeters from Stiles' own*

Derek: *whispers* Shut up before I shut you up.

*Stiles' smirk grows wider and he licks his lips*

Stiles: *teasingly* What? Gonna make me?

*Derek's eyes darken with lust as he grabs Stiles by the hips and pulls him onto his lap*

Derek: *growls* You're pushing it, Stilinski.

*Stiles lets out a low gasp as he feels Derek's hands on his hips, but still grins*

Stiles: *teases* Maybe I want to push it. You just gonna sit there and let me?

*Derek's grip tightens as he looks up, his eyes filled with lust and a hint of irritation*

Derek: You have no idea what you're doing.

Stiles: *leans in and whispers in his ear* Oh, but I think I do.