#incorrect eternals

[cabispace]

Tasty

Ikaris : You know what would be cool ?

Makkari : More books

Gilgamesh : Food

Phastos : More time in the day

Kingo : To have a goddam network

Druig : You to shut up

Y/N *whispers* : Hooking up with your mom

'Everyone else hear it and turn to you'

Ajak : I would love to dear

'Ikaris pass out as well as you turned bright red'

Phastos : That's an interesting developement

[jade-bright]

Stiles: Do you think your family likes me?

Derek: My uncle literally bribed you to marry me

[falling-star-cygnus]

y'all ik i haven't been here long, but this came to me and i have to share it -> i have no idea if someone else has already done this :{

Derek: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist? Stiles: ....yes Derek: I was hula-hooping. Derek: Peter and I attend a class for fitness and for fun. Stiles: oh my god- Derek, pulling out his phone: And I mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the... oopsie-doodle. Stiles: Why are you telling me this? Derek: 🙂 Derek: Because no one... will ever believe you. [He deletes the album] Stiles: No- no nono no-! Stiles: .....youu sick son of a bitch..

[blaksstr]

Derek: You're a goddamn menace.

Stiles: A charming, irresistible menace.

Derek: More like an infuriating pain in my ass.

Stiles: Your favorite pain in the ass.

Derek: You're impossible.

Stiles: Impossible to resist.

Derek: *lets out a low growl* I swear, I'm gonna -

Stiles: You gonna what?

*Derek's eyes narrow and he moves closer, his face barely an inch away from Stiles*

Derek: *low growl* Don't tempt me, Stilinski.

*Stiles can feel his heart pounding in his chest, and he swallows hard as he tries to keep his composure*

Stiles: *taunting* What, afraid you can't handle me?

*Derek lets out a guttural growl and grabs Stiles by the collar, pulling him closer*

Derek: *voice thick with anger and lust* I can handle you just fine, you brat.

*Stiles lets out a small gasp as Derek grabs him, but continues to smirk defiantly*

Stiles: *taunts* Prove it.

*Derek's eyes flash with a mix of lust and irritation. He can feel his control slipping as the urge to shut Stiles up grows stronger*

Derek: *growls* You really don't know when to quit, do you?

Stiles:Nope

[stereksimp]

Peter: Dear nephew, why is there a severed head in my refrigerator?

Derek: Why would I know?

Peter: I wasn't talking to you? Stiles?

Stiles: Well, I couldn't keep it in my fridge. Dad would freak out.

Peter: Fair enough. If this is going to become a regular thing, maybe we should get a separate one for dismembered body parts.

[mari-thesapphic-lady]

Eternity: RIO IS PREGNANT.

Rio: I'M NOT PREGNANT.

Infinity: Why the hell do you think Rio is pregnant?

Eternity: She's feeling basic human needs. I caught her eating this noon!

Infinity: WERE YOU EATING?

Rio: I can't sleep or eat anymore?!

Eternity: Yes, you can, but not because it's a necessity.

Infinity: Rio, my dear, you're Death, you don't need these things. Like, why would you sleep if you don't feel tired?

Rio: ...

Eternity: You don't feel tired... do you?

Rio: so-

Infinity: That's it, I'm going to kill that witch.

[teruel-a-witch]

just mcdanno things: tenderly stroking his knuckles

[fanby-fckry]

Alastor: *looking at his hellphone* Why hasn’t he responded? The only reason I have this ridiculous thing is to ‘text’ him.

Lucifer: *texting Lilith* Lili how do you spell gorgous? 😭

[voidstilesplease]

Stiles: I'm your partner, Derek, you have to trust me. Let's not forget who pulled out the wolfsbane-laced dart from your ass last week.

Derek: Yeah, let's not forget who shot me with wolfsbane-laced dart in the ass last week, either.

[teencopandthesourwolf]

Stiles: So you're just like——out here raw dogging life, huh Der-bear?

Derek: Dog jokes? Really, Stiles?

Stiles: Oh my God, I didn't even mean to——hang on, you mean I don't actually need to take quadruple doses of ADHD meds to be funny? BECAUSE I ONLY HAD A DOUBLE DOSE TODAY AND OMG I'M HILARIOUS! Hashtag winning! Hashtag I was just born this way! Hashtag The Stilinski Life! Hashtag How many times can a puny human pump their fist into the air without passing out?!

Stiles: *wobbles on the spot*

Derek: *steadies Stiles with a hand on the puny human's shoulder*

Stiles: Uh... Hashtag what were we talking about??

Boyd: You want me to threaten the pharmacist again, Derek?

Derek: *Le sigh* Please.

[escespace]

Leon: Ok. What's going on?

Merlin: What do you mean?

Leon: What's the matter? What's wrong with you?

Merlin: Listen, I know myself so you have to be a little more specific if you want a short answer.

[jade-bright]

Been so tired, here's this:

Derek, entering Stiles' room: ...What are you doing Stiles: Got overwhelmed by everything, decided to just disassociate Derek: ... Derek: But why are you on the floor Stiles, indeed laying on the floor: Stiles: Floor time

[mianqingxuan]

Xie lian, to hua cheng: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Mu qing, to Feng xin: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.

[blaksstr]

Derek and Stiles were sitting on the steps of the library, their shoulders touching. They were silent for a moment, just enjoying each other's presence.

"You know, when we first met, I thought you were a total jerk," Stiles said, breaking the silence.

Derek smirked. "And now?"

Stiles smiled back. "Now, I think you're the most infuriatingly attractive person I've ever met."

[avery-the-asexual]

Stiles, bangs the door open: IT'S MISSING!

Derek: what's missing?

Stiles: t-t-the thing. U know, the thing.

Derek,turns around, holding their child: what thing sti?

Stiles: oh nvm. You have it.

Derek: what-

Derek: yOU MEAN OUR CHILD?!?

[stereksimp]

Stiles: Lydia, my strawberry haired goddess, how are you this fine morning?

Scott: *to Derek* ummm... you cool, dude.

Derek: Yeah why.

Scott: Cause Stiles is flirting with Lydia, and you're dating him.

Derek: I have nothing to worry about. Plus he's not really flirting. Watch.

Derek: Stiles, baby, come here.

Stiles: *stops talking mid scentance with Lydia* Yeah, Der, what's up? *slips arms around his waist under the leather jacket*

Derek: *just kisses him on the forhead*