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just mcdanno things: tenderly stroking his knuckles
#mcdanno#mcdanno text post#h50#mistaken for a couple mcdanno#h50 6x11#myh50#h50 hands#steve mcgarrett#danny williams#hawaii five 0#h50 text post#h50 text post meme#h50 touches#tactile mcdanno#mcdanno is eternal#steve actually asking danny if he can feel his hands and danny saying yes#consent is important#incorrect mcdanno#h50 incorrect quotes
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i think it's definitely deliberately wlw couples and not mlm couples too, because imagine putting mcdanno and another couple of gay dads in one episode? watching the gay couple unable to outgay your main 'hetero bros' because no canon couple can rival steve and danny's chemistry?
even if they wanted to 'put the gay' somewhere else, they definitely failed spectacularly, like having the criminals have marathon sex on a couch while steve and danny are listening to them on a different couch wouldn't make people put two and two together xD not to mention larry talking about the benefits of having sex on the particular couch steve and danny spent two days on? and steve and danny having a discussion about gay vs lesbian sex? they put that all in the script so I'm not sure they knew what they were doing 😂
also choosing 6x11 to reveal the nugget that danny wasn't willing to go to therapy to improve his and rachel's relationship yet he is willing to do that to fix his and steve's 'not-marriage'? yet again defeats the 'unromantic purpose', especially with steve and danny making such a convincing couple the counselor advices the straight couples to be more like them 😂 they are so good at being married when they aren't even trying.
what they really achieved with those episodes is showing that mcdanno have more chemistry and is superior to any canon couple their feeble minds could come up with 😂
Why is it, that in a show that barely has any queer representation in it, the only two times we get to see queer people they are... basically mirroring the lead characters? Is it to take The Gay away from Danny and Steve and put it somewhere else?
Like in 5x17 where the girls are having sex on the couch so that no one can assume anything ever happened between Danny and Steve on Agnes' plastic covered couch, right? Because two guys sharing a stranger's apartment for a night while also sharing feelings is too homo for them? Come on.
Or in 6x11 where the lesbian couple is the only couple who seem genuinely interested in improving their real, romantic relationship; contrary to the two het couples there and especially other than Danny and Steve who are just there for their 'work' relationship. Or so we are meant to believe.
#can we also talk about steve the outstanding heterosexual that he is#watching a half naked woman on screen and being like 'damn i want me some cereal'#definitely the thing to focus on there 😂#mcdanno#h50#h50 meta#h50 parallels#actual married couple mcdanno#mistaken for a couple mcdanno#h50 5x17#h50 6x11
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McDanno was so wild y'all...
Here I am shipping Buddie and actually having hope for them when they haven't even said "I love you" like a hundred times, planned their retirement together, been repeatedly mistaken for a gay couple and cuddled on several occasions
McDanno had all of that and still never went canon so how delusional am I to ship Buddie 💀🥲
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this scene from leverage but with steve and danny: let’s discuss.
personally, i think it should be steve making nice with the reception lady and danny going “i’m with him”, just because that means danny would get to say that this is totally not making him jealous, even though it would be, it so would be.
also: steve probably wasn’t flirting with a lot of intention, he was just being steve and trying to make his life easier in the process of getting information or whatever, so the first time he just goes “?? what just happened” and danny is like “my intervention was very necessary because [insert flimsy excuse that steve mostly swallows because he’s a shockingly oblivious man sometimes]”. however, by the fifth time, even steve is starting to grow just a little suspicious of danny’s true intentions.
or, alternately, a different angle: danny goes “yup, i’m with him” and drags steve off to the side, and the reception lady is like “oh my god!” and texts her three bffs about how mcgarrett from the governor’s taskforce totally just flirted with her and then his partner got jealous and confirmed they were together and literally dragged him away, gasp emoji! long story short, hawaii is a small island and by dinner time steve and danny’s phones are getting flooded with “CONGRATS on finally figuring your shit out and getting together!!! i knew it all along!!!” texts from every single person they even vaguely know on the island. kamekona is probably first.
#mcdanno#it's truly shocking that with how many times steve and danny have been mistaken for a couple#they've never intentionally played with that in canon#(it's not really that shocking because it would probably make them look too explicitly gay but let's not get into that)#@ cbs: look at all the fanfic#people want fake dating#they want it BADLY#*
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Hi! I'm see you watch hawaii five-0 and I was wondering what you think the chances are they'd actually do anything with mcdanno? I'm fairly new to watching it and I'm trying not to get to invested because I know what these big tv shows are like! Thanks, hope you're having a great day 😊
Hmmm. I don't have any anticipation that it will be canon.
#1 This is CBS, arguably the most homophobic network for prime time TV shows. It only has LGBTQ "leads" that don't die in its online subscription-only shows (CBS All Access). As far as its broadcast shows, there is arguably the least amount of representation on any TV network. (The only broadcast show with an LGBTQ lead was Instinct, which had a gay male lead, and only lasted 24 episodes.) *Side note: H50 did have an episode where a queer person lived and wasn't a victim (s9e14). The character was a teenager that had homophobic parents. Social media? Hated the episode. All of prime time CBS viewership seemed to write comments condemning the episode for being too politically correct. The point? CBS's target demographic is homophobic AF, and the backlash from ONE FREAKING EPISODE was so bad that it virtually guarantees McDanno won't be canon.
#2 If it could have happened, it would have happened. This show's been on for 10 years. They've teased McDanno from the beginning, but they've literally never written a show or season that felt like it was building to a canon relationship. 🤷♀️
#3 Given 1 & 2, I anticipate that the best possible ending will be akin to what House and Wilson had in House MD -- the two ending with some kind of partnership that has them riding off into a metaphorical sunset together.
***Here's the thing. This show has done a great job deconstructing toxic masculinity. The two leads (McDanno) repeatedly say I Love You, cuddle with each other, don't shy away from emotional displays, are willing to sacrifice themselves for each other, share a bed, practically co-parent, get mistaken for a couple, go to couples therapy, etc. I freaking love every thing about this because their target audience? Men between the ages of 18 and 49? They need to see this shit.
But do I expect the showrunners to subvert this brotherly norm and give us a queer ship? No.
Is it fun to watch them deconstruct toxic masculinity? Yes.
I freaking *love* watching Danny be such a present, amazing father. I *love* that he cuddles with Steve for movie nights, flies half way around the world to be his emotional support, and imagines a shared future with him. All that is stuff that men aged 18-49 need to SEE. Need to know is good and honorable and heroic.
This is a ship that is shipped with a lot of canon support, but which no one thinks will be canon.
So... do with that what you will?
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Reblogging again because I haven't been able to stop thinking about this.
I'm new to McDanno so doing this the opposite way, but...
(Also I seriously need to learn how to make gifs so I can add images for all of these cos im having trouble finding any for h50)
* both couples mistaken for the dads of someone
* trusting their partner to look after their kid if they die
* hot calendar photos, being shown on someone's phone
* one of them is the main driver, even if it's not their car
* their kid totally trusts their partner
* they help each other with family drama
* at one stage, one of them has a bum leg
* scenes of one of them fighting shirtless
* custody issues surrounding their kid
* one sleeps on the other's couch
* they hang out outside of work
* no knocking/at home at the others house
(Will add more later if I think of more or figure out how to create/add gifs)
why did I only just realize that Buddie is rebranded McDanno
#h50#buddie#mcdanno#911#i started with 911#but am now binging h50#so may similarities#the more i watch the more i find#i love them#hawaii five 0#hawaii 5 0
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summary of 5.17 'the stakeout'
#mcdanno#h50#h50edit#mcdanno text post#h50 text post meme#h50 text post#incorrect mcdanno#h50 5x17#mcdanno in a nutshell#mistaken for a couple mcdanno#steve mcgarrett#danny williams#hawaii five 0#myh50#h50 season 5#h50 picspam#h50 graphics#domestic mcdanno#ruth tennenbaum#it's cute how they think they are fooling anyone but themselves#mcdanno undercover
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as though introducing Danny as 'his partner' or himself as 'Danny's partner' isn't enough, Steve also keeps one had on Danny at all times to send a clear 'back off he's mine' message
#mcdanno#mcdanno text post#h50 text post#h50 meme#h50 text post meme#h50 parallels#h50#myh50#hawaii five 0#steve mcgarrett#danny williams#h50edit#tactile mcdanno#h50 touches#mcdanno is eternal#mistaken for a couple mcdanno#h50 7x17#h50 8x08
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6.11/2.09 middle of the night pillow talk. (well, Danny is on a pillow technically) 4 years apart. Danny is still a grumpy insomniac and Steve still finds him extremely adorable.
same yearning, still, after all this time, a holding pattern, the miscommunication trope. Steve desperately wants to spend time with Danny but Danny seems to dismiss any of his attempts while Danny thinks Steve would be so much happier and having more fun without him. Danny's negativity is a self-fulfilling prophecy but so are Steve's abandonment issues. Danny pushes people away deliberately so he'll be prepared for when they get enough of him while Steve leaves when he feels he's unwanted because it's better than being kicked out because he's overstayed his welcome.
they are still afraid to cross the boundary, still fighting about inconsequential stuff because they can't actually get to the heart of the matter, what's really bothering them, where the frustration with each other actually comes from. They assume they fail at co-habitation because they aren't compatible but in truth it's the unresolved romantic tension, all that pining and frustration bubbles up but there's also so much love there that they aren't willing to let go, they try so desperately to make it work somehow...when the solution is really simple. Cross that distance separating them, reach out and reach an understanding. Become that couple everyone already thinks they are.
#mcdanno#h50#h50 meta#h50 parallels#myh50#h50 picspam#steve mcgarrett#hawaii five 0#h50edit#mistaken for a couple mcdanno#mutually pining idiots#h50 2x09#h50 6x11#oh my god they were roommates#mcdanno in the bedroom#mcdanno ust#the identical expression on Steve's face especially does me in#he so desperately wants to join danny#he wants to drown in him#danny wants that too#but the more time passes the more they have to lose#so the hesitation continues#these scenes are so dark rip i tried#steve looking at danny#danny looking at steve#the unsubtle art of gayzing
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Danny's like 'why yes, I am his dream guy, whataboutit?'
#mcdanno#h50#mcdanno text post#h50 text post#h50 meme#myh50#hawaii five 0#steve mcgarrett#danny williams#h50 5x17#h50edit#h50 humour#mistaken for a couple mcdanno#mcdanno is eternal#sometimes the girl(gn) of your dreams™ is a divorced dad#h50 caps#h50 incorrect quotes#incorrect mcdanno#lol i couldn't resist this one
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steve: this is my partner, detective danny williams, now, does that mean i have a boyfriend who happens to be a detective or we are cops or maybe, perhaps, both? yes.
today in steve's lessons™: when introducing your boyfriend partner to an old friend of your father's it's important to stroke his shoulder and back and then hold him closer in case a hawk swoops in and steals him, while you look away, i guess?
bonus you ain't fooling no one:
#mcdanno#h50 meta#h50 touches#myh50#tactile mcdanno#mistaken for a couple mcdanno#h50 text post#h50 text post meme#h50 incorrect quotes#incorrect mcdanno#h50#hawaii five 0#h50edit#h50 caps#h50 3x17#h50 season 3#steve mcgarrett#danny williams#h50 humour#steve has to have a hand or his eyes on danny at all times#maybe he's worried the old man will try to shoot his shot otherwise idk#idiots in love#very unsubtle#life partners
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3.17/7.10 Relax the grip, king, nobody is stealing him away from you 😉
When introducing your totally platonic bestie it's important to maintain an iron grip on his shoulder at all times to make sure no one snatches him away from your grasp. You can shake his hand but that's all you are getting. The fact that they both do this, equally insane about each other yet oblivious xD
#mcdanno#h50 parallels#one of the funniest parallels honestly#h50#possessive!steve#possessive!danny#casual possessive touching 🔥#h50 caps#mistaken for a couple mcdanno#h50 3x17#h50 7x10#hawaii five 0#h50edit#tactile mcdanno#h50 touches#steve mcgarrett#danny williams#actual married couple mcdanno#h50 meta#equally obsessed with each other#equally clingy
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you know how steve constantly brings danny up even when he's not around? which is a lot on its own but particularly if he's with someone who doesn't know danny or what exactly their deal is, especially since he openly likens their relationship to a marriage to people he barely knows even. that lead me to this particular what if...
every year steve meets up with his former navy buddies, guys he came up with or trained with or went into battle with, between their schedules and as they get out they always try to make a date and catch up.
every year as they get older they start talking about their girlfriends and then their wives and then their kids, since that's a huge part of what's going on in their lives.
steve talks...about danny. his ohana. danny. gracie. danny and charlie. then eddie and the kids: tani and junior. and danny. his partner always comes up and no one questions it, they are used to not asking.
steve doesn't think much of it, until one time one of the other guys corners him, kinda nervous, and says he wants him to be the first of the group to know that he's gay. of course, steve is touched but he doesn't understand why until the guy explains. 'it was you, talking about your danny, and your kids, and the family you built together, with such love and conviction and no hint of shame, that made me believe i could some day have all of that too. it gave me courage to ask my now fiancé out on a date. we would be honoured to invite you two to the wedding, since you are at least partially responsible. we can only hope we are still as in love after 10 years together as you guys are.'
steve is in shock, but he doesn't have the heart to ruin the guy's beautiful coming out speech by telling him danny and him aren't like that. he lets him continue to assume what everyone else apparently had been doing for years.
except...perhaps, it's time to talk to danny. there would be plenty of opportunities when he comes home and tells his live-in partner why they have a wedding to attend to.
(two years later he's the one handing out save-the-dates)
#mcdanno#h50 headcanons#h50#h50 scenarios#mcdanno what if#myh50#i just thought it would be sweet if the obvious love steve and danny have for each other#inspired someone else to come out and take a chance on love#mcdanno love conquers all#hawaii five 0#steve mcgarrett#oblivious idiots in love#mistaken for a couple mcdanno#did they hook up before or after the wedding?#you decide lol#also their buddies have been assuming they have four kids#also taking bets on who junior is named after#is he steve jr. or danny jr.
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absolutely losing my mind over this promo pic from 6.11
the entire length of their bodies pressed against each other. Danny Williams and his Extra Extra Large™ Boyfriend (Steve was especially HULKING in s6) and his giant paws and everything else 😏
#mcdanno#tactile mcdanno#h50 promo#h50 promo pics#h50edit#h50 6x11#h50 season 6#mcdanno height difference#h50#hawaii five 0#myh50#for all height and size difference afficionados#mistaken for a couple mcdanno
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a fake dating/undercover au where steve decides to use the opportunity to show danny that he can be a great boyfriend, since danny keeps talking about how steve is the least romantic person he's ever met, etc and steve is determined to prove danny wrong (danny does seem to appreciate his looks, so maybe the problem is he doesn't see steve as boyfriend material) and steve truly outdoes himself and is the best damn boyfriend danny could ever dream about...
...which backfires spectacularly because it only makes danny furious: he thinks it's all one big joke to steve and he's taunting him with what he could never have (albeit unwittingly because danny doesn't think he's intentionally cruel).
poor steve doesn't know what he did wrong because he did everything right and still it wasn't good enough.
#mcdanno#fic prompt#h50#myh50#fake dating#idiots in love#h50 headcanons#mcdanno imagine#mistaken for a couple mcdanno#i have so many fake dating/undercover couple scenarios#this is just one of them lol#of course danny would think steve is only wooing him as a joke because of his own self-esteem issues#and as far as he knows steve is just competitive and likes to win and for danny to eat his words#mutually pining idiots
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steve and danny: why does everyone on the island think we are together??
also steve and danny: *regularly arrive to and leave crime scenes like this*
is it any wonder danny needed to literally meet someone from new jersey to agree to go out with him because oahu is a really small island and his dating pool shrunk as their notoriety grew as there wasn't many who would dare cuckold commander mcgarrett. he was also tired of people acting like he was cheating on the golden boy every time he was on a date with someone.
#mcdanno#mistaken for a couple mcdanno#actual married couple mcdanno#h50 headcanons#h50#myh50#hawaii five 0#everyone can see that steve loves him but danny himself#he thinks he's never getting laid again because it's hard to get out from steve's shadow#not realizing he could have everything with steve#idiots in love#i just think it's so funny if he was getting a stink-eye from random people for stepping out on steve#because it was obvious to everyone but him that steve was head over heels for him#xD
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